Poll: *Must read my story To Axel, From Roxas to understand this* Should I make a SoraxRiku side-fic? It would mean that Sora would be in the dressssss ! XD Vote Now!
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Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー. Hello, and welcome to my profile. Most of it is unreliable things that you shouldn't bother reading since I only remember this site exists once in a blue moon and copy-and-paste things that have been here since I first created this account. But, ah, pleasantries. My name is Lauren, but my online alias is Xarlu, feel free to call me either or both. For the sake of I'm never on here, my age is somewhere between 20-25. There's something on here somewhere that has my date of birth, for those that are curious and like math. If there's anyone here that wants to get a hold of me for whatever reason, I have accounts on these following websites, though save yourself the hassle and just send me a PM here I still receive emails from FanFiction which I will reply to if they are actually something to reply to. Gaia Online (I'm never on but stranger things have happened): http:///profiles/queen-ebony-of-darkness/12642192/ deviantART (same here): http:/// tumblr (most active): http:/// AO3 (most stories go here): http:///users/XarluLunete/pseuds/XarluLunete This is a list of stories that I have either written and posted onto FanFiction already, am in the middle of writing and/or typing, or have an extremely bad urge to write. I.) I Love You With All Of My Internal Organs- This is inspired off of a completely random picture one of my friends sent me one day. One day after a meeting, Demyx wonders where the real source of love is. I initially wrote this for Dexion Day 2010, but since I didn't have a computer at home... and Dexion Day was on Labor Day... II.) I Don't Believe You- III.) I Hope You'll be Happy- This one, for once, is not an Organization XIII pairing. It's a SephirothxCloud story that is (or, well was) based on some things that were going on between me and my ex-boyfriend. It's AU, OOC, and I'm extremely conflicted in continuing it for reasons that are apparent. IV.) Leave Out All The Rest- This is based off of Linkin Park's song 'Leave Out All the Rest' from their Minutes to Midnight album. For some reason, when I listen to the song, I think of Lea from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep (because of that one line he says: "I want everyone I meet to remember me, and through their memories, I'll live on forever." ...Or something like that.). Am I the only one who thinks that?... Yes...? No...? Maybe...? If while you read this (when I put it up, of course), you squint really hard and turn your head at just the right angle, you could mistake it for subtle LeaXIsa yaoi... V.) Up All Night- Based off Hinder's 'Up All Night' (awesome song AND an awesome band. No shit. At all.) The story is smutty Cleon and has seme!Cloud. But, it's not finished... I need to finish it... I don't know when that time will come, though... VI.) Consumed- I suppose it takes the place of Jealousy... But, in this, there is hardly any love about it. Roxas loathes himself with every fiber of his being since he believes that his twin brother's death was his fault, and Axel plays with Roxas, twisting his emotions this way and that. He soon becomes a drug to Roxas, who subconsciously believes that the mental abuse is just... VII.) Bite Your Tongue- Uhm... what can I say about this... Oh, note that it's not a Kingdom Hearts story for once. Yup, it's an Attack on Titan Modern Day AU, so think about that when you read how the characters act and realize 'Hey, that doesn't really seem like something they'd do...' Well, hey. We don't have Titans running around, diminishing the population, and destroying towns. Different lives means a slight tweak on a character's personality. But, um... I haven't fully thought out the plot for the story yet, but it involves Levi having DID, or Dissociative Identity Disorder. Rough times ensue as he battles the feeling of not having complete control over his life. When he dives over the deep end one day and tries to commit suicide, Levi winds up meeting a certain Eren Jaeger and all things go from there. Enjoy. Stereotypes suck. If you think people should just shut the fuck up, post this on your profile (make yours BOLD) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. Controversial Issues: REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too). 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' (BABY!) You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the Cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (AWMAHGAAAWWWWSSSHHHH, IREMEMBERPINKYANDTHEBRAINANDDOUG!!!! XD The good ole days...) You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia I was born and raised . . ." You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (Now all the cartoons that come on are absolutely LAME) You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (I wonder where my old Powerpuff Girls lunchbox went...) You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence. If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (I still go by Rock, Paper, Scissors) You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (Gonna take pollution down to zero! XD) You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. (Barely... I'm mid-90's) You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (me? Never) You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (… I still do sometimes ‘-.-) You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (You mean...they're NOT?!) You remember those Where's Waldo books. (where are they?) You remember eating Warheads. (I tried. I really did) You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (Batman, Aladdin and Ninja Turtles… oh dear) You remember Ring Pops. (*has a stash*) If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (but it is!) When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (Good times, good times) You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (Now it's iPods and MP3 Players...) Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (And I still don’t have a pony!) You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I didn't, but my sisters did and I always tried to kidnap them...) . . . Furbies They talk even without batteries. (… I still have nightmares about the damn things...) Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever! You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (I know…) And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (Forever the best) Michael Jordan was a king. (I didn't even watch basketball and I knew that!) YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (The bright colors and designs always pull me in...) You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.(Hee-hee, my mommy won a Tickle-Me Elmo from a radio station contest... and it STILL scares the ever-loving crap out of me...) You collected those Beanie Babies. Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie. Carebears. (… oh dear) Lambchop's song never ended. The old dollar bills. Now they are all complicated and colorful. (But they look kinda pretty...) Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls (I did…) You had to read Weekly Reader's in class. If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. (I STILL DO!!!) You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. (Who doesn’t?) "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said (You mean you’re not supposed to say that anymore?) You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" (… still do ‘-.-) You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (And I FAILED SO HARD... TT_TT Now, there are like, what, nearly a thousand Pokemon?! "Gotta catch 'em all", my foot!!! ) You remember Highlight's magazine. You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (And had a fit if I couldn't.) You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (Ah, so THAT'S why the world was always spinning...) Before the MySpace frenzy... (MySpace is absolutely STUPID.) Before the Internet & text messaging... (Sad... very sad...) Before Sidekicks & iPods... Before MIKE JONES... Who? Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX... (Sad day) Before Spongebob... (The episodes nowadays are so stupid, it hurts.) Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (Still do.) When light up sneakers were cool. (I had a pair when I was five...) When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (Oh, the good ole days...) When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing. (A time long, long ago...) When we recorded stuff on VCRs. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our Walkmans. When GameBoy was a brick. (I still HAVE said brick.) You did MASH to figure out your future. Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear. If you have made any friends on this site, copy this to your profile and add to the family: digiwildfire, Lupe191919, Virtual Dragon of Oban ,palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! Ero-chibi-chan, XarluLunete 30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses, Ero-chibi-chan, XarluLunete If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile. If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wannabe's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile. If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate bigots and idiots, copy and paste this in your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile. If you think the villains are cooler than the good guys, copy this onto your profile. If you think the Darkness is sexy, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. (I think I have a complete playlist in my mind...) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (The amount of obsessiveness I have with yaoi has convinced a good majority of my friends that I either need to be submitted into a support group or a mental hospital...) If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. w If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile. If you only give reviews so people will review you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Teh Review Whore) If you think people really care about your story, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile. If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile. If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile. If you refuse to give answers to your own questions and somehow think your being clever or funny, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever feel like committing suicide, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever hated humanity as a whole, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you listen to Final Fantasy music for fun, copy this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (I know this for a fact...) If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, XarluLunete If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (BUTNOTONEOFTHOSESTUPIDTWILIGHTVAMPIRES!!! D: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be eating popcorn and laughing their ass off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. Paste this in your profile if you believe that life will be better in the next life. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you've ever torn up your room looking for something, only to discover that it was in your hand the entire time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have the attention span of a meatball, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’ve ever accused or have been accused of teleporting, copy and paste this to your profile. Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. If you believe this, copy and paste into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on FanFiction with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive), copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. OHMIGOD! THE RAIN'S WET! COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANNA LAUGH YOUR A!R!S!E! OFF FROM THIS! IF YOU THINK THE WORLD WILL END WITH A SHOE AND A WAFFLE, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE. AAAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE'S A SHADOW FOLLOWING ME! COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE TOTALLY INSANE. If you've made up any of these "Copy and Paste" things because you can't find anything to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you take ‘Careful what you wish for’ to heart. If FanFiction to you is what Facebook or Twitter is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have ever put aluminum foil in the microwave, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have named several inanimate object, copy and paste into your profile. (All of my game systems, cell phones, and my laptop have been named after someone from Kingdom Hearts) If you just LOST THE GAME repost this. If you don't know what it means and want to find out at the expense of your sanity, PM me. (...Oh, goddamn it, I just lost the game, too! Thanks... . If you correct grammar of people on TV, on the web, or when they are speaking but you go around saying things like ‘I ARE TREE.’ all day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile. If you think that writing fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, put this on your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, xXBladeWolfxX, Spoony Monster, YourConscience813, XarluLunete If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit. If you believe that he who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news, copy and paste this to your profile. Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. If you agree copy and paste to your profile. If you have ever had a delusion that your favorite anime/show was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile. If you believe in ‘MAKE MUSIC NOT WAR’ copy and paste this to you profile. If you are over the age of 12 and still watch Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile. If you have ever been called sexy and all you can think of is the replies 'Thank you' and 'Shove it', copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you're addicted to anime, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the ocean? A good start... If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D Just because people live on the other side of the world from you still means that you can be friends - IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS COPY IT INTO YOUR PROFILE. Even the most withered rose can have a fragrance when given a little blessing. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile! If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. If you hear the characters voices in your head when you read something, post this on your profile! When you imagine the charcters in a book and they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile! Put this on your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (any kind), put this in your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. O If you against racism, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy and paste this into your profile. If 1/4 of your life is music, the other 1/4 is fanfiction, 1/4 is your friends, and the other 1/4 is eat and sleep, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, s_slytherin, Courtney Dax, YuYuFanatic14, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), XarluLunete If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), organization-mischeif15 (sighs so emarassing... I'm such a clutz.), Your Sweet Suicide (several times a day!), MegaKiraraLover/MKL (yay, fellow idiotic clutzes that have no coordination! GO US!!) ,XarluLunete (I think all of us were just wrapped up in our own worlds and/or insanity) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?', copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer 'Where to begin?' Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy and paste this into your profile! 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes AMAZING. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you are in LaLa land most of the time copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Do you like bubblegum?) If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your pro. If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird, copy and paste this to you profile. If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), XarluLunete REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and symbol for equality to your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), XarluLunete If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (When I do it with other people around me, they think I'm crazy! Hmm...I wonder why?) Welcome to the twenty-first century, some people are GAY! Re-post this if you hate homophobia too! PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like slash, femslash, yaoi, and yuri and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile. If your a yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If in your own little world/Happy Place, homophobia is a myth, paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on. Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Animehime20 (Yugioh GX), edwardsgirl16 (Yu-Gi-Oh!), XarluLunete (Pokemon) If you've ever hit your nose on a glass window, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if you’ve ever been told “You look dead.” If you read boyxboy shippings/pairings, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed). If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. Fifteen percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". Twenty percent is desperate to become a part of the popular fifteen percent. Twenty percent couldn't care less. Fifteen percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. Ten are too busy worrying about their grades to care. Five percent are goth, five percent can speak another language fluently, and five percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the five percent who think the 'unpopular' eighty-five percent should rebel against the popular fifteen percent, copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, , ProfessorZoom, jimu, ShikallllTema, totalnarutofangirl85, IslainaQueenOfOnlineEmos, Merciless Princess, Dance of Flame, edwardsgirl16, XarluLunete If you are obsessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku, ForbiddenKHfan216, Dance of Flame, edwardsgirl16, XarluLunete I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! taht's so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! The Difference Between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr., Mrs., and grandma and grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella when it's raining BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!" FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going, "Damn, we fucked up." