Updated! ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes and for a mature audience. Will spruce up later on. In continuation as of 2019!

ZADF. When the annual school camping trip takes place, Zim and Dib are forced to share a cabin. Both are disgusted at first, until Dib wonders why Zim has been acting stranger than usual during the week. Full summary inside. R&R please! No flames.

Mr. Burns is a vampire and survives by drinking the blood of various tonwspeople, but what happens when he smells blood so delicious, that he doesn't want anyone elses? Will Smithers be able to resist? Or will he succumb to the alluring vampire?

Many years after the story took play, Zim, now a tallest, has complete and utter control over Earth. Gaz, waking up after being trapped in the A.S.M. all these years, has been appointed to be the personal servant of the 'King' by his royal highness himself... what could go wrong? ZAGR, DATR, GAMR, R&R!

One night, Turbo went to bed in frustration, wondering what he could possibly do about that Road Blasters game. When he woke up, thirty years had passed. He was told that he'd nearly died when Turbo Time was unplugged and had now been reformatted for use in a new game called Sugar Rush...but people are treating him strangely, and he feels like there's something he can't remember...

Easter eggs aren't just chocolaty treats you collect on Easter morning. They're also hidden messages you find in video games. An example of an 'Egg' is Lorain Licorice-Twist. But when her game is threatened by a mysterious man she has to stop him before things get out of control and her game gets unplugged! (Before/During movie)

:UPDATE: GO TO LAST CHAPTER BEFORE READING. From cruel Golden Eagles to thuggish bats, Adina is desperate to leave her old home behind her. But fate has something planned for the Black Racer. And what does the town of Dirt and an old legend have to do with it? Rattlesnake Jake/OC

My name is 10. 9 is sick and 7 is doing the best she can to take care of him. When I turned 6 months old, I discovered something that sent me on the path to discovering who I am, how I came into this world, and what is my destiny... Inspired by Cel's "Eternal Family" and other things. Discontinued.

Sarah Darling isn't what you would call "good". A troubled history and violent temper have landed her into trouble more than once. But it's her friend's carelessness that just might prove to be her salvation. Hook/OC

Sequel to 'As a Stitchpunk'. It's five years later, and 6 is accidentally transported to our world and turned into a human! Now Eliza must send him and the others home, but is falling in love with him again. Rating may change later.

In the aftermath of the 9 movie 9 and the others will try to live as they had planned, but what if 9 missed something? After all the impossible just means you haven't tried hard enough

Part Three of "Of Monotremes and Men". Thanks to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's bumbling Perry the Platypus is now Perry the Person. How far is Perry willing to go to back to what he was? And how will he deal with his new-found feelings for a certain teenage girl? ON HIATUS UNTIL TIME TRAVEL TANGLE IS TERMINATED

Cecil Palmer is a patient in a mental institution, living in a world in his mind that he calls "Night Vale". Carlos is the new psychiatrist that Cecil falls in love with.

Perry Platynis always pictured himself to live a long, normal, boring life. Never once did he include guardianship, nor did he include children. Thankfully though, he has a guardian angel, one in the form of Heinz Doofenshmirtz who will not only take care of them, but also teach them the meaning of family. *Semi-hiatus. Will update at the most random of times.*

(High School AU) Jackson Overland Frost has more to him than meets the eye. Orphaned and abused by the owner of the orphanage Adrien, he transfers to the rich kid school on the other side of Burgess. Alone without friends Jack meets Aster, who finds out his secret, but is it in time to save him? (Warning Abuse, Angst, graphic violence)

AU. Humanized. Skipper and the team move to Manhatten Park while on a mission to catch a serial killer who is presumed to be in NY. Manhatten is infested with cruel gang members and a supposed Mafia whom could be hiding the murderer. So when Skipper meets Marlene, his new cute and naive neighbor, the mission becomes even more difficult. Contains Skilene, Koris and surprise pairing.

AU. (Alternative Universe). Hearing a less than pleasant exchange between Waternoose and Randall makes Sulley more than a little concerned. But will offering the abrasive Randall friendship and support really change anything at all? Because sometimes family is what you choose. Cover by myrobotlandlord on tumblr.

Baljeet is a crossdressing pole dancer. Buford is a mafia boss. The rest of my summary doesn't fit in here :P.

Life is hard enough without playing guardian to a narcissistic Disney villain. Behold, the misadventures of myself and a certain racer as we tackle the world around us and I try to keep my sanity. (related to my "Have Some Candy" one-shot)

Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.

There's a reason why Double D wears that hat, but just when he thought he could finally take it off, his world falls apart when he receives terrible news, forcing him to tell his friends the story behind his hat ... Light slash. Rated T for safety.

Sequel to "A New Life." Finally back in his old body, Turbo is eager to race and start a new life for himself and his twins. But the rest of Sugar Rush, and the rest of the arcade, are less than thrilled to have him back. As the Turbo Time racers attempt to navigate a new life in a hostile arcade, Turbo soon discovers that his glitch is even harder to control than he thought.

Vanellope von Schweetz is "programmed parentless" - a kid with no parents, and with a backstory that doesn't include parents. Then, in the middle of enjoying life with her surrogate family, she begins remembering events that never happened. Still, it's easy to ignore the nonsensical flashbacks, until King Candy reappears with a head full of...unusual memories. Sequel to Ghost Boy.

