Hi everyone! I was looking over my profile and realized that I hadn't updated in forever. So here I go.

Name: Zira will suffice.

Description: I am short. Incredibly so.

Dislikes: I'm pretty accepting.

Likes: I like a wide variety of things.

Favorite Sayings

"I didn't know I was a thief until I found something stolen in my hand." -Jessi

"I doesn't matter how you pick your nose, just where you put the booger and what you do with your finger afterwords." -Stina/Zira/Tek

"I'm not fat! I'm just FLUFFY!!" -Panda Inspirational Poster

"When I was little, I would hide from planes. Therefore when the poop was dropped, I wouldn't get hit." -Tek

"Do you know how many problems would arise if she threw her stomach up?!" -Zira

"You can't play chess! Your ankle's hurt!" -My Weird Gym Teacher

"He's got a furry head! How do you expect me to write a romance about a dude with a furry head?!" -Poison

"Do you know where that ground has been?!" -Rose

"My children have more secrets then the Pentagon." -Ze Mother

"Who is credited with sewing the first American flag?" "Martha Stewart." -Tori and C.J.

"Spathiphylum and stable nubs..." -Zira

"Now, after years of hoarding their proverbial nuts, the Snathi have metaphorically climbed out of their tree and will gnaw the galaxy with their giant squirrel like teeth." -Galactic Civilizations II

"Close your eyes and open your nose!" -Ze Father

Funny Tidbits

Lately my mother has become a fan of manga/anime due to her constant exposure to it via myself, my social group, and siblings. Her current favorite is BLEACH. Unfortunately she was not graced with the ability to say a lot of the BLEACH names. Instead she insists upon making degrading yet permanent nicknames up for them. Only her favorite characters are safe from her silly nicknames. They are as follows: Renji and Ukitake. While they remain safe from her, she does not remain safe from their yoai fanbase. I don't know how many times she has come away from picture surfing scarred beyond measure.

Stories to Come

Impending Separation- Igneous looks towards his separation from his partner Flame with dread, but when things seem to hard to bear he begins to find comfort in the Lost Legions' leader. (Based off the book)

Sayonara!