It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

In the bleak future of Earth where Lucifer rules, angels are captured and forced to fight to the death in rings of holy fire. Castiel is captured, and regrets that he ever allowed Uriel to retrieve Dean Winchester from Hell. AU. No Pairings.

AU Jet survives Lake Laogai and Zuko sides with Team Avatar during the Crossroads of Destiny. But old prejudice and unresolved self hatred and shame are only some of the few obstacles facing these two. Jetko

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

Hakoda and Ozai out for a walk in the cold. Set after Season 3. One-shot. No pairing, unless you see it that way...heheh

Jinx thought the HIVE Five were officially out of her life. Boy, was she wrong. Chapter 46: It Is An Epilogue

Iroh's son is dead, and his appeal to the spirits has failed. But his grief is interrupted when he's called away from Ba Sing Se to deal with the Rough Rhinos, who have been making sport of Earth Kingdom peasants. AU.

AU. Dean is honourably discharge after becoming a POW and being tortured for information, leaving him emotionally destroyed and physically warped. Sam buys a new 4NG3L series Apple Robot to keep Dean sane.

Chapter 16: Speak Gajeel-ese. Gajeel and Levy run into Lily and Charle on the island after beating Grimoire Heart. Levy doesn't speak Gajeel-ese.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

Sometimes, peacetime is as harrowing as war when old enemies and not so old friends convene at this year’s Chuunin exams. AU futurefic starring the Sand Sibs, various Otonin and the Konoha ensemble. All at once. ShikaTem KibaTayu NejiTenKank

When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

The first thing Billy did when he walked through the entrance to the HIVE's new lair was trip on a pie tin... Part Two: Wykkyd/Angel, more pie, and spit curls

Madarao learns the hard way, never to interfere with a determined man and his eating habits. Especially not at three o'clock in the morning. Madarao x Tokusa. AU. Crack. You have been warned.

AU: Wherein hair design student Lenalee Lee considers her relationship with her styling rival, the suspiciously homosexual and perpetually smiling Allen Walker--and, yeah, it doesn't look too good. :Allen/Lenalee

17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?

Jinx, Gizmo, Mammoth, Kyd Wykkyd, SeeMore, Billy Numerous, X.L. Terrestrial, Private HIVE,and Angel during their school days. A look at the lives of the HIVE. Chapter 25: March of the Penguins

HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.

I couldn’t hurt you if I tried. He loved you down to his marrow. — EnvyWinry

It turns out that Gajeel acutally likes children. A little bit of speculation about how his job as a teacher went.

CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.

The trick is not breathing. — SalimLatika

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

Of all the people to be engaged to, why was he stuck with someone so squeaky! — LucyGazille

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

A collection of stories based on animated Disney movies. First, the Beauty and the Beast: "It wasn't like Tyki asked to be cursed, but the crazy bit--well, witch was dripping her ugly on his doorstep."

One-shot. Capricorn is bored. Basta get's a crash-course in driving, and Flatnose gets annoyed. Slightly OOC Capricorn. First Inkheart fanfic. No chickens, cats, or black-jacket's were harmed in the making of this fanfic...

Jet wakes up, and everything's different. Somewhat AU; the only real change is that Jet didn't, um. You know. Jet/Zuko.

AU. "I think Lee would make a good Freedom Fighter. He’s just trying to find his way in the world, like us." Jet never saw Iroh firebend his tea - and suddenly, Zuko's life became very complicated. Jet/Zuko, ongoing.

AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

The story of the Sound Five, sometimes known as the Sound Four, though really, there were six of them if you were to ask Kidoumaru.

Jet comes on to Zuko. Just a little. Um. ...Zuko likes it...?

Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.

Y'ever wonder what the villians' stories are like? Well, here's the story of that dark but naiive little teleporter: Kyd Wykkyd...

No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.