Captain Hook comes to kidnap Elizabeth, but finds out that she would willingly go with him

When 9 is seperated from 7 and the twins, he finds someone he thought he'd never see again. Now, his mission becomes a race against time as he sets out to finish his mission and discover his destiny. Companion piece to 9: The Savior Returns

Skipper is sent by the Central Base for a mission without his team, again. But just as the mission started, everybody is killed, and he's captured. He's held in a prison, he met someone he knew so well there - but not the one he could trust. A senior agent with Skipper's team try to save him. Loyalty, betrayal; resulting with a battle till the last drop of blood. Rated for violence

When turned human, Skipper and Marlene face challenges of living in New York, not to mention their rapidly growing feelings toward each other. However, will complications split them away? Maybe not. Heavy Skilene, future M rated scenes. Requested.

Sour Bill knows of King Candy's alter ego and must cover for him all the time. But, could be be falling in love with the speed demon despite this?

The fault is mine and mine alone. I have no one to blame but myself. No one forced me to do the things I did. They were all of my own invention, all my own choices ... the WRONG choices.

The curse is broken and finaly things are back to the way that they used to be. Or are they? A strong friendship seems to be a lot stronger than it used to be. Or could it be the beginning of something more. How long can Cogsworth and Lumiere hide their secret from the prince and the others in the castle. how far will they go. read if you want to find out.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

It's the high school homestretch, but when complications with her transcript arise, overachiever Bonnibel is faced with a multitude of other problems that may jeopardize her chance at graduation. The main one being a nuisance named Marceline. Multi-chaptered AU, rated M.

Everything was fine for Skipper. His team was together, he had his morning coffee and he got to spend his days with his son who doesn't know he has a dad... Then his Ex-wife had to come ruin it all with her plan to take his son to Blowhole... right?

A look at Waylon's past and his emerging crush on Mr. Burns as he is hired as the man's assistant part time after school. Everything seems to be going well until Waylon gets into a fight and Burns urges Waylon to fight back like a man, a bit of advice that he would come to regret.

Montgomery Burns tried to never get attached to anyone or anything. Relationships were only a liabilty. Yet very rarely someone would manage to break through that barrier... [A story of the relationship between Montgomery Burns and Waylon Smithers Sr.]

For as long as they could remember, Peter Pan was always infatuated with the Darling girls. Amelia was no different. She passed her chance to stay in Neverland. Her reason, unlike Wendy and Jane's, wasn't to grow up for her family. Mia didn't notice that Peter never came back. So she became an adult with adult things to do. What an adult she made. This didn't go unnoticed by Hook.

Being the royal assistant of such a complicated person like King Candy is far from easy. But the weirdest part is being actually in love with him. There is also something scary in it that Bill can't quite explain. Still, one night, he decides to make it clear that he doesn't feel forced to be with the two-faced monarch. Turbo/Sour Bill.

The king stared into the mirror. His reflection stared back.

When Felix's game starts to break down, our favorite foursome must venture into a new world to save it; The world of online gaming. My take on a sequel, basically. No self inserts, No OC pairings, no gamers getting sucked into the digital world. Just the fab four going on an adventure.

My spin-off series taking place after "End of Summer". Phineas and Ferb are back in school with their friends and Perry, and are trying to make school as fun as possible while Perry has to stop the school's newest teacher: Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Felix has been troubled about the blackout in the arcade for weeks. The only person he can turn to by now is Turbo. Rated T for some swearing. This fanfiction has Turbo/Felix slash. Don't like, don't read. Completed.

When Julien goes to the Penguins to inform them of something important, he ends up in a situation that will take awhile to fix. Can Skipper and the others deal with the new Julien? GENDERBENDER! Skip/Jul. Title and Rating due to change. ENJOY!

Neither the Sandman nor Pitch Black were prepared for this.

A Pitch x Sandy AU where they are both human.

When Litwak's friend brings the original Fix-It Felix game to the arcade for a special exhibition during a gaming convention, Felix Jr's Father and sister come to town just in time for Felix and Tamora's wedding. But old prejudices and hidden agendas make sure there's never a dull moment! Meet the Fix-Its!

Turbo wakes up after the battle for Sugar Rush. Unfortunately he has no memory of what happened, where he is, or even who he is. He runs into some trouble when seeking answers and eventually ends up finding something else has survived...something that will turn everyone's world upside down...especially his own.

In which King Candy falls ill for a day. Guess who has to take care of him? (Originally done as a writing prompt on tumblr.)

Felix's father-in-law comes into town, much to his excitement but Calhoun's mysterious fear. As he unravels this family dynamic, he discovers that there is MUCH more to Tamora's past than just a programmed fiancee. Family, it seems, can cause more tragedy and torture than any lost love. Warning: VERY SAD!

Felix has a secert. A secert he has locked away deep within his games code, but what will he do when the others find out he is hiding something from them and has bee for over 19 yrs? -WARNING: Yaoi ahead-

Being a Surge Protector is a thankless job, that Surge starts having second thoughts about. Until a power outage occurs and he learns the true meaning of 'Hero's Duty'.

Doofenshmirtz turned himself into a platypus and is found by the Flynn-Fletchers household. What could possibly go wrong with sharing a house with your nemesis? Perryshmirtz and Mpreg warning.

The discovery of a rogue gaming code leads to the revealing of a strained friendship between Felix and Turbo, before the latter went game-jumping. Oneshot, spoilers.

You've all seen and maybe read or imagined things that have happened in the other me's past, but no one's ever asked about MY story, and frankly...I'm a little offended by it... Rated T.

What if King Candy was an actual character that was taken over by Turbo?

