Bella and Edward were once best friends, until Bella fell for him, only to run away after his wedding. It's been three years and they meet again. What exactly will go down when Edward realizes he might have made a mistake? Is it too late? E/B, AH complete

Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE

Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R

In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH

AU: all human. When Bella and Edward end up spending three days together at Jessica's beach house, Alice decides to get her matchmaker on... with slightly less than perfect results! ExB, Read and Review please!

A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!

Isabella, a regular college student, wins a tour of Europe from a contest. A million dollars to go backpacking through all of Europe over the summer. What happens when her tour guide is the handsome and British Edward Masen? ExB AH - Continued

Not attack of my Best Friend Forever. Bad Fan Fiction! Cliches common to the Twilight fanfic world unite. Is Bella in love with Jasper or Edward? Is it all just about sex? Will Alice stop shopping? Will Jasper break knives trying to cut himself? Read on.

For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.

Ever wondered if you are truly obsessed about Twilight? Well, here is a list of a few things that obsessed Twilight girls, like myself would do. #32 Ran an online search in your school computer for any boys named Edward or Edward Cullen.

Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.

Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!

A collection of cliche and very ooc moments with the Cullens. Relating to my very own life experiences, but better. Cullens-Vamps, Jacob and Pack-Wolves, Bella-Human, Frank-Squirell/Vampire/Fish, ALL NORMAL COUPLES! R&R Constuctive Criticism!

AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB

All Human. Bella is scared of love, and all things commitment. When Edward falls for her, her whole outlook on being with someone is turned up side down. Will Edward be able to break down her walls? Will she let him get close enough? Summary changed!

Bella, Maid of Honour, has been paired up with the Best Man, Edward, to help plan Alice and Jasper’s wedding. They have never met each other but have to create that perfect day. Either sparks will fly or it will be a colossal failure. All Human ExB

Bella and Edward never met, and Bella married the family friend. Now Jacob is abusive, and Bella knows she has to get out, but who does she have to help?

Crack. Bella leaves Edward for a ficus tree, and Jacob just wants to comfort the vampire who used to be his enemy. Can Edward move on, to Jacob's waiting arms? No sex or swearing, but rated because EdwardxJacob is rather disturbing.

When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R

This is not a loving parody of the first Twilight book. This is a parody full of much bitterness and unabashed hatred for this "book", so... if you're going to be offended, stay away! If you don't care if someone bashes your fandom... come on in!

A oneshot series in which the Twilight characters find themselves working their way through movie plots. All human.

The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D

Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-

Searching for Jane Austin fanfictions, Edward and Bella find a purple link that reads 'Twilight' on a certain fanfiction website... Oneshot

Edward, in an attempt to impress Bella, takes up the guitar. Oh my....is that the sound of a guitar being thrown through a window, I hear? OOC PreNewMoon OneShot

Remember how on Stephenie Meyer's website she talked about the uncanny similarities she found when she visited Forks? Well, what if one of those similarities happened to be that she found two certain people in a certain meadow...? AU OOC Oneshot

Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!

Who's our favorite vampire? YOU GOT IT! JAMES! Not. It's Edward. Just forget about the rest of the Cullen men for a second, mmmkay? Edward is freaking awesome. Sexy. Funny. What's not to adore? 17 reasons to love Edward Cullen. Not for Jacob lovers.

We. Hate. The. Oversized. Space. Heater. Enough to make a fanfic like this one! Do you hate Jacob? Does he piss you off in every way imaginable? Is his over-sized space heater persistent-ness annoying? Then this is the fic for you!

Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.

Edward and Bella are dating. Edward is an aspiring actor. What happens when Edward lands the lead role in the next biggest hit, with beautiful costars and long hours? Will their love survive? Or will fame tear them apart? All human.

What happens when Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym? Rosalie becomes an areobics instuctor, Jasper and Emmett pretend to be gay, And crazy people hit on the Cullens.

Set just before the epilogue in Eclipse. Could Leah be any more of a jerk?

People send in letters to Edward, asking for his romantic advice. Edward replies. And often, he is not happy.

Eclipse, page 4 - 'I ran my fingers across the page, feeling the dents where he had pressed the pen to the paper so hard that it had nearly broken through.' The events surrounding Jacob's note to Bella, based on that sentence.

When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.

They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB

Do you hate Mike Newton? Can you not stand Mike Newton? Do you want to just kill Mike Newton in his sleep? If you ca answer "Yes, Yes I do." to all of these questions, then this is the story for you, my friend! 17 reasons to kill Mike Newton!

The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP

So who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love Lolly

Bella has locked herself in the study and won't come out. What could she possibly be doing? Takes place after the change. Just silly fluff, for fun!

Bella Swan meets an attractive stranger while riding the tube home one day in London. She discovers that, it's not a dream, and they have a lot more in common, making them almost perfect for each other. AH, short story

This is a really stupid and hilarious story I wrote when I was bored. It's pointless and senseless fun about the Cullen's trip to the arcade. Cullens are vamps, bella's human. Read and review!

Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

ALL HUMAN ONESHOT Edward and Bella first meet at church.

Mikes POV. A funny oneshot about when Mike finds out Bella and Edward are getting married and what he tries to do about it. SEQUEL NOW UP! FIND IT ON MY PRO.

It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!

Bella tries to keep a bright outlook when she moves to Forks. Of course, after meeting Edward Masen everything just starts to look so much better, even tolerable. When you've got the sweetest boy standing in front of you things start to get easy... right?

what the title says. DUH! part of the "17 ways..." series

Mr. Banner is a creeper & Edward sets things straight. random, OOC, fun. Rated T for mild language. r&r! :D

Edward has a highly embarrassing secret. Charlie discovers it. Also, Edward and Bella shave off Jacob's fur, whilst he is sleeping in wolf form.

Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series

It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.

Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.

Used to be Emmett Vs SmarterChild Emmett accidentley logs on to Bella's AIM account, discovers SmarterChild, and voila! A story full of randomness like you wouldn't believe! Read&Review Rating is for swearing. Yes, they will swear at a computer

A sad and mushy cliche, but it ends happy. A last letter to Edward in Bella's hand. BxE

Through the wonderful use of Myspace, Bella, living in Florida and Edward, living in Forks, become the best of friends. Once she moves to Forks things change and Bella knows her life will never be the same. Feelgood romantic story. ALL HUMAN.

This is the first in my Twilight commercals series. It is Bella's 18th birthday...but something is bothering Edward. Edward'sPOV. This is a bad summary. Just read it. It's fun! oneshot

Forks is ravaged with an epidemic of the Spanish Influenza. With an 83 percent death rate for those infected, how will Edward react when Bella gets sick?

heh, a parody of all of the AIM stories out there. this is a oneshot and it will stay a oneshot! voted ::the only IM story that deserves to be up here::.

After getting into a fight with Emmett, Rosalie's feeling a little down. What will the girls decide to do to cheer her up? GIRL'S NIGHT OUT of course! UPDATE: A nice, new, long chapter has been added. Enjoy!

When the Twilight movie comes out, the Cullen's and Bella arrive at a local fast food place and are shocked at the action figures from the Twilight movie that they recieve in their Happy Meals. Drabble Oneshot

Pretty much, it's Bella threating Stephenie Meyer to get Edward to change her in Eclipse.

Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt