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Joined 03-26-09, id: 1879933, Profile Updated: 07-14-16
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, One Punch Man/ワンパンマン, Death Note, and Hikaru no Go.

I don’t write very often, and as a result I know better than to post anything unless I’ve already finished it. You can therefore be assured that if I ever do post a multi-chaptered fic, it is actually completed, even if I don’t upload it all at once.

I’m always willing to listen to any criticisms or critiques of my work, because I understand that my writing isn’t perfect and appreciate any opportunity to improve.

A note about my Hollywood Adaptation stories:

I’m unlikely to write any more of them, because I’ve run out of source materials that I’m familiar enough with to feel comfortable twisting into something horrendously unrecognizable. I would, however, be thrilled if they inspired other people to write something similar in other fandoms. (Or even the same!) All I ask is that someone informs me so that I can enjoy reading them, too!

Also, while I did write those stories with the idea that readers would already be familiar with their respective canons, I think even those unfamiliar should be able to appreciate their general tone.

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Masks and Redemption by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi had thought it'd be a nice, straightforward mission: just nine months guarding some rock and a student at a school. No sweat, right? Then again, that was before you added magic to the equation. (Young Kakashi)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Rin
For Those That See by gayalondiel reviews
**Under serious revision** SG-1 stumble into a whole new world when they travel through the Gate onto Mount Caradhras and find themselves ensnared in the world of the Fellowship.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,992 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 9/17/2009 - D. Jackson
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
Guard Duty for a Ghost by D3athrav3n92 reviews
Only one person knows what happened the night of October thirty-first...but he's dead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,448 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Happiness is a Broken Wand by Embracing Madness reviews
Severus Snape just wants a new, peaceful life in Middle Earth, but with a vicious war arising and a new Dark Lord gunning for him, he'll have to fight to get that wish. Magic and battles, familiars and friends. Slytherinesque cunning shall always prevail.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,707 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S.
Misadventures at Hogwarts by flowersheep reviews
Naruto/Harry Potter xover. Itachi and Kisame are off to Hogwarts in an attempt to capture the Kyuubi while he is far from Konoha's aid. Unfortunately things don't quite go as planned when Orochimaru pops up and Voldemort tries to get Itachi to join him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Hatake Kakashi and the Heavy Ass Golden Egg by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot - Kakashi unwillingly participates in the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, thanks to a certain blonde Hokage, while Dumbledore has a little surprise prepared for the silver haired shinobi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 74 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Albus D., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
To Follow the Dying Sun by The Giant Daifuku reviews
Sai has just recieved a new mission: escort the Fellowship and ensure its success in destorying the One Ring. However, will all his strength and skill be enough to hold off the evil denizens of Middle Earth? Formerly "The Fellowship of the Ring plus Sai."
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,908 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sai
Lament by BirdInTheTree reviews
Two worlds torn by war. Please review. Disclaimer: Don't own anything except the words.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Past Reflections by DragonWolfStar reviews
The Mirror of Erised doesn't show first-year Harry Potter his family. In fact, he doesn't recognize the image at all. But the reflection sparks something in his soul, and Harry starts remembering a life that isn't his. NO pairings w/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Minato N.
In A Life by TaikoHawk reviews
Kakashi-centric flashfics detailing moments in his life, childhood and after. Sometimes serious, other times silly. The people he knew, the missions he completed; everything molded Kakashi into who he is now. Highlights Kakashi's friendship with Obito.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
Favourite Sweater by kyarajack reviews
AU. Oneshot. She was an amazing gymnast. She was a sweet person. She never deserved any of the abuse. And he put a stop to it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2010 - [Kakashi H., Rin] - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 348 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Oops, Wrong World by Elaienar reviews
It was a bright and sunny day - and then all of a sudden it wasn't. Hey, where'd the world go? Crossover with Harry Potter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Wizards and Puppies by incensedance reviews
It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,054 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kakashi H.