His cover was blown, his nemesis was standing in his kitchen, his family was asleep upstairs, and Doof was as casual as ever! Perryshmirtz. Slash. Rated M.

In the wreckage of the world, a little girl and funny bearded man find they have similar musical tastes. Oneshot. Warning: Has spoilers for "I Remember You" and, to a lesser extent, "Holly Jolly Secrets."

It all started when the two men were in College together. One thing turned into another...Now, everything has changed. Not only for the banished Irken or the former Paranormal Investigator but for his family too! And when things take an unexpected turn...

Kowalski has a lot on his mind, but it's not anything anyone would expect. Rated for Sexual Content, and mention of Rape. Kipper pairing not the rape part. Finally Completed!

What would happen if 9 had died instead of 1?

So that was it, then. 0 was deaf. She would be of no use to him. A waste of a perfectly good part of his soul. He swept her aside and began working on the creations that would matter. Mostly post-story, 6xOC, 5x9

Carl decides to write an autobiography about himself, but keeps getting interrupted by major monogram. Trust me it sounds lame but I tested it on my friends and they all found it hilarious, so hopefully you will too.:)

When Perry is injured, Doofenshmirtz discovers his host family. It's the perfect opportunity to finally gain the upper hand... but will he take it?

Well the title should be self-explanatory. We all know that Doofenshmirtz doesn't like his birthdays. However this birthday turns out to be the worst of them all and it doesn't look like Perry will visit him today. How will Heinz ever survive this day? Written for Dan Povenmire's birthday!

Dib begins to get worried when he spies on Zim and finds the alien crying in his lab. What happened to make him so frustrated? He's known that the Tallest exiled him on earth 5 years ago. It's up to Dib to figure out what went wrong. Is all this stress going to Zim's head? What is real and what is not?

I'm sure other people have been curious and tried to write up why Doof built an amnesia-inator in the first place, but this is my guess from my own biased point of view. XP LINDASHMIRTZ! XD One-shot!

When Mina's family suspects Vlad of being something more than Mina's violin teacher, he decidse to lay low for a few years until the whole thing blows over. But can he and Mina go that long apart from each other?

Their friendship was definitely an odd one. A bunch of drabbles surrounding Zim and Dib's weird friendship. NO ROMANCE. ZADF. Ten drabbles per chapter! UPDATED!

Monogram's got a crazy assignment for Perry but can the monotreme handle a round-the-clock job or will Doofenshmirtz catch on too quickly? Rated T for some mature content. Perryshmirtz

A million mysteries and questions were just solved about Doofenshmirtz. So THAT'S why he took the night shift... A million more mysteries however were just opened. Rated M for...stuff in later chapters. Co-authored by randomfanfictioner01.

When Saria's home is destroyed and fellow red pandas are killed by rhinos, she is wounded and forced to leave her family behind. She risks her life to seek out the Kung Fu masters of the Jade Palace where she meets the lonely Master Shifu. Is she too late or will she find hope for her people before they're wiped out forever? Will she be able to bring justice for the lives lost?

AU. A rabbit doll sits in an antique shop, longing for a home. Eventual Tigger x Rabbit slash.

Captain Hook kidnapped me in order to get Peter Pan. Neither of them knew what they were getting into when they met me. Based on Disney animated movies and a recurring dream I have. Hook&OC

A prototype. That's all I am, I'm not like the others. I couldn't even be there for the war. I was alone and trapped for all those years I could have helped. But there's still some 'beasts' out there. Would I be any help? no, I'm a failure. I'm nothing...

9 is assaulted by an unseen assailant after a women fails at robbing him. He end up at the hospital with a half-blind doctor at his bed side /Human AU

Even when he's sick Perry can't seem to get a day off from fighting evil. But with a nemesis like Doofenshmirtz, being sick isn't that bad. It actually makes for a pretty nice day. PerryxDoof fluff/friendship/frienemies. Oneshot.

The twins are unable to fall asleep. Perhaps a lullaby is just what they need from the most unexpected of people...

kowalski is tired of being treated like he is. so he turns emo. but when skipper finds out will he be able to help him or find something more? kipper pairing. new chapter up: ch. 4: the truth and pain

30's my oc memories of a time she was happy. A time she had her family before it was taken away from her. from awakening to present

"Did you somehow rephrase all your petty excuses?" When Skipper had disappointed Kowalski so many times before, how could this time be different. KowalSkip/Kipper one-shot

"What do you want?" "What do we want? Well, Skipper..." Skipper had to surrender to save his friends... But the effect causes so much more problems. Humanized. Reviews highly appreciated. Long awaited last chapter is up!

Life was good for the penguins. But when Private's dad comes for a visit, the little penguin is thrown into a world of confessions that should have been told a long time ago. The truth doesn't always set you free... This story contains Skilene and Koris.

After the event of the secret Movie Night, 1 makes a harsh new rule. This is a sequel to Movie Night but you don't have to have read it to enjoy this story.

To say that Doofenshmirtz is feeling down would be a rather insulting understatement. Perry doesn't like it at all. Human!Perry AU.

When Perry gets hit with one of Doofenshmirtz's inators, his life turns upside down. Now a human, and a female, she ends up staying with her nemesis so he can change her back. However, she finds her feelings for him changing... Rated T just in case

Inspired by Hipturtle's Confessions. Private has decided to make a Mother's day gift, deciding to give it to the most motherly animal he knows. And no, this animal isn't really a female... One-Shot.

A warrior and a mechanic. An unlikely pair that ended up shaping the Empire. Younger!Tallest. RaPr

In acts of friendly revenge, or just when they're bored, the 'punks play all sorts of pranks on each other. REQUESTS TAKEN!

