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Joined 11-26-02, id: 299957, Profile Updated: 01-04-14
Author has written 14 stories for Alias, Twilight, and Beauty and the Beast, 2012.

You are welcome to follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/nosleep3

I wrote five Alias fanfics back in 2002-2003, but at the time I didn't have the program I needed to publish them here on . You can still find my old stories at , under the profile name nosleep3. I'm debating whether to publish them here or not, although I imagine the Alias fics don't get much reader traffic these days.

If you are waiting for Angels and Devils, the sequel to Fate Worse Than Death, I regret to inform you that once I wrote it and went back and read it, I hated it. It's too long and self-indulgent and I'm not inclined to work on it anymore. It's not getting published.

If you are curious about Cracked!, yes, I'm still working on it. But I'm stuck, and I've got other projects I'm not stuck on that need my attention.

Beauty and the Beast fanfiction is new to me. I'm not sure what all is out there, but there doesn't seem to be that much on FFn. I'd appreciate recommendations for fanfics that are well-written and do not contain a ton of grammatical errors.


If you've read this far, you must really be interested, so I'll tell you these things about my bizarre life.

1. I was raised by divorced alcoholic parents and elderly grandparents who loved me but hated each other.
2. I spent a significant portion of my childhood in biker bars.
3. I learned to use firearms when I was in second or third grade. I'm not a bad shot.
4. I've lived through three major hurricanes and a lot of minor ones (if a hurricane can be minor).
5. My husband has a tendency to work in occupations that are tough on most families. He's been a Marine, an EMT, and is currently a cop. And although I don't think it's right to define yourself by your husband's career, being the spouse or child of someone who does those things is almost its own occupation, and I think women who deal with that kind of life deserve more credit.
6. No matter my religious upbringing, either the imposed or the self-imposed, I regard myself as a Freethinker. I don't think one group or another has the market cornered on faith or spiritual truth. That's just arrogant, and I think there's already enough arrogance in humanity without imposing it on our deities, too.
7. I believe in genetic memory. I think that might even be one source of what we call "deja vu" and it may even be why certain talents and abilities tend to run in families.
8. My brother is a rapper. No, seriously.
9. Though I've moved around a fair bit, I now live in the same neighborhood I grew up in. It's a crap little neighborhood, but it's MY crap little neighborhood.
10. I was born a Rockets fan, and I'll die a Rockets fan. HOUSTON ROCKETS FOREVER! CLUTCH CITY!


Fate Worse Than Death (sites cited)

Ananke: Greek Mythology Link
Dodo Dinette: Mama Lisa's World

Neon Moon

Bella's Dream Harley: 1986 American Heritage Softail
Bella's Tattoo: Raven Steals the Sun , alternate angle


Anyone still here? I have one thing more to tell you:

Unless some publishing contract falls into my lap or I run for public office, I will NEVER pull my stories. Let's face it: you would pull your stories, too, if someone offered you money or if you were trying to win a school board election or something.

Other than those circumstances, I officially give instructions (yes, this means you, my next of kin) that my stories need to remain on the internet forever. I worked hard on them, I wanted to share them, and this is where they belong. Even if I die. Don't take them down, not ever.

