![]() Author has written 19 stories for Pokémon, Wicked, Powerpuff Girls, Danny Phantom, How I Survived Middle School, Stoked, Glee, Sims, and Ouran High School Host Club. Hey guys, I'm metrokarateacademyrocks and I would like to thank you for visiting my account profile. If you are interested or just here for the good stuff (the stories) just scroll this sucker down! But, if you are one of those people who like to here background information, then read on! ~Defy Gravity First thing is first is that I'm a slow updater (I used to be a very fast updater in the past where I was new to the website) and I know that many of you would like to know that before you wait for weeks or possibly months for a single update. And I know how it feels, I'm a reader at the site too and there's this one story called Following the Rules that the author either has trouble with her updating or that she just forgets all about it. But if you remind her and then that will be fine (I do know what it's like and so if you want an update, please tell me so!) But it is a good story so I suggest that if you are a fan of Wicked, you should read it. But I do update so please have faith! Just remind me! I'm a big writer though, was writing since I was in first grade and I would write little stories in these spirals. Of course, they are poorly written.:) I write different stories and chapters in class, drives, or whenever I get an idea. I write different things that aren't FanFiction because if I do have the opportunity to be a playwright or an author, I would have some examples of my work. Pretending is actually an example if you read it and has nothing to do with Sims in fact. My dream job is to be an actress (I'm in theater at my school) and if that doesn't work out very well then I will be a writer for a television show, playwright, movies, or books. I know the whole actress deal is a little typical and highly wanted in a job but I believe that I do have a chance to be one and I'm doing everything I can. I am in choir and theater at a great high school in the United States so many people call me theatrical and creative and fun. I know that you can't see that right now but this is technically like a resume so it has to be professional.:) And before I forget, I have a joint account with another author called xXFireRoseXx and it's called MetroRose. Down below are quotes and some other cool stuff. :) Enjoy! ~Defy Gravity Girls are like i can understand that scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isn’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. Why I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claim to beat me with their paper I can punch them in them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! What a boyfriend should do When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she’s quiet Ask her what’s wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she’s beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she’s scared Protect her When she lays her head on her shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you She really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret Keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes Don’t look away until she does When she misses you She’s hurting inside What a boyfriend should do When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she’s quiet Ask her what’s wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she’s beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she’s scared Protect her When she lays her head on her shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn’t answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you She really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you Bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret Keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes Don’t look away until she does When she misses you She’s hurting inside You love to be out in the open, unconfined, daring, and very popular and lovable. You love to travel with friends and enjoy the limelight. i'm a pikachu! 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet, you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Repost this post if you are against racism! Haha, my history teacher told us this joke in class! Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes on you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40,and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he would be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. Republican's Answer: BANG! Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" Eleven Signs You Love Someone Eleven: Ten: Nine: Eight: Six: Five: Four: Three: Two: One: |