Five eggs arrive at the Penguins' habitat. It's up to the four birds to care for them.

*USED TO BE NAMED This is so Wrong* When a young girl falls during an earthquake, she wakes up a Stitchpunk! And worse, she can't speak! Can the others help her get home? Rated T for swearing.

Kowalski's mother comes for a surprise visit after they haven't seen eachother for years. How will Karolina react to what she has to face? And what will Kowalski do to keep his mother AND his love? Kowalski/ Julien pairing Written- ArchAngelDuskandDawn

another one of those truth or dares. except more of a romance one. since it's what i write about most...

When Perry shows up injured on his balcony, Doofenshmirtz considers his strange relationship with the secret agent. Human!Perry AU.

A simple accident leads Nine and One into a very awkward and confusing position. Feeling strange about the incident, Nine decides to confront One to find out what happened, the answer isn't what he expected. 1x9

Part of my headcanon series. Once-ler's never experienced snow before. He also has never been told of the dangers of cold temperatures.

The 9 have always thought they were alone on the planet, but were they wrong but is it all as great as it sounds?

My name is Serena Holmes. This is the story of how I went from losing my mother and living alone to finding the most unlikely family and gaining not one but two fathers and a little brother who's coming into this world was unusual to say the least. MPreg

It all starts when Skipper wants to know why ANYONE would follow an idiot like Julien. Maurice's answer isn't exactly what the penguins expected. "One night, a star fell to our island... but instead of a star, we found a star craft." Kowalski x Julien

Maurice has a stupid username, Private asks too many questions, an obsessed Kowalski, and a really obvious couple. Yea, what can go wrong? Some language. CURRENTLY ON HAITUS.

There's something in Yakko's past that the Warners are hiding, and as any good p-sychiatrist would, Scratchansniff wants to find out what it is. Various POVs. R&R please!

Master Oogway finds a young Tigress crying and tries to cheer her up by singing a special song.

Buck Rockgut has finally captured the Red Squirrel and is taking him back to HQ. But first... Off to NewFakePlacesBurg in the North! But super secret agent Nigel isn't about to let "his" target get taken in by another penguin. Slash.

summary inside. contains: skico, julene, and kovate.rated for drama, adventure, confessions, romance, family images, intense speaking, language, and boy/boy relationships.

This FanFic was inspired by an episode of P&F.

Marlene wants to be loved back by the penguin she fell for but it seems too impossible to be a possibility. Can Skipper love her like the way she wants? Rated M for sexual content.

When an attractive red lemur arrives at the zoo, King Julien finds himself head-over-heels for his newest subject. But there is more to the green-eyed beauty than meets the eye. Slash. Julien x Clemson, Hans x Skipper, etc.

Julien is upset when Skipper doesn't give him enough attention. Maurice gives him an idea, unintentionally, that will change the relationship between lemur and penguin forever. Pre-slash Skipper x Julien.

Rico never did understand why Skipper and Kowalski had helped him out in the first place...

Tara, Bria, Emily and Jessica would have never thought that their favorite show was real! But they are about to be proven wrong. Rated T for Skilene and Kovate.

Carl Fredrickson is dying, and an older Russell comes to visit him in the hospital with an unexpected surprise for his old friend; a Google Earth image of the Fredrickson home atop Paradise Falls.

These are the progressions of their relationships. Hans/Skipper, slash. Request if you want !

The Blue Fairy confronts the Coachman during a session on Pleasure Island. They discuss the morality of turning boys into donkeys. The Blue Fairy soon realizes that there is method behind the Coachman's madness.

kowalski keeps hiding something from everyone. Marlene wants to help him, but he won't tell her anything. eventually marski.

It only took a second for a fight to turn into Nine accidentally getting injured, severely. Now the others are struggling to fix him while Eight must deal with the guilt of causing it, and One must deal with his own complex feelings. 1x9, 2x5, and 6x8.

I suck at summeries, just please read the story.

Who would've thought that Shifu had bad timing with these kinds of things?

It's Ferb and Vanessa's big day. Doof reflects on how his baby girl is leaving him for another man. Perry remembers when the boys were younger. The two reflect on how Vanessa and the boys have grown up. Brotherly Fluff and Doof and Perry bromance.

When John realises he is attracted to his roommate he just can't help freaking out and being moody...and talk to himself - Rated M – Sherlock/John – Slash – Don't own obviously

Betty never left Simon, even when he thought she had.

With the others out, Nine is stuck watching over a bed ridden One, an emotionally strained Six, and a rather normal Eight. Between this and his own strange feelings appearing, can he survive the job he's been given? 1x9 and 6x8.

Kowalski finally admits his feelings for his beloved but he doesn't take it well i apologize if this might offend anyone

In her eyes I'm Prince Charming, but to him I'm just some fella riding in and stealing Cinderella.If he gives me a hard time I can't blame the fella, I'm the one who's stealing Cinderella. Ferb and Doof about Vanessa

Just my collection of winnie the pooh drabbles, most of them rabbit/tigger based.

Ferb goes to pick up Vanessa for a date, but first Doofenshrimtz has some rules to lay out. Ferbnessa

Fic 5 of the Berserker Saga. "Yesterday is History, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present." Master Tigress learns the leason of Oogway's words in the most unexpected way.

On a quiet day in Dirt, Beans invites Rango to her ranch for supper. Contains lots of Rango X Beans fluff. While there is some sexual content, no lemons. Feel free to read & review.

