ToriMiuhide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Hello all My name is... really none of your business, but you may refer to me as ToriMiu, if you really must... I'm old enough and live in the USA. Chinese-American, but I suppose that doesn't really matter... it's not like I know you... What really matters is that I am one hundred percent, completely, utterly, totally, entirely, wholly, infinitely, absolutely, and unconditionally loyal and commited and faithful and devout and DEVOTED to Hatake Kakashi from Naruto. My heart belongs solely to him. All my good deeds and sweet intentions are in his name (most of the time, anyway). Call me a fangirl, and I shall be proud. I love Hatake Kakashi and he belongs to me. So ha. Naruto is my most favoite manga ever. Thing is, though, I read the manga instead of watching the anime. So I'll have no knowledge whatsoever of the fillers or which episode ran what. I tend to believe that the original is better than any remake of the thing; I only like what comes directly from Masashi Kishimoto. I find that the anime gets a bit stretched; some scenes that fly by in the manga get stretched for many episodes; or so I hear from my friends, who both watch and read. And I find the fillers too sketchy; I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference between filler and Kishimoto being funny or off topic. So, forgive me, but I must, I will stick faithfully to the manga and leave the anime episodes to you. Besides, Kakashi looks so much hotter in the manga than in the anime. Anyway... Manga I love include: Naruto (obviously), Deathnote, Hana-kimi, Bleach, One-piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, W. Juiliet, Fruits Basket, Eyeshield, D-Gray Man... and more, but I can't remember... Books I adore include: Harry Potter (duh), Dragonlance series (omgosh, it's amazing), Forgotten Realms series, Mystic and Rider, Twilight, Dreamhunter, books by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes... and more, but they too are currently slipping the mind. Movies I worship include: Princess Mononoke (those who have not seen it are deprived), actually, any movie by Hayao Miazaki (I know I spelled that wrong), Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pirates of the Caribean, Disney movies, R.O.D... and more but I'm suffering temporary amnesia. Ideal Pairings: Naruto KakashiXOC (OMGOSH, I LOVE THE MAN. AND I LOVE OC PAIRINGS WITH THE MAN!! --droooool--) Pairings I detest... KakashiXIruka (because Kakashi is MINE!!!) ...Kakashi is mine... Harry Potter SnapeXOC (I LOVE that pairing; I think Sev is misunderstood and deserves so much better. Not to mention he's all dark, mysterious, and sexy ;PP really, the way I see it: Severus is an intense man. Intense men have intense relationships) Dragonlance RaistlinXOC (I love Raistlin. In fact, I read the Dragonlance series before Naruto and HP, so in all honesty, Raistlin was the first man I ever fell in love with. I totally feel for him. I wish him the best of happiness - though, seeing as I've read the ending, I already know my wishing doesn't do a whole lot of good for his case... T.T I love Raistlin) I really love OC characters. And it's a little hard to find a lot of them, or a lot of really well written ones with them... But my one love is Hatake Kakashi. And he belongs to me. So ha. 7/6/07 ehem... er, for those of you reading Weeds, I'm really sorry for the late update... I have the chapter done, but I'm researching on different kinds of plants, you know, for that little paragraph I have at the beginning of the chapters... that you guys probably don't read anyways... ;;;;; anyway, once I have another paragraph written, I'll post the next chapter as soon as possible... sorry... Also. I have a proposition to make. Or something like that. I have been scouring fanfictiondotnet for a loooong while, and several other fanfiction websites, not to mention. It has struck me on several levels... how completely FEW fics there are centering KakashixOC romantically... good ones, anyway... and ones that get continued... It really bugs me when I read a really really good KakaXOC one... and then the author stops writting... it makes me sooooo depressed... So. I am begging all fanfic writers out there. On bended knees and clapsed hands and puppy dog eyes. please. Please. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. Take some time out of your notedly very busy lives (have I mentioned how I know you're all very busy and how your time is undoubtably precious?) and please write me a KakashiXOC fic...? please? anyone? please? Note my begging of severe pathetic-ness. Because I am pathetic for Kakashi. Pathetiically Pathetic for Kakashi. With a capital P. And because Kakashi is mine. Thank you for your time... I know how few actually read these things, and I really appreciate it PLEASE WRITE ME KAKASHIXOC some SnapeXOC would be good too, if someone can find the time...o.o please? 10/20/07 ehem... I would like to announce that I am now a shipper of SnapeXSinistra. Especially those written by one She's a Star and her friends. Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit is worth the read. Go read. 12/26/07 Alright, I'm still alive. I swear. And I'm still working on Weeds. I swear. I just want to have a certain number of chapters written before I post again, in case I want to change something from the previous chapters. And I've just ahd to rewrite an entire chapter. All 9 thousand and something words. I don't know if that's a lot to you, but that's a lot to me. coughcough. Anyway, I didn't reawaken just to give you excuses. I came back to give you good news!! I am now sleeping with Kakashi!! In bed!! At night!! And even at other times nd locations, eeheeheehee. No really, I swear I'm telling the truth. XDD I just got a Kakashi plushie, and now it's like, glued to my arms. And my heart. Well, sort of; he was already glued to my heart. I love Kakashi. He decorates my room with happiness and love and sexy. Can I love Kakashi anymore? No, I'm not sure that's possible, but I'm sure my heart will expand duly to fit my love for the man. In fact, said man-plushie is in my arms XD Anyway, I just thought I should tell you. Because Kakashi is of utmost importance to me. I shall get the next chapter of Weeds out assoonaspossible. I swear. Ja XD |
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Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,950 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/7/2005 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Draco M.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15944 - Favs: 11,349 - Follows: 9,827 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
And the Rest is Ancient History by The Gray Ghoul reviews
hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 94 - Words: 199,669 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Joker - Complete
Breathe Again by Renea reviews
Perhaps I should take a moment to explain how I got here...My name is Ume Kotone. And I have a lot to answer for. [ZabuzaOC xD n.n]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,993 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Zabuza M., Haku
It Falls to the Young by Viskii reviews
During their summer at Order HQ, the suspicious Marauders clash with the secrets of Severus Snape: his unforgiving father, Albus' loyalty, a past that haunts his nightmares... But no one expected friendship, nor the consequences thereof. Plus cute!Tonks. ***NEW CHAPTERS FINALLY UP AFTER 5 YEARS WHAAT? Newest ch is 41! NOW COMPLETE!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,494 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Severus S., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Unforgivable Promises by Aethen reviews
With the Death Eaters becoming bolder and Voldemort's power on the rise, Harry must learn just what it takes to fight for the people he loves. Takes place directly after OotP. SLASH - HPSS No binding charms, no creature mates, no comical potions disasters that leave Harry and Severus stuck together, just time and a little understanding. AU from end of OotP on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,237 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Say You Love Me by Lola Little reviews
AU Lord Snape gets more than he bargained for when he stops to repair his carriage at the Dursley estate. Deaf and horribly abused, Harry Potter has lived a nightmarish life. Can Severus help the boy and still manage to keep his desires in check? SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,514 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Dance With the Devil by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
5 Times Moriarty's Tentacles Were Naughty, 1 by JessamyGriffith reviews
In Which Jim Moriarty has tentacles that can extrude from his back, but unfortunately they have minds of their own and may be even more trouble than Jim himself. 5 Times Moriarty's Tentacles Were Naughty, and One Time They Were Nice. Crack. WIP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,492 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
The Green Blade by verityburns reviews
As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,904 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4300 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1971 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 4,430 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 7,301 - Follows: 7,328 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Father's Sin by Severitus reviews
Secrets, prophecies, animagi, and the Serpent‘s Children--a dark secret is revealed that will change Harry and Snape’s lives forever. But will it be for good, or for evil?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 173,409 - Reviews: 4069 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
F is for: by F.A. Star Hawk reviews
It's common for Hiruma to shock people, Musashi thought he was used to it. Musashi/Hiruma. One-shot.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Gen T., Hiruma Y. - Complete
Misunderstandings by The Master Weaponsmith reviews
KakashixOC...that funny little book of his...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,677 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Gai M.
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
The Romantic Conquests of Severus Snape by Trip and Jayne reviews
The good, the bad, the ugly, the crazy, the confusing and the just plain diturbing. A parody of all Severus Snape pairings, except SSHG. More pairings than you can fit in a summary or shake a stick at. OOCness to the MAX! repeat MAX!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 17,361 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Masks and Shadows by Kilerkki reviews
On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,160 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4249 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Rewind by Kiwichi reviews
“ I wonder how Kakashi sensei was like when he was our age...” A freak accident occurs, throwing Sakura back in time, to when her sensei's only thirteen...AU KakaSaku Friendship Chapter 18 added!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,133 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Lesson in Patience by expiry 4.23 reviews
AU. Instead of dying, Severus' soul is sent to a place he thought impossible - into the body of himself in another world. It's a world free of Dark Lords and debts to Dumbledore, but it bears a catch: no magic. SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,816 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
And the Return to Fangirlism by notesonlife reviews
Crack!Fic. Neji is jealous, again. Blackmail, fangirls, and Indecent Moves to Her Well-being and Vulnerability. NejiTen. Caution: High amounts of insanity and a cackling Inner!Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Learning to Live by jessicagreen reviews
A series of humourous HPSS oneshots centered around the antics of our two favourite boys. Valentine's Day Ficlet Up! A Very Snarry Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Initiation by summershine reviews
It began in the heat of the night. PWP, NaruxSasu. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Wasureru, To Forget by xxblackroses reviews
One mistake. A hundred questions. Two friends. Years of forgotten memories. A dangerous secret. A dozen enemies. When she remembers, all she wants is to forget. In the end, all she can do is remember. But she wouldn't have it any other way. Itachi x OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,604 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows by Asuka Kureru reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi. Friendship. A gen, but not quite, story about comrades, coming out, and cows. Now with slightly less gen sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
Unending Winter by Clorinda reviews
A man slowly torn apart from inside by his housekeeper. They didn't hate each other at sight, slowly fall in love, face obstacles they overcame and lived happily ever after. They were their own obstacles like they always would be. SaitoxTokio.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,790 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Saitou
The Silver Doe by HeidiBug731 reviews
If Ron hadn't come to Harry's rescue when he was trying to get the Gryffindor sword out of the pool, what might have happened? Written post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed With a Kiss by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
Chap 6 edited! 'I think the Headmaster is more in the habit of using others to cause me harm than to expel any effort himself.' Dumbledore is forced to choose between Lupin's freedom and Exposing Snape as a spy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Labyrinth of Sin by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE. The puppies give the sex talk to Harry. RLSB and SSHP slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Mana by artbug reviews
Mana Walker is 36 and leading an average life, living in a small apartment, lusting after his secretary and hating his job. His life will be changed forever when he finds a boy hiding in an alley.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,720 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Lost on the Path of Life – A Slice of History by Pepper's Ghost reviews
There was nothing left to do but enter. He grasped the handle and forced his way into the building, submerging himself in its dark abyss.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Shoelaces by summershine reviews
Naruto learns how to tie his shoelaces with a bit of help from a certain Uchiha. One shot, fluff. [SasuxNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 3,811 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Thorn By Any Other Name by Besarien reviews
PostDH and ever so slightly AU! Forget all about the DH epilogue. Harry returns to teach at Hogwarts only to find one very familiar Potions professor who only he can see. Friendship or SSHP? You pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Practically Brothers A Deathly Hallows Epilogue by ReeraTheRed reviews
Lupin and Snape talk after the events of Deathly Hallows. Friendship but no slash. Ch. 5 and Ch. 6 are now both up COMPLETE. DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,124 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Scars by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
They may not be the most beautiful of things, scars. But nothing can so effectively testify that we survived than those ugly white lines. Professor Snape teaches a different kind of lesson.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 5,519 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In the Beginning by Aedammair reviews
Relationships are like flowers. You plant the seed, you keep watch over it, and eventually it grows into a beautiful garden. Or a crazy bed of weeds if you're Auriga Sinistra and Severus Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
The Overlooked by ChristineX reviews
Snape discovers the existence of a magically gifted young woman who never received an invitation to Hogwarts. But as the final confrontation with Voldemort approaches, can Snape protect her from those around her...including himself? Epilogue DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,588 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Opaque by summershine reviews
Sasuke has finally killed Itachi. The only question is, what is a dying man to do with a future that is slowly becoming opaque? One shot, NarutoxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Mist and Vapor by cecelle reviews
After the war is over, Severus is left humiliated, an outcast in the wizarding world. And for him, the fight isn't over yet. But this time, he doesn't have to fight alone. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 168,109 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/15/2004 - [Severus S., OC] F. Flitwick - Complete
Broken Pieces by Linay reviews
COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,498 - Reviews: 4468 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,250 - Follows: 556 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 4,584 - Follows: 742 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Shack by tall oaks reviews
Severus Snape didn’t trust Sirius Black, yet he entered the Shrieking Shack all the same. What was it that Black said that made Snape enter the tunnel?The Headmaster interviews those involved and discovers some uncomfortable truths during his investigatio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B.