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Playing Dress Up With AdultSized Clothes by The Seventh L reviews
Sai takes drastic measures to better understand his female team mate. No spoilers unless you don't know who Sai or Danzou is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Tempered Rain by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
Trapped in a Gondorian inn by an afternoon storm, Aragorn discusses love and rain with a golden-eyed stranger. Oneshot.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Aragorn, Aslan - Complete
Make It Rain by Zai-chan13 reviews
When the girls of the Leaf village try to have a nice lunch, they are treated to something no mortal should ever have to witness: Sai's attempt to be "gangsta"-that's gangster for those who don't know. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sai - Complete
In Which Naruto Is Summoned by sessha-chan reviews
The Marauders experiment with a summoning spell. They summon a fox. A Demon Fox. Naruto is not pleased.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 185 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Halleluiah by flowersheep reviews
“Kisame, what would you do if I jumped off this cliff right now?” he asked softly. “I would jump after you of course.” He smiled. “That would be foolish.” Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Shadows and Glass Boxes by Kyrrlatur reviews
Because Cerebro isn't infallible, and some mutants slip through the cracks. One-shot.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Nick S. - Complete
The Ninja Game by incensedance reviews
What would happen if the two completely different worlds met? Kakashi and Minato-sensei are assigned an S-class mission to take down a missing-nin in a strange country called ‘Las Vegas’. But they aren’t the only ones searching… NarutoxCSI Complete
Crossover - CSI & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Territorial by Phoenyxx reviews
Drabble. Pakkun understood his place in the world and he hated it when Kakashi teased the boundaries, invoking change when it was clearly unwanted.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kakashi H., Pakkun - Complete
The Unlikely by swabloo reviews
Naruto Harry Potter crossover! There's more to the Hatake white chakra than meets the eye, and combined with a deadly curse the effects are improbable, at best. When realities and timelines merge, a deadly, lazy, porno addicted assassin is born.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Revelations by ArtsyChick reviews
He had an excuse for everything. Why should his mask have been any different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Cup Too Many by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - “Should I be concerned?” Minato asked warily and the two conspirators started sucking their straws, obviously avoiding the question. Conspirators because he knew that look. "What did you do to him?" - Minato/Obito/Rin/Kakashi, Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Broken: Companion Piece to Breaking by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - But the pain strangled his heart, the burning blinded him, the ache in his too tight throat squeezed out unfamiliar sounds and his muscles were wracked with a trembling so strong they cramped and pulled him in on himself. - Kakashi/Genma, non-yo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Breaking by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - The only thing keeping him upright and perfectly still. The perfect shinobi. The perfect Anbu. Respectful and obedient and prepared to do whatever his Hokage ordered him to. - Kakashi/Minato, non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Not His Time by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - The smiles and laughter and yelling and determination and love and understanding and playfulness and energy...the Will of Fire had been extinguished. - Naruto/Kakashi, non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
He Stood In The Rain Alone by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Only now could he see it. In his memory. The look Sakumo gave him as he turned away for the last time. So full of himself and his anger he became blind. - Kakashi/Sakumo non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
A Child's Wisdom by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
On a late summer night, young Estel offers words of comfort to a grieving Legolas. Non-slash oneshot/drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Red Sky At Morning by Kesomon reviews
Six years to the day since his best friend was murdered, Patrick Jane, formerly Shawn Spencer, walks into the Santa Barbara PD. mildly AU Psych/Mentalist crossover. Posted to Mentalist catagory cuz it needs love. ADOPTABLE - PM for further plot details. (Now Archived at Ao3)
Crossover - Psych & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Carlton L., Patrick J. - Complete
The words left unsaid by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
They all know that the next mission any one of them takes might be the last. Yet none of them ever say what they feel. The meaning is there but the words remain unsaid. Kakashi, Asuma, Genma and Raidou. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S. - Complete
Living In Their Eyes by Daughter of Necessity reviews
A short look into the mind of one Kakashi Hatake following the disbanding of Team 7. One-shot "Because what is death but a betrayal of an unspoken promise?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
No Need to Say Goodbye by Mystical Magician reviews
Twice more the secret of Queen Susan died. Harry Potter crossover. Sequel to Meadows of Heaven.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Minerva M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Blades of Eru by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
As Legolas flees from the orcs that killed his patrol, he stumbles onto a cave that drops him into the land of Narnia. What is his purpose here, and why does Jadis desire his death so badly?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,102 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Legolas, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
The Hunt for Death Part 1 by Drachenheld reviews
NarutoXHP Immortal Kyuubi Naruto is tired of his empty life and wants to join his friends so hunts for death. Part 1 of a series of short crossovers. Set in the Harry Potter world. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Do the Time Loop Again by Spoofmaster reviews
A Doctor Who/Stargate SG-1 crossover, originally written for the 2008 dw-cross ficathon on LiveJournal. Jack and Teal'c thought they were the only people other than Malikai who were able to sense the time loop, but what if they were wrong?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/5/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Will of Fire by demonicnargles reviews
