Hi i'm ForgetTheWalls97 and my favorite fanfic pieces are ones from the show Criminal Minds, Kid Icarus, Twilight, The Percy Jackson series, Maximum Ride, Supernatural, Doctor Who and Harry Potter not at all in that order.

For 'The prisoners' escape': I just got over my hiatus and am writing again. I couldn't continue it immediately for personal reasons but i'm better now. Ch9 will be up by the end of July.

*Note: The rest of my profile is funny bullshit that i added for my own amusement. Feel Free to skip down to my stories. I only have two. They shouldn't be too hard to find.*

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

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When people don't laugh at my jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like me." type of thing.

I think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix. I mean Hell, there's more then Enough for everyone!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

There's only 5 paragraphs, so I'll put the last one:

"Suddenly, while they were kissing, Helen had screamed. The scream had brought them both upright in an instant. There had not been time to see much before it happened. The bicycle had been there in front of them, caught in the glare if the headlights. They had seen the child from the back. He had been wearing a striped shirt. Then there was the thud and the crunch and then they were past."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The computer screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The weather channel for reports on hurricane Irene.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:02

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:26! crap, i really did think it was 6:02, i'm not kidding!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Whisper by Evanescence

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About an hour ago. I was walking my dog.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The chapter of my story i was writing.

9. What are you wearing?

My purple camp T-shirt and black shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

I can't remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

2:30. I was in school and my friends and i were joking around. Usually i laugh more than that, but everyone's really worried about a hurricane that's gonna hit us.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Photos of my family. Drawings and art projects from my sister.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not lately, but when i was in sixth grade, i was waiting for the bus to come, and i squirrel falls from a tree and does a fll-on belly-flop on the road. I don't know what happened to it, it just ran off. But i will never forget the splat sound it made...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I don't even know why i'm doing this, it's not really fun...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Fright Night

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A shopping cart. video games. new systems. an ipad. iphone. tpod touch. Every bookstore in the world.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm taking french this year!

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Violence. I'd stop violence. And i'd end discrimination. Yes, i realize these are both impossible. But, a girl can dream...

19. Do you like to dance?

No. Next question.

20. George Bush:

No. Next question.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Zoe

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Austin

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I'm really not sure...

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Percy

2. Travis

3. Grover

4. Annabeth

5. Chiron

6. Connor

7. Thalia

8. Poseidon

9. Nico

10. Luke

11. Clarisse

12. Hades

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Clarisse and Connor. No and Not really, but i guess it could be worse...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I do think Annabeth is really pretty.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hades and Poseidon. No, just... no. That's not... no.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nico? Of course i have, who hasn't?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

They're twin brothers! no! unless you're into that thing...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Chiron/Nico or Chiron/luke? both are illegal, and impossible... Chiron/luke

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If thalia walked in on travis and hades making out... she would...puke. And kill travis.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Luke is all alone in the world. He's 14 and ran away from home and hates his father. But, when he meets a saytr named Grover, and finds out about camp half-blood, can Grover change Luke forever?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Not romantic fluff. But theres tons of father/son fluff for Percy and Poseidon.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

(Thalia and hades) Forgiving but Never Forgetting.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yes.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Travis/Annabeth/Chiron. Er.. I don't think anyone would write that

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Poseidon... rain on the roof by lovin' spoonful

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

You may experience major sickness and suicidal thoughts while reading this story... (Percy/connor/hades)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

none are centered around chiron. Well none that i've read.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

Percy and Thalia are in a happy relationship until nico runs off with thalia. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clarisse and a brief unhappy affair with connor, then follows the wise advice of chiron and finds true love with chiron. It started pretty normal until clarisse came in.

What title would you give this fic?

Following Advice

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Thalia and Poseidon? Highly amused.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would murder my sister and keep Chiron for myself... Becca, do you ever read my profile??

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

No. Next question. (Poseidon and Clarisse)

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Really sad, but i'd feel sad if anyone dissed me.Especially if Travis really meant it because he is usually so nice...

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Leave the room. Never speak of it. Nico/grover...

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Hades?... Doesn't surprise me...

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

It depends, is luke evil or not at that point? if not i'd scream and hug him and cry and tell him he's brave...

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I'd be confused as hell... this is percy we're talking about... Well, actually, to be honest, i've read some pretty depressing fics about percy but if it was Canon!percy i'd want to help him.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I'd be happy if Annabeth gave me a daisy

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"CONNOR! Give me my brush! what would you use it for anyways? wait, don't tell me, i really don't wanna know."