I know a lot of people do the whole thing with Perry becoming a human and falling for Doof or whatever but for this one, I've got a few twists to the normality of it. PerryxDoof mostly with slight Phinbella and Ferbnessa. Rated T for bad humor.

The reservations had been made, the tickets were in his wallet, he was wearing his best, cleanest lab coat and everything was right on schedule. ...This year was going to be different. Oneshot. Perryshmirtz fluff with hints of other pairings.

No one should be alone on Christmas. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz x human Perry. Family moments with Phineas and Ferb in later chapters.

It was meant to be a normal breaking-the-routine day for them. Being nice to her wasn't an unusual thing for him after all. AU fem!human!Perry/Doofenshmirtz

One has avoided Two ever since the Fabrication Machine's defeat. Even though he swears it doesn't bother him, he finds himself taking the seperation hard. Eventually he has to face Two. 1x2 One-shot

Doof has survived his daughter getting married, and is happy for her. But what happens when his daughter stops by and gives him some big news? Semi sequel to 'A Father's Love'. Oneshot.

This is a slash fic. Lumiere and Cogsworth had a fling a while back, starting before they were human again, and then Lumiere had an affair with Babette the feather duster and dumps Cogsworth. Much angst happens. I apologise profusely for this fic.

Rodney invents the "Animal-Iser." It's purpose? To turn all the OWCA agents back into mindless animals so they will no longer be a threat. Something goes wrong and now the OWCA agents are humanoid instead. Will contain slash and het pairings.

When Perry finds out his nemesis' secret fear, he does what no other person has done before: He helps him. Oneshot.

A mission goes wrong and Perry the Platypus finds himself no longer a platypus and no longer a him. To get back to his original self, Perry has to spend a week with his nemesis. DoofenshmirtzXPerry. It's slash, but not slash! Chapter 5 is up!

He stood up, walked over to the couch where Benson was sitting, and happily wrapped his arm around his thin, metal body. "Uh, Pops? What are you doing?" "We're going to enter the new year together!" Pops replied, a big smile on his face. Oneshot.

Summary- Doof is feeling a little down on New Years Eve, but can someone make him feel better? Worst summary ever, yes I know, Perryshmirtz. Human Perry. One-shot. Boyxboy

Teenage Tigress becomes a little curious about kissing, and who better to walk in on her while she's studying up, than Shifu? Completely clean. No Ti/Shi, if that's what you were thinking. That's gross.

The relationship of Montgomery Burns and Waylon Smithers, step by step through the years.

Carl sobbed and cringed as he backed into the corner, fresh bruises forming on his face, arms and chest. He didn't understand. Why was Monogram hurting him? Oneshot. Slight Carlogram if you squint. Rating may change if some find it more like M.

Rodney has a plan that will end the OWCA, but when it involves hurting Perry, will Doof stand for it? Rated T. COMPLETE!

The original nine are eager about the arrival of a new stitchpunk. Experimenting with a not so-positive portrayal of the "stitchpup" theory. R&R

#1 of my Charles Muntz stories. Flying home in the Spirit of Adventure, Carl and Russell stumble upon a glimpse into Muntz's past.

He knew that his treatment was harsh, but it was better than the alternative. He would not let his pride ruin another child's life. K due to very slight language.

This story is a request from Skulldestroyer. Blowhole and Skipper are secretly meeting, having fallen in love after an accident. But the team becomes suspicious that Blowhole has kidnapped Skipper whenever he doesn't return one night. First BlowSki fic.

Soon the whole party started to fight, Agent against Agent, Scientist against Scientist. How could a party go so wrong?

It wasn't unusual, but it was unexpected, especially from an agent of Agent P's caliber, and towards a newcomer, too. Hints of Perry/Doofenshmirtz.

Okay, this time this is really posted as a followup to the other P&F fics of me. But as there probably will be some more chapters, this is not a standalone! And I will ad further chapters here. M for later chapters and swearing. slash

Fic 4 of the Berserker Saga. A terrible accident shakes Po at his very core, will he recover in time to save the Furious Five and the Valley of Peace from old AND new Enemies?

Part Two of "Of Monotremes and Men". Perry's mind has been copied into Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lover while a dangerous new villain is trying to take over the Tri-State Area. Rated M for graphic sex/extreme violence/profanity/drug use. COMPLETE!

The first story in the "Colours" series. The cool steel of the razor blade sent shivers up Sherlock's arm... WARNING: SELF-HARM!

Benson begins to slowly realize he is possibly in love with pops...might stretch into a few chapters its slash so if you don't like please dont read X3

"He was getting away" "I don't care! You don't hit my nemesis Rodney!" Doof said, his voice getting louder. A one-shot. Rated T for slight cursing.

Involves crossdressing. As a disguise. And with the utmost of professionalism. Because that's how Sherlock rolls. Except John discovers he can't handle it.

'"Heinz, she's growing up. Perry will protect her." Charlene, surprisingly, put a comforting hand on Heinz's shoulder. "It'll be ok."' Human!PerryxVanessa. Don't like, don't read. Simple. Request fic.

'Vanessa tried not to laugh. Perry's eyes became half-lidded. "Yes. I know I'm, quite literally, covered in paint of many colours."' Human!PerryxVanessa. Don't like, don't read. Simple.

'Vanessa smiled widely and threw her arms around Perry's neck. "Thanks, Perry, this is so sweet…How did you know?" Perry chuckled. "Call it platypus' intuition."' Human!PerryxVanessa. Don't like, don't read. Simple.