All ninja of Konoha have the Will of Fire. But for Naruto, it has a different meaning. For Naruto, it is the ability to resist the Kyuubi and his own dark urges, to protect his friends and do the right thing. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Live On by demonicnargles reviews
As the host, Naruto could not ever resist the demon's stronger urges. Strongest of all is the will to survive. And so Naruto will do anything, anything at all to keep going. Whatever it takes, no matter the cost, so that he can live on. Dark One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 126 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Manic Oppressive by Neonn reviews
-One Shot- Hogwarts gets a new DADA teacher, who may or may not be clinically insane. Seriously, how many teachers set giant snakes on the students on the first day?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Anko M. - Complete
Split by demonicnargles reviews
His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Solipsist by demonicnargles reviews
Gaara was not a monster, though he did kill anyone who threatened him, or annoyed him, or got in in his way. Sometimes for no reason at all. But he was not a monster. Gaara just had a different way of looking at things. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Au Contraire by demonicnargles reviews
He was not evil. Au contraire, he was the best, last hope for the noble and virtuous. A closer look at Orochimaru’s past. Dark, sort of. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Touch me and die by demonicnargles reviews
It wasn't that he killed you for touching him. He wished it were that simple. It was that touching him let the other kill you. Naruto hated his power. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Regrets and Rememberance by cybernet377 reviews
Sometimes, when he visits Obito at the Memorial, he asks himself questions that he can’t answer, that he is afraid to answer. Now he asks them more often, spurned by one sentence. “You’re nothing but a cheap copycat!” No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Survivors by Beatrice Otter reviews
The Doctor doesn’t know why he’s here, but he knows it’s not an ordinary stop.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, John S. - Complete
The Kyuubi Theory by TigerTerror reviews
Few have considered the origins of the Kyuubi - perhaps it was closer to home than many believe. Naruto would certainly agree. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Meadows of Heaven by Mystical Magician reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Queens of Narnia and wizardry do not mix. Susan Minerva Pevensie-McGonagall has been walking a fine line for decades.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Minerva M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Collision Course by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are 16yrold ANBU, and their newest mission is by far the strangest: They need to blend into the society and protect a boy of the same age for this time of increased danger. The boy's name? Harry Potter. HpNaruto xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,902 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Play Time With Sensei by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Companion piece for "Dogs Are Better Than Toads" and "Soup For Sensei".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Soup For Sensei by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Minato is sick and three year old Kakashi makes soup. Companion fic to "Dogs Are Better Than Toads". Kakashi/Sakumo/Minato. non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
The Usual by Rosethorn reviews
A couple of cranky old wizards at the club. Business as usual. Crossover with Harry Potter and Arthurian legend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Albus D., Gandalf - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Similarities by Hoseki-sama reviews
Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Gaara, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
I hear a voice by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Naruto and Gaara both have demons in them. One of them was pulled out of his solitude and the other was not.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Happy Anniversary by Neonn reviews
Kakashi celebrates an important day with his old teammate. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Neonn reviews
Jiraiya does what he does best and drags an unwilling Orochimaru along. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Porn Reading Hippies by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - "You’ve turned my students into porn reading hippies Ji-ji!” Pre-Gaiden comedy in which Rin, Obito and Kakashi finally find the one thing that brings them together as friends. But will they remember? Minato/Jiraiya/Kakashi/Rin/Obito. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dogs Are Better Than Toads by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Three year old Kakashi meets his new sensei. No Warnings. Work Safe. Fluff. Humor. Cuteness. Sarcasm. Minato/Sakumo/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Balloons Taste Funny by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Minato gets more than cake for his surprise birthday party. Pre-gaiden. Humor. Minato/Kakashi/Obito/Rin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
Missing by elfinears reviews
While on a mission, Naruto goes missing, and it's up to Sakura and Kakashi to find him. But what happens when their search lands them in wizarding England? Crossover with Harry Potter. Set during Shippuden, non DH compliant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,500 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
One Step by Beff reviews
One step either way will change the fate of everything he holds dear. Poor Minato.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
The Scientific Method by Spoofmaster reviews
Martha Jones discovers one of the Doctor's less sanitary habits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Goblin King and The Little King by Lady Yueh reviews
A certain child is inadvertently wished to the Labyrinth where he meets the Goblin King. Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings. Elrohir. Elladan. Estel. Jareth. Gilraen.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Jareth, Aragorn - Complete
Smile by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Smiles can mean many different things, but each and every one is unique to its user...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Immortal by demonicnargles reviews
