RandomFanFictionGirl14 Poll: What of my categories do you read? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 16 stories for Phineas and Ferb, Penguins of Madagascar, Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, and Club penguin. My O.Cs Penguins of Madagascar Name: Symone Spiecies; Penguin. Eye coulor; Blue Family; Skipper (Brother) Likes; Fighting along side the penguins. Dislikes; Evil. Personality; Stern, serious. Romantic interest; Julien History; Born in Antarctica, she was kidnapped by humans when she was young. She travled to Madagascar and sprained her ankle. She stayed for some monthes before she had to travel to the New York zoo. She was shipped to multiple zoos before she ended up back at the New York zoo where she reunited with Skipper. However, she had to leave soon after due to her job as a super secret agent in an agency. Appears in; A big Surprise, The Red Squirrel. Invader Zim Name; Hao. Gender; Female Species; Irken Rank; Invader/Defective Eye colour; Blue Age; Around 10-11 Earth years Personality; Fun-loving, kind History; From the start, Hao was a defective. Nobody liked her, and everybody tried to catch her so she could be ruled as a defective by the Control brains and erased from history, but Hao was smarter than that. She understood she was a defective, so she went to train as an Irken elite under a different name. Nobody realized who she really was until training was complete. Wanting to get rid of her, Almighty Tallest Red and Purple pretended she was an invader and sent her to Earth with a Sir unit a few years after Zim. Her and Her Sir, Kay, started Helping Zim. Name; Kay Gender; Female Species; Sir unit Condition; Defective Eye colour; A Magenta colour with red on a slim part. Personality; Flips between Serious and free modes History; Kay was a Sir unit made by the Vortians. The Vortians were sick and tired of the Irkens being on top, so they built Kay out of old parts they had around, and sent her to Conventia, where she was to gather information on Irken weaknesses and report back to them. However, she was found by an Irken and placed back into storage until Hao received her. Kay was believed to have been a defective, so that's why Hao was given Kay. However, Kay was not a defective. She worked just as well as any other Sir unit. Hao, not wanting that, gave Kay a free will of her own. Cool facts about me. When I grow up, I want to be famous. I like random comedy.(don't know why so don't ask) I am a proud Canadian. I am a little old and a little young for some t.v. shows I watch. I know my writing sucks, so don't be afraid to criticize me. I am a little random with some things, so I'm sorry in advanced. I write many stories, so if you have an idea for a story but are just too lazy to write it, send your idea to me in detail and i'll do my best to fulfill your wish. Also, if you've started a story, have writers block, and just decide you want to quit, leave the story to me. I'm sure I could fix it up in no time at all. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I should hope you would...) 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If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like cookies, and kid's cartoons! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you're easily distracted, then...HEY! WHAT'S THAT? If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. 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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite.. Girls Don't Realize these things: I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you’re one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Matt; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Matt, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Copy and paste if you will. My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Emerald Griffon (Christopher Robin from Winnie-the-Pooh (I was realllllllllllly little, okay?), Mortagan, my stuffed weasel (-snogs him-)) Shadowgirl2.0(Sly Cooper... from a video game series... I like Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon now.), libithewolf (Shadow the Hedgehog, and Deidara from Naruto Shippuden, but I used to like Joe from Time warp Trio when I was younger.), Spottedpaw13 (Tails, Ryou Bakura, Bakura) Hawkfire111 (Noah from the Total Drama Series, though i prefer him with Izzy, Dustytuft/Phillup from Guardians of Ga'Hoole- i cried when he was killed...-, Duncan from Total Drama Series- SO over him, he cheated on poor Courtney...), Autumnheart (Twilight from Guardains of Ga'Hoole, Number 4 from KND, Noah from TDI, Kat from Kid vs Kat, Cupid, Nega-Timmy, Anti-Cosmo from Fairly OddParents, Tallest Red from Invader Zim)ThePurpleRacoonGirl(Luigi from the Mario games, Dimentio from Super Paper Mario, Ron Weasly from Harry Potter, Dib from Invader Zim), Inkheart5351 (Kowalski and Skipper from PoM and Finn from Adventure Time), PerryRocks- Wolf Warrior (Dr. Blowhole from PoM and Basil of Baker Street from The Great Mouse Detective),randomfanfictioner01(As embarrassing as it might be, Perry!(Phineas and Ferb) Along with Skipper and mayyyyyyybe a small one on Blowhole (Penguins of Madagascar) Dipper (Gravity falls) Jet-Pack Guy (Club Penguin) Link (Zelda games) and Zim and Dib (Invader Zim) That's alot!.) 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Copy and past if you've ever done one of these Eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list!asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, kminkphantom, DarkDemonGirl1985, randomfanfictioner01. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... MY OWN!! Character Quiz! Phineas and Ferb 1. Perry 2. Ferb 3. Doofenshmirtz 4. Vanessa 5. Isabella 6. Phineas 7. Buford 8. Jeremy 9. Baljeet 10. Candace 1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens? Vanessa invites Doofenshmirtz and Jeremy to dinner at their house. What happens. Awkwardness! 2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens? Baljeet tries to get Isabella to go to a yoga class. What happens? Ummm... 3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? You need to say at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose Perry or Phineas? It doesn't make a difference! 4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction? Ferb and Buford are making out. Candace walks in...Their reaction? They would all be frozen until Candice yells, "MOM! FERB AND BUFORD ARE MAKING OUT! EWWW!" 5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens? Doofenshmirtz falls in love with Phineas. Jeremy is jealous. What happens? ...I have no clue how to answer that. 6) 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7? Vanessa jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? Candace, Ferb, or Buford? Tough call. I'd say Ferb. Idunno. 7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening? Perry decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening? Wha-? Why is Perry cooking in the first place?! 9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? Doofenshmirtz has to marry either Jeremy, Vanessa, or Buford. Who do they choose? 0_o 10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? Candace kidnaps Ferb and demands something from Isabella for Ferb's release. What is it? A bust. 11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose? You get to meet either Perry or Phineas. Who do you choose? PERRRYYYYYY! *Glomps him* 12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? Candace challenges Vanessa to a chariot race. Why? So she can bust the boys, more than likely. 13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance? Everyone gangs up on Doofenshmirtz. Does Doofenshmirtz have a chance? Well, if he uses his -inators. 14)Everyone except 8 is invited to 2 and 10's wedding. Their reaction? Everyone except Jeremy is invited to Ferb and Candace's wedding. Their reaction? I think it's for the best. 15) Why is 6 afraid of 7? Why is Phineas afraid of Buford? He's not, really. 16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell a fairy tale. How does it go? Candace gathers everyone around to tell a fairy tale. How does it go? Something about a girl busting those who do wrong. 17)1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? Why are they late? Perry arrives late for Ferb and Candace's wedding. What happens? Why are they late? Perry was trying to convince himself to go. 18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Isabella and Baljeet get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Um, I'd take them in and separate them so there's no...erm...accidents. 19) 3, 8, 6, and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8? Doofenshmirtz, Jeremy, Phineas, and Vanessa and all go to the zoo for Jeremy's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get Jeremy? It would be so weird. They might get him a guitar or something. 20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do? How should I know what they're protesting about? I'd be ignoring them! 21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them? Baljeet murders Ferb's best friend. What does Ferb do to get back at them? ...I didn't even know Baljeet was capable of murder! 22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1? Phineas and Perry are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Phineas save themselves or Perry? I think Perry would be telling Phin to save himself, but he wouldn't listen. Phin would save Perry. 23) Which of them is most likely to fail at life? Doof, no contest! 24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens? Isabella is trapped in a cave. Candace comes to rescue them. What happens? Isabella would state, "I was doing fine on my own!" 25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens? Doofenshmirtz starts a day camp. What happens? It would be a fail and I would die of laughter. 26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Vanessa, Phineas, and Buford are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Jeremy walks in. What happens? Jeremy would walk away. 27) 1 starts to write a fanfic where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction. Perry starts to write a fanfic where Baljeet and Candace are going out. What is Doofenshmirtz's reaction. Doof; Perry the platypus! Th-thats just wrong! I didnt know you were that eeeeevillll! 28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good? Buford makes an apple pie. Is it any good? No. Thats all I need to say. 29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do? Jeremy and Doofenshmirtz go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do? Doof would try to build an -inator to help. Jeremy would use nature to survive. 30) While camping, they run into the Blair Witch. What do they do? Jeremy would slowly back away and Doof would run away, screaming, HELP! HELP! 31)The quiz is over. What does everyone do now? Theyd do what they normally do! What else. Wow! You made it all the way down here? That must've Taken at least three seconds even without reading! Good for you! Penguins of Madagascar 1. Skipper 2. King Julien 3. Dr. Blowhole 4. Marlene 5. Kowalski 6. Private 7. Rico 8. Doris 9. Alice 10. Parker 11. Hans 12. Maurice 1)Have you read a five/ten fic before? Have you read a Kowalski/Parker fic before? Well, it was more like a drabble, but yea. 2)Do you think three is hot? How hot? Do you think Dr. Blowhole is hot? How hot? Well, I see more cute, not hot. 3)What would happen if six got one pregnant? What would happen if Private got Skipper pregnant? 0_o I see the other way around, and I think they would to, so that would be a huge shocker to all! 4)Do you recall any good fics about nine? Do you recall any good fics about Alice? Could you count my fic? 5)Would seven and two make a good couple? Would Rico and King Julien make a good couple? I think yes and no, depending on the PoV 6)Four/eight or four/nine? Marlene/Doris or Marlene/Alice? Uhhhh... 7)What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? What would happen if Rico discovered Dr. Blowhole and Doris in a secret relationship? Since they know Blowhole and Doris are siblings, he might freak a bit. 8)Make a summary of at least 10 words for a two/six fic. Make a summary of at least 10 words for a King Julien/Private fic. Julien loved all the ladies at Madagascar, but once he laid eyes on the innocent penguin, he had to have him. Now was his chance. 9)Is there such a thing as four/ten romance? Is there such a thing as Marlene/Parker romance? NO WAY! 10) What do you think of three/twelve? What do you think of Dr. Blowhole/Maurice? NO WAY! 11) How would five react to eleven being pregnant? How would Kowalski react to Hans being pregnant? How should I know?! 12) What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night What would you do if Skipper woke you up in the middle of the night? Alright Skipper. Whats the mission? 13) 1 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Skipper walked into the bathroom while you're showering Tries to cover up while blushing* Skipper! Get outta here! 14) 6 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Private announced he/she's going to marry Alice tomorrow? Skipper; YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND SOLDER! 15) 3 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Dr. Blowhole was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I'd evilly chuckle as I get Skipper over there with me and, well, do some things to him. 16) 10 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Parker suddenly confessed to be part of your family? I wouldn't really mind. 17) 5 ended up in the hospital Kowalski ended up in the hospital One of his inventions, no doubt! 18) 2 made fun of your friends? King Julien made fun of your friends? I'd give him a good beating! 19) 10 ignored you all the time? Parker ignored you all the time? It's not like I care. 20) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Skipper do? He'd help me out, of course! 21) It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? It's your birthday. What does Dr. Blowhole get you? Either nothing or something that would benefit him. 22) You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Marlene do? Freak out until help comes. 23) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Kowalski do? I think he'd go on some rant, telling me not to do it if I'm uncomfortable with it. 24)You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction? You're about to marry Parker. What's Skipper's reaction? Why would I marry Parker? 25) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Rico; Kaboom? Me; *Grins* Of course Rico. I know just where to kaboom. 26)You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? You compete in a tournament. How does Alice support you? As if she would! 27) You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? You can't stop laughing. What will Parker do? Threaten to use his spurs on me. 28) 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Skipper is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Cuz I love him. 29) 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. King Julien tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for Alice. Yuck! 30) You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? You're dating Dr. Blowhole and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along? NO! 31) Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? Will Kowalski and Private ever kiss? You'd better get your head on straight if you say yes! 32) 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Private appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? ...Private's a WHAT?! 33) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? You had a haircut and Rico can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Does my new hair do look too muck like Rico's? If so, I'll kill the one who did my hair! 34) 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? Doris thinks she’ll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her? No worries girl! Lots of guys like ya! 35) 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Alice is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Um, thanks, but no thanks. I'm straight. 36) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? You spot Parker kissing Skipper. How do you react Parker you idiot! What are you doing to my Skipper? 37) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? You notice that Blowhole and Marlene have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking? I'm thinking that Skipper should get to saving his girlfriend! JK about the girlfriend part. 38) Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? Could Skipper and Private be soul mates? What idiot would say that!? 39) Would 2 trust 5? Would King Julien trust Kowalski? He's an idiot! He'd trust anybody! 40) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Marlene is bored and pokes Parker. What happens after that? Parker; I wouldn't do that again unless you want a lethal dose of poison. 41) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? If Private and Dr. Blowhole cooked dinner what would they make? A mess! 42) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Rico and Alice apply for a job. What job? Rico; Kaboom! I think he means a demolition expert. Alice; I already have a job! 43) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Doris gives Kowalski a haircut. Is that okay? Kowalski would allow Doris to do anything to him! 44) 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? Alice sketches what Private's perfect girlfriend should look like; will Private be happy? How should I know? 45) 1 accidentally kicked 10? Skipper accidentally kicked Parker? With those two in that situation, how is it an accident? 46) 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen? King Julien sent a message to his Bf/Gf but Doris got it. What would happen? Doris; Sorry, but I'm not into you. 47) 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Private noticed he wasn't invited to your birthday? Why wouldn't I invite poor Private? 48) 7 won the lottery? Rico won the lottery? He'd buy more explosives and weapons. 49) 8 had quite a big secret? Doris had quite a big secret? She's cheating on Kowalski with Skipper?! *Gasp* 50) 9 became a singer? Alice became a singer? 0_o 51) 10 got a daughter? Parker got a daughter? Could that daughter be related to Perry the platypus in some way? 52) What would 1 think of 2? What would Skipper think of King Julien? An annoying idiot! 53) How would 3 greet 4? How would Dr. Blowhole greet Marlene? I have no clue. 54) What would 4 envy about 5? What would Marlene envy about Kowalski How should I know! His intelligence, maybe? 55) What dream would 5 have about 6? What dream would Kowalski have about Private? Brotherly type? 56) What do 6 and 7 have in common? What do Private and Rico have in common? They're both penguins in Skippers military type of unit. 57) What would make 7 angry at 8? What would make Rico angry at Doris? If Doris broke Kowalski's heart? 58) Where would 8 meet 9? Where would Doris meet Alice? In the zoo? 59) What would 9 never dare to tell 10? What would Alice never dare to tell Parker? Anything and everything! 60) What would make 10 scared of 1? What would make Parker scared of Skipper? His awesome commando moves! Gravity Falls 1. Dipper 2. Stan 3. Mable 4. Wendy 5. Soos 6. Robbie 7. Pacifica 8. Candy 9. Waddles 10. Gideon 1. Its your birthday, what did 5 get you? Its your birthday, what did Soos get you? Something awesome I bet! 2. 4 beat you up. Wendy beat you up. Why would Wendy beat me up? 3. 6 is jumping off a building to see if he can fly. Robbie is jumping off a building to see if he can fly. Me; Go Robbie! You can do it! *Whispers* Nah, he cant. I just wanna see the jerk get hurt. 4. Who's important to 2? Who's important to Stan? The twins! Duh! Why is Waddles so happy? Cuz hes with mable! 6. Why the hell is 7 being nice? Why is Pacifica being nice? She wants something. I know it! 7. Why is 5 sad? Why is Soos sad? He shouldnt be sad! 8. How will 10 be remembered? How will Gideon be remembered? As a fake psychic child whom everybody hated! 9. Does 9 have any regrets? Does Waddles have any regrets? What regrets? Hes a pig! 10. What is 8 hiding? What is Candy hiding? How should I know! 11. Who does 7 hate? Who does Pacifica hate? Lots of people. 12. Are 6 and 5 friends? Are Robbie and Soos friends? NO WAY! 13. 4 raped 3. Wendy raped Mable. Me; WENDY! YOU SICKO! 14. Whats the worse thing 2 ever did? Whats the worse thing Stan ever did? I think it would be keeping secrets from the twins. 15. 1 is pregnant. Dipper is pregnant. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. 10 wants to have "fun" with 9 Gideon wants to have "fun" with Waddles Only if hes drunk! 17. Life is hard for 8 Life is hard for Candy Oh well 18. 7 is dead. Pacifica is dead. Lets PARTY! 19. 6 and 5 hate each other Robbie and Soos hate each other Not quite hate. 20. 4 and 3 love each other? Wendy and Mable love each other? That would be the aftermath of 13. 21. 2 can't stay away from 1 Stan can't stay away from Dipper Creapy! 22. 1 has to stay with 6 forever!!! Dipper has to stay with Robbie forever!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!! 23. 3 runs away from 4? Mable runs away from Wendy? I guess thats the breakup! 24. 2 kills 10. Mable kills Gideon Kinda believable. 25. 10 begs 5 to love him. Gideon begs Soos to love him. WHA-? 26. 8 rapes 4 Candy rapes Wendy WHA-? 27. 3 is chasing 1 to rape Mable is chasing Dipper to rape PINESEST! 28. 10 is very rude. Gideon is very rude. Now that makes sense! 29. 3 kills 8 Mable kills Candy Why would Mable kill one of her best friends? 30. 