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Keeps you stuff so long they forget that it's yours. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: Act like they don't know you when you do something weird. BEST FRIENDS: Know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit You are a Chibi Seme! You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Bad-ass Uke Check what you are at !! Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good morning, sunshine!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 9. Say all of the words in a film. 10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!" 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 14. Try and climb the wall. 15. In public yell "NO, MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!" 16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 18. Eat your hair. 19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people." 20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" 22. Pretend to be a phone. 23. Try to swim in the floor. 24. Tap on their door all night 25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song Things to annoy your parents even more: 1. Take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "Maybe a ghost took it..." 2. Get a pinata made to look like them 3. When they ask you what their doing, say "Existing" 4. Whenever they tell you something say "Oh my god, no WAY!!!" 5. When they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song. 6. Pretend to vacuum with your imaginary vacuum (don't forget to make noises) 7. When the phone rings, yell at it "HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?!" 8. Put a mouse trap in front of the computer mouse. 9. Ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget. 10. When they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice. 11. Have all of your friends call you in one night. 12. Wear a turtle neck and follow them around saying "turtle, turtle." 13. Speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot)) 14. Wear a bucket on your head. 15. Sing everything you say. 16. Draw a face on a balloon and call it Wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it. 17. Fall in love with a wine bottle. 18. When their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse. YOUR GUY SIDE: (x)You love hoodies. TOTAL: 12 YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x)You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL: 9 Who would I be if I was part of Organization XIII? (A quiz that I took, don't judge...) You are Demyx! You would rather be safe than be fighting, since you don't have much confidence in your abilities. You have one major talent, and that seems to be the one thing you think you can do. I'm sure you have more talents, if only you look for them!!! What guy from Kingdom Hearts would I go out with? (I got bored...) You got Axel as your boyfriend. He thinks you as hot as fire. And he says that's really hot. Ha ha... He's also strong, and would protect you. Plus, he's funny! Though he's perverted, he's kind to you because he really likes you. I wonder what the Organization would think of me... *le gasp* Let's find out! You are... Ditzy and nice (The ditzy part's right...) Xemnas: She's ditzy... (I knew this, thank you, Mansex.) If you are obsessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku, ForbiddenKHfan216, Dance of Flame, edwardsgirl16, XarluLunete If you ever gave the Organization a heart, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've made up an Organization XIII name for yourself, copy this to your profile. If you think Xemnas' name should be challenged to Mansex, copy this to your profile. (He might as well...) If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Demyx is adorable (not hot) copy this into your profile. (*squee*) If you ever wondered how Demyx got into the organization copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that Axel is totally gay for Roxas, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Axel is the sexiest thing since sex, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Organization XIII should never have been annihilated, copy this onto your profile! If you laughed your butt off when Vexen died, copy and paste this onto your profile. (He spontaneously combusted! Good boy, Axel, kill the creeper.) Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way. If you believe Roxas has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name (Oh, hell, yeah!!): 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, ForbiddenKHfan216, KingdomHeartsRox, DomTheNobody, Rikus_Wife_XD, Kit-KatSoraTwix193, blueloving-vampire, XarluLunete If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're eagerly awaiting a CG KH movie, copy and paste this into your profile. (Please, movie people? I'll love you forever...) If you got depressed beating KH II then started a new game, copy and paste this on your profile. If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile. If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile. Who Are You In Organization XIII? I. Xemnas: II. Xigbar: III. Xaldin IV. Vexen V. Lexaeus VI. Zexion VII. Saïx VIII. Axel IX. Demyx X. Luxord XI. Marluxia XII. Larxene XIII. Roxas XIV. Xion -Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order- 1. Zexion 1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side? 2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic? 3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together? 4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction? 5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five? 6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization? 7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together? 8) Write a title for a Four/Two story. 9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing? 10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon? 11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom? 12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen? 13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story? 14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby? 15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story. 