In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

Devastating event takes place at South Park high

Tweek and Craig are bored and decide to go for a walk.

Tweek's afraid of thunderstorms. Unfortunately for him, so is Craig.

Craig x Tweek Tweek x Craig Fluffy fluffy fluff dump. If you want your teeth to rot and fall out from sickly sweet and sappy br-omance, this is the place for you! I will be dumping all my spontaneous fluffy Creek Oneshots here as they come to me so stick around for moooooooooree! :3 (i update more often on wattpad under the same name)

"Do you think Kyle really meant what he wrote?" In the aftermath of TrollTrace's (and the internet's) destruction, there was still a serious matter that needed answering.

God works in mysterious ways.

Craig realizes that his feeling for Tweek may be something more than friendship. To get to the bottom of why he's having them, he must confront Yaoi, Asians, and even Cartman. High School AU

Don't read this. For any reason. Ever.

"I fucking suck at subtlety, don't I?" "Yeah Craig...you do." Craig and Tweek stopped pretending to be gay the week before their Freshman year started.

this one goes out to everybody who feels lost, angry or alone.

Craig's back in South Park after leaving as soon as high school let out, and he's stopped in a local coffee shop for shelter from the snow. Inside is someone he didn't remember being quite so tall...

It was amazing that Craig got any sleep at all.

Tweek was going to kill them if they kept talking about Craig like that.

It's been eight months since Craig and Tweek finally stopped pretending and started dating for real. Now it's Christmas, and Craig wonders if maybe he has to put a little more effort into his presents than before. Too bad he lives in South Park. Creek. TweekxCraig CraigxTweek

Craig was going to name stars after Tweek one day. (Self indulgent Tweek x Craig fic in a stable long distance relationship.)

Of course it would be Cartman that would notice someone else had nicer things than him. (TweekXCraig)

Tweek is getting these weird, new feelings, Clyde is oblivious as always, Token plays matchmaker and Craig just wants to watch porn with his 'fake' boyfriend.

They've been "dating" for eight years, but Craig can't help what he feels sometimes. He's just so used to being with Tweek that mere thought of not being with him is weird...at least that's what he tells himself. *Credit for cover art goes to heendraws (or southpark-mkay) on tumblr! I absolutely adore this piece!*

Tweek conquers one of his fears to feel closer to Craig; pet the guinea pig named Stripe.

Boring. Just the way Craig liked it. Tweek wasn't boring. With Tweek, there was always something to do. But Craig wouldn't have it any other way.

A little peek at what happened after the events of Tweek vs Craig.

Tweek can't sleep and decides to visit Craig for help. Its a one-shot revolving around Creek. Rated T for adult language. Please read and review!

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)

Please read The Unwilling Escort and Whitecrow's Naming first. This story is meaningless to those who haven't. For those who have and have demanded it, herein lies Malovici's story. Should I say, "By popular demand"? Mature for violence, language, gore, possible 'lemons'.

Hoenn lays broken, reeling from civil war and suffocating beneath the tyrannical grip of warlords who rampage across the land. To this shattered country May, Wallace, and their allies bring a message of hope. But can May's idealism survive the realities of war? Can Wallace survive his disease? Fate has them set on a collision course with monsters, gods, and perhaps even each other.

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

You teach me and I'll teach you...

I used to be so beautiful. [Spoilers for EP7.]

My quickie comedy series. Each chapter is a new short comedy, about 5 pages long, designed to give you a quick laugh. After a very long hiatus Ash has landed in a brand new town in a brand new region. What wonders await him in the Kalos region and what wonders await to be parodied?

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.

Naruto's carelessness results in Neji getting cursed. Now he's a dragon! Naruto has to find a way to change him back before anything bad happens. Could the cure be hidden in the legends and stories he's been told along their journey? Either way, they have to work together and get along. R&R plz! Story filled with legends, friendship, humor, action and adventure. And a Hyuga dragon!

[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.

