XarluLunete
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Joined 03-08-10, id: 2282059, Profile Updated: 03-10-15
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー.

Hello, and welcome to my profile. Most of it is unreliable things that you shouldn't bother reading since I only remember this site exists once in a blue moon and copy-and-paste things that have been here since I first created this account.

But, ah, pleasantries. My name is Lauren, but my online alias is Xarlu, feel free to call me either or both. For the sake of I'm never on here, my age is somewhere between 20-25. There's something on here somewhere that has my date of birth, for those that are curious and like math.

If there's anyone here that wants to get a hold of me for whatever reason, I have accounts on these following websites, though save yourself the hassle and just send me a PM here I still receive emails from FanFiction which I will reply to if they are actually something to reply to.

Gaia Online (I'm never on but stranger things have happened): http:///profiles/queen-ebony-of-darkness/12642192/

deviantART (same here): http:///

tumblr (most active): http:///

AO3 (most stories go here): http:///users/XarluLunete/pseuds/XarluLunete

This is a list of stories that I have either written and posted onto FanFiction already, am in the middle of writing and/or typing, or have an extremely bad urge to write.

I.) I Love You With All Of My Internal Organs- This is inspired off of a completely random picture one of my friends sent me one day. One day after a meeting, Demyx wonders where the real source of love is. I initially wrote this for Dexion Day 2010, but since I didn't have a computer at home... and Dexion Day was on Labor Day...
Status- DONE!!!!! :D

II.) I Don't Believe You- Probably the most depressing thing I'll ever write. (Yeah, no, I Hope You'll Be Happy claims that title right now.) I can't really put in a description (because I haven't thought about this story a lot), but it will be Pre-CoM, Zemyx, and there will be a character death. Prepare a tissue when this comes out.
Status- Still in the thought process...

III.) I Hope You'll be Happy- This one, for once, is not an Organization XIII pairing. It's a SephirothxCloud story that is (or, well was) based on some things that were going on between me and my ex-boyfriend. It's AU, OOC, and I'm extremely conflicted in continuing it for reasons that are apparent.
Status- Hiatus

IV.) Leave Out All The Rest- This is based off of Linkin Park's song 'Leave Out All the Rest' from their Minutes to Midnight album. For some reason, when I listen to the song, I think of Lea from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep (because of that one line he says: "I want everyone I meet to remember me, and through their memories, I'll live on forever." ...Or something like that.). Am I the only one who thinks that?... Yes...? No...? Maybe...? If while you read this (when I put it up, of course), you squint really hard and turn your head at just the right angle, you could mistake it for subtle LeaXIsa yaoi...
Status
- Still in the thought process...

V.) Up All Night- Based off Hinder's 'Up All Night' (awesome song AND an awesome band. No shit. At all.) The story is smutty Cleon and has seme!Cloud. But, it's not finished... I need to finish it... I don't know when that time will come, though...
Status- Uploaded, but still needs an actual ending

VI.) Consumed- I suppose it takes the place of Jealousy... But, in this, there is hardly any love about it. Roxas loathes himself with every fiber of his being since he believes that his twin brother's death was his fault, and Axel plays with Roxas, twisting his emotions this way and that. He soon becomes a drug to Roxas, who subconsciously believes that the mental abuse is just...
Status- Hiatus

VII.) Bite Your Tongue- Uhm... what can I say about this... Oh, note that it's not a Kingdom Hearts story for once. Yup, it's an Attack on Titan Modern Day AU, so think about that when you read how the characters act and realize 'Hey, that doesn't really seem like something they'd do...' Well, hey. We don't have Titans running around, diminishing the population, and destroying towns. Different lives means a slight tweak on a character's personality.

But, um... I haven't fully thought out the plot for the story yet, but it involves Levi having DID, or Dissociative Identity Disorder. Rough times ensue as he battles the feeling of not having complete control over his life. When he dives over the deep end one day and tries to commit suicide, Levi winds up meeting a certain Eren Jaeger and all things go from there.
Status- Fifth chapter up, working on chapter six

Enjoy.


Stereotypes suck. If you think people should just shut the fuck up, post this on your profile (make yours BOLD)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (As if that's not obvious)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling drugs".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask, "Why don't the poems rhyme?"
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too).

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (BABY!)

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the Cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (AWMAHGAAAWWWWSSSHHHH, IREMEMBERPINKYANDTHEBRAINANDDOUG!!!! XD The good ole days...)

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia I was born and raised . . ."

You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (Now all the cartoons that come on are absolutely LAME)

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (I wonder where my old Powerpuff Girls lunchbox went...)

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence.

If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (I still go by Rock, Paper, Scissors)

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (Gonna take pollution down to zero! XD)

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. (Barely... I'm mid-90's)

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (me? Never)

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (… I still do sometimes ‘-.-)

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (You mean...they're NOT?!)

You remember those Where's Waldo books. (where are they?)

You remember eating Warheads. (I tried. I really did)

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (Batman, Aladdin and Ninja Turtles… oh dear)

You remember Ring Pops. (*has a stash*)

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (but it is!)

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (Good times, good times)

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (Now it's iPods and MP3 Players...)

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (And I still don’t have a pony!)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I didn't, but my sisters did and I always tried to kidnap them...)

. . . Furbies They talk even without batteries. (… I still have nightmares about the damn things...)

Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (I know…)

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (Forever the best)

Michael Jordan was a king. (I didn't even watch basketball and I knew that!)

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (The bright colors and designs always pull me in...)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.(Hee-hee, my mommy won a Tickle-Me Elmo from a radio station contest... and it STILL scares the ever-loving crap out of me...)

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie.

Carebears. (… oh dear)

Lambchop's song never ended.

The old dollar bills. Now they are all complicated and colorful. (But they look kinda pretty...)

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls (I did…)

You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. (I STILL DO!!!)

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart. (Who doesn’t?)

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said (You mean you’re not supposed to say that anymore?)

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" (… still do ‘-.-)

You remember trying to collect all 150 original Pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (And I FAILED SO HARD... TT_TT Now, there are like, what, nearly a thousand Pokemon?! "Gotta catch 'em all", my foot!!! )

You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (And had a fit if I couldn't.)

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (Ah, so THAT'S why the world was always spinning...)

Before the MySpace frenzy... (MySpace is absolutely STUPID.)

Before the Internet & text messaging... (Sad... very sad...)

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES... Who?

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX... (Sad day)

Before Spongebob... (The episodes nowadays are so stupid, it hurts.)

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (Still do.)

When light up sneakers were cool. (I had a pair when I was five...)

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (Oh, the good ole days...)

When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was the new thing. (A time long, long ago...)

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our Walkmans.

When GameBoy was a brick. (I still HAVE said brick.)

You did MASH to figure out your future.

Way back before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

If you have made any friends on this site, copy this to your profile and add to the family: digiwildfire, Lupe191919, Virtual Dragon of Oban ,palinana, DANCINGDRAGONBLAZE! Ero-chibi-chan, XarluLunete

30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Katara Uchiha, Kit Uchiha, Raining-Flames-and-Roses, Ero-chibi-chan, XarluLunete

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile.

If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wannabe's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you like anime or manga, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate bigots and idiots, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

If you think the villains are cooler than the good guys, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the Darkness is sexy, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. (I think I have a complete playlist in my mind...)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (The amount of obsessiveness I have with yaoi has convinced a good majority of my friends that I either need to be submitted into a support group or a mental hospital...)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. w

If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you only give reviews so people will review you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Teh Review Whore)

If you think people really care about your story, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you pretend that voices and objects talk to you to support this claim, copy and post this into your profile.

If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you refuse to give answers to your own questions and somehow think your being clever or funny, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever feel like committing suicide, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever hated humanity as a whole, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you listen to Final Fantasy music for fun, copy this to your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (I know this for a fact...)

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Cloud Envy, Phoxsia, Krazy Kitsune13, Teng, CrazyPurpleSage, Stary202, XarluLunete

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. (BUTNOTONEOFTHOSESTUPIDTWILIGHTVAMPIRES!!! D:

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be eating popcorn and laughing their ass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you believe that life will be better in the next life.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever torn up your room looking for something, only to discover that it was in your hand the entire time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the attention span of a meatball, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever accused or have been accused of teleporting, copy and paste this to your profile.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. If you believe this, copy and paste into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on FanFiction with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

OHMIGOD! THE RAIN'S WET! COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WANNA LAUGH YOUR A!R!S!E! OFF FROM THIS!

IF YOU THINK THE WORLD WILL END WITH A SHOE AND A WAFFLE, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

AAAAAAAAAAAGH! THERE'S A SHADOW FOLLOWING ME! COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE TOTALLY INSANE.

If you've made up any of these "Copy and Paste" things because you can't find anything to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you take ‘Careful what you wish for’ to heart.

If FanFiction to you is what Facebook or Twitter is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever put aluminum foil in the microwave, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have named several inanimate object, copy and paste into your profile. (All of my game systems, cell phones, and my laptop have been named after someone from Kingdom Hearts)

If you just LOST THE GAME repost this. If you don't know what it means and want to find out at the expense of your sanity, PM me. (...Oh, goddamn it, I just lost the game, too! Thanks... .

If you correct grammar of people on TV, on the web, or when they are speaking but you go around saying things like ‘I ARE TREE.’ all day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, put this on your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list so I know I'm not the only one: alansquill, True Colours, xXBladeWolfxX, Spoony Monster, YourConscience813, XarluLunete

If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

If you believe that he who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news, copy and paste this to your profile.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf. If you agree copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever had a delusion that your favorite anime/show was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your profile.

If you believe in ‘MAKE MUSIC NOT WAR’ copy and paste this to you profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names for GOOD reasons, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been called sexy and all you can think of is the replies 'Thank you' and 'Shove it', copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you're addicted to anime, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the ocean? A good start... If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If reality continues to ruin your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a fictional character, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

Just because people live on the other side of the world from you still means that you can be friends - IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS COPY IT INTO YOUR PROFILE.

Even the most withered rose can have a fragrance when given a little blessing.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a die hard yaoi fangirl/fanboy, then hurry up and copy this to your profile!

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you hear the characters voices in your head when you read something, post this on your profile!

When you imagine the charcters in a book and they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock (any kind), put this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Moogles rock. If you think they rock, copy it into your profile. Do it, kupo.

If you against racism, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy and paste this into your profile.

If 1/4 of your life is music, the other 1/4 is fanfiction, 1/4 is your friends, and the other 1/4 is eat and sleep, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, s_slytherin, Courtney Dax, YuYuFanatic14, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), XarluLunete

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), organization-mischeif15 (sighs so emarassing... I'm such a clutz.), Your Sweet Suicide (several times a day!), MegaKiraraLover/MKL (yay, fellow idiotic clutzes that have no coordination! GO US!!) ,XarluLunete (I think all of us were just wrapped up in our own worlds and/or insanity)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person 'What was your first clue?', copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer 'Where to begin?'

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy and paste this into your profile!

98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes AMAZING. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are in LaLa land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are crazed and are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, I've had Little Kitty since I was born!), Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy), Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1), serina-phantom (My seal XD), edwardsgirl16 (my Robin Hood plushie an old friend gave me), XarluLunete (My little Snuggles detergent bear my mom and dad got me when I was 4, which still smells like the detergent he came with. ///

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you say no to SasoSaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you correct the grammar of people on TV, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

6 out of 10 girls say that their favorite color is pink. If you're one of the other four, post this on your profile.

About 96% of girls and teens between the ages of 7 and 16 are overly OBSESSED with Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers. If you're part of the sane 4%, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book (or TV show or movie) and strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile.

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hate Hannah Montana, copy and paste this in your profile. (With a passion, thank you.)

If you think that the old Disney movies will still be popular in 50 years, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Any... I once spent twenty minutes trying to figure out how the hell to spell 'any'...)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Hee-hee, if you like to laugh... hee-hee... a lot... then paste this on your profile... HEE-HEE!!