16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech? I was born on the day of Xaldin Xemnas, THE KH SURVEY (Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever! SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? ...Um, I can't choose just one so... a majority of the Organization... and Riku. 2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine. 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Vexen, he just... no. 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Um, being forced to choose... Kairi. I just... I want to strangle her sometimes. 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) KHI would have to be um... Deep Jungle. But II is and forever will be Twilight Town. 6. Least Favorite World? For the first one, it's Monstro because it's SO EASY to get lost. II, um... Space Paranoids. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The Oblivion. What? I like the darkness. 8. Least Favorite Weapon? I'll get back to you on that. 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) I never really use summons too much, but I like Genie. 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Wisdom Form- Sora glides and he shoots magic, hell yes. Not a lot of attack damage, but it racks up quickly if you plan your attacks right. 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Zemyx, AkuRoku, RiSo, Cleon, XemSai, and MarVex. (But yet, I don't like either Vexen or Marluxia...) 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) AkuSora. Really, Sora? You have Riku! 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Nope. 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Nope. 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? Ummm...? 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Emmm... Can I get back to you on that...? SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Yes, why else would Saix take Xemnas' orders without so much as a complaint? Because he's a dog?... Wait, that probably it, too. 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No. 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? *looks around and says nothing* 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? I admit, at times Kairi is annoying, but really... okay, so she is. 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Namine. Because she's adorable like that. 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? It answers alot of questions that tended to pop into my mind through the other games. 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No! Because... a.) You got to play as Riku. b.) You got to see Axel set Vexen on fire. *laughs* 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Demyx, because he needs a break. 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Demyx. Because people underestimate me because of how I look and how I act, but big news for them: how I act around my friends and how I act around jackasses is completely different. 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? One time, I was fighting Saix in 358/2 Days and just as my bus ran over a pothole, I pressed the wrong button and Saix killed me. I got so pissed that I blurted out, "Fuck you, you fucking werewolf man!! Fuck you to mother-fucking hell!!" People stared at me like I was crazy. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I have cosplayed as Namine' for a Homecoming thing at school... My friend cosplayed as Marluxia... oh, the torture... *sad laugh* which was quite little. But, I want to cosplay as Demyx. A lot of people say that I'm better off cosplaying as Namine' because of my hair color/ length and my over-all height (I just barely breach 5 feet...). 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Sora trying to figure out how the computer in Ansem's study worked. So many lol's. 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xion's Final Form. I lasted like, what, 2 seconds the first time I fought her, maybe less? I would say Sephiroth, but I'm too much of a chicken to fight him. 30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Too many things to count... SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner. 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Sexy Zexy, no matter what. Flower boy can kiss my ass. 33. Riku or Roxas? Both. (:3) 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas. Sorry, Sora. 35. Axel or Demyx? Both. You can't make me choose between Axel and Dem-Dem!!! 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene! Kairi is annoying. 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Both. 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas. The only straight couple that I agree on. 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Both!!! I can't choose between that either!!! 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku. 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea-Salt Ice Cream!!! 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud. No, Leon. No, no... Can't I just pick Reno and move on?!...No? Fine, both. XP (Preferably together... XD) 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi. Aerith belongs with Zack. :3 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Both. They are awesome songs!! SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Roxas... wow, that's weird... 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? I always wanted to see a Kingdom Hearts/ Bleach crossover. I imagine that Axel and Renji would have an epic battle!! Oh, oh, oh!! Or, a Kingdom Hearts/ Naruto crossover; I've been wondering lately... who would win in a fight: Zetsu or Marluxia? 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Roxas looks like Sora (That's a given) Terra and Leon have some similarities... Namine looks like Kairi (So is that) Roxas looks like Cloud a bit (I think that Roxas is Cloud's son, separated after Roxy was born because of tragic accident... oh, wow, that's a soap opera waiting to happen...) Repliku looks like Riku (No shit) Axel looks like Reno from FF (Holy crap!!! It's Axel older brother!!! XD) And Roxas looks EXACTLY LIKE Ventus (And now we found Roxas' twin!!!) 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? KINGDOM HEARTS III!!!!!!! Although, it probably won't come out until 2015. 