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Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Hey there! My name's Becca! Ever since I was young, I've loved writing. I don't really remember how I stumbled across this website sometime in middle school, but I instantly became an avid fan of many great authors. Then, I thought I'd break out of my weird, nervous bubble and publish something. This ended up being one of the best moves I could have made. Fanfiction meagerly improved my writing and taught me how to be confident in my abilities. It was also a great way to have incredible amounts of fun doing dumb things with my favorite characters. A few notes on my ancient Twilight fics: Feel free to read/comment. I still respond to anything I can! I know it sucks. Really, I do. I was twelve. The notes and variety of usernames make me cringe so hard it hurts. Again, I was twelve. I'm keeping them up purely for nostalgia. Also because my dumb sense of humor still makes me laugh, and it's cool to see the roots of my current writing style in there. Happy reading!! |
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A Brief History of Scorpius Malfoy by Clear Plastic reviews
Rose and Scorpius, first year through seventh year. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,436 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
We Are Not Children (We Haven't Been For Years) by Sealure reviews
"I think we've waited for Aslan long enough." Valiance is so much more than a little girl's faith, and Justice will not sit silently as his Lord and King is spoken against. An AU of the war council scene in Prince Caspian, where Edmund and Lucy have something to say about Peter's pride and doubt. NO ROMANCE.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/9/2018 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Taking over the Fount by MarbleSky reviews
Nerissa didn't trust him. She knew without a doubt that he would try and take over the Fount. What she didn't expect was for her grandfather to tell her that the vision she saw wasn't from the future; the day she warned everyone about was in the past, nearly forgotten by everyone there. But what exactly happened all those years ago? One-shot.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Vikus, Ripred - Complete
Broken Soulmates by MarbleSky reviews
When two people lose themselves in trying to make everything better, the best option to find their own happiness is to be broken together. One-shot.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2016 - [Luxa, Gregor] - Complete
The Arrangement by MarbleSky reviews
Judith is being forced to marry a man she doesn't know. Her family refuses to help and there seems to be no way out. Can she escape a life she wants nothing to do with or will she be forced to go through with the marriage?
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Judith - Complete
The Queen, the Murderer, and the Governor's Wife by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Everyone knows that Judith got murdered in a gnawer attack on the palace, Hamnet went crazy and fled to the jungle, and that Susannah lives a seemingly happy life in the Fount with her family, but how exactly did they get there? - Extreme prequel to the Underland Chronicles.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
The Ripred We Never Knew by Dale Harlan reviews
Father said nothing, merely stood there and studied me for a long time. Finally, after many minutes had gone by, he spoke, slowly and sadly. “Ripred, I think that you might be a rager.”
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,934 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
When Hope Seems Hidden by musiclover1416 reviews
Trying to save your own life is one thing. Trying to save the lives of others you value more than yourself, that's another. Join Peter and the rest of the Pevensies as a small journey turns into an adventure they'll never forget. Set in the Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,875 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Peter Pevensie
The Resilient by Mel88 reviews
Sequel to "An Aversion to Change." Voldemort's world is one of corruption, greed and betrayal. But there must be those who stand up to totalitarianism, who say no when others submit, and who survive despite their conditions. There must be the resilient. Thank you to ArtofSilence1 for the beautiful cover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,034 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rising Sun: The Carlisle Cullen Story by WishingOnMyStar reviews
For all those who've ever wondered, this is Carlisle Cullen's story from vampire birth through the events of Breaking Dawn. All characters and most ideas are property of Stephenie Meyer. PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS! That's the only way I get any better!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 119,862 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
100 by SamuraiShadow13 reviews
A collection of tales.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,532 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Odds in Your Favor by rileyluvr13 reviews
Because who knows when the odds will be against you? A series of 100-word drabbles with many characters, points of view, and stolen moments from the Hunger Games series. .: MOCKINGJAY SPOILER-FREE UNTIL END OF OCTOBER! :.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009
I Wanna Punch You On The Lips by epicinsanity101 reviews
Sequel to BIIS. Jessica Stanley finds herself surrounded by crazy. Her mother is behaving like a functioning human being, Bella Swan has turned into a zombie, there's some freaky Indian kid following her around and she still feels fat eating a Milky Way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jessica
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Finding Narnia: Aftermath by FyreFlyte reviews
Peter is having trouble adjusting to life back in England after LWW. It takes a slight nudge from a certain Just King to get him back on track. No slash. This is my first fic, so any help would be greatly appreciated! UPDATED!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Never in Your Favor by we'll-fade-away reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? A recording of each death, each from the tribute's point of view.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,630 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
