Hello Citizens!! This is Cara!!! Well, I like long walks on beaches on warm summer days...lmao! Just kidding. I like watching awesome funny movies and playing wii, texting is a MUST! I don't hold good conversations with people so all I do is text. My fave color is ORANGE!! I have a dog named Mocha Latte, she's super cute. Uh... I live in Ohio and that's all I'm gonna tell you. i live with my mom and dad (ugh). I can be pretty random sumtimes. Twilight is the most amazing book ever created on the face of God's green Earth. The FALLEN SERIES BY LAUREN KATE would come to a close second on that list. ANYWAYS, My fave bands are:

Fall Out Boy

Paramore

My Chemical Romance

All Time Low

Passion Pit

I Set My Friends On Fire

Panic! at the Disco

My fave songs are:

Fall out boy

She's my Winona

I'm like a lawyer with the way I'm always trying to get you off

The Carpal Tunnel of Love

Sugar We're going down

Do you know who I think I am?

America's Suitehearts

(Coffee's for Closers)

The (Shipped) gold Standard

Music or the Misery

Paramore

That's what you get

Misery Business

Here We Go Again

Brick By Boring Brick

Conspiracy

Ignorance

My Chemical Romance

The Ghost of You

This is How I Disappear

To the End

The End

Famous Last Words

Thank You for The Venom

Blood

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

Sleep

All Time Low

Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)

Weightless

Dear Maria Count Me In

Six Feet Under the Stars

Break Out! Break Out!

Passion Pit

The Reeling

Sleepyhead

Higher and Higher

Panic! at the Disco

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Nine in the Afternoon

That Green Gentleman

But It's Better If You Do

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Build God Then We'll Talk

There's a Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You just Haven't Noticed It Yet

I Set My Friends on Fire

But The NUNS are Watching

Shit! It Talks...I'm Outta Here

Sex Ed Rocks

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos

Things That Rhyme With Orange

Yeah. My heart belongs to someone I haven't seen in a while and probably won't ever see. I've got sum mental problems. Not really stable in that area. I tend to love people hard and love everybody. Peace love and happiness are the key to life. PANDAS and PENGUINS are my favorite animals. I wish I had sum Converses. I'm tall. 5'10 and HATE IT. All the boys at my school (except one, who is taken by my best friend) are shorter than me. My school is a TRAILER. Don't get me started on the trailer. You'll be reading all night. Uh...I'm 14. Wish I could drive now. Single and not really loving it. Never been in a relationship and wanna have one. Uh... I have no life. which is why I write fanfictions. My wardrobe is suffering horribly. I luv kids. If I had a dollar I would spend it on peach flavored twizzlers. I have absolutely no- (never mind you don't need to know that.) I'm all about saving the planet and stuff...going green...recycling...yah. I love stars. When I get to be about 18 im gonaa get a shooting star going across my left hand. I AM LEFT HANDED!! Hey did you know they give scholarships to left handed people? They do! ANYHOO!! I am a complete walmart FREAK!! just about the only store I go to. I'm really weird and absolutely NO ONE in this world understands me. I'm totally serious. Half my friends think i'm white but in the wrong body. I have no problem with that statement lol I love emo people!! well, guys really heehee but thats y i like fang so much.!!

Fang: Save me.

Me: Oh shush. You just stay there and have fun with Walter.

Fang: Again. SAVE ME.

Max: Fang? What r u doing in here? How did i get in here?

Me: You'll never know...

Max: Creeper...

Fang: I'm Scared.

MY FAVE BOOKS!! YAY BOOKS!!

Exit Here. by Jason Myers

Perfect Chemistry by (forgot her name)

Street Pharm by (forgot her name too)

Snitch by (also forgot her name!)

It's Kind of a Funny Story (forgot his name...)

Jerk, California by (darn, forgot his name again!)

TWILIGHT!! by (Stephenie Meyer, duh!)

MAXIMUM RIDE!! by James Patterson, duh!

Crash into Me by Albert Borris

Turning Point by (keep forgetting authors names...)

Just Listen and Someone Like You by Sarah Dessen

Evernight by (dont know her name...)

Mortal Insturments by Cassandra Clare (just read it! It's awesome!)

and a whole bunch of others i dont feel like mentioning at the moment. :D

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Just cut and paste this and are emailing it to your friends.

13.) But having difficulty because you’re rolling on the ground laghing be cause this sounds exactly like you.

Truly stupid things found on other things.