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Irresistable Scent by ErPo reviews
Hinata Hyuuga purchases a special perfume in hopes of attracting Naruto. What she didn't expect was that the perfume would work a little too well. What will the intoverted kunoichi do when ALL the guys start coming onto her? Post timeskip oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Crimson Ribbons by notesonlife reviews
It pulled them together when their worlds pulled them apart. [Hana x Itachi] [Sequel to The Distant Cry of the Wolf]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,289 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
Splitting Hairs by stalkymcgee reviews
ANBU era. KakaYamish. Kakashi gets Tenzou to drop his towel. Not nearly as sexy as it sounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Harry Potter and the Purple Bullseye by goddessofspite reviews
It is well known that Muggles would never stand a chance in a fight against a fully trained adult Wizard. Right? Unless, of course, they used MUGGLE ways of fighting back... like, say, oh... snapping a certain Dark Lord's wand in half? Can you say "oops"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,543 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Brightness of Candles by duj reviews
HBP Spoilers. Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak... You probably thought it didn't mean anything, just four words plucked at random ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
celebrations by lokogato-sama reviews
So Kakashi doesn't really get presents on his birthday. This may be because no one knows his birthday. His records are topsecret, and he makes sure they stay that way, even out of ANBU. [Team 7 fluff, set directly after Gaara arc] [1788 words]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Night Rain by Quixote reviews
Though having graduated and long gone, she is a well known legend passed down on the school grounds of the Ninja Academy. Some protest that she was nothing more then a made up legend. Others claim they saw the spectacle with their own eyes. For she is
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,473 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Kakashi H.
Smile by WikketKrikket reviews
A oneshot for my sister. It's Ax's birthday and he's about to be shown how to celebrate Earth style! But then, he meets a girl, who is going to instruct him in the proper use of a mouth... Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Symmetry by kimi no vanilla reviews
Maybes, and memories, and the meaning of being two thirds. AsuKakaKure, 328 spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Chiaroscuro by Kilerkki reviews
Light and darkness, crack and angst. A collection of drabbles focusing on the minor characters of the Naruto universe. [Ch. 19: Kankurou meets the Inuzuka. They're suitably grateful, and he's suitably impressed.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,959 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Little Imp by Quixote reviews
['Do not Disturb'] [Revision underway]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Kakashi H.
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Distant Cry of the Wolf by notesonlife reviews
Inuzuka Hana was always known as Unforgettable and Dangerous. What happens when she meets Konoha's Uchiha genius Itachi? [Itachi x Hana] DONE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,244 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
changed by strikelight angel reviews
How did Kakashi changed from a stoic and ruleobsessed personality to one who is not only never punctual but read a book like come come paradise? tribute to kakashi fans. Please R & R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Kakashi H.
