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Author has written 2 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Radio Dramas, and Sherlock.

Chatty pink hobbit baby. 22 & living outside the diegesis.

I like Shakespeare a lot. Like, a lot, a lot.

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Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3975 - Favs: 4,682 - Follows: 4,253 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Safety Suit by MissSardonic reviews
To escape Asgardian justice, Loki assumes an alternate form and a new identity. Now a resident of Earth, he must evade Eudorian bounty hunters contracted by the Chitauri and simultaneously remain anonymous to the Avengers Initiative. But what can he do when he is unceremoniously rescued by none other than Captain America himself from three such fiends?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R.
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2538 - Favs: 4,019 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Adventures of Estela and Adonnenniel by Luna Elen reviews
Two sisters from our world, one smart and cynical, the other vivacious and outgoing, find themselves entangled with the fate of Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 103,729 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Green Eyes by Aroon reviews
OV Gruene Augen Harry's first year. Harry did not just lose some points in his first potion lesson, but also received detention. See what could have happen, when Severus became aware of some differences between Harry and his father James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,160 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Into the Nightmare by noa748 reviews
Everything looked so much more...deadly when she wasn't watching it from behind a TV screen. But that was okay; this had to be a dream, right? It would all be over soon...
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,407 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - James S., OC - Complete
Living Lore by Silver Pard reviews
London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Children's Story by Crystal Allen reviews
AU. On Ciel's seventh birthday, he banishes an evil demon to a lonely glass hill with only a cat for company. Three years later on his tenth birthday, the demon becomes a part of his life again in a way Ciel never imagined.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The Inspection by wordybirdy reviews
Mrs. Hudson is a landlady on a mission. Holmes & Watson look on in dismay.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,937 - Follows: 1,730 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Anatomist by rosa acicularis reviews
"When they are children, Moriarty is a game. A story they tell only to each other, in whispers." Jim and Molly Moriarty, from the beginning.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Atonement by Feriku reviews
Three years after the events of SH4, Henry is still plagued by nightmares. Hoping to take his mind off of the unpleasant memories, he responds to a mysterious letter asking for his help, and finds himself caught up in a dangerous quest in Silent Hill.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,088 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Hollow by Thundera Tiger reviews
There are some forests even Legolas cannot abide, and there are some caverns even Gimli cannot endure. A Halloween gapfiller featuring the Grey Company on the Paths of the Dead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Holmes Meets Holmes by pretend-to-care reviews
I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, S. Holmes - Complete
Suffer The Call by TheSoliloquy reviews
The white gulls called, and one day Legolas would be forced to answer. One-shot. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Legolas, Eowyn
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6508 - Favs: 13,490 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Fellowship of the Facebook Status by sweetypie15 reviews
LOTR's Fellowship of the Ring told through the characters' facebook statuses. UPDATE: The Two Notifications and The Return of the Friend Request are now up! under Aotearoan for author . Yes, Tolkien is turning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Just Deserts by Jedi Sapphire reviews
Legolas has been injured, and Thranduil and Aragorn are out for revenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,238 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Thranduil, Aragorn - Complete
A Friendship Forged by Rebell reviews
Some friendships take far longer to forge than a day. That of Legolas and Aragorn is one such case. A series of oneshots, told by Legolas to the Fellowship, relate just how the pair became such close friends. And it was far more difficult than you'd think
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
As to a Portrait, Gently Drawn by machshefa reviews
Snape patrols, and finds Luna precisely where she is not meant to be. Bathed in light, chalk in hand. Written for Miss Morland for the 2009 Snuna Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Impaired by Gaia Faye reviews
The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,162 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Henry T., Walter S. - Complete
Ridiculous by Rosethorn reviews
Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Great Mouse Detective - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
The River by Indigo Bunting reviews
The Fellowship must cross a river before it can enter the land of Hollin. When disaster strikes, Sam and Legolas find themselves trapped between the river, a party of malicious strangers, and each other. A story about friendship and sacrifice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 143,512 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
In Imladris by Evergreene reviews
A tale of the Fellowship in Rivendell. They had to meet sometime...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,952 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Return of the Prince by AilciA reviews
Legolas returns to Mirkwood at last, bringing the fellowship. There's battles for all: both with minds, tongues, hearts and swords, as it seems darkness has not fully been banished from Mirkwood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,056 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Common Ground by jenolas reviews
Gimli has an unexpected encounter with Thranduil in Ithilien, much to Legolas' amusement. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/9/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
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Martin Crieff and the lives of other people reviews
Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover. Martin Crieff has never had any interest other than flying. Not even for the briefest of instances, but the newest passenger on MJN air is about to change that. For a little while, in any case.
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Turning a page reviews
Skye has never had the best of luck, nor has fate always smiled down upon her actions. But of all the things to have happened, this really takes the cake. Sometimes, the unlucky just need to take matters into their own hands. Slight SebxOc much later on, temporary hiatus while it undergoes slight revise.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.