The Hunger Games Premiere by laxgoal31 reviews
The very first Hunger Games. Follows the story of a boy named Corran Skirata, who is originally from District 13, now living in District 12. Also includes ancestors of characters in the actual book, as well as background on the major rebellion of Panem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009
From The Other Side by laxgoal31 reviews
Haymitch's POV. His thoughts during the Games, and also flashbacks to his own experiences in the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,025 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Haymitch A., Other tributes
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
A Fox's View by caisha702 reviews
*NOW COMPLETE* My name is Lysandra and I have become one of District 5's tributes in the seventy-fourth Hunger Games. This is my story. 'Foxface' POV - first ever fiction of any description, please read and review...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,348 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Foxface - Complete
Meet The McCartys by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Emmett enjoys telling Bella about his human life. A series of one shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,168 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Emmett
Enigmatical by wired2damoon reviews
As I stared up into his beautiful hazel eyes, I did the first thing that came to mind, not even stopping for one second to think of how incredibly, one hundred per cent, utterly stupid it was. I kissed him. QuilxClaire, JacobxNessie, EmbryxOC. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,141 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
This Is Home by Narnian Nights reviews
Peter and Edmund have a surprise for Lucy. What will it be? Well, you'll have to read to see. NON SLASH!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Story of the Weasleys by macawtopia reviews
A day in the life of the Weasleys. Hermione tells her children the story of how she and Ron met, became friends and then fell in love, and discovers that he remembers things differently than she does…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
TrickorTreat by My Beloved reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn: This is Renesmee's first Halloween. In fact it is everyone's save Bella and Jacob first Halloween. Trick-or-Treating with the Cullens, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Body or soul? by I'm Beth reviews
Remember when Wanda asked Ian if he'd still love her if she was in a boys body? hmmmm. . . rated T for. . . certain scenes. i don't want to give anything away. not AU.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
We forbid it! by LucyCrewe11 reviews
Peter and Edmund spy on Susan during a date. Lucy comes along by mistake. Humor. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
It sounded like a juice box by theladyclyne reviews
Jasper visits Carlisle at work and looks for a snack. Please leave critiques and reviews, it's my first time writing for Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Carlisle - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2933 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Best Proof of Humanity by KrisEleven reviews
Jeb's out of the safety of the caves with a group of his survivors when they hear the voices. Their first meeting with Ian and Kyle leaves no question that the boys are human... but the O'Shea brothers never could do anything in the traditional way.
Host - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ian O., Kyle O. - Complete
Bath Day by Queen Lu reviews
It's bath day at the beaver home, and Mr. Beaver is dreading taking a bath. See what will happen.....
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Mr. Beaver, Mrs. Beaver - Complete
Let It Snow by Kelly123 reviews
Bella forgets her snowchains. Mike forgets his cell phone. A blizzards sneaks up on Forks. Uh Oh. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Condemned to Death by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
Rue is the youngest tribute in the 74th annual Hunger Games, and becomes a close friend of Katniss. But what actually happened the day of her Reaping? Oneshot, please R&R. Enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Hungover! by laneykin reviews
Charlie has to babysit for Bill, while he is unfortunately hungover! Not fun! R R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Charlie W., Bill W.
Ten Little Facts by Clear Plastic reviews
Ten little known facts about the four Pevensies.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
The Weakness Of 3 by Narnian Nights reviews
One night when their parents aren't home, Edmund finds his siblings true weakness's in England, and finds it quit amusing. One-shot! NO SLASH! NOR INCEST! Slightly Based On A True Story!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Tanked by hideunspoken reviews
From Stephenie Meyer's The Host. Ian wakes up and finds Wanda has probably gone to Doc until Wanda wakes up in the hospital in Pet’s body. In other words, the time while Wanda was in the cryotank. Chapters switch from Ian and Melanie’s points of view.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Reflected by Ninja C reviews
Melanie hates the choice Jamie made for Wanda's new body. A little reflecting - hence title - on Wanda between her and a distraught Ian. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Ian O. - Complete
Of Squashed Bananas and Burnt Toast by Clear Plastic reviews
A five-year-old Edmund and an eight-year-old Peter attempt to make their mother breakfast for her birthday. Humor fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Babies by Clear Plastic reviews
In which Lucy wonders exactly where do babies come from. She decides to ask someone.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Numb by Clear Plastic reviews
Susan Pevensie is numb. Post TLB
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Royal Portrait by Clear Plastic reviews
The four Kings and Queens have their Royal Portrait painted. Chaos ensues. My first fic ever, so be nice!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Sea of Golden Sand by Andi Horton reviews
Rabadash comes to Cair Paravel to seek Queen Susan's hand. It is only once she is in Calormen that Susan sees him for what he really is, and when the Narnians flee, Rabadash is determined they will not get off that lightly . . .
