I think I need to put this here so maybe I won't have to repeat myself over and over again. Look, guys, I am not perfect and I never claim to be. I am a programmer, not a professional writer, I'm just doing this for fun and a little stress relief. If you are looking for professionally written stories or book, then this is not the place to look. I'm sorry, but it's not.

That being said I do re-read my stories multiple times before they are posted and a friend of mine looks them over for me. Never the less, some things just slip through the cracks. Again, I am not perfect. So, I am asking you please if you don't find the spelling or grammar acceptable please don't comment on it...unless you would like to point out specific things to fix. I don't mind that and actually like that someone would like to help fix my silly mistakes, but please be nice about it.

I am not trying to be mean or disrespectful to people, and I did not decide to post this on just a whim. I'm just really tired of getting three to four PMs a day telling me my grammar sucks, or 'good stories, but you really need to re-read your stories for spelling.' If you want to help, point out what I'm doing wrong...and I won't make that mistake again.

I dont really know what to say here, so here's some quotes!

"The role of a writer is not to say what we all can say, but what we are unable to say." Anaïs Nin

"We could never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world." Helen Keller

"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." Alanna of Trebond

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." E.L. Doctorow

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison

"Sorrow is so easy to express and yet so hard to tell." Joni Mitchell

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." Erica Jong

Sarge: "Something the matter, my lamb?"
Daine: "No, sir. I just never met nobody like you."
Buri: "And if you're lucky, you won't again."

"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect." Author Unknown

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." Wendell Johnson

"Cats aren't special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no." Daine

"Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head." Garrison Keillor

"There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be
without a measure of darkness, and the word 'happy' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness." Carl Jung