Rattlesnake. What do you think of when you hear that word? Who do you think of? There are more Rattlesnakes then just the legend we know of. And this is what one Rattlesnake has to say about those who only think of Jake when they hear such a word.

Timon has a long, comforting discussion with his Ma', Honey. Contains references to pairings.

Perry goes to defeat Doofenshmirtz but the summer storm shakes him up. What the heck will Perry do? ;

Baljeet had never answered his door for Buford before, and the simple fact that Buford hadn't come waltzing into his house meant that something was terribly, terribly wrong. BuJeet. A story about coming out. R&R

Sherlock wants to be loved by John. He is just a little too impatient... Sherlock/John - M rated - Slash - Don't own obviously...

Hermione and Snape want each other. But will he admit it, or will Hermione have to go to extraordinary lengths to seduce Snape?

What if one of the zoos residents isn't exactly who he says he is... how will his friends react?

Perry reveals one of his best-kept secrets and explains how it led to the worst day of his life. Only rated T for a slightly graphic injury; no strong language or other age-inappropriate material.

A month has past since Sheriff Rango's death and Rattlesnake Jake reflects on decisions he's made... but sometimes the dead are more lively then they appear. ONESHOT/Slash pairing Rattlesnake Jake / Rango

What happened after that last incident with Heinz Doofenshmirtz's 'Kiss-inator'. Read 'Evil in a New Way' first to make more sense of this. Light slash.

Before the memory wipe Doofenshmirtz is being difficult and Perry's being sneaky. Warning Spoilers for PnF Across the 2nd Dimension Human!PerryxDoofenshmitrz

Synopsis: When Waylon Smithers decided to enter his Malibu Stacey Musical in Springfield's Amateur Theatre festival he could never guess it would cause Mr. Burns so much anxiety

They loved each other more than they could or would say. Neither knew they both felt the same. Age/Species appropriate Perryshmirtz. Twoshot.

Rango and Wounded Bird go on a camping mission and look at the sky. What does it mean? Based on a joke I heard from a friend.

Young Tigress is feeling distressed about how her master/father thinks of her and the gentle Oogway helps enlighten her with his wisdom.

Fic 3 of the Berserker Saga… Shifu seeks guidance for how to better his relationship with Tigress, meanwhile Tigress seeks training in how to do something special for her adopted father… mild Po/Tigress.

John wakes up at the hospital...something is strange, something is missing...or someone. After TGG. Rated M for slash second chapter . Sherlock/John. Don't own obviously...

Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.

Belle returns to Beast a moment too late, listen as the moment echoes through a castle, and see what becomes of them in consequence. For everyone who wishes Beast had never changed. I'm going to do my best to ensure that this is a fiction of quality.

Hermione scratches it

What does 1 think of his mate and vice versa? Short, but do read and review. 1xOC

In life, sometimes there are things you have to struggle with in order to come to terms. Benson/Pops, more like fluff though than straight up romance.

Yes, this is a poem. Its in first person. I can't give a summary. Its a short poem that doesn't rhyme about Kowalski. That's all I'm giving. Sorry if it sucks.

Sherlock wants John, but John says no...Sherlock/John - Slash - Rated : M - Don't own obviously...

Skipper is their leader, Kowalski their brains, Rico their never-ending supply of weaponry, but Private . . . Private is their heart. Slash.

fic 2 of the Berserker Saga... Tigress notices something missing with Po's action figure collection and sets about fixing the problem... hints of Po/Ti

Sherlock is asking John's help about something special...M just to be sure. Don't own obviously.

After a long day of bossing around underlings, the Tallest like having some alone time... and when Zim makes the mistake of calling them during their 'alone time' Purple quickly makes him regret it. RaPR One-shot!

An insightful debriefing between a master and student, a father and daughter... Contains spoilers for KFP2 and hints of Tigress/Po

Sherlock is having trouble dealing with perturbing thoughts, John too...First fic ever. Slash. Sherlock/John. Don't own, obviously...

Perry the Platypus never thought he might die on the job, but when the prospect of it is put into his head, will it affect him and his job? 2 chapters written, may be continued upon reviews and requests.

When the Penguins are kidnapped by a secret organization they find they were once humans who worked for an agency known as S.W.O.R.D and must become humans once again in order to defeat an infamous group known as Trinity. PenguinsXOCs

Poorly written Doofenshmirtz/Agent P comedic fluff fic. When Agent P is called in to foil Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil plan that somehow involves flowers, chocolate and cards, what will happen? The predictable.

Mr Burns and Mr Smithers...

Alice returns to Underland by means of a tragedy and chooses to stay. This is the story of the friend, the lover, the wife, the mother and the Champion she becomes there. NOW COMPLETE All 5 books of this series have been posted together here.

Kowalski sees Julien and Skipper arguing. What happens? Read to find out. SLASH! I'm trying my hand at the Skipper & Julien couple. Tell me how I did! Rated T to be safe. I have no ownership of these characters.

Eyes are the first thing we notice about a person...and Heinz's nightmares confirm this. But perhaps in the eyes of a platypus, he will learn that it's not the world that matters. Just the one person or animal who means the world.

Because of Count's introduction to her father, Mina must now learn to play the violin, but how can Vladimir say no to those eyes?

1 conflicts his feelings for a female rag doll he treasures. 1xOC, and an AU to my longer story. I tried to keep it as vague as possible but hopefully it'll be easy to understand. R&R!

After the game, the kids and trolls must cultivate a new universe. Kanaya is fascinated by the remnants that Earth left behind. Rose/Kanaya.