If you keep looking around for these things but can never find any, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever injured yourself trying to pull off a really cool ninja move, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!! :O

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have authors you respect, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you’ve ever suddenly burst out in dramatic evil laugher for no reason, copy and paste to your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged on the table repeatedly, and received weird looks from anyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever saw something coming then right after that, something unexpected happens that makes you go “WTF?!” copy and paste this to your profile.

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years, copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you have ever fallen off a table and had everyone laughing AT you, not WITH you, copy and pate this to your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled, add this to your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things, then copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Rock, Paper, Scissors solves everything, put this in your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in ‘MAKE ART NOT WAR’ copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have two or more of the same thing copied and pasted into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever have shouted out random things and then gotten glared at, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wish you were a ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever woken up from a stupid dream and seriously thought it really happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever woken up and gotten ready for school and then looked at the clock to see that it's only 11pm, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read muliple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile

If you have asked stupid questions to your friends/teacher/parents and they just look at you like 'WTF?' copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you're conviced Sasuke is gay and emo, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile.

If you secretly wish you could be a vampire and go around scaring people half to death, copy this into your profile.

If you could care less what you are wearing as long as it is comfortable, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever listened to a song and instantly thought that the song you were listening to was officially your favorite pairing's song, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orochimaru creeps the heck out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha, Miss.KrAbBy McPatty, XxmiyukimaexX, Spoony Monster, YourConscience813, XarluLunete

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this in your profile when you see a man acting tough and being annoying... then getting into a purple truck… You just shake your head…

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others, copy and paste this.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fanfictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea what's going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you proudly admit you have no life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If numerous people have told you "You need to get laid," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been called to the school psychologist over something really stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an insomniac, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Sometimes being in your own little world is more fun than reality.)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile! (Do you like bubblegum?)

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your pro.

If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), XarluLunete

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and symbol for equality to your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), XarluLunete

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (When I do it with other people around me, they think I'm crazy! Hmm...I wonder why?)

Welcome to the twenty-first century, some people are GAY!

Re-post this if you hate homophobia too!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you really dislike homophobes saying that yaoi and yuri are unholy and that we're all going to hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like slash, femslash, yaoi, and yuri and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If in your own little world/Happy Place, homophobia is a myth, paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a character on an anime show, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name and the show you want to be a character on. Lina(Lee-chan) (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Animehime20 (Yugioh GX), edwardsgirl16 (Yu-Gi-Oh!), XarluLunete (Pokemon)

If you've ever hit your nose on a glass window, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you’ve ever been told “You look dead.”

If you read boyxboy shippings/pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever mashed your plushies together and made kissy noises, copy and paste this into your profile (don't be ashamed).

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

Fifteen percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". Twenty percent is desperate to become a part of the popular fifteen percent. Twenty percent couldn't care less. Fifteen percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. Ten are too busy worrying about their grades to care. Five percent are goth, five percent can speak another language fluently, and five percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the five percent who think the 'unpopular' eighty-five percent should rebel against the popular fifteen percent, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, , ProfessorZoom, jimu, ShikallllTema, totalnarutofangirl85, IslainaQueenOfOnlineEmos, Merciless Princess, Dance of Flame, edwardsgirl16, XarluLunete

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


The Difference Between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr., Mrs., and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella when it's raining

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected

BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going, "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps you stuff so long they forget that it's yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Act like they don't know you when you do something weird.

BEST FRIENDS: Know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit


You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Bad-ass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

Check what you are at !!


Here are 25 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good morning, sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO, MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night

25. When they say a word from a song you know burst into that song

Things to annoy your parents even more:

1. Take their car keys and put them somewhere else, and when they ask you about it, say "Maybe a ghost took it..."

2. Get a pinata made to look like them

3. When they ask you what their doing, say "Existing"

4. Whenever they tell you something say "Oh my god, no WAY!!!"

5. When they say the name of a store, say their slogan or sing their song.

6. Pretend to vacuum with your imaginary vacuum (don't forget to make noises)

7. When the phone rings, yell at it "HELLO? HELLO? I CAN HEAR YOU! HELLO?!"

8. Put a mouse trap in front of the computer mouse.

9. Ask your parent a question, then the next day ask it again, and the next day, etc. until you forget.

10. When they yell at you, tell them to use their inside voice.

11. Have all of your friends call you in one night.

12. Wear a turtle neck and follow them around saying "turtle, turtle."

13. Speak to them in another language (if you don't know any, either make one up, or use baka(idiot))

14. Wear a bucket on your head.

15. Sing everything you say.

16. Draw a face on a balloon and call it Wilson and carry it around, constantly talking to it.

17. Fall in love with a wine bottle.

18. When their friends come over pretend to be drunk with your wine bottle spouse.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
()Dogs are better than cats.
(x)It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
()Shopping is torture.
()Sad movies suck.
()you own/ed an X-Box.
()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
()You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

()You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
(x)You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
()You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
()Sports are fun
()You talk with food in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x)You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
()You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
()You wear the color pink
()Go to your mom for advice.
()You consider cheerleading a sport.
()You hate wearing the color black.
()You like hanging out at the mall.
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
()Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
()Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x)You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance?
(x)It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
()You smile a lot more than you should.
()You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x)You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
()You love the movies.
(x)Used to play with dolls as little kid.
(x)Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
(x)Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 9


Who would I be if I was part of Organization XIII? (A quiz that I took, don't judge...)

You are Demyx! You would rather be safe than be fighting, since you don't have much confidence in your abilities. You have one major talent, and that seems to be the one thing you think you can do. I'm sure you have more talents, if only you look for them!!!

What guy from Kingdom Hearts would I go out with? (I got bored...)

You got Axel as your boyfriend. He thinks you as hot as fire. And he says that's really hot. Ha ha... He's also strong, and would protect you. Plus, he's funny! Though he's perverted, he's kind to you because he really likes you.

I wonder what the Organization would think of me... *le gasp* Let's find out!

You are... Ditzy and nice (The ditzy part's right...)

Xemnas: She's ditzy... (I knew this, thank you, Mansex.)
Xigbar: She's cool and really funny. (Yeah! Xiggy likes me. :3)
Xaldin: She's annoying... (And you, sir, are a pain in the ass to beat.)
Vexen: She's always ruining my experiments! (Why, me? I would ne- *bursts out laughing*)
Lexaeus: She's ok... (Same here, Lexy.)
Zexion: Annoying. She reminds me of Demyx. (And what's wrong with that?)
Saix: She's too energetic. (:P)
Axel: She's fun! (Yeah! See, not everyone think I'm annoying!)
Demyx: I like her a lot! (Awesome! Friends with Demyx!)
Luxord: ...I always beat her at cards... (Yeah, 'cause I SUCK at cards!)
Marluxia: She'll be easy to manipulate later on... (ORLY? Wanna try me, bitch?)
Larxene: Gee, she gets on my nerves... (The feeling's mutual.)
Roxas: She's a female version of Demyx... (Is that a bad thing?)


If you are obsessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Demyx-Axel-2362, XIII Riku, ForbiddenKHfan216, Dance of Flame, edwardsgirl16, XarluLunete

If you ever gave the Organization a heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've made up an Organization XIII name for yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think Xemnas' name should be challenged to Mansex, copy this to your profile. (He might as well...)

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Demyx is adorable (not hot) copy this into your profile. (*squee*)

If you ever wondered how Demyx got into the organization copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Axel is totally gay for Roxas, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Axel is the sexiest thing since sex, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Organization XIII should never have been annihilated, copy this onto your profile!

If you laughed your butt off when Vexen died, copy and paste this onto your profile. (He spontaneously combusted! Good boy, Axel, kill the creeper.)

Copy and paste this into your profile if Axel's (and/or Demyx's!) death scene affected your emotions in a depressing way.

If you believe Roxas has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name (Oh, hell, yeah!!): 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, ForbiddenKHfan216, KingdomHeartsRox, DomTheNobody, Rikus_Wife_XD, Kit-KatSoraTwix193, blueloving-vampire, XarluLunete

If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're eagerly awaiting a CG KH movie, copy and paste this into your profile. (Please, movie people? I'll love you forever...)

If you got depressed beating KH II then started a new game, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Who Are You In Organization XIII?

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL:3

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.

You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun.
TOTAL:4

III. Xaldin
You like windy days.
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL:3

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments.
You like cold days.
TOTAL:2

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL:1

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.

TOTAL:4

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues.
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves.
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face
.
TOTAL:3

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL:4

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL:5

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.

TOTAL:3

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL:1

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.

TOTAL:3

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL:3

XIV. Xion
You are insecure.
You have been insulted by someone you don't know.
You're trying to find out who really are.
You have very short hair.
You don't know/remember where you're from.
TOTAL: 3


-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1. Zexion
2. Axel
3. Xemnas
4. Larxene
5. Xigbar
6. Vexen
7. Marluxia
8. Xaldin
9. Luxord
10. Saix
11. Roxas
12. Demyx
13. Lexaeus

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?
Humorous!! Marluxia and Xemnas?! I'd die laughing!

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?
I think that Larxene and Saix would be smutty.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?
Yeah, if both Axel and Luxord were drunk.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?
Wow, a bit unlikely. Zexion and Roxas? Well, Demyx would probably commit suicide, Axel would try to kill Zexion and everyone else would either be:
a.) Laughing at Demyx and Axel's misery or
b.)Wouldn't give a damn

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?
Xaldin and Lexaeus?! Vexen and Xigbar?! Xaldin and Lexaeus, probably. Vexen would sooner test a failed experiment on himself than go out with Xigbar!!!

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?
Demyx is adorable, really he is, but Zexion is a bit cuter.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?
Pfft, Xemnas wouldn't give two s@#ts if Xaldin was going out with Roxas. But, Axel would.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.
Axel and Larxene? I don't do straight stories.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?
Zexion and Saix? No, and I wouldn't read a story about Zexion going through that kind of hell.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?
Xigbar and Lexaeus? Eh, it's possible.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?
Vexen and Luxord, wow that's easy. Vexen is lacking in masculinity so Luxord would be on top.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?
Zexion and Lexaeus could happen if they both got lonely enough.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?
Xemnas and Roxas... probably something like this: Saix has been away all day and Xemnas starts feeling very attention-deprived. The only one left in the castle is Roxas. What will happen when Xemnas orders Roxas to do something about his attention deprivation?

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?
If Marluxia and Demyx had a baby, both Vexen and Zexion would kill themselves and every MarVex and Zemyx fangirl would go insane (I would know, I would be one of them!!)

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.
Zexion, Axel and Xaldin? Uh-uh, I ain't goin' down this road.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?
Oh, shit, it's the end of the world- Larxene and Demyx are getting married!!... What would Xigbar say? Ummm... something along the lines of- "Hope you survive when the drugs wear off, Demyx, it's been nice knowin' ya!"

I was born on the day of Xaldin Xemnas,
In the month of Lexaeus,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus
I'm Roxas Lexaeus years old. You could also say that I am Luxord Axelyears old.
My favorite number is Roxas.
But my lucky number is Vexen (And I hate the fact that it is true)
If you get it, put your own on your profile.


THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? ...Um, I can't choose just one so... a majority of the Organization... and Riku.

2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Vexen, he just... no.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Um, being forced to choose... Kairi. I just... I want to strangle her sometimes.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) KHI would have to be um... Deep Jungle. But II is and forever will be Twilight Town.

6. Least Favorite World? For the first one, it's Monstro because it's SO EASY to get lost. II, um... Space Paranoids.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The Oblivion. What? I like the darkness.

8. Least Favorite Weapon? I'll get back to you on that.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) I never really use summons too much, but I like Genie.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Wisdom Form- Sora glides and he shoots magic, hell yes. Not a lot of attack damage, but it racks up quickly if you plan your attacks right.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) Zemyx, AkuRoku, RiSo, Cleon, XemSai, and MarVex. (But yet, I don't like either Vexen or Marluxia...)

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) AkuSora. Really, Sora? You have Riku!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Nope.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Nope.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Ummm...?

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Emmm... Can I get back to you on that...?

