I suck at profiles. So, enjoy some quotes:

Loki: Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this...
Bartleby: Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like.
Loki: Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work.
Bartleby: What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki: I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference.
Bartleby: Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
Loki: Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial, man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. (Oh, Matt Damon. How I love you.)

Lucas Davenport: "..that fucking Flowers."

Perry: "Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse!?"

Perry: "If you looked up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'd find?"

Harry: "A picture of me?"

Perry: "NO! The definition of the word 'idiot,' which you fucking are!"

"I don't know where he is! And even if I did...well, I'd probably tell you, because I don't wanna be here anymore." (If anyone can figure out where this is from, and let me know, since I CANNOT remember and Google is terribly uncooperative when I search it, I would be eternally grateful.)

Love,

Lorn