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There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5395 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8814 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,129 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,127 - Reviews: 3721 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Federation of Cassandras by FoiPur reviews
In which Renesmee runs away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,615 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Woman in White by wired4romance reviews
This is my attempt to get into Vincent's head as we navigate our way through Season Two. Hopefully, I will do him justice, although he's making things very ticklish for me! Come check out each week what he's thinking and feeling behind the scenes-stuff you won't get by watching the show! :) xx
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Catherine C., Vincent K. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20546 - Favs: 14,115 - Follows: 5,730 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Missing Pieces by weezer42 reviews
A year after Vincent is ripped from her, Catherine tries to move on, but a case throws everything up in the air. Post S1 finale.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,257 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Vincent K., Catherine C. - Complete
Thou Mayest by hope4love reviews
Vincents thoughts between leaving the wedding and Evan finding him with Catherine.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Vincent K., Catherine C. - Complete
Hardcover Paranormal Romance by luluwolfkill reviews
Edward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 3,853 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4943 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4887 - Favs: 2,311 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
24601 by giselle-lx reviews
"The thing that Edward can't admit is that you don't let go of who you are." One-shot, canon, first-place winner of the The Canon Tour New Moon Round.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jasper
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Morning Dove by miaokuancha reviews
The once and future lovers: they are the lilies in this field of dreams. A companion piece to A Garment of Brightness. o/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Walk the Line by stella luna sky reviews
Ten months ago, she fell in love with a man over iced tea and card games. One-shot, complete. M for language and implicit sexual situations. You know, the good stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5198 - Favs: 6,783 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Step by Jenny Jerkface reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5123 - Favs: 3,812 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eric Yorkie, The Van Helsing of Forks by duskwatcher2153 reviews
"My name is Eric Yorkie and I possess knowledge that will change the world as we know it: Edward Cullen is a VAMPIRE!" This is Eric's POV of the events of Book 1 and remarkably, it stays within canon. A humorous look at Twilight from the eyes of Forks' most lovable geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Eric, Rosalie - Complete
Memory of a Moment by AurigaCapella reviews
Five years after the war is over, Katara and Zuko see the people around them moving on romantically. These two are still stuck in a moment that happened five years ago - a moment in memory neither can forget. Zutara, Sokki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Designated Visiting Hours by AndraLee reviews
Bella welcomed Edward back into her life with open arms, but Charlie isn't so forgiving. In fact, Charlie looks for every opportunity to make Edward miserable, or at least uncomfortable, so grounding Bella has been a way to punish Edward, too.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,671 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,502 - Reviews: 5639 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4864 - Favs: 4,475 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Accidental Counselor by NinjaKate reviews
Every summer, Bella returns to her job as a camp counselor in the GA Mountains. When a shortage of female counselors means that she is placed in Adventure Camp with a complete lack of outdoor skills, she is paired with expert counselor, Edward Masen. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
Ephemeral Dance by KaleidoscopeOfWords reviews
In which Katara realizes she has not been gifted with the talent enabling her to do a simple task such as starting a campfire. Katara&Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Woodstock by brandis reviews
At the infamous outdoor festival, a chance meeting occurs. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Lightning by Ignus R reviews
Zuko took the lightning for her that day, and it never stopped worrying her. She had good reason- a healer always does. Set after Sozin's comet, all canon pairings hold- but it's about Zuko and Katara still.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Let Us Be by Writing Ficariously reviews
He is his own man. He makes decisions for himself. If his choices hurt others, it is only because he deserves to find happiness. New Moon AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Secondhand Rose by giselle-lx reviews
Emmett reflects on what it means to spend eternity loving a woman burdened by her past. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Only Little Girls by gangsterdorothy reviews
One day, Bella wandered into the woods and came across a mysterious creature. Captivated by it, she begins her long association with it. But where will it take her? A short fantasy fairytale story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minor Heaven by latessitrice reviews
A sequence of events culminating in Irina's death causes Tanya to contemplate her past and her future. Tanya is now the only single girl in the Denali coven; when she begins a journey on her own, where will she end up?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tanya - Complete
Ars Moriendi by vanilladoubleshot reviews
Edward and Bella thought they would have forever. Instead, Edward is teaching Bella a ghostly lesson in ars moriendi... "the art of dying." AU; mixed POV; lemons; MCD at onset. Some mild/dream-state DubCon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two Blushing Pilgrims by carbrain reviews
New Moon. Bella watches Romeo and Juliet. Edward watches Bella. One-shot. Judges Choice Winner for the Canon Fodder Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Souls to Waste by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
First, Edward thought they should just put the boy out of his misery. Who could want this life? But his brother seems made for it. Edward doesn't get it. "If there is a word that Edward hates more than any other, it's the word "accident.""
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Difference by fhsanon reviews