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Yes, why else would Saix take Xemnas' orders without so much as a complaint? Because he's a dog?... Wait, that probably it, too.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? *looks around and says nothing*

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? I admit, at times Kairi is annoying, but really... okay, so she is.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Namine. Because she's adorable like that.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? It answers alot of questions that tended to pop into my mind through the other games.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No! Because...

a.) You got to play as Riku.

b.) You got to see Axel set Vexen on fire. *laughs*

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Demyx, because he needs a break.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Demyx. Because people underestimate me because of how I look and how I act, but big news for them: how I act around my friends and how I act around jackasses is completely different.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? One time, I was fighting Saix in 358/2 Days and just as my bus ran over a pothole, I pressed the wrong button and Saix killed me. I got so pissed that I blurted out, "Fuck you, you fucking werewolf man!! Fuck you to mother-fucking hell!!" People stared at me like I was crazy.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I have cosplayed as Namine' for a Homecoming thing at school... My friend cosplayed as Marluxia... oh, the torture... *sad laugh* which was quite little. But, I want to cosplay as Demyx. A lot of people say that I'm better off cosplaying as Namine' because of my hair color/ length and my over-all height (I just barely breach 5 feet...).

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Sora trying to figure out how the computer in Ansem's study worked. So many lol's.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xion's Final Form. I lasted like, what, 2 seconds the first time I fought her, maybe less? I would say Sephiroth, but I'm too much of a chicken to fight him.

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Too many things to count...

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! (Watch me...)

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Sexy Zexy, no matter what. Flower boy can kiss my ass.

33. Riku or Roxas? Both. (:3)

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas. Sorry, Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx? Both. You can't make me choose between Axel and Dem-Dem!!!

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene! Kairi is annoying.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Both.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas. The only straight couple that I agree on.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Both!!! I can't choose between that either!!!

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea-Salt Ice Cream!!!

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud. No, Leon. No, no... Can't I just pick Reno and move on?!...No? Fine, both. XP (Preferably together... XD)

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi. Aerith belongs with Zack. :3

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Both. They are awesome songs!!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well) Axel, Zexion, Demyx, Roxas... wow, that's weird...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? I always wanted to see a Kingdom Hearts/ Bleach crossover. I imagine that Axel and Renji would have an epic battle!! Oh, oh, oh!! Or, a Kingdom Hearts/ Naruto crossover; I've been wondering lately... who would win in a fight: Zetsu or Marluxia?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas looks like Sora (That's a given)

Terra and Leon have some similarities...

Namine looks like Kairi (So is that)

Roxas looks like Cloud a bit (I think that Roxas is Cloud's son, separated after Roxy was born because of tragic accident... oh, wow, that's a soap opera waiting to happen...)

Repliku looks like Riku (No shit)

Axel looks like Reno from FF (Holy crap!!! It's Axel older brother!!! XD)

And Roxas looks EXACTLY LIKE Ventus (And now we found Roxas' twin!!!)

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? KINGDOM HEARTS III!!!!!!! Although, it probably won't come out until 2015.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? Kingdom Hearts II; Two words: Organization XIII.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world? The fact that most people thought that if Disney were to get mixed up with Final Fantasy, that it would suck... but, guess what, bitches that believed that?! It PWNS!! (*...Oh, wow, issues...*)


1.) Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi.

2.) List your collection of Kingdom Hearts junk and merchandise, if any.

a.) The GBA version of Chain of Memories

b.) Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days and the guide to it...

c.) Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

d.) Kingdom Hearts: ReCoded

e.) Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance

f.) An Exclusive copy of the Kingdom Hearts II guide

aaaaand

g.) A huge-as-frick Kingdom Hearts II wall poster (like no seriously, it needed to be separated into nine different pieces...)

3.) Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Kingdom Hearts character? If so who? I plead the fifth. Forever.

4.) AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas? AkuRoku, my first OTP ever.

5.) Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight? Darkness (because I'm such a brooding soul).

6.) Do you support the 'Axel is gay for Roxas' theory? YES!!!! Yes, yes, freaking yes!! Evidence is shown all through out 358/2 Days and KH2.

7.) Your favorite Organization Xlll member(s)? Um...*listing members* I like a good majority of the Organization... except Vexen. :3 But as far as favorites go... Zexion, Axel, Demyx, and Roxas.

8.) Are you pro-Kairi or anti-Kairi? Meh.

9.) Have you played all the Kingdom Hearts games? Sort of? I've played part of the first one and Kingdom Hearts II, but really I've only completely played all of the games that are for the portable game systems.

10.) Have you read the manga? Bits and freaking pieces I could find on the Internet...

11.) Do you believe Sora has ADD? Yep.

12.) Japanese or English? English.

13.) Pro-Naminé or Anti-Naminé? I am pro-Naminé. So many feels for that poor girl...

14.) Demyx = Annoying or funny? Annoying in battle, but funny in any other aspect.

15.) Do you believe Demyx's Somebody was from Atlantica (Splash Island)? Yes...?

16.) Zexion = Sexy beast or Emo? Um...

17.) Which character would be the best crossdresser? Hmmm... so many people to go through... so... many... people... I would die to see them crossdress... Gah! You are making me think too many tempting thoughts!!!

18.) Axel = Gay or straight? At the very least, Axel is bi.

19.) Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Riku. He needs to focus on the happy things in life!! Though, I can't really talk...

20.) Do you like Kingdom Hearts fanfics? I had two freaking binders full of them.

21.) Do you write Kingdom Hearts fanfics? I get a lot of ideas, but most of them fail. But, I've managed to put some of them up...

22.) Do you like lemons? That's what makes up half of my binders-of-doom that I mentioned.

23.) Do your parents know any Kingdom Hearts characters? Um, the Disney characters, duh. My dad knows about the Organization (on the account that I made him memorize everyone's names, element and ranking).

24.) Have you watched the Kingdom Hearts Crazy Files? No, I have not. But, you have me interested...

25.) Have you seen the 'Axel Falls For Kairi' series? Wha-? 'Axel falls for Kairi'?! No...

26.) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Kingdom Hearts? My friends Kat and Alyssa.

27.) Have you ever been drawing the characters in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Kingdom Hearts too!?" No, I draw someone and then the kid next to me is like "Who the fuck is that?"

28.) Have you ever been in class drawing any of the characters and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?! O.o;" Yeah, that has happened; the worst thing was that it was on my homework...

Me: Eh-he-he... _'

Teacher: Is the homework THAT boring?!

29.) Has Kingdom Hearts affected your school life and grades? It bumped one of my grades from a C to an A (I did a short story in English...).

30.) Are you broke thanks to Kingdom Hearts? Nope.

31.) Do you want to eat sea-salt ice cream? I WANT TO FIND A RECIPE OR SOME PLACE THAT SELLS IT!!!!!

32.) Would you ever join Organization XIII? I would want to, but realistically I'd be more of a complainer than Demyx, and I'm pretty sure that I'd piss the wrong person off...

33.) Do you draw Kingdom Hearts fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. Not a whole lot.

34.) Is Riku still sexy even possessed by Ansem the Heartless? My sister is the 'silver-haired bishie' fangirl, so really you're asking the wrong person.

35.) Do you have a Kingdom Hearts OC? Yes, Xarlu.

36.) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Kingdom Hearts has taken over your life? Yeah, yeah, it has.


I found this on DarkWolfXIII's Profile and thought it was pretty cool! I was also really bored and thought my profile needed a little sprucing up. XD

Rules
must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.
2.Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.
3.Title the journal as "OC's Quiz (your OC's name)".
4.When you're done, tag as many people as you want.
5.Have fun!

1A.) Hi!! What's your real name and nickname?

1B.) What's your gender?

2.) That’s interesting...what's your current age?

3.) Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

4.) Your favorite drink?

5.) Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

6.) Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

7.) Classic question! What's your favorite color?

8.) Who's your favorite author?

9.) Now what's your biggest fear?

10A.) *stiffles a giggle* I'm not laughing... *bursts out laughing* Sorry. Any siblings?

10B.) Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

11.) Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

12.) Okay, who is your worst enemy?

13.) What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

14.) Interesting...What would you do if you met your creator?

15.) Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done!! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

16.) What's your worst nightmare?

17.) What's your lifelong dream?

18.) What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

19A.) Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

19B.) Favorite music?

19C.) Do you have any friends?

20.) Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

21.) We're done! Now tag whoever you want. DO IT!


You Know You're Obsessed With Organization XIII When...

You know all the members names, elements, and weapons in order.
-You know that Axel and Roxas are more or less gay for each other.
-You look up pictures of them on DeviantArt in your spare time.
-When reading comics about Org XIII, you laugh even if they're not entirely funny.
-You know which eye Xigbar doesn't have.
-You watch the KHIIFM and KHRE:CoM promotional video over and over and over and over...
-You know all the voice actors of the members from KH.
-You are either madly in love with Larxene, or scared to death of her.
-You think Marluxia is homosexual.
-You are confused as to how Demyx is described as a bad fighter when it took you at least five tries to defeat him.
-You are secretly trying to grow your hair out to look like one of the members.
-You write Organization XIII, NEVER Organization 13.
-At first you thought Xigbar was real ugly, then you thought he was annoying to defeat, then you thought he was the coolest member of them all.
-You refer to Xemnas' outfit in the final fight as his Zebra-suit.
-It is clear that there is only one female in the Organization and not one of the others look like girls at all.
-The background music to the Org boss fights are either 13th Struggle, 13 Dilemma, or Darkness of the Unknown.
-You know the real names of members 1-6 and 13.
-You are well aware of the name arrangement (anagramX)
-When playing KH2, you skip all the Disney scenes unless they have members in them.
-You shun people who have died to Luxord.
-You can say who said which catch phrase: dance water dance; clever little sneak; all shall be lost to you; and where's the fun in this?.
-You have made at least one fake Facebook profile honoring them.
-Under "religious beliefs" on Facebook, you have written "Nobodyism" at least once.
-You know which member shows up the least in the KH saga.
-You will go crazy if you hear "Got it memorized?" one more time.
-Despite the fact Saix and Xemnas only talk once, you see Saix as a suck up to Xemnas.
-You know the chance of Mickey resurrecting Sora when facing Xaldin.
-You know each member commands a certain nobody, and you know which one as well.
-You know your Nobody name and it's either your screen name or password.
-You look up movies and find good English voice actors for the members who don't already have VA's.
-Roxas from Org XIII is awesome, while Roxas from Twilight Town is a dork.
-You make Mii's of the members on your Wii.
-You know how much KHIIFM will cost if sold in America.
-You can name something else that I have yet to name.
-You buy Org XIII cloaks that are sold on EBay.
-Xemnas does NOT fight with lightsabers, they are Ethereal Blades.
-Vexen's really high pitched laugh on the GBA annoys the shit outta you.
-You know the way to defeat Lexaeus on the GBA without losing a single health bar.
-Rebirth isn't an Easter egg, it's the second half of Chain of Memories.
-You know Reverse all the titles of the members, I should have said this one earlier.
-You made a chart of which members interact with others, and you know which one wins...by far.
-In a Facebook group, you have made yourself an officer with the title of one of the members, even if the group has nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts.
-The Disney and Final Fantasy part of KH are just obstacles getting in the way of Organization XIII cutscenes.
-You have made sketches of them even if you're not good at drawing.
-You know their eye color and facial structures.
-You refuse to play KH1 again because you are aware there are no members in that game (unless it's Final Mix)
-You cross your fingers and toes that KHRE:CoM and KHIIFM don't follow the same path as KHFM.
-You still hope that one day KHFM will come stateside.
-You draw the nobody symbol on your jeans.
-You can draw the nobody symbol from memory.
-You have your parents memorize the basic info about Org XIII.
-You have your parents memorize the advanced information about Org XIII.
-You think the nobody symbol represents an anchor or an ass.
-You are upset by the how sexist the gamemakers are, the members are all guys!
-You wonder if they accepted another member, would they be Organization XIV?
-You question yourself as to whether their intentions are really all that bad.
-You know who a member is, even if he has his hood up and doesn't say anything.
-You notice that never in KH2 do they show members taking their hoods off in one shot, one shot shows them about to take it off and the second one shows them having it already off...
-You wonder what shampoo they use.
-You're curious how Xigbar's gun arrows work.
-You're not embarrassed as to how obsessed you are with them.
-You know the names of their strange weapons.
-When you think of pink, you think of...
-You made a chart of how their elements combine.
-You know that VexenAxel=Demyx. And you know why that is.
-You imitate their voices to make yourself feel powerful.
-You make sexual innuendo's out of their title names (e.g. I'd like to stick my key of destiny into your flurry of dancing flames).
-You think all of them are both ugly and hot at the same time.
-You know their names in Dramatic Hearts.
-You assume Demyx and Axel are friends even though Demyx interacts with no other member throughout the duration of the game.
-You're actually offended when people say the members don't have hearts.
-You think they are all better than...Chuck Norris.
-Ever since seeing the promo video you're determined to share Salty-sweet popsicles with all your friends
-You think DiZ is the villain.
-While facing the members as bosses, you intentionally let them whoop your ass, over and over.
-You take a Japanese language course just to understand what they're saying in the pv.
-In the cutscene in Hollow Bastion, you know who was taunting Sora. And for God's sake it wasn't Axel...
-Roxas is not the Key to Destiny
-You can pick out Demyx's laugh from the group in the first cut-scene at Hollow Bastion
-I'll be your best friend when I tell you where I have found a motherload of new Org XIII cutscenes-- they're sooo cool
-You cry when Axel died (pansy, just kidding)
-Silver, black with a white streak, black, blonde, brown, gray, blue, red, blonde, blonde, pink, blonde, and blonde: this of course are the colors of...
-Whenever you read a boring story you have to equate the characters in it with members just to stay interested
-You've seen the entire youtube video "tap that" and managed to say that it was somewhat funny