You know you use some of these! Don't Lie!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! this is halirious...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

STUPID TEST!! (Curtesy of HaLf CrAzY HaLf DaRk. AlL JeSs)

Put an X if you have done these things things.

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
You have run into a tree/bush.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
x You just tried to sing them
xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

x You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You've never seen the Matrix.

You type only with two fingers.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

x You have caught yourself drooling.
x You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
x You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (for me it was underwear, actually :))

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.

x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
X The word 'um' is used many times a day

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way."

"See, I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. That's irrelavent. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters."... "But I am a werewolf. And he is a vampire." ... "And I'm a Virgo!"... "If you can really see it that way..."... "I can. I do."... " Okay. Just Bella and Jacob. None of those freaky Virgos here." -Bella and Jacob, Eclipse

"Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys."

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought"

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back."

"A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering 'Seven days...'"

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it."

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

DONKEY CHEESE!! AMERICA'S FAVORITE MEDICINE/ FOOD/ BUG REPELANT/ CANCER CURE/ BONE STRENGTHNER/ ALASKAN BULL FROG FOOD!!

(WARNING! DO NOT MIX WITH CHEMICALS AND/OR HARMFUL SUBSTANCES. MAY CAUSE HERPES, FACIAL WARTS, DEPRESSION, AND/OR DRY MOUTH)

7/28/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- Watchmen

"Do it for me, if you care." --Laurrie

"When you left me, I left EARTH. Does that not show you I care?" --John aka Blue Man

8/19/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Story-- The Play by Zikkie (Iggy and Nudge are pretending to be Max and Fang in future)

“SEVEN YEARS LATER. MAX AND FANG ARE 23, FOR THOSE WHO CAN’T COUNT.” Gazzy called. He sounded exhausted.

“Okay, headcount!” Nudge said. “Tooth, Rubber, Pencil, Fangalator, Screwdriver, Toilet, Hammer, Computer, Battery, Lamp, Onion…where’s Coconut?”

"Here he is!" Iggy said, lifting up air.

“Aww, they’re wonderful!” Nudge said, her hand over her heart.

“I know.” Iggy sniffled.

"We had a dozen kids?" Max said in a hoarse whisper.

"We named a kid Screwdriver?" Fang choked out.

8/24/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- The Hills Have Eyes 2

Strange man comes crawling out of port-a-potty covered in poop.

"Oh My God! What was that?!"-- Amber

"I don't know! It's Shitman the Barbarian!" --other guy, forgot his name.

8/30/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- City of Bones (Mortal Instruments Series)

"Magic is a dark and elemental force, not just a alot of sparkly wands and crystal balls and talking goldfish." --Jace, extremely HOT golden boy.

"I never said it was talking goldfish, you--" Clary

"Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie," --Jace, again, HOT!

"You're driveling,"-- Clary (Definition of driveling-- drooling whilst you talk, lmao!)

"I'm not." --Jace, HOT even though driveling.

"Yes, you are. We don't do magic okay? That's all you need to know about it," --Alec, HOT gay dude.

9/1/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- City of Bones (Mortal Instruments Series)

"Keep up, I don't want to have to keep looking behind me to make sure nothing's happened to you." --Jace, SO HOT.

"So don't bother." --Clary

"Last time I left you alone, a demon attacked you." --Jace

"Well I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death," --Clary

10/25/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- Year One (With Michael Cera and Jack Black)

"Shut up before I kill you where you stand!"--Creepy larger dude with enormous nose, forgot his name...

12/28/09-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- City of Ashes

"You have something on your neck."--Jace

"What?"--Alec's hand flies to his throat.

"Looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day anyway?"--Jace

"Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."--Alec, blushing. (He was making out with Magnus all day BTW...heehee!)

"And ran into a vampire?"--Jace

"What? No! I fell."--Alec, lying.

"On your neck?"--Jace

LATER IN THE BOOK

"It's a fabulous idea. I've got a stele. Who wants to do me?"--Jace, referring to marking him with a rune.

"A regrettable choice of words..."--Magnus, Alec's boyfriend aka High Warlock of Brooklyn.

1/8/10-- Random Quote of the Day!

Movie-- The Hangover

"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!" --Big guy who wears the jock strap, forgot his name...

1/9/10-- Random Quote of the Day!

Book-- Leaving Paradise by Simone Elkeles

"Don't look so startled, Kendra. It doesn't suit your face."-- Maggie

10/20/10-- Random Quote of the Day!