leah imprints. but the dood doesn't notice her so much. and she doesn't know what to do b/c doods hate her b/c everyone thinks she's a harpy. except i want some motherfucking triumph and romance for leah. oh yeah and i want the dood to be an OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Leah - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6071 - Favs: 10,597 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passing Afternoon by glasscannon.lj reviews
When Bella reverses her decision after the events of Eclipse, Edward counts the passing years, watching her live on without him. Post-Eclipse AU, Edward POV. Based on the song “Passing Afternoon” by Iron&Wine. Entry for the Black Balloon contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 5,863 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 12,070 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marlboro Red by giselle-lx reviews
The Christmas after Sam's imprint, Leah Clearwater is looking for any way out of the life she's now stuck in. But a part-time job and an unexpected holiday carpool give her new reason to stay. Pre-Twilight, Canon, non-canon "paring." O/S
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Twi-Fans For Haiti compilation. An outtake from the honeymoon in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lacrimosa by pretendings reviews
When he left, he didn't just break her. He didn't just break himself. He broke all of us. Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4799 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Drop In The Ocean by stella luna sky reviews
..."I’d have to cast it all away for something I had scoffed at for so long: love." Bella/Edward - at sea! AH. M for the good stuff. One-shot written for snowgood and her awesome contribution to FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,687 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions by giselle-lx reviews
Sensitivity to Initial Conditions-chaos theory : "An arbitrarily small perturbation of the current trajectory may lead to significantly different future behavior." Pre-Twilight AU. NO canon pairings. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6494 - Favs: 9,636 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immortal Emancipation by Emilie Fauve reviews
In the early 1950's, just when things seem to be settling for the five Cullens, the unexpected entrance of a mysterious couple heralds a great change. The story of Jasper and Alice's arrival from Carlisle's perspective. In canon and character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,784 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
The Beauty and The Geek by vix2020 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward's Eclipse by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. An in-depth, accurate portrayal of the heart, mind, and soul of the beloved Edward Cullen as he deals with the complex themes and events taking place during Eclipse. RATED T FOR INTIMACY THEMES/LANGUAGE. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Little Black Ache by istandcorrected reviews
AU AH OOC Canon pairings. After surviving an eighteen month prior suicide attempt, Bella has a new outlook on life and begins to take hold of the power of her personal choices to shape who she is becoming. In the midst of this, Bella and Edward collide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,572 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella
Eternity in an Hour by Lillybellis reviews
A misunderstanding and hurt feelings drive Bella to spend time apart from Edward. During their separation, Edward reflects on their life together, inspiring a gift for her which symbolizes their love and commitment to each other: endless and unbreakable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
With You, Without You ONE SHOT by lovesounds reviews
Edward and Bella tell Charlie about their engagement, but Charlie's got other things on his mind. All canon, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 226 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Found Me by brighteyes87 reviews
When her marriage started to fall apart, she ran into a beautiful stranger on the streets of London. Can he show her what love is supposed to be and help her move on? Edward x Bella A/H Warning: Dark, mature themes. Continuation of one-shot Dimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 166,228 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caterpillar Wine by gallantcorkscrews reviews
How the canon characters could change and remain the same if they lived for very long time. Not set in some unrecognizable future—this time period looks exactly like the present. The core is ExB w/ a slew of non-canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullen Family Players Present by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
The citizens of Forks appear in Sweded adaptations of your favorite cheesiest films, musicals, and sitcoms. Highly silly. M for language. No, really, this is really quite silly. You have been warned. So far: Vampire Speed, The Twitrix. More to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,781 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slipping through My Fingers by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
Bella and Edward's relationship through Renée's eyes. Spoilers to little things throughout the saga. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Renée - Complete
Umbra by Discordant Winter reviews
um•bra uhm-bruh – noun Def. The area of total darkness in the shadow caused by an eclipse. Post-Eclispe/Pre-BD. In the days leading up to her wedding, Bella struggles to overcome the rift between her human past and her immortal future. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Segments of a Life by istandcorrected reviews
The Essence of Charlie Swan, Gazebo fic challenge entry. Slices of Charlie on Renee and Bella. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
Overprotective by glasscannon.lj reviews
Set about six months after the end of Breaking Dawn. It’s summer in Washington and Jacob wants to take Renesmee to First Beach. Bella’s reaction and assorted hilarity. Silly summer fic, in celebration of the Memorial Day weekend!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Where Did You Sleep Last Night? by whynotlie reviews
AU: Midnight Sun: B/E. Edward is very aware that most females find him attractive, but they also find him intimidating. Bella however, is a locked up secret, and when she one night present him the key to her thoughts, Edward is left speechless.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Question by glasscannon.lj reviews
During their drive south to Phoenix, Bella has a question for Alice… Cut scene style one-shot set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Bewitched by Suggie001 reviews
Very annoyed new parents, Edward and Bella, discuss Jacob's imprint on Renessme. Brief crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
The Family Cullen by giselle-lx reviews
It's the Cullens' first Christmas in Forks, and Carlisle surprises his family with the gift of some unique jewelry. Later, he and Edward have a quiet conversation about what the future holds. One-shot, blended book/movie canon, Pre-Twilight. CPOV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Talk by giselle-lx reviews