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Malady by Ziggy Pasta reviews
As tragedy plagues a young Cloud, he turns to Zack for a source of comfort and strength. As their relationship turns intimate, Cloud slowly develops a strange illness that may leave him broken and amnesic to the life he once shared with Zack. ZackXCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 417,282 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S.
More Confused Than Ever by destinyislandwanderer reviews
After an innocent kiss, Roxas is seduced into a complicated relationship with Axel that seems to bring nothing but confusion and heartbreak. As Roxas learns more about Axel's involvement at Castle Oblivion, he begins to wonder if his reckless and charismatic lover is really the person he imagined. 358/2 Days Canon. Roxas's POV.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Drabble Series by kurosora1984 reviews
Basically a giant dump of oneshots, all pairings. AkuRoku, RiSo, Zemyx, Cleon, and more! Some stories may be pure smut. Some may be pure fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 151 - Words: 233,868 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Your Daily Caffeine Fix by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
It all starts with Axel and Cloud working at the local coffee bar. Their boss is an ass and they get their fair share of nasty customers. Throw in a handful of new co-workers and a few gorgeous regulars and what do you get? — AkuRoku, Cleon, Zemyx, SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,522 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Axel, Roxas] [Riku, Sora]
The Unofficial Journal of Dean Winchester by Miss Comatose reviews
To complete his psychology assignment, Dean Winchester decides to explore anonymity and its affects on people's relationships. Dean creates a journal that goes around Lawrence High. Anyone can write in it and anything can be written in it. There are only four rules. 1) You can't lose it 2) You can't be stupid about it 3) You can't cross anything out 4) You can't use your real name.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,474 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Jo H.
Drabbles of the Heart by Star-Shaped-X reviews
xDarknessAngelx's 100 Themes of Various Couples Challenge: 350-word drabbles of ever-changing couples. Individual ratings for each drabble. No consecutive story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 4/16/2014
Gunmetal by Zeff N Company reviews
One is the finest agent of Organization XIII; the other is a Guardian, the power of the Griever in his veins. In a world where judgment comes in a gunfighter's bullets, they stand together on the blood-red path of their destiny. - Gradual LxC -
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 144,476 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
The Animatronic Rabbit by Aspen-Writer reviews
During a busy night at the pizzeria, a young shy girl overcomes her fear of reading out loud and it is all thanks to a certain purple rabbit. *COMPLETE!*
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2014
Lacrimosa by A.D. Williams reviews
In the aftermath of the events at Platinum Jail, it is Sei who returns home with Aoba. However, being raised as a lab rat has left Sei confused in certain matters concerning human connections. Aoba wants to teach him…and Sei is willing to learn.
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Aoba, Sei, Noiz - Complete
Selling My Flowers by mysteryAphrodite reviews
Eren Jaeger is an employee at Little Titan Flower Arrangements. However, after 4pm, he had another occupation. 'The back door of the shop was already opening. I heard the familiar chime when someone entered and the creak of the flooring. Footsteps. Spare change clanging. Muttering of low voices. I smelled the cigarette smoke.' *Will edit summary as story goes on.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A.
In Zack We Trust! by A.D. Williams reviews
Zack's biggest dream is to become a hero like his childhood idol. But when Sephiroth completely loses his mind and begins to have an identity crisis, Zack actually feels compelled to help the poor guy. Is there an easier answer than death and destruction?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,233 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Love is not Sight nor Sound by Cheer-The-Underdog-On reviews
Axel is deaf. Roxas is blind. It's a bit complicated, but who said love was easy? M Akuroku. Lemon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Better the Devil you Know by Casamyriln reviews
Your name is John Egbert, super awesome demon hunter kinda , and you currently have a sunglasses clad demon sitting on your couch eating fruit loops out of what you believe is a mixing bowl, and frankly your a bit unsure of what to do.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Dave S., John E.
In The Quiet Hours by Azzandra reviews
(Low Fantasy AU) John wants a friend, and Karkat needs a place to stay for the winter. On paper, it's a mutually beneficial relationship.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
LUCKY XIII by White Silver and Mercury reviews
You weren't supposed to be on a first-name basis with your regulars, even if they were your regulars. And you certainly weren't supposed to maybe fall in love with them, either. When Axel told him to put his hands down his pants, Roxas was fully prepared to pretend. But he didn't have to. - M - AkuRoku - for nijuuni/nijuukoo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku
Heaven's Forge by Flipspring reviews
Twelve trolls are recruited into into the Alternian Military Fleet where they'll receive a deadly mission: become the first invasion team on a beautiful blue planet not yet touched by trollkind. T: SNAFU, hemocism, quadrants, political cahoooooooots H: lols, funtimes, humidity, mysterious relics /Part 1 of Operation Invasion series/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,530 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John E., Karkat V.
Countdown by Hellfire Pheonix reviews
AU If a clock could count down to the very moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? Once the clock strikes zero, Axel and Roxas learn that their intended soul mates are most certainly not female and angrily rebel against their destiny, but can you really change something as definite as fate? AkuRoku SoRiku Zemyx Cleon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,956 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Axel, Roxas
The Sun Is But A Morning Star by Art Is Dead reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider and you already despise anything and everything about senior year.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
I Blame the Cat! by Corrosive Moon reviews
Riku was the strangest cat in many, many ways, mostly due to the fact that he wasn't entirely a cat. Not that Sora was aware of this. For copycat-capycot. RikuxSora. M for later chapters. No bestiality, I promise.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Riku, Sora
The Deaf Are King by No Holds reviews
Karkat runs for his life, fleeing from a world where his life is a crime, and finds a hidden shelter for mutants like himself. He finds comfort there, but begins to harbour doubts when an old friend resurfaces, and questions the rebellion the Signless's training shelter is planning. THIS IS OLD, AND WILL LIKELY STAY UNFINISHED. This fic isn't very good. you've been warned.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,358 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Would you dance with me on rooftops? Discontinued by Cerealters reviews
Dirk never believed that a deep friendship could turn into actual love, but life, and Jake, convinced him to think differently. And on top of all these confusing romance matters, a dashing stroke of fate is going to test both their friendship and nerves to the bitter end. What will they do? - Rated M for later chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Take My Breath Away by Kaida Daygona reviews
John finds himself in a new school where the only attention he gets is from bullies. After a particularly bad time with them, Jake finds him and befriends him. this is based on zeborah's drawings who can be found on tumblr of their highschool au
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - John E., Jake E.
Homestuck Song Compilation by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Full of fansongs written by yours truly! Contains Homestuck parodies, lyrics for already made Homestuck songs, raps and more! I'm open to requests, but most of them will be personal ideas unless otherwise specified. Rated T for curse words. Song 11: A Jade-ified version of "Coward Montblanc".
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012
A Scalemate to the Face by silverfire526 reviews
Karkat and Terezi have a pillow fight and end up falling asleep together in a pile of scalemates. They are completely adorable.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Terezi P., Karkat V. - Complete
What Your Schoolfeeding Never Told You About Culling by Azzandra reviews
Kankri's experience with Beforan "culling culture" leaves him a changed troll.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Kankri V. - Complete
Fluffbeast by squiddlesandsopor reviews
"Well, I don't quite see any reason not to." Kanaya said, looking up from the book she was reading. She smiled softly at Rose who was beaming back at her. "Wonderful. Shall we go now then?" Just a short fic to try out different pairings and get me in a writing mood again. Contains fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Die to Protect by melancholyMisfit reviews
Nepeta's thoughts as she watches Equius die and risks her own life. Possible spoilers!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Nepeta L., Equius Z. - Complete
blue and green, green and blue by Azzandra
About a disgraced alien empress, all the things she's lost and gained, and four children.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - The Condesce - Complete
Speeding Cars by Orihara Kanra reviews
"Are you crying?" Jake asked, his breath shallow. A smile bloomed on his face, despite the pain wracking his body. Dirk swallowed, trying to keep his already flowing tears at bay. "No, it's just raining, very hard." Jake smiled again. "Then don't let it rain for me." Character death, OOC, short, Sadstuck, may continue
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Cerulean Tears and Jade Blood by Nightshade498 reviews
"Of course, there is the one slave that kept invading your think pan more than is appropriate. Her tall and slender frame, luscious, yet short mane of dark tresses, kind eyes, fangs that barely poke out over plump black lips…" One-Shot, Sadstuck, T for language and mentions of sex.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, The Dolorosa - Complete
Asphyxia by jadebloods reviews
Every breath is an effort because of the way your heart is beating in your throat with the fear that this happy idiot will just keep talking until he very fucking literally passes out. That would be a hell of a way to go, off on some monologue tangent about things that are probably better left unsaid anyway, even if you were in a place where you can't choke on the air itself.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Hopeless Hearts by Art Is Dead reviews
Jake goes to visit Dirk in Texas for a month, only to be bombarded with drama and conflicting emotions. Rated M for future smut, language and drug/alcohol analogies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
The Vanitas Ads by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
To fund Kingdom Hearts III, Vanitas and the other characters sign up for a series of original takes on commercials, including Geico, State Farm, Snickers, Allstate, and more! Oh, the humanity! And now you know why Vanitas and gang don't do commercials...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,759 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Vanitas, Sora
In It For The Long Run by squiddlesandsopor reviews
"Hey Tavbro," you say softly, unwilling to disturb the calm darkness of the room. "Are we all up in this motherfucking thing for the long run?" In which Gamzee is anxious and Tavros reassures him. Also smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Adrenergia by jadebloods reviews
"Getting me to kiss you like that was some kind of caper, right?" He whispered, inches from your face. You could see dirt on his cheeks and smell the sweat coming up from under his shirt collar. Shit, you could count his fucking eyelashes right now if you wanted, because the adrenaline surge was reaching a new high, what with all that pressure on your throat.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Wayward by My Vantilene reviews
For the first time in her life, Terezi feels blind.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Stop by KiraCaseAgent reviews
Dirk and Roxy play a game of cat and dog. [Note: REALLY SHORT.]
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Blondes by Alphabet Pie reviews
Larxene and Naminé are stuck for cash in a crumbling house with a tenant who's even more broke than they are. The quickest fix? Marluxia, an enigmatic man with more money than he knows what to do with and gorgeous, bottomless eyes. All pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 100,614 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Marluxia, Vexen
Finger Paint by I My Me Mine reviews
When Meulin, the self-proclaimed shipper, finds some well-kept blood, what does she do? Asks her ex-matesprit to draw ships with her. Maybe someday you'll tell him you're still red for him. Maybe.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Meulin L., Kurloz M. - Complete
Please by samalambis reviews
Please let me end before I lose it all. Mituna Captor SPELLING ERRORS ARE THERE FOR A PURPOSE
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Mituna C. - Complete
Colors of the rainbow by Andian reviews
There is green. And yellow and blue and purple and everything is dripping on the floor. A puddle full of colors, mixing and mixing until they become a dirty brown.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Kankri V. - Complete
My Boy Builds Coffins by rinkaku reviews
It had been a little over a decade since the Kids had beaten Sburb and had returned to the bland normalcy of the lives they once had. Dave, however, still finds it utterly difficult to come to terms with one of the biggest losses he'd suffered during the game. AU; additional warnings inside.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
In Sickness by Kaida Daygona reviews
Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
It's Never Too Late To Say I Love You by Kaida Daygona reviews
This is a short work based on the recent update in Homestuck, Which is Caliborn: Enter. Sadstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Wanting to Drown by Casamyriln reviews
Its become like a chant to you by now, an endless cry of more. You repeat it like you're starving, saying it so many times it looses meaning. You cant help yourself. You want to drown and you're scared.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Karkat's Quadrants, In Anapestic Tetrameter by silverfire526 reviews
A lighthearted poem from John to Karkat. Mentions of pale Gamzee/Karkat, ashen Kanaya/Karkat/?, caliginous Dave/Karkat, flushed Terezi/Karkat, and non-quadrant John & Karkat.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Karkat: Experience Motherhood by laydee-jiraya reviews