Moe x Mr. Smithers: Death fic. Takes place five years after Flaming Mo's... Whatever happened to Smithers and Moe after that day...

Mr. Burns was proud of having the most competend assistant a businessman could ever had. Until one night Smithers saw a person that opened old wounds once more. BurnsxSmithers

Rico is effected by his past, and is easilly noticed by both Kowalski and Skipper. The two question him of why he's been acting so different, and in defeat, Rico comes out and speaks. Rico/OC. Rated for explicit reasons. Completed.

While waiting for the penguins and Julien to return with Mort - Plush and Cover - Marlene and Maurice talk about what the two lemurs mean to him...

Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!

On a stormy night, Smithers is invited to stay at Burns Manor. But what happens when Monty sees Waylon in a way he never had before? Will he be able to ignore the feelings his friend ignites in him? Or will he give in to desire for just one night? Slash!

- Rabbit/Tigger; Rabger- Rabbit would never quite understand the striped animal, just like Tigger would never quite get the cranky hare. But they didn't have to understand to know that they loved each other. A drabble series.

Charles Montgomery Burns found himself worried and vexed because Smithers was going through one of his non-speaking after argument periods. One-shot BurnsxSmithers

The Power Plant is throwing a Halloween party, inviting employees and their families. Smithers won't be there, or will he? Burns tries to get through the night without the company of his close friend.

Long before the events of 9, 1 and 2, now much younger rag dolls, are struggling in war when they meet and befriend a blind female. Based on the film by Shane Acker and introducing a 9 OC. Older fan fiction, might be confusing.

Smithers and Burns have been dating for several months now. Monty has yet to say 'I Love You' to Waylon. Smithers wants to ask Burns a difficult question, but can't seem to be able to find the right time, or place! Lot's of fluff! XD

Comes after HNLL but technically not the sequel. Read if you want to see an angsty Zim and a helpful GIR. For the rest of you, this fic has a giant IGNORE sign on it. If you don't like cutting and a sane GIR, this story is not for you.

It was a game of cat and mouse. A chase. Zim enjoyed the challenge. But one day, it all stopped, and Zim found himself wanting, no, NEEDING Dib in his life. And when Dib decided to end it all... well, Zim would NOT have that. For a contest on dA. ZADR

Synopsis: Charles Montgomery Burns has spent the last twenty years ignoring his assistants' feelings. But what happens when Waylon Smithers decides to call quits? And he means it. BurnsxSmithers.

"The only thing predictable about love is its unpredictability" Perryshmirtz

warning: all characters are humanized, and the story may contain adult situations. Skipper/Private and minor Skipper/Marlene

Every spoken or unspoken rumor about it was filled with pain, misery, and horrible, unavoidable trauma and suffering. Red and Purple go to the Tallest Ritual to have their thumbs cut off.

The Grand Councilwoman realizes that the Hawaiian family is fine all on their own, and that they need no further help when such a strong bond is formed.

Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz realizes that he has missed one vital thing to Perry's down fall! What is it? Will it result in something special? Will be eventually rated M for the next Chapters. DoofenshmirtzXPerry

Please let me know if this can't be posted twice here; I am unsure . Mandy has a chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world. Slight BillyMandy

To all Rico fans! Explaining of how Rico feels about when others call him crazy, well, kinda. This poem is a little based off of my fanfic, "Beyond the Stars". Just in case you were wondering. Please Read and Review! Peace out! XD

This series of oneshots takes a look into the tough guy with a heart of rock candy, Buford VanStromm.

The king and the commando. They were destined to form a rivalry, but when a kiss between them changes everything, will that rivalry give way to a secret romance? SkipperxJulien

Grim comes upon a familiar scene with an unexpected turn of events. Rated for violence.

One-shot. Takes place after Operation: Blowhole. The penguins talk about Skipper's relationship with Julien. Implied slash.

Maurice has always been Julien's advisor...why does he put up with such a bossy king? Oneshot.

Doofinshmirtz and Perry find themselve's at Doofinshmirtz Evil Incorporated looking at each other in new ways after a strange experience...short drabble. Doof x Perry XD

1 x 7 A day in the life of 8. Watch as he learns new words, unwittingly prevents some hot stitchpunk lovin', tests 2's new invention and somehow manages to get 1 and 7 together.

Something messed up with Hook's head and now the flying brat torments him even in his dreams. Warning: Adult/Preteen relationship, Slash.

One shot, slight Timon/Pumbaa. Takes place during Lion King 1 1/2. Timon is sick.....just a simple cold, but Pumbaa always fears the worst when it comes to his only friend.

Waylon Smithers and Mr. Burns have the normal boss-assistant relationship over the years, or don't they?

1 x 7 Two-shot. 1 teases and 7 is a potty mouth. Rated M for the first chapter only. Chapter 2: Holey “You’re all holey!” 2 exclaimed, nudging 1 with his elbow. “Now you’re really the Pope Doll.”

1 and 7 are always arguing. The rest of the stitchpunks wonder why. 1/7 Obviously.

Once we get to Irk everything will be fine. I promise. ZaDr Ficlet/Angst/Character Death

On a lonely christmas eve Doofenshmirtz gets an unexpected surprise. In Doofenshmirtz's POV ONE SHOT

Sideshow Bob is framed for robbery, irony! And he feels the only ones who can clear his name are the very children who have foiled his evil schemes: Bart and Lisa Simpson. Will they help him or turn him in? What if Bart is still on his hit-list?

