I was planning on making this more groovy (they still use that word, right?) but I got to lazy.

Warning: I am the worst reviewer in the HISTORY of reviewing. As much as I'd love to give you the largest, most heart-filled review, I just...can't. So please excuse the short little snippets of crap I write.

Progress:

Ah, it’s been a while since I’ve posted or updated my stories. So much has happened in the last year or so (including a credit hack at my school that’s forcing tons including myself to repeat a couple years to meet credit requirements). I apologize to all my readers for near-abandoning my stories. D:

Favorite Pairings:

(Beware of YAOI and CRACK pairings)

Lelouch x Suzaku (Code Geass) Gino x Suzaku (Code Geass) Stein x Soul (Soul Eater) Death the Kid x Soul (Soul Eater)

Lucas x Raguna (Rune Factory) Zavier x Raguna (Rune Factory) Barrett x Kyle (Rune Factory 2) Green/Gary x Red/Ash (Pokemon)

Volkner/Denji x Lucas/Kōki (Pokemon) Steven/Daigo x Brendan/Yūki (Pokemon) N x Black/Touya (Pokemon) Silver/Rival x Gold/Ethan (Pokemon)

Grimmjow x Ichigo (Bleach) Chad x Noba/Nova (Bleach) Kensei x Shuuhei (Bleach) Gin x Shirosaki/Hichigo/Dark Ichigo (Bleach)

Shizuo x Masaomi (Kida) (Durarara!!) Izaya x Masaomi (Kida) (Durarara!!) Mikado x Masaomi (Kida) (Durarara!!)

Stan x Craig (South Park) Dark Ace x Aerrow (Storm Hawks) Jacob x Edward (Twilight) Jasper x Alice (Twilight)

Henry x Vlad (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod) Mello x Matt (Death Note) Light x Matt (Death Note) Kouga x Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

Draco x Harry (Harry Potter) Hinata x Otonashi (Angel Beats) Ingus x Luneth (Final Fantasy 3) Jet x Zuko (Avatar:TLA)

Will add more as I think of them.

This isn't mine. I found it on queen125's profile who found it on Profound Yaoi's profile, but I completely agree with it. It brings up some good points, and I also hate SasuSaku.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.

Here in the United States of America, we claim to be the "greatest country on earth"! We have iPods, operations to have triple-D size boobs, liposuction that can make a person lose four hundred pounds, and highly advanced technology.

For the most part, we've gotten rid of religious persecution. We've gotten rid of a lot (but not all) segregation. Why can't we just accept homosexuality?

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

I SUPPORT MARRIAGE FOR LOVE!