Cute little one-shot drabble with Karkat and grubs.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
PoliceForcestuck: The Bookstore by Grimm Disease reviews
Officers Harley and Vantas must investigate a corpse in a bookstore that Rose works at. With no clues will they be able to find out what happened?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by byebyebyeybbeybyebybeyebyebybe reviews
As John watched his captors he couldn't help but swallow dryly. This would probably not end in his favor. AU, slash, Karkat/John, Some other stuff. M for language and future sexual content and whatnot. I don't even know what this is guys.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,956 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
The First Day of My Life by poetofhopeandsuch reviews
The apartment is full of excitement as a young man stands in his bedroom. This young man of the age or twenty-two stands in his room, full of nervous excitement, in the ways of shaky hands, a chatty mouth, and a racing heart. This boy in fact goes by the name of John Egbert and today is the day that he will be married.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Sunburnt by iPodInsanity reviews
Really, Dave just should have worn sunscreen to Disneyland yesterday. This is fluffy, but T because Dave swears.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
I'll follow you into the Dark by K0Y4NG33 reviews
" He'd figured his life would have flashed before his eyes like in the movies, or he could have at least made some sort of witty last remark; " Killing me won't bring back your god damn honey!". . Or something like that" Sadstuck, character death.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
A Prayer for the Devil by Casamyriln reviews
Your name is Dave Strider sex god— your title and job description. Well maybe not a sex god, more along the lines of a sex demon. But the life of a devil is unironically lonely and you don't know if you can deal with it anymore. Oneshot Parallel to my other story Better the Devil you Know from Daves POV. Can be read first or after but is best when read alongside the original story
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Arashi no Rakuen by Rosa Angelicus reviews
Generation to generation, he would be known as the boy of legend who sacrificed himself to spare his village from the Storm God's wrath. But no one would know what sort of mess he had been pulled into. *YAOI, AU, possible OOC, other surprises inside.* ON HIATUS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,171 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Just Another Love Story by kurosora1984 reviews
See there's THIS boy and there's THAT boy. There's borderline stalking and there's music and two people face-planting into love. Did you wanna read a summary or a story? Get going then. Zemyx for A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,966 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Smother by yesterdaysMagician reviews
You've been waiting in the dark for so long. Extinguish any light, silence every word, steal every breath that comes your way. Gamzee/Tavros. Rated M because I'm emotional over my ships.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Purr by Linnea7299 reviews
Karkat is your matesprit, and when Karkat purrs, you purr. Obligatory "trolls purr" drabble.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
In The Heat of The Night by Anaki Starsong reviews
Karkat is all hot and bothered and one man just isn't enough to sate him. KarkatxJohnxDave
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Karkat V., John E. - Complete
Lucky by PandaDoll1997 reviews
Terezi is sick with a cold, leaving her totally blind. Karkat x Terezi. Teen for Karkats' language. R&R please!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Little Pig Little Pig by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Once Upon a Time there lived three smexy little pigs, and a fangirlin' wolfie. Crack
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Great and Terrible Redglare by I.Write.Love reviews
Dave and John play pretend with their kids one snowy Washington day. Family!Dave/John. A request fic on Tumblr.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
I Can't Hear You by golgothasTerror reviews
Dave let a small smile play onto his lips as he watched the other, and made one more motion to touch John's bangs before taking his hand back. His eyes went from the iPod back to his friend, who was still only inches away. one-shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Mendokusei no Shitsuji Troublesome Butler by selena23loveless reviews
You can see how far Sebastian's passion for cats can go.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Et Tu by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, and you have lost everything. /Davesprite'centric. Oneshot.\
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Davesprite, Dave S. - Complete
The Residual Organization by Ninvampirate reviews
Thank you for using the Residual Organization, a company of bloodthirsty quick-witted individuals whose sole purpose is to rid you of your least favorite person! We'll gladly dispose of whoever makes your life Hell! All we ask for in return is your sanity
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Belonging by Sunriseonmymind reviews
The not-so-dramatic tale of a melodramatic teenager and his stalker. AkuRoku. Updated AGAIN! I know, right?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,293 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Roxas, Axel
The Mortician's Son by Corrosive Moon reviews
In the old mansion, there is a mortician's son who works tirelessly in his endless search for corpses. For mochiusagi. Mostly RikuSora with trace bits of other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,814 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Dark Secret by MidnightSchemer13 reviews
Something about Xion sparks curiosity in Sora, but one should always remember that curiosity killed the cat. Character death, creepy!Xion, and some possibly frightening descriptions. Enjoy! Might have a prequel/sequel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sora, Xion - Complete
The Baby Organization XIII by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
After number XIV reads a spell out loud, the members of Organization XIII turn younger! With even the Keyblade Master as a baby, and the older members as teenagers, will someone manage to turn them back? Or are they stuck as babies forever! On permanent hiatus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,644 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Xemnas, Xion - Complete
My Night by Changeling Fey reviews
Ven is the good kid, the one who makes the grade and never stays up too late. Terra is the opposite, the bad boy, the delinquent. But for the two of them, it's true what they say. Opposites really do attract. Rated for the future.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Terra, Ventus/Ven
Pyromania by Baccara reviews
Roxas just couldn t beat the heat. Warnings: Lime, Oral
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Horrorscopes by MidnightSchemer13 reviews
A day that starts out innocent enough may very well turn deadly… Most likely Oneshot! Rated for violence, tiny bit of language, and overall patheticness xD Dark Xion, if you have a microscope you can see a tinge of AkuRoku, but no yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Acrophobia by Broken Angel01 reviews
Funny how a friendly hand, or tail, can make all the difference in the world. Although...a not so subtle push from one Squall Leonhart never hurts either.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bartz K., Zidane T. - Complete
The Nonsense of Life by KaiserinAstraia reviews
Sometimes, after a life of big events, the little moments mean the most. Riku and Sora's crazy quirks and life together in a series of random oneshots. Riku/Sora, Axel/Roxas, Romance/Humor & Angst occasionally; Rated T for suggestive-ness and cursing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 86,990 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [Riku, Sora] [Axel, Roxas] - Complete
Watch Duty by Broken Angel01 reviews
All Cloud really wanted was a few moments alone with his thoughts. Who knew watch duty with Squall, of all people, would turn out to be so annoyingly loud...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Cloud S., Squall L. - Complete
Military Protocol by sadistic lunatic reviews
Rated for Kefka's crack. Something's going on between Squall and Lightning and it's driving Zidane mad. One-Shot
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Squall L., Lightning F. - Complete
Love is Blind by Lumeton reviews
The boy saw colours in the sound of a crackling fireplace, tasted feelings in cupcakes and marshmallows. Sora made Riku think that maybe he was actually the blind one, and not Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
DP Chance by AkumaStrife reviews
A Drabble Series in which anything and everything can and might happen. All characters and pairings. It's like your very own Dissidia kink meme/ CLOSED FOR NOW
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010
My Devious Little Brother by Ninvampirate reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have been inseparable since the day they were born and depended only on each other until the Host Club was created. A little crush on the devilish duo's "uke" shouldn't mess up their relationship, right? Oneshot, Twincest, M/M
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Nobody Special by A.D. Williams reviews
It should be no surprise that Light's become a Nobody. Now he's being forced to work for the Organization. In the meantime, L has his hands full solving the mystery of Light's missing heart...if he could figure out how to get off a certain island first!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,017 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
I Like a Boy in Uniform by Corrosive Moon reviews
When Roxas' strange, older brother comes to visit, Riku will never look at girl's uniforms the same again. For KHfujoshigirl98. SoraRiku and some AxelRoxas; M for later content.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
For The Love Of VAMPIRES! DISCONTINUED by PyromaniacVIIIXIII reviews
Axel Flynn, Sora Akega, and Demyx Rodurez all live in an apartment. Axel thought his life was screwed up with the disapperances happening but then his life gets mixed with a group of three vampires. Now he has to help them out. Fem.Roxas/Axel
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is by A.D. Williams reviews
Within the mundane routine of his day, Sebastian gets a disturbing visitor. For fun, and for the sake of maintaining his sanity, he imposes an impossible wager to Grell; train Pluto. Game, set, match!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Proves you wrong by Ivan Rossiyskaya Federatsiya reviews
Roxas never believed in anything out of the ordinary until his lover is killed, and weird things follow up his death. Rated M for later chapters and larxene's language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Axel, Roxas
NAMINE: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Naminé - Complete
What Friends Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
Some Sollux x Karkat smut. Rated M!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
The Devil by terra hotaru reviews
You are possessed by the devil. You are a beast who would prey on those who are weak. And you would rip and tear them apart with your blade as you would do so to me. AkuRoku. Violence, gore, sexual content, strong language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Kisses by AkumaStrife reviews
There are many kinds of people, many kinds of Valentine's Days, many kinds of love. But deep down they're all the same. /Happy Valentine's Day 2011/ .:Drabbles::Multiple Pairings:.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Axel's Pranks and Prejudice by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
that's right, YOU the reviewer decides! Axel's hosting a prank show, and he needs help! Send him a prank and it's recipient, and watch the fun! This is on permanent hiatus, no more chapters will be released.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,701 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Did you say Truth or Dare? by MrMissMrs Random reviews
This is your chance to humiliate and torture your favorite of least favorite KH characters! Oh! And also myself and OC! :D T for safety!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,008 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
He's Gone Away by NormaJean Beausoleil reviews
Plz read full A/N at beginning of 1st chapter. Ventus is kicked out of his home because he's "gay". He finds refuge with some college students: Aqua, Terra, Demyx, and Zexion. Beware of cursing, alcohol, drugs, and male-male romantic pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,201 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Terra - Complete
Scream My Name by Rocketship Romance reviews
"Honey, I bet you that you couldn't make me scream your name by 12:00 tomorrow, midday." - AxelRoxas/AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Mentor by Miss Sammi Potter reviews
Roxas is starting university, and the school has assigned him a red headed upperclassmen as a mentor for the first semester. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Roxas, Axel
RIKU: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Riku - Complete
Bottoms Up by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Sora and Roxas are feeling the strain of long nights with their boyfriends, so they decide they want to switch it up. How will Riku and Axel react? Threeshot. SoraRiku. RoxasAxel. Both Lemons now up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Black Roses by Bye Zexual reviews
Axel always saw Roxas. Roxas never saw Axel. So sure, if kidnapping him was the only way Axel was going to get his attention, he was going to do it. -GiftFic-For- His Last Walk and SinfulZee D It's a boyandboy thing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas
KAIRI: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Kairi - Complete
Every Day is a New Beginning by AkumaStrife reviews
Every day is a possibility, every meeting a chance, every look an opening. Cloud clings to this theory with everything he has left, hoping one day Leon will understand. AU /Happy 2011/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
The Rooms that Never Were by Sailorstar165 reviews
It's Roxas's first week in Organization XIII, and he just can't seem to find his own room. Some mild OoCness. Cowritten with Inuobsessed004.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Roxas - Complete
School Troubles by iloveyou8 reviews
Roxas doesn't like getting up so early for school; maybe Axel can tease him awake...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Beach Time by xRynnX reviews
After spending so much time cooped up at the castle, the Keyblade Master trio decide to take a beach vacation.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Terra - Complete
Of Angels and Demons by KitKatAlice reviews
Terra is sentenced to hell and is given a mission. Ven is an angel who has never met a demon. Rated M for language and later chapters. Not the best summary but I don't want to give anything away. Terra/Ven.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Terra, Ventus/Ven - Complete