If you try to buy me, I'll say that I've been sold. And if you try to raise the stakes, you know that's when I'll fold. If you try to explain, I'll say you're wasting your time. If you try to make me see your point, I'll say that I've gone blind.

Run, darling, run. I'll stall them while I can. Don't look back to see the blood..

You know what they say about curiosity.

Speak. I don't get it.

Excuse me?

We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.

It's awful quiet and it makes me miss you.

A cautionary slash romance about the dangers of overly analytical behavior.

With nothing left, a desperate human joins the Scarlet Crusade. There, he has to battle against the numerous undead plaguing Lordaeron, and maybe even a few members of his own zealous organization . . . BC/WotLK-era.

We aren't friends.

I got this joke, right?

All circles created with intention. An ocean turns yellow. It soothes the eye

Listen closely.

I... I can't...

You aren't what you pretend to be.

Grace Fulstorm's account as she becomes a rogue of the Alliance. The Lich King is here to destroy all of Azeroth, but who would expect one female rogue to catch his attention as well as The Alliance's...Now complete!

And all your thoughts - they rot.

While fighting Andross, Fox is flung across the galaxy to Earth and ends up trapped in the world's largest furry convention: Anthrocon. With the help of strange and benevolent furries, Fox seeks a way back home to Corneria while trying not to reveal his true identity.

This is a slice of life - only a slice.

The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.

I'm sorry. I wish things could have been better for you. I wish things could have been better for both of us..

The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?

Everybody left the right...

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

A letter to yourself is vicariously written and read.

AU Kiba and Kankuro have gotten an apartment together, but with Kiba huge dog Akamaru and Kankuro's feisty cat Miyu, how will the two pets get along under one roof? Especially when Miyu used to chase Akamaru years ago. KankuKiba.

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Ohhhhhh yeah. I totally just went there.

It wasn't a cheesy love moment, where he rethought his wanting to claim and own, in fact it was more of a cement that held together his feelings for the Leaf ninja. Kankuro/Kiba, slash.

Maybe you're better off this way.

Open your head, and listen very closely.

Awaiting transmission...

You're... one step from death.

Suddenly, it all makes perfect sense.

I want it. I need it.

Please, god, get me out of this.

Oh my stars...

The only thing that keeps me alive is the hope of dying young.

Cute. Nothing more.

Without me, you are everything.

Without you, I am alone.

I lie, lie straight to the mirror; which, now broken to match my face.

Love, at its purest.

A love story.

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.

Here's is chapter 0.5 for those of you who read and loved Deviant Love. A bit of insight to how Kiba and Kankurou felt before the beginning of my first story. KankuxKiba. Yaoi.

Kiba is aware of his sexuality yet he knows that his crushes are always one-sided. But when Kankurou visits and stirs up old feelings, Kiba becomes determined to see this one through. All that stands in his way is Kankurou's hard-headed stubbornness.

I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.

Sequel to The Unwilling Escort. Whitecrow fans rejoice... herein lies his story! M Tauren/F NElf Druid. Explicit sexuality, including ANTHRO (druid in animal form) sex. Violence. Strong adult situations. Rated MA.

When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.

What is the cost of freedom? Can a love forged in pain and tempered in sorrow change the world? F Human/M orc romance. Thrall puts in an appearance. Fluffy of sorts. Adventure. Sexual content, violence. My personal fave of my stories. (Tragedy)

living through small variations of the same moment over and over again.

There are just some things that are not meant to be, and no matter how one ever wishes, some wishes are meant to be unfulfilled. JaffarxNino Post-FE7 Oneshot

Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all. Nothing's like before.

...And then again...

This will only hurt for a second. Then everything will be okay. Trust me, it's for the better.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

500 Word Drable. KankuroxKiba. Kankuro was always there for Kiba, and Kiba was always there for Kankuro.

KankKiba 'Dry heat was easy to deal with; one just has to try their best to stay cool in fully covering clothes and stay hydrated. The humidity on the other hand... It's a different story.' T for language.