TV Show-- South Park

"Cartman drank Kenny's ashes and now Kenny's soul is stuck in Cartman's body!" --Something like that from Stan...

"Yeah, cause Cartman's body is big enough for the both of us!" --Kenny, in Cartman's voice.

"Kenny, shut your damn mouth!" --Cartman

My Hot Guy List

Gerard Way

TAYLOR LAUTNER

Kellan Lutz

Lead singer from Greenday (Forgot his name...)

Pete Wentz

All Time Low (I mean, it's like a band filled with hot guys!!)

Robert Pattinson (Only as Edward Cullen)

FANG!!

Tommy Lee (Don't ask...)

JACE!!

Ryan Conferido (From America's Best Dance Crew. He was in Quest Crew)

Alex Evans!!

Joe Jonas

Chris brown (Woman beater!!)

Daniel Grigori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oli Sykes

MY SUPER RETARDED AND RANDOM LIST OF THINGS TO CONSIDER AND OR THINK ABOUT...??

#1 WHY MOST ROCK SONG TITLES HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG.

#2 HOW NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE, AND NO, NOT DOOR HINGE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SAW THAT EPISODE OF DRAKE AND JOSH.

#3 HOW ALL EMO GUYS ARE HOT IN THEIR OWN SPECIAL WAY.

#4 HOW WEIRD THEY DANCE ON JERSEY SHORE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WATCH.

#5 WHY OSAMA BIN LADEN HAS STILL NOT BEEN FOUND.

#6 HOW ROB DYRDEK CREATES A SONG FOR EVERYTHING ( I.E. IT'S NOT THAT BAD WHEN YOUR MINI HORSE'S DOO DOO IS DUSTY...DUSTY...)

#7 HOW TERRIBLE SKATER GUYS'S SOCKS MUST SMELL AND LOOK.

#8 HOW FICTIONAL BOYS IN BOOKS ARE LIKE, TEN TIMES BETTER THAN GUYS IN REAL LIFE, THEREFORE WE GIRLS FIND THEM HOT.

#9 HOW MUCH OF A DELUSIONAL WHORE BELLA SWAN IS FROM TWILIGHT. YES, I AM A HUGE FAN OF TWILIGHT, JUST NOT BELLA.

#10 IS IT JUST ME, BUT WHEN I PICTURE THE CHARACTERS IN BOOKS AS I READ I CANNOT SEEM TO BE ABLE TO VISUALIZE THEIR FACES, EYES, ETC...

#11 HOW AWESOME FANFICTIONS ARE.

#12 HOW AMAZINGLY SEXY JACOB BLACK AND TAYLOR LAUTNER ARE.

#13 IS ANYONE PSYCHED FOR MCR'S NEW ALBUM?? I AM!!

#14 HOW BORED I MUST BE TO BE WRITING ALL OF THIS.

#15 HOW MANY FRENCH FRIES YOU'VE EATEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

#16 HOW MANY GRAINS OF SUGAR ARE IN A BAG.

#17 HOW MANY GRAINS OF SAND ARE ON THE BEACH.

#18 WHY DOGS CONSTANTLY LICK THEMSELVES. IT'S SO GROSS.

#19 HOW FUNNY PENISES LOOK (LMAO THEY JUST LOOK FUNNY AS HELL TO ME, I'M SORRY GUYS!)

#20 HOW AWESOME TUBE-SOCKS ARE. ESPECIALLY WHEN MULTI-COLORED.

Max's Loft in Alone in the World-- /Union-Square-Loft.html

Max and Fang's Truck in VLVL2 and 3-- http:///Model.aspx?d=65

Gazzy and Chasity's Car in VLVL2 and 3-- /.../showphoto.php/photo/4149

Bridesmaids Dresses in VLVL The Wedding-- /.../thread.jspa?messagelD=493670

Flower Girl Dress in VLVL The Wedding-- /.../398-BLUE-BLACK.php

Max's Wedding Shoes (The one in the middle!)-- /.../nite-life-shoes/

Max's Wedding Dress-- /2009/02/white-and-black-formal-wedding-dress.html

Max's Engagement Ring-- /engagement-rings-changing-tastes/

Iggy and Ella's Car VLVL2 and 3-- /Chrysler-pacifica-2009-chrysler-pacificajpg

Angel, Brian, Nudge and Ryan's Car VLVL2 and 3-- /gallery-pontiac-g8/