Innuendo by spac3 m0nk3y reviews
Demyx hears some unlikely things coming from the bathroom one morning, and Zexion fears the worst. Rated M for sexual implications. Note: this isn't a lemon. You only think it is. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Airline That Never Was by AkumaStrife reviews
All they wanted was a normal Christmas vacation at home with their family, but apparently that was too much to ask. After all, they might not even make it to Destiny Islands. Moral of the story: don't travel during the holiday season.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Sora - Complete
The Wonderful World of Fan Service by QueenOfTheYaoi reviews
A big game of truth and dare! Every character that appears in kingdom hearts has agreed to do whatever the reviewers ask of them. Submit a deep, personal question or a retardedly hilarious dare and watch the magic happen. :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Wonderful Christmas Time by AkumaStrife reviews
A Christmas present for smilebot: "You can be the reindeer to my Santa," purred a very drunk Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
XION: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Xion - Complete
Into by MangoPirate reviews
Axel and Roxas share a moment in the woods. RokuAku drabble fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Am I Insane? by Alyse DarkWood reviews
Roxas,suffering from personality disorder, is new to the Asylum. He meets a masochistic/pyro redhead, an anger-problematic Riku, a depressed cutting doctor and more! Rated M for lanuage/themes/ect... AkuRoku,Zemyx,SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Uncle Cid's Story Corner by AkumaStrife reviews
Apparently Sora and the others weren't aware of how history went down, or even what this holiday is all about. It's a good thing Cid's there to set them straight on what really happened that fateful first Thanksgiving.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Cid H., Roxas - Complete
The Best Part of the Job by skorvid reviews
EXTENDED EDITION! The best part of Roxas's job is when he spends an hour cleaning the bathrooms and Axel stops by to help dirty them up again. AU. AkuRoku. SMUTTY LEMONY ONESHOT!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Love Bites by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
-beautiful- you taste like wonderful, i taste like fire and sulfur -akuroku au- come play with me sweetheart, come play with me -blood with kisses-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Don't Bite Back by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
they BiteBiteBite but if you latch on tight until your angel -bloodsplattered and desperate- come's crashing on through, maybe you might live forever
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
What? by Nobody-Somebody reviews
Roxas isn't spending as much time with Axel as he used to. Does he not like Axel anymore? Well, Axel is determined to find out. Aku/Roku, Riku/Sora, Zemyx, Marluxia/Larxene, Xigbar/Luxord... M for mentions of sex. And sex toys... Mostly crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sex Ed by MrMissMrs Random reviews
HIYAS! First Kingdom Hearts story, hope you enjoy ! Oh yeah, Yaoi, Akuroku, Soriku, Zemyx, and more, so don't read if ya don't like! Rated T for safety!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Improper Fraction by Kiramizu reviews
Roxas is sick and tired of Axel always dominating him and what the hell does algebra have to do with their relationship? Roxas topping Axel. Micro mentions of TerraVen,RiSo and Zemyx! If you hate math or enjoy sarcasm, enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
ROXAS and VENTUS: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Roxas, Ventus/Ven - Complete
This Hardest Winter by Alphabet Pie reviews
Happy 411 Day 4.11.10! Vexen teaches Marluxia a lesson about ice and flowers' susceptibility to such. Lemon. 411. Rushed, apologies for the poor quality.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
An Innocent Question by QueenOfTheYaoi reviews
Sora asks Leon a very...interesting question. Leon, having no idea how to answer, goes to Cloud to help explain. Cleon, Soriku, mentions of yaoi, a very confused Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Show Stopper by Feed Meh Bacon reviews
Roxas and Axel brake up. Roxas is devastated and would do anything to get back together with Axel. How did things get so complicated? oh, right. Yuffie. An Akuroku fic. :P
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Unexpected Changes by Arethene Darkwound reviews
While Xemnas is out on business, Demyx smashes the Orb of Essences, causing everyone in the castle to switch bodies, and hilarity ensues! Larxene gives Marluxia a crew cut, Lexaeus gets lost in Xigbar's bedroom, and Luxord remains EXACTLY THE SAME! R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Halloween Temptations by QueenOfTheYaoi reviews
Aerith and Yuffie want to have a Halloween Party! And they have costumes for everyone...in pairs. When Leon refuses to go, and then reluctantly decides to try on his costume, he finds something odd when he leaves the changing room. Cleon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Love Bites by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot: None of this would have happened if Cloud hadn't stupidly passed out drunk in Halloween Town. Now Leon has to deal with a horny vampire after his blood and try not to lose his sanity. And who ever heard of being allergic to vampire bites? C/L
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
LARXENE: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Larxene - Complete
Highwind Auto Repair by AkumaStrife reviews
What happens in the garage doesn't really stay in the garage. Because honestly, everyone knows Cloud isn't exactly talking about motorcycles anymore when he growls at Leon to 'Shut up and just ride' /AU/another smutty gift fic for smilebot/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Mother by Spicies reviews
What's there to say? They were on the bed, she was at the doorway. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
luckyTHIRTEEN by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
-Akuroku au- Thirteen is nothing and nobody, unlucky or no, he coats himself in the blood of the prey to keep himself alive. He's alone, but he's not lonely. And then... 'Axel', the nobody with a name -warnings inside-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Don't Let Go by SnowWolf33 reviews
Ventus and his family moved to a new town. The only friend he has is Aqua while his brothers have none. Things take a turn for the worse when Ven meets Terra and his gang. As well as Ven's past comes bac to stalk him.Ven/Terra,AkuRoku and Cleon.R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,972 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Terra
Flavor of Love by greenikat89 reviews
Cloud hated working on Mondays at AVALANCHE ice cream. No one ever came in and Zack always sang along to the latest pop tunes in the back. But then the love of Cloud's life walks in and all is right with the world. Too bad he didn't get the brunet's name.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Idiosyncrasies of Kingdom Hearts by A.D. Williams reviews
Let's be honest, KH, at one point or another, has made you do the 'WTH' look, right? Ever wondered how this or that was possible? Well, we'll leave it to the characters themselves to explain, since they'd know better than us!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,801 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Complete
To Hell With the Handsome Ones by Xidori-chan reviews
Roxas is a poor orphan. Axel is the Prince of Twilight Town. When Roxas is brought to the castle as a maid he turns the castle upside down; but Roxas still has a long way to go and things about his past o discover. Will be Yaoi, no OCs and future lemons.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,171 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Axel, Roxas
An Email for Axel by terra hotaru reviews
Axel, I miss your tremendously, how are you doing? AkuRoku. Drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Switch by A.D. Williams reviews
So Axel thinks there's nothing to it to making Demyx happy. And Xigbar, going out on a challenge, thinks that Roxas is one-demensional in personality and should also be a breeze to handle. Humor fic written for AkuDemy day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Little Red Notecards by Nibzo reviews
Late Dexion Day One-Shot. Demyx is trying to impress Zexion with romantic literature quotes on little red notecards. If only Zexion would fall for that garbage...or will he? PWP, Seme-Demyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Therapy by kellegirl reviews
Axel's a pyro and gets a court order to go to therapy. And who might his doctor be? Why Roxas of course! Yaoi, double lemon, Akuroku main, side pairings RikuSora, Zemyx, SephirothCloud. ADOPTED by StrangeSisters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,076 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Corrupted by kellegirl reviews
Axel and Riku are drawn to the innocence they see in Roxas and Sora, and will do anything to corrupt it. But are the twins as innocent as they seem, who will end up being corrupted? Vampfic, dark, violence, death, torture, possible rape. UNDER REVISION
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,308 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Cloud's Notebook by Shiima reviews
Hight School AU Cloud is always scribbling in that damn book which he won't reveal the content of for anyone. Especially not to his best friend, Squall. Not even when his silver-haired rival finds out his secret and starts harassing him. Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Becoming Somebodies by SesshyLover-cha reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS CHECK CHAPTER 4 FOR DETAILS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Vexen, Demyx - Complete
PPA by BeeCityz reviews
Trust me. I'm a doctor. - AkuRoku, lime, lemon, a touch of creepiness on Axel's part, a little bit of fluff. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Alejandro Parody: Akuseru by A.D. Williams reviews
Do you find Akuroku wrong beyond all reason? Yeah, Roxas does as well and it's time he tells 'Akuseru' so. Parody of 'Alejandro' by Lady Gaga.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
MARLUXIA: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Marluxia - Complete
Gratuity by AkumaStrife reviews
They give and they take /smut for smilebot/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Personal Victory by AkumaStrife reviews
Yuffie really likes long flights /just a little bit of crack for smilebot :D/
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Yuffie K. - Complete
High School Tutor by NormaJean Beausoleil reviews
Axel, a high school senior, gets out of detention if he tutors a freshman for free for four months. Roxas is failing in math. You see where this is going.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
HST: Epilogue by NormaJean Beausoleil reviews
The lemony goodness for High School Tutor. There's no real plot here, so reading HST without this addendum is fine.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Marluxia's Dating Advice by A.D. Williams reviews
So Marly thinks he's figured out everything that needs to be known about dating and would like to share his findings with us. That's fine. Except...Marluxia actually can't seem to follow his own tips!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Colors by Ninja-band-aid reviews
She's been so alone for so long. It's all his fault. But that doesn't change the fact that he's the only one around. Marluxia x Namine, one-sided Axel x Namine, implied Marluxia x Larxene. Intense.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,725 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naminé, Marluxia - Complete
Not Your Average AkuRoku by NormaJean Beausoleil reviews
In honor of AkuRoku day 2010: a twist on the normal roles of Axel and Roxas. Don't worry, Axel is still seme...eventually. Inspiration for Roxas? OHSHC's Hani. Intrigued? Please read and review. Rated M for cursing, violence, domestic violence and lemon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Delicious Apple Juice by terra hotaru reviews
Roxas found out that he had the ability to turn someone a vampire and that biology is a lie. All because of... his Apple Juice. For CandyGod. AkuRoku. Crack.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Zemyx Time by edwardsgirl16 reviews
Xemnas finally let Demyx make his own show. With Zexion as his helper, madness ensues. Will be updated weekly if liked. Rated T for slight sexual situations, some swearing, and other random things. Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,780 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Demyx, Zexion
Saix the lap dog by Ivan Rossiyskaya Federatsiya reviews
PURE CRACK warnings inside, no summary for you.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
It's The End Of The World As We Know It by YourConscience813 reviews
A mystery that needs to be solved, humor in misfortune, unlikely allies, and a little adventure on the side. All this leading up to the world's demise? Since when? What has the certain red head done this time? Is it even him? Please Read and Review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Axel
Pieces by terra hotaru reviews
You two love each other so much, right? Why don't I help?... Just one piece of you here. And one piece of him there. Insert it and you two are one. Thank you for breaking me into million little pieces. AkuRoku. Gore. Lemon. Blood. Inspired by Inuzuka.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Devil Has Silver Hair and Turquoise Eyes by Corrosive Moon reviews
It was supposed to be simple: pose as Roxas to get him through his Home Ec. Class. Sora never expected for that one day could lead to all this… Mostly RikuxSora and some AkuRoku. DISCONTINUED.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Riku, Sora
The Placebo Effect by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
At the moment, I can say thisand only thisabout Axel: I hate that little bastard. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dissidia Academy by Flying-Teacups reviews
When Chaos institute and Cosmos high merge and are forced to create a school festival together, what could possibly go wrong? Warnings: Shounen ai and cross-dressing eg Miss cloud & Lady Squall, Bad summery never mind eh? Pure Crack!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Terra B., Squall L. - Complete
LUXORD: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Luxord - Complete
Teacher Teacher by XIIIAnonymous reviews
In which Axel is a descriptive writer. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Special Delivery by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Cloud has to deliever a parcel off to his lover's office and is dreading what will happen once he goes in there. Will he be able to escape without incident? Squall/Cloud. Mentions of other pairings, Lemon, ONESHOT. For Pahoyhoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
sweet talk 101 by tenshiplz reviews
Mute blonde boy meets redheaded boy. Redheaded boy hates blonde boy. Redheaded boy starts hearing voices and having weird dreams. Mute blonde boy and redheaded boy fall in love. The afterlife. akuroku. soriku. zemyx. done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,836 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
