Hi everyone, welcome to my madness, take a seat. Right over there. Yup, right over there.

My name is MT Yami. I'm a poor English major at the University of Michigan, and so in my spare time (which I surprisingly have little of), I write amusingly smutty fanfiction and draw lots of yaoi fanart. When I'm not glued to my laptop, I'm at the barn hangin' with my horse Cody. So it's been a really long-ass time since I was on Fanfiction.net last (like 7 years much? XP), which at that point I was into stuff like Digimon and Outlaw Star, pretty typical of the year 2001. Hahahaha. So ignore the old fics if you want, or see how I've progressed over the years.

Current Projects:

Bully - 13 chapters and an epilogue. CartmanxButters. My baby and fan favorite. COMPLETE.

Bad Boys - 4 chapters. CartmanxButters, whore!Kenny, Kindergartners. A direct sequel to Bully but can totally be read as a standalone, featuring a broken-hearted Stan trying to find a weird kind of solace in Kenny, who in his own despair after losing Cartman is whoring himself out to whoever wants him, including the commitment-phobe Tweek. Kenny's life gets turned upside down when he meets Morgan, one of the young hockey players Stan coached in the peewee league, and finds out that he's not the only one who is pursuing him. Ike comes to terms with his sexuality and the fact that he can't tell his best friend Filmore, who is also in love with Morgan. Cartman and Butters have both gone to nearby California schools, about an hour and forty-five minutes away from each other, and are finding their college relationship strained. An ex-juvie cellmate of Cartman's and a younger man from Butters' past aren't helping either. Pip, a member of Butters' dance team in college, deals with his own relationship with the Son of Satan, Damien. Wendy has found herself at Stanford with an old flame, Gregory. Plenty of things to write about, plenty of drama to unfold.

The Yardale Rebels - Still in planning. A pet project of mine set in a slightly alternate universe. Non-slash. Christophe and Gregory have been best friends since they were children, growing up in Yardale before the Coalition took over and they were forced to move to South Park. After they graduate from South Park High School, they return to Yardale to join the Rebellion. Starring our favorite foreign boys, Christophe "Ze Mole" DeLorne, Gregory Kempe, and Philip "Pip" Pirrup. I know Tophe and Greg don't really have last names, so I gave them French and British ones, respectively. My OC is also in it, Lillie Baltero, as our Spanish representative. I need more characters, so...let me know if you have a character with some interesting foreign past.

Current Obsessions:

My pony, the Code-man
Working out
Wii Fit
Stressing out for school

Writing Interests:

My satire novel
Yaoi
South Park (CartmanxButters slash)
More yaoi...?

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LEAVE ME FECKIN' REVIEWS, DAMMIT~!or I'll pack up and leave.