6 loves 1 Robbie loves Dipper Im sorry, but for those who ship it, YOURE WEIRDOS! 31. 4 comforts 7 Wendy comforts Pacifica Never! 32. 7 breaks 9's laptop. Pacifica breaks Waddle's laptop Since when does Waddles have a laptop? 33. 4 stops 8 from hurting themselves. Wendy stops Candy from hurting themselves Well, I guess I could kinda see that. 34. 5 dies Soos dies NOOOOO! NOT THE MAN-CHILD! TAKE THE EMO ROBBIE! 35. 7 and 4 die Pacifica and Wendy die Yea! Pacificas dead. NOOOOOO! Not Wendy! 36. 7 abuses 5 Pacifica abuses Soos She does that to everybody. 37. 7 forgets about 3 Pacifica forgets about Mable Yes! Mable doesnt have to worry about that brat! 38. 5 watches 9 burn Wendy watches Waddles burn Wendy doesnt know its Waddles. She just wants her bacon! 39. 9 dies in 6's arms Waddles dies in Robbie's arms He also wants his bacon! 40. 1 kills 2 while raping him. Dipper kills Stan while raping him. NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! 41. 3 is everything 5 wanted. Mable is everything Soos wanted. Uhhh... 42. You catch 6 kissing 9 You catch Robbie kissing Waddles Robbie; ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! He just tastes like bacon! 43. 6 has sex with 3 Robbie has sex with Mable No! Ewwwwwww! 44. 4 and 6 are secretly in love. Wendy and Robbie are secretly in love Used to be in love. And it wasnt a secret. 45. 1 and 8 are asleep in a bed. Together. Dipper and Candy are asleep in a bed. Together. Mable was having a sleepover and her, Candy, and Grenda got high. On Smiledip! 46. 6 committed suicide. What is 4's reaction Robbie committed suicide. What's Wendy's reaction Wendy; Good. One less jerk fallowing me. 47. 9 sees 3 in a new light Waddles sees Mable in a new light. He sees her the the same everyday. 48. 5 makes 7 breakfast. Wendy makes Pacifica breakfast. Since when? 49. 1 discovers 9's sorrow Dipper discovers Waddles' sorrow. What sorrow? Hes a pig! 50. 7 is going to die! 2's reaction? Pacifica is going to die! Stan's reaction? Stan; Uh, do I know this girl? Randomly list twelve Club Penguin characters 01.) Cadence 01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Have you ever read a Gary/Herbert fanfic before? What! 02.) Do you think Four is hot? Do you think Sweetsally18 is hot? Uh, she's my sister! 03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? What would happen if Jet-Pack Guy got PH pregnant? I have seen a Jet/PH story, but not that intense! 04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Do you recall any fics about Dot? Can you recommend any? Well, with Dot, yea, but not all about Dot. 05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Would Aunt arctic and Gary make a good couple? Well, I think so. 06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Sensei/Dot or Sensei/Rockhopper? Uhh... 07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? What would happen if Hunter walked in on Aunt Arctic and Jet-Pack Guy having sex? Hunter;*Looks away* JET! 08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Make up a summary for a Rookie/Rockhopper fanfic. Uhhhhhhhhhh... Rookie sails the seven seas with Captain Rockhopper, but finds more than he bargained for. 09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Is there any such thing as a Cadance/PH fluff fanfic? NO! 10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Suggest a title for a Hunter/Jet-Pack Guy Hurt/Comfort fic. Oh boy. Lemmie try it. Patrick did something unspeakable to Hunter, and there's only one penguin she trusts with the info. 11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Sweetsally18 to de-flower Cadence? Umm... They got drunk, but only because they were told it wasn't alcohol, and things ended up getting out of hand. 12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Does anyone on your friends list read Hunter slash? I think some read my 'Mistletoe' Story. It was Hunter/Jet 13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? EWWW!!! NOT THAT I KNOW OF, NO! 14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Herbert? Oh yea. I know some. 14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Would anyone you know write Aunt Arctic/Sweetsally18/Sensei? NO!!!! 15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? What might Rockhopper scream at a moment of great passion? ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! 16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? If you wrote a song-fic about PH, what song would you choose? 'Godda Have a Wingman' Come on! We were all thinking it! 17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? If you wrote a Cadance/Gary/Jet-Pack Guy fic, what would the warning be? Warning! Very, very weird! 18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? What might be a good pick-up line for Rockhopper to use on Aunt Arctic? I don't know. 19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five? When was the last time you read a fic about Sensei? I don't ever recall reading one about him. 20.) What is seven's super-secret kink? What is Hunter's super-secret kink? More than likely one with a kind heart. Yea, I don't understand kink, really. 21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Herbert shag Dot? Drunk or sober? Only if they were both drunk! 