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,897 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
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Living Off The Land reviews
HIATUS When school ends, Quil has an idea. Camping can be fun, but not when the pack is forced to set up a tent, cook over a fire, and avoid vultures. Super funny story, partially based off true events, and multi chapter. T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Seth
Quileute Karaoke reviews
Emmet has the brilliant idea to bring the pack a karaoke machine. With Mamma Mia, High School Musical, Shakira, and Gwen Stefani, it's sure to be a great time! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Channeling Your Inner Wolf reviews
Seth really wants to know what it's like to be a wolf. he makes some stupid choices, and does some funny stuff in the process. Certain songs inspired me to write these. Rated T for language. Super funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Seth, Jacob - Complete
Time Warpinator reviews
HIATUS The Cullen's have accidentaly created a new vampire, Kevin. Kevin has the power to travel back in time. How can Emmett have fun with this power? Sequel to Reunion Gone Wrong, but will make sense without it. Multi chapter. Will be funny! OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Emmett
International Werewolf Convention reviews
Jacob, Seth, and the rest of the pack are invited to New York for a huge werewolf convention. So is Teddy Lupin. What fun can two werewolves, and a werewolf/wizard have in New York City? Rated T for language
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Teddy L., Jacob - Complete
Vampire or Penguin? Vampenguin! reviews
Emmett needs another vacation. Carlisle and Esme decide to go with to keep him out of trouble. Will they have any luck? If I want my story to be funny they won't! :D Rated T Totally funny! One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Reunion Gone Wrong reviews
What happens when you add Mike, a High School Reunion, Cows, and Loss of control? This story and a lot of insanity. Our first FanFic, so the early chapters aren't that good. Please R&R. Post BD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,568 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Mike, Tanya - Complete
Shh, We're in a Library! reviews
Alice needs to find a book, and Emmett is dragged along. Emmett has fun with Curious George, Nancy Drew, Middle School Drama, and creepy librarians. :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Happy Birthday Nessie! reviews
It's Nessie's birthday and Emmett and Jasper have to make the cake. What will go wrong when two men who haven't cooked in hundreds of years try to make a cake? R&R :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Jelly Beans reviews
Emmett buys the pack a 20lb bag of jelly beans. They decide to have a little contest. With thousands of flavors, anything can happen! Super Funny! R&R Rated T just in case...... :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Fun At Walmart reviews
Based off the list on a bunch of peoples profiles! Super funny story about Alice and emmett going to Walmart...Chaos! Probably 3 chapters. R&R Rated just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Loch Nessie Monster reviews
Nessie tells Emmett she's bored. Emmett has an idea to have fun, and it involves going to Scotland. What will happen when the boat runs out of gas in the middle of the Loch? Rated T Post BD R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Spain and Supergalactic Space Travelers reviews
Used to be called Vacations. Another one of my Emmett stories! Emmet takes the guys on an Itergalctic adventure with spaceships, illegal activity, and hobos. Alice takes the girls to Spain. Really Funny series of 4 chapters and an epilogue. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Edward's Dad reviews
Totally funny and Random Parody! Sung to Stacy's Mom! I love Reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Emmett Plays with Matches reviews
Emmett makes a mistake and Alice is mad. She destroys Emmett's Jeep. Revenge war ensues! Post BD One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
My Short, Weird Life in Wisconsin reviews
One-Shot about Mike's cow powers. Companion to Reunion Gone Wrong. It won't make any sense unless you read that. Thank You to Nunanx3. R&R! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Mike - Complete
Atlantis reviews
Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Cullen Castaway reviews
Jasper buys a jet. Emmett wants to fly it. What happens when Emmett gets a strange idea and Alice can't stop him? Rated K . :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