Icha Icha Acquisition by Macey Muse reviews
As ramen is to Naruto, so porn is to Kakashi. As old man Ichiraku is to Naruto, so this old man is to Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Watching by PsychoLeopard reviews
oneshot, introspective. Sometimes Kakashi arrives early to meet his team. Team 7. Warnings inside. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 385 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 3,607 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Colt by Claggart reviews
Nothing about Harry is normal. Even for a centaur, his visions are scarily powerful. His attraction to the lone centaur Severus is also highly unusual. His journey to find answers is just beginning. REVISED AND REPOSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,427 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
What Can I Do You For? by LDark reviews
Just a bit of random inspiration. Ax meets a, err, lady of the evening while alone downtown one day. Hilarity and confusion ensues. Enjoy!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Coffee and Enmity by Jocemum reviews
Sidestory to Tea and Sympathy. Having kidnapped Harry Potter with Hermione Granger's help, Snape has the tough job of forcing Harry to see where his loyalty still lies...and hiding his relationship with Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Boil You Up Some Hot Strong Love by She's a Star reviews
In which Snape has a headache, Auriga contemplates sexy fictional vampires, and Celestina Warbeck proves a more effective torture device than all three Unforgivables put together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Half Truths and Whole Lies by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT]“And you left him!” “What could I do? She was looking at me like I was the next piece of flesh waiting to be chopped up into soup!” [Implied AnkoIruka]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by jigenslove reviews
Something strange happens to Professor Snape, leaving Harry the responsible one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Some more than others by faith5bye5 reviews
Sirius had never realised the true extent of Snape's dedication to the cause. The revelation terrifies him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
scent by faith5bye5 reviews
So much of Severus' life is kept private. IT IS INVARIABLY WITH GOOD REASON. Lupin senses a change in Severus during an Order meeting. he makes the mistake of commenting, & moody takes advantage. dramatic. must be read til end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Black Tea by summershine reviews
Meilin wonders if perhaps, she will always drink black tea with him. One shot, angst.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Meiling L., Syaoran L. - Complete
He Cares by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT] Despite what others may say, he truly cares for her. He doesn't get to see her that often, so this is what he does to show his affections. [Implied Anko x Iruka.] [There needs to be more of this pairing.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Need by link no miko reviews
When Lee first met Sakura, all he had to go on was that she was beautiful and strong and fully alive in her own little Spring. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
A Sympathetic Smile by EffulgentInara reviews
Tsunade and Sakura get a brief demonstration of exactly why Kakashi wears that mask...[oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Three Seconds by SnapesFavorite reviews
Snape and Harry bet on whether or not Harry will survive the final battle against Voldemort. In case he wins, Harry wants 3 seconds of Snape's time to do whatever he pleases with them. It's a deal. HPSS1Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bewilderment by She's a Star reviews
He is at a loss. Nothing short of bewildered. Why he bothers with her in the first place is an utter mystery to him at times like these.' [SnapeSinistra drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
The Akara Files 01: Just BeClause She Can by Aroihkin reviews
REVAMPED 08.14.05: CHAPTER TWO is the new version! : Raistlin during his time in the Tower, a highly skilled thief with something of a death wish, and a fun plot idea that I have never seen elsewhere. This is the oneshot that started the series.
Dragonlance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Raistlin - Complete
ash, ash by She's a Star reviews
You're no stranger to how easily things fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6242 - Favs: 4,099 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kissing A Smoker by Kilerkki reviews
Asuma probably won't live long enough to get cancer, anyway. And Kurenai's learned not to mind the taste of smoke on his lips. [Oneshot, drabble, AsuKure]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Shame by A-Spirit reviews
Shame... It choked him. It made him cringe inside, as Snape's anatomy would be ripped apart, examined and found revolting. It made him angry and left him feeling trapped. COMPLETE! SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Do You Know Me by summershine reviews
One shot. Harry can't help but push his friends away after hearing the prophecy. But one witch is going to push back with all the strength she can muster. HarryxGinny, definitely not what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Unspoken Tragedy reviews
“No, Molly.” He looked into her eyes for the first time the entire night. “I’ve taken care of every other time myself I will be perfectly alright doing so right now.” Ever wondered why Molly trusts Severus more than the rest of the Order does?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Molly W., Severus S. - Complete
stay with me by She's a Star reviews
He pushes up her glasses and scowls at her, just in case she isn't aware of how very ridiculous she is. It is his job to remind her, after all. SnapeSinistra