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Nico annabeth and thalia are drunk, which is just as unlikely...

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Travis and clarisse? That'd be so funny

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses

I don't want to, but that'd the best sleepover ever!!!!

Things that get on my last nerve.

1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. (actually i know someone who does this. I wouldn't mind if she didn't make me help her find it.)

3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?

5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.

8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. Yes. Obviously, the bus came, but i decided to decline riding it because it seemed more fun TO STAND AT A BUS STOP.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap that jerk who made you frown.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Absolutely (story of a girl) by Nine days

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

Pray for You by jaron and the long road to love

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Show me what i'm looking for by Carolina Liar (No lie, this really is the song that came up)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Stop and Stare by onerepublic

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Smile (Glee cast version)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Jfeels like tonight by daughtry

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

If everyone cared by Nickelback

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Sober by P!nk

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Decode by paramore

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

Far away by nickelback

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Hungover by Ke$ha

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

behind these hazel eyes by kelly clarkson

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Down by Jay Sean

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

All these lives by daughtry (this is getting freaky...)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Just the way you are by bruno mars

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

skyscraper by demi lovatp

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

All the right moves by onerepublic

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Nobody's listening by linkin park

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Scared by three days grace (... this makes me uncomfortable.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Airplanes by B.o.B

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Dream on by aerosmith

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Everybody loves me by onerepublic

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

On the way down by ryan cabrera

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

the great escape by boys like girls

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Apologize by onerepublic

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The rose by bette midler

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

defying gravity (glee version)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

love story by Taylor Swift

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

10 Signs You are a Dean Girl

1. Quarters turn you on

2. You always get the extra cookie

3. Gym shorts make you smile funny

4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy

5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart'

6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell

7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005

8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry

9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktoberfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, womens underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japaneses Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham or cowboy boots make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.

10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch

If 5 or more of these things apply to you send me a PM and tell me which ones! I wanna hear from my fellow Dean girls (even the closet case ones that won't admit it ; ) )

10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl

1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.

2. Trench coats make u giggle

3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

5. U laugh when u see alcohol

6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"

7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile

8. U want to punch Gabriel for picking on his little brother

9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures,and brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent" freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it.

10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM SUPERNATURAL:

1. Witches are whores.
2. Angels are dicks.
3. Do Not stand, lean, or kneal over the black water.
4. The apple pie was worth it.
5. Salt and burn it, just to be sure.
6. Demon blood=Bad News
7. There is no way out of a crossroads deal.
8. 67, Impala's best year.
9. It always comes back to bite you in the ass.
10. The rabbit always gets screwed in the deal.
11. Never trust a demon (Especially if she wants world peace).
12. Latin is not a dead language.
13. He always gos with the scissors, pick rock.
14. Splash a little holy water on 'em, just to be sure.
15. Demons can't bring people back unless a deal is made.
16. 2 beers and he's doin' karaoke.
17. You can't save everyone.
18. Wendigos are freaky bastards.
19. A simple salt and burn is not a simple salt and burn.
20. When Sam says keep driving, keep driving.
21. Castiel doesn't get that refrence.
22. Crowley is a shameless bastard.
23. If a place looks haunted, don't go in.
24. Your prophets were never named Chuck.
25. You can't shoot her in public.
26. Sometimes quoting movies isn't the best policy( i.e. 'What's in the box?!')
27. You can't kill Death, but you can eat pizza with him.
28. Drinking never solves anything, but it does make them interesting.
29. It's best to memorize the exorcism.
30. If you see a ghost ship, you're doomed.
31. Puppy dog eyes, does the trick every time.
32. Sometimes it's good to know fairy tails.
33. Dream root is some weird shit man.
34. It's never a good thing when Dean starts thinking.
35. Pestilence is a bitch.
36. If Dean says bring him some pie, bring him some pie.
37. Sulfur means demon, ectoplasm means pissed off spirit.
38. If there's sulfur in the blood, they've got it, kill 'em.
39. If she was a witch in a former life, if she's a demon now, DON'T TRUST HER!
40. When times are tough, make a deal, no tongue though.
41. What's dead should stay dead. (sorry Sam)

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hated the Twilight movie but got it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (Damn those flying pens!!)

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Music is love in search of word.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Never ignore a coincidence. Well, unless your busy.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up
prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been
finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all
her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and
the fact that she is 25 years older than I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
it for ourselves and trading it with the other people
that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care
of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the friggin' trix, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (God I must look like an idiot at school)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

Interesting

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Please leave me a message if you have any questions!!!!!!!