Hyuuga Hinata has been plagued by nightmares, all taking place at a summer camp, and each growing more and more terrifying as time goes on. When she finds herself at that very camp, what horrors will be in store for her and her friends? KibaHina AU

Plunge the knife into its heart. Bleed your legs together.

Golden.

Ash, Misty, and Brock enter an ominous city where something presumably murdered the locals. Much to the kids' horrific discovery, the residents and Pokemon aren't quite as "dead" as authorities claimed. A Pokemon spin-off of Resident Evil. Complete.

He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.

Victory can be so...

I can almost... feel..

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

W h a t ? !

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

The end is coming, folks. With GOD as my witness, I'll make a believer out of every single last one of you...

To enter your thoughts for just a few seconds, as you pick my heart from your teeth. The obscene dance of our memories. What you touched and what you tore. In time, perhaps something resembling guilt will devour us.

Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.

Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.

That's not the way it happened.

The show must go on.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

They found him in his one bedroom apartment, weeks after it had happened. The top half of his limp, lifeless corpse draped over the typewriter resting in his lap. At his feet, a messy stack of paper.

Hold your breath

Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.

A thirst that cannot be quenched.

I think that some aspects of human nature can be depicted, in a way, by a simple game of cards. The question is; are you in it for victory, or are you in it to cause and revel within the failure of your fellow players? I assure you, there is a difference.

Failure.

Some people say that Hell is merely seperation from God.

Like a love that couldn't last.

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

It was all a mistake.

A vague recollection

Will you love me any less; if I hurt you any more?

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Fox and Falco are kings of the seedy underground club scene. Boredom of monotony turns to a disturbing exercise in manipulation, lust, and pain. This is a hard M: avoid if you can't handle. Fox x Falco x innocent victim

broken/useless

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Strange happenings in the middle of the night

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

We are fixed where we stand

A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.

It's too bad you're married to me.

What?

He should have ignored his nose. He should have asked. Or warned him. Or stood up. Or punched him in the face. Reviews very muchly loved and needed for this one.

Upsetting, to say the least.

You got seven minutes.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

[oneshot] His question challenges the balance of Tenten's entire world. Kankuro x Tenten.

Coming out of the closet was something Kankuro had never expected to do... [drabble]

Must we keep going through this?

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

The untold stories of those in Golden Sun: The Lost Age. Now up: Karst and Agatio encounter unforeseen problems while Isaac and the others wake up to find themselves marooned.

Can kill.

He didn't know what was coming. Pure forbidden deadly love. [Smiley face x bomb]

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.

Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.

[Fox x James] Everyone thinks Fox is dead, giving him the opportunity to live his life fulfilling his true desires. M for slash, language, and morbidity.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.

It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.

Novellization of 'Lost Age.' Now up: Prologue and Part One: Felix and Sheba are found, bearing news of the fates of Saturos and Menardi. With their leaders gone, what happens next?

There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.

Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.

[UNDERGOING FINAL REVISIONS] Villains or heroes, decide for yourself. The tale of The Golden Sun, told through the eyes of Saturos, Menardi, Felix, Alex, and those that traveled with them. Preview for sequel now up.

Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.

When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.

While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.

Kankurou wonders exactly how much like a dog Kiba really is...

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.

Kiba thinks about the animal that he can't help but like, no matter what his instincts tell him... The cat.

Kankurou wants to ask a certain someone out on a date. Kiba just wants to know why he's being stalked.

Kiba is taking a long time to get ready for his date, while Akamaru takes it upon himself to make Kiba's waiting suitor feel a bit more than uncomfortable...

Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.

With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.

Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.

Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

Ash Ketchum discovers a terrible secret about his mother... a secret that threatens destroy his family and friends... Chapter 18 is up! Fic completed!

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*

Ash re-enters the Kanto League Tournament with high hopes, but the story takes a dark turn when the unthinkable happens. *COMPLETED* Please Read and Review