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 248 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Solace During the Plague by GrapeLeaf reviews
The Soulforge era: During the plague in Solace, one woman sees something in Raistlin Majere that everyone else has missed.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2004
Obsidian Rhapsody by Cobalt Violet reviews
This man was seduction personified. Sirius Black, a top agent for Lord Voldemort. Remus Lupin, an auror unwillingly sworn to save the fallen man. When a chance meeting throws them together, a dance of seduction begins.AU SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,712 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All Things Considered by Claggart reviews
Harry thought going to war would be better than staying with the Dursleys. Too young to enlist, he sneaks on board a ship departing for war. When he is discovered, Severus Snape, an officer, is told to take care of him until he can be sent back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Cold as Ash by GreenGecko reviews
Harry is having a bad summer after his fifth year. Hot days, a long walk, and some unexpected revelations. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hajime and Tokio by Angrybee reviews
The story of the life, and love, which grew between an unlikely couple. Follows Saitou and Tokio from the Genji era through and past the Rurouni Kenshin tale. Rated for: Violence, Language, Adult Themes. (COMPLETE except for epilogue.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 296,015 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Saitou, Saitou - Complete
Family Matters by drama-princess reviews
Harry, Snape, and Sinistra must pose as a Muggle family over the summer holidays-- and in doing so, don't only discover a web of intrigue in the Order of Phoenix, but something about themselves as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Torn Asunder by Gedia Kacela reviews
Grief will do strange things to people. Some laugh, some cry. . . and some, like Auriga Sinistra, will do anything to pretend that Severus Snape will still walk back through the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Severus S.
In The Rain by She's a Star reviews
...I turned and I kissed you, without saying anything, because I was so tired of words.' After her death, Auriga Sinistra reflects on what she's left behind. Companion piece to dramaprincess' For The Weary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
For the Weary by drama-princess reviews
“I have seen death, Potter. It can destroy you. Tear apart your entire life. And you act as though you and your little friends are immune to it.” After Sinistra’s death, Snape finds surviving is sometimes that hardest thing of all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Severus S.
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Fair Bet by drama-princess reviews
Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S.
Spontaneously Romantic by She's a Star reviews
When Snape forgets about Auriga Sinistra's birthday, he dreads what will undoubtedly be a violent reaction. So he does the notsoobvious thing and asks for advice from...Ron Weasley? Spontaneous, ridiculous SS romance ensues. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Not Just a River In Egypt by She's a Star reviews
Ah, denial. Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra know it well. But can everyone's favorite Mr. Magical Me get them to confess their feelings? ...WHAT feelings? A.K.A. Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Funny, Honey? by Dueling Dahlings reviews
Severus Snape's dislike of Remus Lupin was fueled by many things: the fact that the blasted werewolf was flirting shamelessly with Auriga Sinistra simply happened to be the most prominent at the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Severus S.
Ensnare the Senses by Gedia Kacela reviews
(or The Potion Master's... Mistress?) When the Potions class finds themselves overhearing Snape's private conversation with a woman, they can only make several guesses as to who, precisely, that woman is- make that several... amusing guesses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Severus S.
Burning Black by She's a Star reviews
Funny, how it hurt now. Back when it had used to appear, sizzling ebony, he’d only felt a rush of anxious power...He'd never felt the pain. Now he did.' Post GoF, Snape reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Night to Remember by Gedia Kacela reviews
Gedia Kacela likes James Potter. Severus Snape likes Lily Evans. James and Lily like each other. But Gedia and Snape are about to change that... or die trying. (Year Four.) *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Drenched reviews
Naruto loves the rain. That’s why he indulges in running through it at nine o’clock at night. Sasuke hates the rain. That’s why his house keys are locked inside without him. SasukeXNaruto, slash with fluff, rain, and lots of denial.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weeds reviews
She was an orphan. She lived on the streets, where her existence was less than welcomed. But she didn't care. She had her fellow orphans, her brothers and sisters, her family. That's all she ever needed. And then came Team Seven... OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007
Picture Perfect reviews
After a night of hot sex, Naruto finds a picture of... himself? Under Sasuke's pillow? Naruto's not about to let this opportunity to tease Sasuke pass, and Sasuke's revenge is all the more sweet and spiteful. Warning: SasuxNaru, Lemon, Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eyes reviews
Eyes. Naruto hated them. He hated how they looked at him, gazes filled with hatred and loathing for what was inside him. But for some strange incomprehensible reason... Sasuke's eyes were different... SasukeXNaruto fluffy oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