With Enough Syrup to Drown a Toddler by Ellipsis the Great reviews
"Enough syrup…to drown a toddler." "…I've never actually TRIED. Although I've been tempted a few times when Olette's nephew—no, wait. I'm pissed off at you. Go screw yourself." Seiner. Commission fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
DEMYX: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Demyx - Complete
The Oak Tree by shame-archive-2k17 reviews
Of foul-mouthed blondes, disgruntled redheads, an oak tree and polka-dot boxers. AkuRoku. Rated M for ridiculous insults and swearing abound.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Relief by AcceberRider reviews
Zexion has been with his boyfriend for two months, but has yet to be impressed. Demyx, being so stressed all the time, has lost sight of the true fun in a relationship. Zexion plans to change this one way or another... CONTAIS YOAI. LEMON. ZEMYX.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Organization XIII and a crazy fan girl by GLaDOSondrugs reviews
A crazy Fangirl gets into Castle Oblivion. She pesters the Organization and they try to get her to leave. But she won't leave until the Organization is what it should be. Full of loving couples. AkuRoku is the main pairing but there's other pairings too
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The List by X hearts Ili X reviews
“So… you’re going to write a story with these things in it?” Axel asked, taking a swing in the dark. Roxas looked at him strangely; he thought it made perfect sense. “This,” he said “Is a list of things we have to do once the baby is born." Akuroku yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Zexion Discovers Social Networking by A.D. Williams reviews
It starts with a simple friend request that always ends up being so much more. Zexion is new to social networking and as he browses around, he finds that maybe there's more to this Organization than what meets the eye...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zexion - Complete
Forever Permanent by AliceStrangely reviews
Cloud's been begging Leon for years to go through with it, all it took was some bourbon and sweet talk. Sucky summary CxL yaoi 2 part saga!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Waking up by Aleanid reviews
Series of oneshots about the twins waking up in the morning. Twincest, HikaKao moments
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
One Hundred and Four by owlpostagain reviews
One Hundred and Four, or Eight by Thirteen, in Twenty One. Twenty One worlds in which Axel finds Roxas. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
AXEL: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Axel
Be Careful What You Wish For by MegaKiraraLover reviews
ONESHOT. Inspired by a comic. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." OneSided?MarlVex Fluff-ish
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - [Marluxia, Vexen] - Complete
The Final Upgrade by BoxOfScraps reviews
The Upgrade Is Final!
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Fifteen Song Parody: Roxas' Story by A.D. Williams reviews
A non-Organization XIII Roxas would like to tell us what being fifteen has been like for him, from new schools, to friends and to love. This is still a comical parody! Based off of Taylor Swift's song 'Fifteen'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Monsters by MrMissMrs Random reviews
It's not natural. These things shouldn't even exist! But they did, and he was in love with one of them. This is no Twilight. Soriku main.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sora, Riku
Ash STILL can't use Electrical Appliances by MrMissMrs Random reviews
Mother's Day one-shot. Enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Delia K./Hanako - Complete
Yield by Tess Faulkner reviews
It probably had something to do with the way Squall could manage to be so very quiet and cold, yet still somehow manage to be a defiant pain in the ass." Cleon Kink Meme, Cloud/Squall, yaoi, light bondage, belt abuse. Oh, and "porn" needs a genre
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Squall L. - Complete
Perfection by Himitsu Miko reviews
They say nobody's perfect. So would he be nobody? or is he an exception? either way, Demyx doesn't really care. Zemyx! Don't like? well then, don't waste your time of day in reading it! this is valuable living time! you only have so much!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,147 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Demyx, Zexion
Without You by terra hotaru reviews
Everything's ok... Everything will be alright. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Always find a way by XxDailyDreamxX reviews
Zexion is a schizophrenic in a mental asylum. His roommate and best friend? Demyx, who has bipolar disorder. With these two, a pyromaniac, a blonde with multiple personality disorder, and many other patients... What could go wrong? A.U., Yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Demyx, Zexion
SAIX and SAIX PUPPY: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Saïx - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by A.D. Williams reviews
She was only supposed to be a replica, only an experiment. But to him, she became so much more... A short story about the father/daughter bond of Vexen and Xion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vexen, Xion - Complete
Do Not Leave Your Lawyers Unattended by Fly and Crow reviews
If there was a more awkward way for a novice defense attorney to remember his first case, this was it: “Do you need to swear him in?” “I see no need at all,” Leonhart replied, fingers lingering for a moment longer. “He seems honest enough.” CLC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Frozen Pride by A.D. Williams reviews
Vexen would NEVER be caught doing that! Or...would he? A comical VexMar one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Repayment by Shadow of Intent reviews
What happens when Demyx gets badly injured on a mission and Zexion thinks its all his fault? Read and find out!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
I Write Sins, Not Tragedies by Midori Akita reviews
What happens when Axel busts in on Roxas' wedding?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fan Fiction by AcceberRider reviews
Marluxia is an aspiring romance author of a masterpiece fan fiction in the making, so why can't he get any reviews and who is the mysterious author who has over 40 chapters and more then 500 reviews? Slight MarVex mature themes potty mouth language
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Marluxia - Complete
ZEXION: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Zexion - Complete
The unexpected egg by MrMissMrs Random reviews
Akuroku- Pokemonized. Enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Ways to make the Organization Kill you by DarkWolfXIII reviews
yeah yeah, I know heaps of people have already done this, but what the hell, eh? ways to make each member of Organization XIII want to murder you. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010
Stereotypes and Misconceptions by Alphabet Pie reviews
The notoriously homophobic Larxene accidentally moves in with a gay couple and drama ensues. Not quite lemon... more like lemon juice. Larxene, Naminé, Vexen and Marluxia. 411.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
The Cat and the Canary by Azurela reviews
Why do I feel like a canary about to be swallowed by a cat?" Roxas asked. That smirk turned into a Cheshire grin and the blond swallowed hard. Axel- who indeed looked very much like a cat that had just found a new toy to play with- cocked his head to
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Pregnancy That Never Should Have Been by X hearts Ili X reviews
On a ordinary day in the World That Never Was, suddenly something is ...not so ordinary. “Axel we need to talk” Roxas said, his hands pressed to his stomach. Akuroku. M-Preg.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
LEXAEUS: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Lexaeus - Complete
Remember This by JansenFriedh827 reviews
Lea and Isa, sharing their last moments before losing their hearts, can only say to each other, "You better remember me!" Sad Isa/Lea Friendship fic, no pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Lea, Isa - Complete
Mine by itachi234 reviews
why can't riku get any? because the red dragon kairi is the biggest cock block in existence! come for the kairi bashing, stay for the yaoi. its better than it sounds, i swear :P enjoy! :D first KH fic yay :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
VEXEN: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Vexen - Complete
Nook's Secrets by SakuKiba reviews
WW Two of Nook's darkest secrets squished into a midget of a one-shot! RandR plz!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
Xemnas on Powerthirst by DarkWolfXIII reviews
After having a brilliant idea, Axel and Roxas spike Xemnas's drink. Little did they know Xemnas and energy drink just dont mix. OOC-ness especially for xemnas And slight swearing. 400 BABIES!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
XALDIN Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Xaldin - Complete
Status Effect by Zeff N Company reviews
FtSKM: Cloud looked genuinely concerned as he kept pumping, trying to push air through those still lungs. Nothing seemed to be working. Even though Squall was still warm to the touch, he just wasn’t breathing at all. Implied 7x8
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
XIGBAR: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Xigbar
Nobody of Spirit by Dlbn reviews
There are only a few days left before Zexion and the others have to go to Castle Oblivion. Zexion wants to make his last few days with Demyx special. Warning: Graphic scene. Warning beforehand.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Axel, Zexion, Demyx - Complete
XEMNAS: Maintenance Guide and Manual by A.D. Williams reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Xemnas
Vampires' Princess by terra hotaru reviews
One who has given up in humanity made his way through the Dark Castle. In the castle, he was turned into one of them. But he had another plan in his mind… Dark AkuRoku. Vampire fic. Crossdressing Roxas. Yaoi. Lemon. Blood. Torture.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Wasp's Nest by XIIIAnonymous reviews
Just another day on the island. Featuring LittleKid!Sora and LittleKid!Riku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Hot by Moondalian reviews
AU: When Roxas is left home alone because his parents are away for the weekend, he thinks he has it made. Sadly, his mother’s paranoia drives her to get a babysitter for him. Enter Axel, the unwanted and yet irresistible babysitter. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Combien ça coûte by x-Lilou-chan-x reviews
Suite qui a mis le temps a venir 8"D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Camera Doesn't Lie by Corrosive Moon reviews
Sora and Riku are both models that have been thrown together in a photoshoot. Sora: sweet, innocent, shy. Riku: hot, sexy, not afraid to chase what he wants. Mostly RikuXSora, but there are RoxasXAxel, and SephirothXCloud pairings too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,452 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
A Miss Would Be Devastating by rebel Ed18 reviews
After years of marriage between Cloud and Leon, Cloud still has one last burden to take care of before he can be happy forever. The song I used for this sonfic was Cherish by Ai Otsuka. ANGSTY AND YAOI C:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Marluxia's Evil Plans! by Turn Back Now reviews
Marluxia's evil plans to take over the organization! :D Oh joyz! Written on Sugar/Marluxia-Cosplay high X3 Please don't kill me. Please read?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Marluxia - Complete
Theory by Alphabet Pie reviews
Vexen ponders the existence of Nobodies. Largely meaningless drabble. 411.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Give it to me! by GLaDOSondrugs reviews
Imagine you happened to hear a very odd conversation between Roxas and Axel... What do you think they're talking about? And what do you do?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
This is Halloween by Azurela reviews
Roxas has a mission in Halloween Town on Halloween. Axel is to accompany him; much to his dismay since he finds the red-head to be overly annoying. Unbeknownst to them, the town’s deserted save for Dr. Finklestein who happens across them with bad intent..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Afterstory by Alphabet Pie reviews
A little something coming out of my dusty hard drive for 4.11.09. More or less an Ikea lemon. Marluxia and Vexen argue amongst... other things. Happy 411 Day! :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Axel's Confessions song parody by A.D. Williams reviews
In a guilt-trip, Axel confesses to a crime...or two...or twenty...that he's committed at Roxas' sake. They say the truth can set you free, but perhaps Axel took that too literally! Parody of Usher's Confessions part 2.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Perfect by Alphabet Pie reviews
Vexen wakes up after a very drunken party in bed with a certain Marluxia, not to remember a thing... Of course Marluxia is sex on legs; but maybe a little more literally than Vexen may have liked. Kind of perverted, although if doesn't contain actual sex.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
No Heels by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Karma is a yaoi fangirl. Serious Face. -boy love, au, humor?- Roller Blades love, and Jaffa doth love the love 3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The Axel Effect by A.D. Williams reviews
As an assassin-turned-errand boy, Axel finds himself sent out on what should've been a simple shopping trip. But after spraying an ordinary body spray on himself, he soon sees that it causes dire effects on people. Like...wanting to shag his brains out?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Axel - Complete
Inspection Day by WonderlandSyndrome reviews
A drink-fuelled night-in brings good times. It's the morning-after which totally sucks. - Oblivion Nobodies one-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Axel, Marluxia - Complete
Kiss and Kill by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — "Touch me and die."
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Squall L., Zidane T. - Complete
Battle Royale by Dance Of Flame reviews
The Organization is back. A whole new journey begins for Sora and his friends. In the Organization, Roxas is now a spy, trying to figure out what's going on. And who is the little girl that Xemnas seems to respect? DISCLAIMER:I DON'T OWN KH OR CHARACTERS!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sora, Roxas
Whispers in the Dark by ladyChikara reviews
Demyx has a hot and heavy dream. Zemyx, yaoi, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
All that Glitters by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
-BL- Some were made for Bronze -seiner- some were made for silver -akuroku- and some were made for gold -soriku- but some like it best, when you get all three... summary isn't the best -fluffy stuff-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Insanity by Suicidal Muffin-chan reviews