I spoke to Carlisle after you and I made our bargain, hoping he could help me." -Edward, Breaking Dawn. What really happened when Edward talked to Carlisle about his deal with Bella? A sweet canon take on their conversation. One-shot, EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Fruit Cots and English Cucumbers by blondie AKA robin reviews
My own crazy crackfic. A silly drabble about Esme and banana hammocks. Posted by request of Alice Laughed, in honor of Admittedly Obsessed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Esme, Bella - Complete
Wayfaring by gallantcorkscrews reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wishlist by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Written for the Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar. One-Shot. Bella only wants one thing for Christmas; she just has to convince Edward to give it to her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Dreaming by Acting-Singing-Bella reviews
I might have been dreaming, I don’t know for sure, but I could’ve sworn that he was real and he really was there holding me. Takes place during New Moon. First story ever please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The M Word by NightsofTamara reviews
Four times that Bella didn't want to get married, and one time she did. E/B, J/A. No BD spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,257 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Unbreakable by NightsofTamara reviews
Edward takes Bella hunting for deer, and they both realize they still have some things to learn about each other. Everyone wins, except the deer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 278 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
United by Casca reviews
Jasper observes Edward and Bella together. A one-shot, Jasper angst-fest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Closer by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU version of the end of Eclipse – when Edward and Bella go to their meadow, Bella decides to take Edward up on his offer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Tenterhooks by NightsofTamara reviews
Charlie's waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
In Your Atmosphere by lovelyinherbones reviews
[We could live for a thousand years, but if I hurt you, I'd make wine from your tears.] Eclipse missing scene, slightly AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shattered by jacyevans reviews
As she looks down upon a shattered youthA shattered mirror shows a shattered truth A series of vignettes chronicling Bella's feelings and experiences during and after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1742 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Unreachable Juliet by Kyrene once Blood Roses reviews
...and if, in the end, Bella does move on?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2006
The Enemy Cipher Walks In & Says Trust Me by glaurificus reviews
(New Chapter Added) A light parody of a few days in the life of Sydney. R/R please!
Alias - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 10/18/2002
The Invitation by Rhonda1 reviews
*~*Conclusion UPDATED*~*...Set five years into the future. SD-6 has been obliterated. So why is Vaughn getting ready to marry someone else?
Alias - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,022 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
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Cracked! reviews
If Twilight sort of didn't make sense to you before, it really won't make sense to you now. A recharacterization of Bella and a satire of all the things that made you go, "Wait, what?" Dark humor, drama, and snark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,434 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 6/11/2010
Imminent Danger reviews
After Catherine shoots Vincent and arrests her father, she and Vincent each reflect on what they've done. Was any of it right or justifiable? How was this path carved, and where will it lead? Takes place immediately after the events of episode 2x08.
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,883 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Vincent K., Catherine C. - Complete
A Sound of Thunder reviews
New Moon A/U. Bella stays on La Push, contemplating her life while the wolves protect her from Victoria. We protect the people we love, don't we?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Bella - Complete
Ashte Kashte reviews
One-shot, canon sort of . Edward and Tanya play a board game and take part in an invisible conversation.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Question reviews
10 years after Eclipse, and Edward hasn't stopped asking Bella: what are you thinking? But does he really want to know?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Age of Consent reviews
Summary: With age comes wisdom. And confusion. A solid look at relinquishing humanity and participating in a mature, equal relationship. B/E No babies. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Neon Moon reviews
New Moon A/U. Abandoned by the Cullens, Bella emerges from depression with a wall around her heart and a chip on her shoulder. Closed off and immersed in her college studies, she finds her emotional outlet in a surprising source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,040 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella - Complete
Raindrops reviews
Summer before BD. Edward and Bella, not having any impending disasters to deal with, just hang out and enjoy each other's company. Mostly. A humorous tale of getting acquainted. Bella POV, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Westermarck Effect reviews
When Renesmee makes a discovery and a decision, Jacob is forced to come to terms with the flaws of the imprint. Is there anything stronger than a supernatural bond? A story of emotional growth, centered around Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Twentyfive Reasons Not to Sleep: The Twilight 25 reviews
Tales of love, angst, awkwardness, romance, family, lust, and blood. Submissions for The Twilight Twenty-five; drabbles and one-shots. Note: only final 2 chapters are rated M. All others K-T.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,329 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Fate Worse Than Death reviews
New Moon AU, E/B. After Edward leaves her, Bella's haze and her danger magnet lead her down a path of abandonment, insanity, and the very edge of death. How do the pieces of her life fit back together again? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,935 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spider Loves Butterfly reviews
You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Thoughts reviews
What Renesmee was thinking the first time Edward heard her. Nessie POV, one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Season 3: The Spoof reviews
Spoofy goodness of the third season of Alias. The ridiculous world of Syd, Vaughn, and the gang. Not suitable for young children.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008