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? Kingdom Hearts II; Two words: Organization XIII. 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? The fact that most people thought that if Disney were to get mixed up with Final Fantasy, that it would suck... but, guess what, bitches that believed that?! It PWNS!! (*...Oh, wow, issues...*) 1.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi. 2.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any. a.) The GBA version of Chain of Memories b.) Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days and the guide to it... c.) Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep d.) Kingdom Hearts: ReCoded e.) Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance f.) An Exclusive copy of the Kingdom Hearts II guide aaaaand g.) A huge-as-frick Kingdom Hearts II wall poster (like no seriously, it needed to be separated into nine different pieces...) 3.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who? I plead the fifth. Forever. 4.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas? AkuRoku, my first OTP ever. 5.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight? Darkness (because I'm such a brooding soul). 6.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory? YES!!!! Yes, yes, freaking yes!! Evidence is shown all through out 358/2 Days and KH2. 7.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)? Um...*listing members* I like a good majority of the Organization... except Vexen. :3 But as far as favorites go... Zexion, Axel, Demyx, and Roxas. 8.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi? Meh. 9.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games? Sort of? I've played part of the first one and Kingdom Hearts II, but really I've only completely played all of the games that are for the portable game systems. 10.) Have you read the manga? Bits and freaking pieces I could find on the Internet... 11.) Do you believe Sora has ADD? Yep. 12.) Japanese or English? English. 13.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé? I am pro-Naminé. So many feels for that poor girl... 14.) Demyx = Annoying or funny? Annoying in battle, but funny in any other aspect. 15.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)? Yes...? 16.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo? Um... 17.) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Hmmm... so many people to go through... so... many... people... I would die to see them crossdress... Gah! You are making me think too many tempting thoughts!!! 18.) Axel = Gay or straight? At the very least, Axel is bi. 19.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Riku. He needs to focus on the happy things in life!! Though, I can't really talk... 20.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics? I had two freaking binders full of them. 21.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics? I get a lot of ideas, but most of them fail. But, I've managed to put some of them up... 22.) Do you like lemons? That's what makes up half of my binders-of-doom that I mentioned. 23.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters? Um, the Disney characters, duh. My dad knows about the Organization (on the account that I made him memorize everyone's names, element and ranking). 24.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files? No, I have not. But, you have me interested... 25.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series? Wha-? 'Axel falls for Kairi'?! No... 26.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts? My friends Kat and Alyssa. 27.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?" No, I draw someone and then the kid next to me is like "Who the fuck is that?" 28.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;" Yeah, that has happened; the worst thing was that it was on my homework... Me: Eh-he-he... _' Teacher: Is the homework THAT boring?! 29.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades? It bumped one of my grades from a C to an A (I did a short story in English...). 30.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts? Nope. 31.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream? I WANT TO FIND A RECIPE OR SOME PLACE THAT SELLS IT!!!!! 32.) Would you ever join Organization XIII? I would want to, but realistically I'd be more of a complainer than Demyx, and I'm pretty sure that I'd piss the wrong person off... 33.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. Not a whole lot. 34.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless? My sister is the 'silver-haired bishie' fangirl, so really you're asking the wrong person. 35.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC? Yes, Xarlu. 36.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life? Yeah, yeah, it has. I found this on DarkWolfXIII's Profile and thought it was pretty cool! I was also really bored and thought my profile needed a little sprucing up. XD Rules 1A.) Hi!! What's your real name and nickname? 1B.) What's your gender? 2.) That’s interesting...what's your current age? 3.) Uh huh. What's your favorite food? 4.) Your favorite drink? 5.) Confession time! Who's your crush/lover? 6.) Aww! Have you two kissed yet? 7.) Classic question! What's your favorite color? 8.) Who's your favorite author? 9.) Now what's your biggest fear? 10A.) *stiffles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings? 10B.) Have an embarrassing experience in your past? 11.) Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero? 12.) Okay, who is your worst enemy? 13.) What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together? 14.) Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator? 15.) Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done!! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? 16.) What's your worst nightmare? 17.) What's your lifelong dream? 18.) What would you do if your lifelong dream came true? 19A.) Okay, where's your favorite place to relax? 19B.) Favorite music? 19C.) Do you have any friends? 20.) Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing? 21.) We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT! You Know You're Obsessed With Organization XIII When... You know all the members names, elements, and weapons in order. |
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