A wee 1x2 oneshot request I did for someone on the 9 LJ comm. Features snowbunny funtimes, cuddles, and 1's general crabbiness.

Hakuna Matata means 'no worries'. It doesn't mean 'no doubts'. Just a little drabble detailing Timon's thoughts on what raising your own predator entails.

Formally titled "Turn It Into Love". When Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. SLASH

Written after pondering the question of why 2 stayed at the Sanctuary despite 1's actions. This follows the beginning and end of their relationship. 2x1 slash, not too graphic, but consider ye warned. Now with an epilogue.

So how did Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private come together anyway? Marlene finds Skipper's log and finds out. Contains skilene later on.

Master Shifu has decided to meet Po's father, but who he meets is not at all what he expected.

ONE SHOT! CONTAINS A LOT OF PERRYXDOOFENSHMIRTZ YAOI SO BEWARE! RATED T AND THEN M AT THE END FOR OBVIOUS REASONS! R&R

Based off the episode where Perry switches bodies with Candice. When Doofenschmirtz is startled to see a girl in his laboratory, he gives in to his inhibitions.

Sarge's life story, from World War 2 to Radiator Springs. Rated for violence and drug use.

After seeing Lenny and Carl firting, Moe begins to feel the pangs of loneliness that only one man can cure. Rated T for language, sexual references, alcohol and dancing peanuts. Moe/Barney & Lenny/Carl

The story of 2 female Irkens, who watch the Tallests from the sidelines never having spoken to them or even have been in their main line of view. this is the story about how two "sisters" went from no one to the only one's.

A oneshot fanfic about Moe and Barney. Could be interpreted as slash, but wasn't really intended to be, though I do support the pairing. I hope you like it. Please comment, because this is my very first fanfic and I would really apreciate input.

After Jenny dies Forrest finds a letter addressed to Lietenant Dan.

EDITED ENDING. Perfect life, perfect wife, perfect kids, Dib had too much to loose for a one-night stand with a pretty boy. Even if it would fill that alien-shaped void inside him. ZADR.

Tigress has a special visitor and Master Shifu is not impressed in the slightest... Kung Fu Panda Short Story; all respected rights and characters belong to Dreamworks.

My life... heh... my life.... I can't begin to tell you.... I share a life... illegally... with my mate. RAPR, all Invader Zim to Jhonen Vasquez. Purple's POV. Rated M due to a small suggestion at end... but I'm told it isn't really that bad....

Two older people look at each other a little differently.

Eight years after Foster's European fiasco, Madame Foster suddenly has a confession to make. But what brought this on?

A collections of Cars drabbles, most intended to be humorous and all of them Sarge related in some way. Drabble four: Sally has a talk with Sarge about his rotten attitude.

Sideshow Bob finally kills Bart Simpson. 18 yr old Lisa seems to be the only one of Springfield who believes Bob's innocent pleas. She tries to help find the real killer for real justice & get Bob out. Should she like the ex-clown so much? LisaXBob

WARNING: Slash House/Wilson goodies! Set after Season 4 finale, major Season 4 spoilers! House attempts to deny his feelings for Wilson after he helps comfort him after the bus accident, but can't fall out of what he's fallen into with his friend. Slash!

When Homer discovers Smithers’ secret, the Simpsons try to rebuild his relationship with Mr. Burns.

The title says it all. Read and review, please!

A not so typical family dinner. Lisa's pregnant, Bart's gay, Sideshow Bob isn't there to kill anyone and perhaps strangest of all- Homer's semi eloquent... my usual, Slash.

After Mr. Burns inadvertantly discovers Smithers' feelings for him, they both take shelter as they deal with the fallout. Hence the title. FINISHED!Please read & review! :

A short Halloween fic starring Sarge and Fillmore.

When Smithers learns that he has son he had never known, his world and life are turned upside down. Chapter 5 up!

When Smithers and Burns get snowed in at Smithers' apartment, the two decide to have an oldfashioned slumber party to pass the time, and things get inevitably heated between them. Chapter 10 up!

The bond between Imaginary Friend and Creator is a strange one. For a crazy old woman and her austere rabbit, this bond is stranger than most.

Dumped by her boyfriend and with her reputation tarnished, Lola Bunny reluctantly goes to a party where she has a conversation with the unlikliest of people... Read and review my darling readers!

A little Christmas Fic. Sarge Fillmore. Sarge can't figure out what to get Fillmore for Christmas. Rated for slash of the snuggly sort and implied drug use.

Why drinking and caretaking can be a dangerous mix....[Oneshot]

[CarlLenny] [Oneshot] One of the things nobody knows about Lenny and Carl.

A simple, short poem about how Frankie feels about the rabbit over-working her. Frankie's POV. No pairing, but if you H/F shippers want to look at it that way, then go ahead. :P

A series of vignettes about the island of Himling, a wizard and a woman. Gandalf/OFC

Jumba receives bad news from home late one night, and his behavior puts a strain on his current relationships.

(SLASH! Jumba Pleakley) One muumuu, one bottle of perfume, two aliens. Add a pinch of sexual confusion and what you get? Love, of course!

A latenight craving for pineapple leads Lilo to a surprising discovery about Uncle Jumba and Aunt Pleakley - (SLASH)

Carl and Lenny are in love. Homer doesn't seem to notice. Slash.

Hermione and Snape and a Diary.

In the days before Impending Doom, only one Tallest reigned supreme. However, his days were numbered and a successor was needed. But what happens when there isn't one successor... but two?

Sideshow Bob lies awake after the tumultuous events of Brother From Another Series