Cloud's a certifiable nutcase. Leon's the local asylum's psychiatrist. Sessions are always interesting, but maybe Cloud isn't as crazy as everyone thinks...? Cleon, lemon, etc. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
U Plus I Equals 69 by his last walk reviews
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them." Seriously, where the hell does Hayner get these incredibly cheesy pickup lines? But good thing Seifer always has some sort of comeback for them. Usually. Most of the time. Seiner, Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
Kingdom Hearts In France by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
What if the Kingdom Hearts characters came to Paris? Let's find out!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 47,648 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Nervous by impossiblyimpossible reviews
Axel and Roxas play a game of Nervous....
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team Rocket by Rocket Wolf reviews
One day, Meowth is selected for a mission in a world he has never even heard about. Next thing he knows, he, Jessie and James are all in the world of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon! Will they be able to band together and save this world? on hiatus x x
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,087 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Meowth/Nyarth
Akuroku Drabbles by Azurela reviews
Axel and Roxas start dating but what happens when the blonde ends up ingoring Axel too much? Unrelated chapters of Akuroku fluff… Don't like it? Don't read it. Everyone else? Enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Love Story by Izzy-Lawliet reviews
Birthday-fic, and Song-fic. They were friends from the start. From the first glare. Happy 21 b-day Sam!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Tales of Insomnia by kellegirl reviews
Axel can't sleep and doesn't think that Roxas should either. Then Demyx bugs Zexion in the library. Really just a pure lemon. Yaoi, lemon,Akuroku, Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Puppy Chow by kellegirl reviews
Now that Zack is back, it's time for him and Sephiroth to start a life together. Sequel to Kitty Games and Ferral. Read those first.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Zack F., Sephiroth
Poker Face by Izzy-Lawliet reviews
Song-fic. This is the third in my song-fic series. Sora goes only to support Roxas, how was it his fault that the grinding of the blonde’s hips and his facial expressions were going to turn him on to no end.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Laundry Day by skorvid reviews
Roxas hated laundry day. Perhaps Axel can change his mind? AkuRoku. Lemon. Yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Ferral by kellegirl reviews
Yuffie made a big mistake when she said that spell around Sephiroth, now he has to deal with even more cat features. Sequel to Kitty Games, probably best to read that first. M for later chapters.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
ITT: Another Form by That's SQUALL reviews
And lo, Square took pity upon Its characters, and It said, "Let there be laundromats!"
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Lala by Izzy-Lawliet reviews
Song-fic. Sequel to Love Game. Leon finally takes Cloud back to his place.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
This Time, It's Personal by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
Understandably, Roxas was never into love-hate relationships. With Axel, he reckoned he made a damn huge exception. /Not your typical Valentine's Day AkuRoku./
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Butterfly Dreams, Always by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
Oblivion gave people the chance to conceive veiled fantasies. Among other things. /RikuSora, AkuRoku, Maruminé. Set just before CoM./
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naminé
Love Game by Izzy-Lawliet reviews
Song-fic. Leon takes a night out, dances with the guy that he always dances with, but what if he wants to take a chance and do more? Love Game by Lady GaGa. Slightly edited since posted.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Strawberry Pocky by Skitts reviews
Once upon there were two very beautiful maidens called Selphie and Yuffie - so it could be considered very unfortunate for Axel and Roxas that they were also yaoi fangirls. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Selphie T., Yuffie K.
Violating Reality by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
They had no hearts to be broken. Maybe that’s why both of them had no problems breaking everything else. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Day Moe Lost His Keys by Jenn the Cat reviews
In the small forest town of Golden, the resident lazy cat , Moe, lost his keys and it's up to his greedy human friend, Jen, to help him find them. Based on a true City Folk story. One-shot.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Kitty Games by kellegirl reviews
Yuffie should really leave Merlin's books alone, bad things happen to Cloud and Leon when she doesn't. Complete and utter crack. Rated for reference to sexual activity.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Madness of Angels by Amarissia reviews
SOLDIER cadet Zack Fair's apprenticeship to Angeal Hewley draws him into the secrets of ShinRa, a series of bizarre murders, and new feelings of his own that will have to be confronted. Crisis Core and before, the angsty, yaoi way. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,817 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Lights Out: Freak Out by Aleanid reviews
Dialogue challenge on SHINE. Hikaru and Kaoru get caught in a power outtage. Minor twincest. Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Squall Leonhart in 'The Worst Weekend of All Time' by sapereaude13 reviews
It's bad news for Squall when he's forced to attend a leadership seminar in Esthar against his will. Cringe at Squall's social ineptitude as he deals with motivational speakers, seminar attendees, his teasing girlfriend, and a Presidential roommate.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Squall L., Laguna L. - Complete
Over the Cracks by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
So how did we get here and how does this end, I wonder? /AxelRoxas one-shot. Gift fic for Leigh./
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Math Homework and Jealousy by Aleanid reviews
Kaoru calls Kyouya for help on his math homework and Hikaru isn't very happy about it. Having always been the jealous type, Hikaru is desperate to get his brother's attention back. And that's just what he does. Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Passing Notes by Aleanid reviews
The twins are passing notes in class. What do those notes contain and why is it better that others don't find out? HikaKao- twincest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Asphyxiation by Insanecat6 reviews
One-shot for Akuroku Day! Axel confuses Roxas, so, he decides to find out why. Better than summary. Rated to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Shy Spy by kurosora1984 reviews
Not all perverted spies watching you change at night are unwelcome.... AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2008
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Crimson and Clover by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
A collection of fifty drabbles for the Mashed Potatoes universe covering random events that occur before, during and after ‘Mashed Potatoes and Family Reunions’ and ‘Lengthy Drives and Stupid People’. AKUROKU, other pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Stilled in Happiness by Insanity is Happiness reviews
Laguna's final moments with the one he has found and lost. From Laguna's POV. Please R&R my first fic nicely. Not slash! PLEASE read warning inside!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Squall L., Laguna L. - Complete
No One Would Miss Me by Melodious Authoress reviews
So your mind is made up then?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
This End of Winter by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
And I will watch your brilliant sapphire eyes in unhidden cruelty and ecstasy as they slip shut. Forever.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sora, Axel - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by T Rocket reviews
After one late night drunken encounter that really shouldn't have been, IV and XI find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Could this lead to the revival of their lost hearts?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Vexen, Marluxia
Like A Dance by Amarissia reviews
A five-part series. A terrible trauma alters Zack Fair's life forever, and shakes the bond of trust he shares with his mentor. Rated serious M.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,984 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Sweet Solitaire Secrets by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
And in the end, they didn't even touch the six bottles of vodka. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Lengthy Drives and Stupid People by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
Roxas didn't know if he could start all over again from scratch. Not when he knew everything and they knew nothing. AKUROKU. The requested companion fic to Mashed Potatoes and Family Reunions. /BONUS CHAPTER ADDED./
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,796 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Mashed Potatoes and Family Reunions by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
Axel got more than he bargained for when he was told to stay over at his best friend Sora’s house for the weekend. Just how the hell was he supposed to know that the kid was having a huge family reunion dinner on Saturday night? AKUROKU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Alcohol by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
Well, intoxication seemed like a good place to start. Axel/Roxas.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Roxas, Axel
Welcome to the Real World by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
She granted him this one final request, even though she knew that she was just building his desired sandcastles in the asphyxiating air. Implied AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Axel, Naminé - Complete
From the Desk of Mr Resetti by Hypo Prower reviews
Between Anger Managment Classes, putting up with Abby and tunneling all over the world, Resetti scarcely has any time for himself. Here's what he does in his freetime.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Pyrophobia by Rosa Angelicus reviews
For ONiONLADi777. There is one thing Roxas is afraid of. Unfortunately, Axel loves it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Yuna's Story by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
3 drabbles on Yuna's life [slight spoilerage for those who havent finished ffx]
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Yuna, Tidus - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Hot Crimson Passion reviews
Can a chance encounter during a power outage really impact your life that much? SxS, Yaoi
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,293 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
Riku's Home Video by ladyChikara reviews
Riku wants Sora and tries to video tape it... Does he succeed? Written after watching a video on Youtube Yaoi RxS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
IRS Giveth, IRS Taketh Away by A.D. Williams reviews
Naraku has found another way to annoy the cast of Inuyasha. Working for the IRS! How do the other's respond to his switch of occupations? But of course, they're ticked!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naraku - Complete
Boys To Women by A.D. Williams reviews
Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru are transformed into women in an attempt to make them appreciate the female species more. Will it work?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Yawn and Stuff by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
This is Jaffa staying awake to long. Insanity Ahoy! Cloud is swayed by Vincents peer pressude. Tiffie forms...yeah. Night Guys. Yaoi here too.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
doodadooda by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
Seifer has a secret hehehe... [yaoi, light angst, het ahhhh, and sap of course]
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Seifer A., Zell D. - Complete
Dress by im retired sorry reviews
Tangy corrects Rowan on a very important matter. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Phyllis, Your Time is Up by nicoli-boli reviews
When Phyllis decides not to mail a certain letter, one townsperson will rebel...with a bug net! Supposed to be hysterically funny, but I don't know : oneshot
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
The Diary of Mr Resetti by LM Simpson reviews
Believe it or not, everyone's favorite irate mole keeps a diary. So what's inside it? Come in and see! Very loosely based on my AC town.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
The Day Resetti Went Crazy by Raventhedarkgoddess reviews
Resetti goes crazy when the game is reset too many times, as we all knew would happen. First and probably last Animal Crossing fic. One shot. Please RR.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words reviews
-Though when Sei sees a photograph of himself, he can only think of five: 'oh my god, what, no.'
DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Aoba, Sei - Complete
Final Strings to Cut reviews
After all of the fighting that they had done, that he had done, they still managed to fail. At least he was able to cut the puppet's strings, one way or another. (AU, blood, gore, characters deaths. Yes, you read right, I'm using plurals, rated M to be safe, might bump it to T)
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Axel, Roxas, Xion - Complete
A Kiss to Make it Better reviews
Sometimes, it's the littlest of things that seems to make everything seem better.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Bite Your Tongue reviews
Keeping things bottled inside is not healthy; Levi is a prime example of this.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Levi A., Eren Y.
Consumed
There are to ways to live in this world when overcome with tragedy: you can acknowledge it and walk past, or you can stop and stare while you are sucked into the abyss. Your choice.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Axel, Roxas
Up All Night
For Leon's brthday.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
I Hope You'll be Happy reviews
Cloud's having relationship trouble with Sephiroth, thinking he's losing him to Marluxia. A bit better than I'm making it sound... maybe. AU, slight-OOC, and other things that may or may not piss you off.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
To Axel, From Roxas reviews
Dedicated to Tokumi-kun for Valentine's Day. Desperate for some sort of Valentine's Day gift for Axel, Roxas seeks the advice of Sora and Riku. What dear Roxy didn't seek was a goddamn bow around his neck. Cross-dressy! Roxas, smut, and bad language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I Love You With All of My Internal Organs reviews
Since Nobodies had no hearts, they couldn't love, right? Well, who said that love had to come from the heart? Why can't it be from some other organ, maybe all of them? Bad summary is bad. Pure FLUFF.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete