What can I say...? It's in my blood.
Assassination (on the 24th of Nov. 2010)

I'm an assassin. There is no such thing as 'a warning.'
Assassination (on the 24th of Oct. 2012)

I'm a blindfolded person with a passion for writing...but how can I do so if my life is covered in black and wrists bond by vines that pierce flesh?
FFV (on the 2nd of Jan. 2009)

Note: If you're all wondering where 53 (originally had 130 total) of my stories went...I've taken them down. I've decided to start to clean up my account and take down what I'll never continue. Believe me, it broke my heart piece by piece removing them. And I still have more to go. [2017 Note: I will be deleting old fics to how I see fit. The only fics that will be updating are the ones that I still have inspiration for. Basically the most recently updated ones.]
Ability to come up with creative titles is DEAD.
Note to previous PatP readers: I DID NOT remove the fic. Rather it was taken down from either this censorship thing or reported by someone else (if you would like to see the rest, go to my dA account or look it up on AO3 via Assassination_of_the_King.)

[The notes above were written on the May of 2013. Some things have changed since then but, obviously, I don't have the time nor the energy to fix them to make them more accurate. Namely the first note.]

kiss my flesh
kiss me dead
kiss my lips
make me see red

I came to kill kill kill kill
I don't hit the floor cause that's my plan, plan, plan, plan
I'm wearing all my favourite robes robes robes robes
Give me space for both hidden blades blades blades.
You, you - cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on, yeah

I throw my knives through the air sometimes -
Singing AYOOO
I'm an Assassinooo
I wanna have revenge for my family
Singing AYOOOR
You're a traitor

Cause I gon' rescue roma
I gon' run all night
I gon' light all Borgia Towers up
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
I gon' light them up
Like it's dynamite!

Yeah, yeah
(Taatze's comment on eziodanceplz on dA)

Alright, time to know about me (oh-boy)

For those who bother to read this, I thank you.

Name: SoulReaper71, Fading from View (originally, but you can still call me that)
Now known As: Assassination
Profession: professional procrastinator

If my first few fics doesn't state, 'I write homosexual stories,' then I don't know what does. Besides the fact that I JUST stated it now. I have a few (seriously, very few) that are straight. You'll have to look really hard if you want to find those. [5/9/13]

Note: It's been a long while since I've been on here and whatnot. Whatever you see as incomplete that hasn't ever been updated, well, I can assume you'd figure it's been dead and will stay that way. I've migrated elsewhere since the last time I was on in 2013, so you can probably guess that I won't really be on here much unless I'm responding to reviews or posting chapters for fics that I plan on finishing.

There's going to be a variety of things posted on here from here on, so the warning above stands for past!me's stories. Yes. Heed the warning and heed it well unless you want to have an unpleasant time. (Which I don't understand why you would waste your time on making yourself miserable, but who am I to judge you, right?)

Something(s) from a conversation with a friend:

Some of the shit I say may not be vocalized. Personal calender eye making my boner arise.
I woke up again this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens a lot, it's detachable...

LiveJournal account: samstoleaburger
AO3: just look up one of my recently updated fics with this account's username
SmackJeeves account: TomorrowToday (comic site)
deviantart account: TheirCodex (for my fics - certain ones), 15-15 (for my art)
PatP comic: here

-*is currently cleaning up faves to shorten the list*
*also cleaned up profile a bit*