22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? If Rookie and Hunter got together, who would top? Rookie...What? 23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. "Cadance and Dot are in a happy relationship until Dot suddenly runs off with Sweetsally18. Candance, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Herbert and a brief unhappy affair with Jet-Pack Guy, then follows the wise advice of Gary and finds true love with Rookie." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Uhm... 'Complicated' No one would read that, no one shout write it. 24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? How would you feel if Hunter/PH was canon? NO! 1. What is your favorite TV show? I like lots! Phineas and Ferb, Penguins of Madagascar, Gravity Falls, and Invader Zim are some. 2. What is the most recent movie you saw? Holes. 3. If you could do anything, what would it be? Be famous! 4. What is your favorite number? I have a few. 1, 3, 6, 12, and 24. 5. What do you do to fall asleep? Listen to music. 6. Do you hate anyone? Yes. Lots. 7. Who's your favorite singer/band? Singer; Katy Perry Band; The band Perry 8. What is the weirdest thing about you? I'm the kid who can have an intelligent conversation with someone, yet is obsessed with cartoons. 9. Are you a bad person? Well, a little, yea. 10. What do you like to drink? Pop. 11. What is your favorite candy? Any type of gummies. 12. Where do you want to go? Hollywood. 13. Who in your favorite TV show are you mostly like? Hmm... I'm an odd combination of Perry (Phineas and Ferb) cuz of his awesome moves, Skipper (Penguins of Madagascar) cuz of his leadership, Dipper (Gravity falls) cuz of my curiosity, and Dib/Zim (Invader Zim) Because of my intelligence. 14. What do you always say to keep yourself going in life? "Remember; God is always with you." 15. What do you think is really annoying? Something being repeated over and over and over again. 16. Do you have any goals? Become famous. 17. If you get married someday do you want to have children. If you do, how many, and what gender? Whatever my spouse wants, as long as it's no more than 4. 18. What is your favorite song? I have SO many! I can't decide! 19. Are you scared of Horror movies? Not at all! 20. Are you bored from answering these questions? Na, I find it fun! Set your Ipod on shuffle! 1. What does the world think of you? "I want you to want me" by Girlicious.(Um, as IF!) 2.What do my friends think of me? "Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me" by The Pussycat Dolls. (No, not really!) 3. Do people secretly lust after me? "Marry you" by Bruno Mars (I'll take that as a yes, but I doubt it.) can I make myself happy? "Raining Men" By Rihanna feat. Nicki Manaj (NO WAY!) I think my current theme song is? "All the Single Ladies" by Beyonce (Hm, I'd have to think about that.) 6.What does everyone else think my current theme song is? "Take your time (Do it right)" By Girlicious. (Maybe...) 7.What song will play at my funeral? "S&M" by Rihanna (BAD PARTY PLANNERS! WHY WOULD YOU PLAY THAT!) 8.What is my motto? "Are you coming home today?" by Deana Carter (Who do I want to come home?) 9.What do I think of the person I like? "Fading" by Rihanna (That makes no sense!) 10.What is your life story? "Right now" by The Pussycat Dolls (I barely understand that song, so I cant say really.) 11.What is your biggest secret? "Billionaire" by Bruno Mars (I only wish!) 12.If you could go back in time, what would you change? "California King Bed" by Rihanna (That also makes no sense!) 13.What was the happiest moment of your life? "How many times how many lies" by The Pussycat Dolls (All I can say to that is; Wha-?) 14.What are the most important lessons you learned in life? "Angel without a prayer" by Deana Carter (Is that what I am?) 15.What is your earliest memory? "Hate that I love you" By Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo (That would make sense, what with my mom, but no. My earliest memory is falling out of my house on the second story. Nude.) 16.What are the funniest or most embarrassing stories your family tells about you? "Teenage dream" By Katy Perry (Hm, maybe, since my teenage dream is to become famous one day!) 17.If you could hold onto just one memory of your life forever, what would it be? "I kissed a girl" by Katy Perry(Excuse me, but I am straight! I never have, never will kiss a girl!) 18.What are you proudest of in your life? "Baby Doll" by Girlicious (Another one of those 'Wha-?' ones.) 19.When in life have you felt most alone? "Did I shave my legs for this?" by Deana Carter (1, I almost always feel alone. 2, THIS MAKES NO SENSE!) has your life been different than you imagined? "Skin" by Rihanna (What? I was sure I'd be undead! Kidding. What's skin supposed to mean here?) would you like to be remembered? "Welcome to my life" by Simple Plan (Well, the song fits my life, but no.) you have any regrets? "City of love" by Isabella (Can you blame me for having PnF on my iPod? Anyway, I do wanna visit Paris, but that's not what this question was asking, so no.) 23.What does your future hold? "Made me realize" by Adam WarRock (Can you blame me for having Gravity Falls on my iPod too? Now,this one I get. ONE OF THE RARE ONES THAT i UNDERSTAND!) 24.Where did you grow up? "Today is gonna be a Great Day" by Bowling for Soup (Yea, another PnF. As for this one, I only wish!) is your relationship with your parents? "Zelda's Lullaby" from The Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past (Well, here's my LoZ finally showing. Anyway, I don't get this.) 26.What do you look like? "Not so bad a Dad after all" by Vanessa (I'M A GIRL!) 27.When did you first fall in love? "We're watching and we're waiting" by Phineas, Ferb and the gang. (I guess you could say that, yea.) Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"? - Stay on the phone with him, even if hes not saying anything. - When he's mad hug him tight and don't let go - When he says he's ok dont believe it, talk with him - because 10 yrs later he'll remember you - Call him at 12:00am on his birthday to tell him you love him - Call him before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat him like he's all that matters to you. - Tease him and let him tease you back. - Stay up all night with him when he's sick. - Watch his favorite movie with him or his favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give him the world. - Let him wear your clothes. - When he's bored and sad, hang out with him - Let him know he's important. - Kiss him in the pouring rain. - When he runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: My Boy Side: You love hoodies. YES!!! You love jeans. Well, as long as they fit. Dogs are better than cats. Maybe. It's hilarious when people get hurt. Yup. :D You've played with/against boys on a team. Oh, yes. Shopping is torture. YES! Sad movies suck. I don't mind sad movies. You own/ed an X-Box I've owned other gaming systems, but never an x-box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. Yea. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. Well, yea, at one point. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. Yes! :D You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Not obsessed, but I did like them at one point. You watch sports on TV. Do game shows count? Gory movies are cool. Amazingly cool. You go to your dad for advice. Not at all. You own like a trillion baseball caps. Not baseball caps, but I do have a few hats. You like going to high school football games. Sorry. Not into watching sports, really. I PLAY THEM! You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Do Pokèmon cards count? Baggy pants are cool to wear. Definately. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Yea, kinda Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors. All but red You love to go crazy and not care what people think. It all depends on where I am and who's around me. Sports are fun. Depends on the sport. Talk with food in your mouth. Course I don't! Well, there is the occasional time. Total: 15. Your Girl Side: You wear lip gloss/stick. NOOOOO. You love to shop. ONLY VIDEO GAMES! You wear eyeliner. NOOOOOOOO! You wear the color pink. NOOOOOOOOOO. Go to your mom for advice. No. You consider cheerleading as a sport. NOOOO! You hate wearing the color black. GOSH NO! You like hanging out at the mall. Not unless Im shopping for games or surgery things! You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. Terribly no You like wearing jewelry. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. EEEEEW NO! Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. Shopping? Really? NO! You don't like the movie Star Wars. Yea, I don't. You were/are in to gymnastics/dance? WERE is the operative word, but yea. ONLY BY FORCE THOUGH! It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make up. No way! That's way to long! You smile a lot more than you should. No. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. No. You care about what you look like. Nope You like wearing dresses when you can. Who do you think you're talking to? NO! You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. I don't. Not at all. You love the movies. Yes! :D Used to play with dolls as a little kid. I liked to as a kid, but I'd pop their heads off! Like putting make up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Does nothing count? Like being the star of everything Um, not everything, no. Total 4 Yea! I'm a guy! ...Even though I am a girl I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGS and liked it! I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving hippy thong. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!!! Stupid laws In New York- it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (aw man...) Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. (do not invoke the wrath of the slippers police) In Florida- Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. It is illegal to sell your children. ( well I hope so!) Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (looks like I have to leave my elephant at home) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. (Shoot, looks like karaoke beach night at the Starbucks is canceled) In Georgia- Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. (but where else can you put them?) Signs are required to be written in English. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. (at least you don't have to worry about sitting on it) in South Dakota- No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. (... not even gonna comment...) It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. (but they're so comfortable) In Tennessee- It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket. (I don't even know what to say) No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. (I think that's up to the frogs.) In Missouri- Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. (BOO!) It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. Dancing is strictly prohibited. It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. ( why a bucket?) A milk man may not run while on duty. (RUN, MILK MAN, RUN!) In Idaho- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (that's a lot of candy!) You may not fish on a camel’s back. (A CAMEL! this is not Egypt) Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. (...) Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. (WHAT IS WITH THE ANIMALS AND FISHING?!) In Indiana- The value of Pi is 3. (what does this have to do with ANYTHING?!) Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. (but you can take showers, right?) It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. No one may throw an old computer across the street at their neighbor. (did this happen a lot?) In Alaska- Clowns beware! (WHAT THE HECK?!?) In Kansas- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. ( they do realize that means neither can move, right? obviously not...) Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal. ( they obviously do not know of ZIM's temper) No one may wear a bee in their hat. ( why would you want to?!) No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. ( aww man...) To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!" 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Did anyone else notice there is no number 8, 13, or 16? 'Cause I did! Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on! If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile! Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you're going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is the last day of school and you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the movie. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world. Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty." Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly. Crazy is when you go outside and show off your Just Dance 2 moves in the rain. While singing along. Crazy is when you watch Lord of the Rings with your family, and at the end, when they discuss it like nerds, you nod like you get it and when they finish talking, you look at something random and say, "Oh, shiny!...wait...what were we talking about again?" Crazy is AWESOME!!! Crazy is when you is on Skype, and your friend randomly says, "Well, that guy's headed for certain death," and you laugh. Crazy is saying, "There's a car in a river, and people in the car. How is that a fail? That's a win!!!" Crazy is when you read crack pairing fics and make your own when you're bored. Crazy is when you have memorized all the words to llamas with hats and repeat them to random people, just so you can creep them out. Crazy is when you randomly say 'moo' or 'cheese'. Crazy am when you don't not got no good grammars. Crazy is when you receive daily threats to get put in an asylum. Crazy is when you make a list of where you put everything so as not to lose it, and you lose the list. Crazy is when you can voluntarily make your eye twitch, and it looks realistic, too! Crazy is when you ferociously growl like a mad wolf when your friends annoy you. Crazy is when you put it on your To-Do list to memorize the universe's top ten most annoying songs. Crazy is when you are in a quiet classroom, you fall out of your chair backwards, and start laughing insanely while everyone stares at you. Crazy is when you constantly shout out non-sequitors. TORTELLINI!!!!!!! Crazy is when you like eating paper. Crazy is when you bend your computer or DS screen and threaten it when it's being slow or you lose a game. Crazy is when you say something that makes no sense to anyone but you and doesn't actually relate to anything, but you crack up, and when everyone stars giving you "looks", you cover up by saying it's an "inside joke." Crazy is when you are PROUD of the fact that you can bash your head against a wall for five straight minutes and not feel a thing. Crazy is when your stuff keeps falling out of your locker, and you randomly snap and start punching and kicking it and screaming, "HOW DO YA' LIKE ME NOW?!?!? HUH?!? YOU WANT SOME A' DIS?!? HUH? HUH?!?" and not even noticing that everyone is stopping and staring at you. Crazy is when you burn your tongue on a hot liquid or something like that, shriek, spaz out, wonder how long it will take for your taste buds to grow back, then continue drinking the scalding liquid like nothing happened. Crazy is when you let out a crazy fangirl squeal at nothing. Crazy is when you have a staring contest with yourself. Crazy is when you've unintentionally done half, or more, of the things on this list. Crazy is when you meow according to how you're feeling. (Happy meow when you're happy. Angry meow when you're angry.) Crazy is when you put an entry in this list, then go back and re-paste it onto your profile months later. Crazy is when you walk into a wall, and then say, "Excuse me ma'am" until someone points out that the wall isn't going to move out of your way. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Yes, that's not suspicious at all!) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh, good, I was afraid it would be like that pack of batteries I bought that said, "Batteries Not Included") On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Good, because I didn't come prepared.) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Honey, I may be an idiot, but I'm NOT stupid!) Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. 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