Hey, look! I deleted everything! Everyone rejoice!

... Or not. You could just sit there with that dull expression, too. Because, you know, it's not like I really wanted a party on the Internet, or anything...

So, here's a little bit about myself! And not a full bio this time, either, because I realized how weird that was. Maybe it wouldn't be weird if I were professional, but I'm just a bored student, so it's weird.

Pen Name: Guifi, duh. Can't you read?

Age: This is where we play the guessing game.

Genres: (These are the ones I write) Um... basically anything that isn't poetry, western, yaoi/yuri, or graphic in a sexual or bloody way.

Beliefs: Lutheran, and a vegetarian to boot. Just to give you a better idea of what my writing might be like because I like it to reflect my opinions.

Fandoms: (in list form for your eyesight's convenience)

- The Legend of Zelda

- Kindgom Hearts

- Teen Titans

- Spirited Away

- Castle in the Sky

- Kiki's Delivery Service

- Whisper of the Heart

- Sherlock Holmes (don't expect any stories from this, though - I couldn't possibly write a good enough one)

- Degrassi: The Next Generation (it makes me feel so good about my life xD)

Odd Facts: I'm odd. Especially with caffeine (did I spell that right?).

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Marathon Record: 23 hours and 45 minutes (11-12 October, 2009)

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Marathon Record: TBA (to be attempted)

Fact of the Day-This-Was-Last-Updated: Did you know that if you have ingested 80 mg or more of caffeine (someone correct me if that's spelled wrong), you've overdosed on it? Guifi may be a drug abuser after all, in that case...

Writing Status

Overall Status: Hiatus - currently choosing an idea for a long Zelda fic.

Deleted Stories: Three Over Four, Ab Ovo

Current Stories: TBA

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Link

2. Midna

3. Ralis

4. Colin

5. Zelda

6. Tetra

7. Malon

8. Luda

9. Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy (music box player from Oot/MM)

10. Zant

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Link, we had this discussion. Spongebob isn't going to kill you. Now SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Scream and he'd scream and we'd all scream for ice cream!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Um... I'd take Colin to the funny farm and sue Bob for being a pedophile. Or something.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Zelda, what the heck did the spaghetti ever do to you that you had to throw it into Death Mountain?!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd do the Jigglypuff thing and permenant marker-up her face.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'd make her give me a horse.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'd send her Colin to make her feel better (they're destined to be together!)

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I'd make Link play the Song of Storms in his windmill.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

GOOD. Now I don't have to keep going in for stitches.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Send Midna to open a can of hardcore whoop-arse on them. He's too busy killing Ganondorf... again.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Laugh. Probably. Then be guilted into healing it by Link.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Coral jewlery and the power to be Aquagirl.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Jump through the window and rescue me AND the cat!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Bore me with wisdom while Midna gives me the FUN advice.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

To kill Zant. Again.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me horseback riding. =D

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Psych out the other team with creepy facial expressions/songs.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Twist and dance around neurotically and kill me if I don't stop.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

CUZ HE PWNS.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

O.o ... Someone broke the time/dimension barrier. And I'd also kick her butt because she's supposed to like Link!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Um, Ralis' parents are dead. But yeah, we'd get along!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

... They're the same person.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Kick her butt and force her to marry Link.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

MIDNA! MIIIDNA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

That in all my fanfics, she marries Colin and he's awesome to her. =)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

I ignore him forever and report him to the authorities for pedophilia.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I'd send myself to the funny farm because obviously I'm seeing things.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're guys, who knows what they could be doing?

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Heck yes! But only in the Windwaker era. =)

So, now that you know (a little) about me, go on ahead and scroll down to either check out some of my favourite authors (some of them are just my friends) and stories, or some of my own stories. Or, scroll back up and find someone more interesting. You know, whatever floats your boat.