As Naruto ages, his healing rate keeps improving, until it heals even aging. The tale of the Immortal Hokage. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 209 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Open House by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the ANBU Black Ops by Twilight Scribe reviews
That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Slow Down Everyone by Laume reviews
Sevitus parody. Don't you dislike fics where Snape transforms from snarky bastard to doting father within a chapter or two? well...here's my response.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Day at the Playground by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Juice Break by NeonWorld reviews
Surviving each other could be more difficult than the task set before them, but that doesn't stop Sasuke from trying. He's not leader material, but he knows how to think. The only connection to a generic childhood is a cardboard box and a straw. They deal
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Misadventure in White by ArminaSkitty reviews
Harry Potter Naruto crossover. Inspired by Asuka Kureru's HPNaru ficlets. Itachi looks for Naruto at Hogwarts and finds, or rather is found by something else instead. Humor. Cleaned up and details added. Please reread.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where's the Soul Shriveling Terror! by icedragonchilde reviews
crossover with Harry Potter. Complete and utter crack, inserted into my graymatter by the JILLIONS of other HPNaruto crossovers. Voldemort lands in Konoha. . .please don't kill me. . .please?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Time of His Life by Spoofmaster reviews
Everything dies. Even a Time Lord will eventually use up all his get out of jail free cards, but the Doctor isn't about to make it easy for Death to claim him. Thirteenth Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Complete
The Bird by Asuka Kureru reviews
TWOSHOTS, complete, Neji centric, GEN. Naruto generously gives Neji a pet. Maybe he should have asked if Neji even wanted it. Now with sequel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Dirty Jobs by Laume reviews
AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Alliances by chairomori reviews
Challenge Fic The classic Naruto and Harry Potter crossover, except this time, Dumbledore isn't going to Konoha, and the Leaf nin aren't going to Hogwarts. . . NarutoHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fox in Boots by Letta reviews
You know that story ‘Puss in Boots’? This isn’t it. It’s better. Besides, that story’s wrong anyway, so you should thank me for writing this the way it’s supposed to be because now you know the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations by Sakiku reviews
... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And They Love by NeonWorld reviews
Sasuke loves by logic. Naruto, because he doesn't know any better, but he knows that love isn't always logical. Sometimes, love dangles precariously close to hate, but faith keeps it alive. Drabble, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Puddleglum: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by opera13 reviews
Disclaimer: The Chronicles of Narnia belong to C.S. Lewis Lte.Author’s Note: This fic is inspired by Theresa Green's LOTR guides. Concept and format used with permission. CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a PUDDLEGLUM! In order to
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 898 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Splinter by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Nine year old Kakashi has table manners. Of course he does. Very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Boy's Club by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Rush job for Kakashi's birthday a couple of weeks ago. 'Friends are sent to try us.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Into the Labyrinth by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Naruto Stargate: SG-1 crossover prequel, Kakashi-centric. Some days, it didn’t pay to get out of bed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/22/2005
Cheating Skills by bite the hand that feeds reviews
In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Waiting by Asuka Kureru reviews
Team Seven. There were two inescapable truths in his world. One was that his brother would die by his hand. The other was that they would follow him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Solemnities by kimi no vanilla reviews
Sequel to Anniversary. A new step is added to the old dance. Gai from Kakashi's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Anniversary by kimi no vanilla reviews
The things we do to ourselves when no one is watching. The things we watch because we cannot bear to look away. Kakashi from Gai's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 258 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Unsatisfactory Report by Marcus Rowland reviews
100word SG1 LoTR crossover Drabble, VERY AU
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2003 - J. O'Neill - Complete
KALEWEN GOES 2 MIDDLE EARTH SQUEE! by Kielle reviews
HI! this is my story, its not a Mary Sue, its about an ordinary girl....OR IS SHE??? read it & find out!!!!1
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2002 - Legolas, Elrond
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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The Hollywood Adaptation of Hikaru no Go reviews
Hollywood's looking for its next big thing, and now its gaze has landed on Hikaru no Go. Prepare yourself. – "I'm surprised you didn't want to change the game to something else." "Well, I considered changing it to chess, but then it wouldn't make much sense when the hero goes to the local Chinatown to play the people there."
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2016 - OC - Complete
The Hollywood Adaptation of Death Note reviews
Hollywood's looking for its next big thing, and this time its hungry eyes land on Death Note. This won't be pretty. – "L, huh? What is this? He sounds like some weird candy-obsessed social recluse! That's never going to work! Aagh, I'm going to have to redo this entire character from scratch!"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2016 - OC - Complete
The Hollywood Adaptation of One-Punch Man reviews
Hollywood's looking for its next big thing, and its roving gaze settles on One-Punch Man. Brace yourself. – "Can you explain to me why the hero looks like this? Is he old or something? Why is he bald? We can't market an old guy superhero."
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2016 - OC - Complete
Why reviews
Kakashi asks Rin a question, and three years later she gives him an answer. It just takes longer for him to accept it. The reasons why they're shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete