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 Author has written 18 stories for Song of the Lioness, Newsies, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Office, Back to the Future, and Hey Arnold. Hi there. This is mainly a dumping ground for various odds and ends. Mostly old stories that I've decided to revive and repost. Every story posted here, with the exception of Deceit and The Princess and the Madman, is an old fanfic that I wrote ages ago, deleted, and then brought back to life. All stories, with the exception of Pardon My French, are completed oneshots. |
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Fairy Tales and Hokum by Belphegor reviews
1937: The O'Connells are required by the English Government to bring the Diamond taken from Ahm Shere from Cairo to London. Things get interesting when Jonathan bumps by chance into an old friend of his from Oxford, Tom Ferguson... (FINALLY COMPLETE!)
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 175,158 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 9/9/2004 - [Evelyn C., OíConnell, R.] Alexander O., Jonathan C. - Complete
Admit by remi lou reviews
The first time Spot Conlon saw Sarah Jacobs he didn't notice her. That didn't last long.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Sarah J., Spot C. - Complete
Nightfall by TamariChan
He's made his decision. She helps him make his peace. Alex/Delia, written for Pentathlon at Goldenlake.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - [Alex, Delia] - Complete
There's Something About Arthur by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot: It was unusual that everyone on the team was able to eat out together, so it was already an usual day for everyone to be sitting out at a cafe. Cobb was brooding, Saito was talking, Eames was storytelling, Ariadne was writing, Yusuf was sciencing, and Arthur...well, he had just fainted headfirst onto the table. And things just get weirder from there.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
our lost kingdoms by TamariChan reviews
There's always something going on during Midwinter. Three nights for Alex and Delia. / Written for Wishing Well Week at Goldenlake.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Alex, Delia] - Complete
In Sanity by SuprSingr reviews
"Is now a bad time to bring up that I love you?" Some short moments out of Rhonda and Curly's dating escapades. Rhonda tells Curly that if he wants to be with her, he has to be normal. So that's exactly what he does. But is that really what Rhonda wants?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Rhonda, Curly - Complete
They Call It a Horizon by The Lonely Hunter reviews
Jack Kelly never stopped trying to get to Santa Fe. They all just hoped he had.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Jack K. - Complete
Improvin' Da Truth by autumnamberleaves reviews
No one would have guessed that HE was the best at improvin' da truth. They didn't know and they regreted it.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
All In by Joker is Poker with a J reviews
7 years after the strike. Racetrack has been lucky in cards but unlucky in love. Fortunately for him, a gang, a trip to Chicago, and a few old friends are about to turn the odds in his favor. First in the Benjamin Hotel Series. Complete.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Racetrack H., OC] Jack K. - Complete
Mulberry Bend by Boston Flare reviews
Archer runs a small-time gang in Five Points. Monk Eastman runs the biggest gang in town - and works as a bouncer at Irving Hall, tempting the newsies with wealth and power. With the fates of these groups intertwined, will any soul remain untarnished?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jack K., Racetrack H.
Tough Guy by coffee shop poet reviews
A waitress working the early morning shift at Johnie's Coffee Shop encounters Mr. Orange. A conversation over coffee and towers of liquid creamer packets ensues.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Thanksgiving by eellewzeeya reviews
Blink reflecting on Thanksgiving at the lodging house.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kid Blink
Undefined by NewQuixote reviews
The strike and its aftermath, as told by one of Brooklyn's 'little birdies': Janey, who is paid for her information in pennies and connections. The less you stand out, the more you can learn.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Spot C., Medda L.
Assassin by flyspecks reviews
Spot Conlon has made it his job to woo women and leave them flat. An assassin among hearts. He just never expected the tables to turn.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Spot C., Sarah J.
Spot Conlon by FlyingBoppers reviews
Spot Conlon doesn't date. Whoever told you he's a womanizer lied through their teeth.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
He Had it Coming by part deux reviews
Formerly: Justified -- It was a murder but not a crime. SarahxSpot, Sarah POV.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sarah J., Spot C.
Will You Do the Fandango? by don't-tell-me-not-to-live reviews
"Who changed the kick music?" *Day Four of the 'Inception' Oneshot Week* Rated T for language.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Eames - Complete
Neater That Way by The Book Thief reviews
Written for the Inception Kmeme: Bruce Wayne is richer than God. Saito wants to follow in his footsteps. Warnings: CRACK. Ridiculous internet jokes.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Saito - Complete
Generally In The Mornings by Random-Battlecry reviews
Normal in the office doesn't count as normal in real life. Maybe if she knew that, she'd see him for who he really was. Toby/Pam. One shot.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Toby F., Pam B. - Complete
The Squire by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Alanna was Tusaine's Lady Knight, instead of Tortall's? What if her mother hadn't died but her father had? This was inspired by sarcastic rabbit's character switch drabbles.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alanna, Alex - Complete
If by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Series of why shots. These are also open ended plot bunnies, free for use. Ch 5: What if Bella was Sorted into Hufflepuff?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Lily Evans P.
Karma by BiteMeTechie reviews
You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
From the Desk of by otahyoni reviews
A collection of unrelated oneshots, vignettes, and drabbles featuring various characters. Based on the American version of the show.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005
The Scranton Mix Tape by Bears Eat Beets reviews
Music! Stories! Michael waxes philosophic! Darryl teases! Oscar travels! And YES, Jim and Pam are in there too. T for language, y'all. Now complete.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,884 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
The Truth about Beets by Malvolia reviews
When Dwight discovers a piece of paper covered with lies about beets, he and Andy form an unlikely alliance to track down the culprit...who they thoroughly expect to be Jim.
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Dwight S., Andy B., Michael S. - Complete
Release by DallaLuna reviews
In which Beauty, after a discussion with her father, tenuously decides that she will not return to the Beast. Another BatB OneShot with a healthy dose of angst. R&R.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
homecoming and other horror stories by She's a Star reviews
Ryan's return to the Scranton branch doesn't go exactly as planned, which he probably should've seen coming.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
I Can Be Your Hero by monkaholic reviews
Kelly finds out that Andy isn't the total psycho freak that she thought he was.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Chivalry and The Citrus Flavored Beverage by She's a Star reviews
Ryan returns, to the great distress of everyone. Andy tries to ease the suffering.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Best Day Ever? by She's a Star reviews
It's day one of his banishment to Kelly's corner of the office, and Ryan valiantly attempts to not go crazy.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Long Black Veil by Queen Kez the Wicked reviews
COMPLETE. After all, Race was my best friend, and she… Race was my best friend.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Skittery, Racetrack H. - Complete
Toby the Lion Tamer by kdsch123 reviews
Toby takes risks. He works at Dunder Mifflin.
Office - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2007
Brokeback Dunder Mifflin? by She's a Star reviews
It's Halloween at the office, and, drawing his costume inspiration from a certain Ledger and Gyllenhaal flick, Michael wishes he knew how to quit Ryan. Everyone else just wishes they knew how to quit.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Impostor by stress reviews
Spot Conlon is the most feared and respected newsie in all of New York. You think I would be afraid. I’m not.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - David J., Spot C. - Complete
Morte Michael by Soy reviews
An epic poem in medieval Arthurian style about how Brave Young Jim saves Fair Maiden Pam from the evil King Michael Scott. Ridiculous.
Office - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Cut and Run by Arlene2 reviews
[Complete] Race took pride in being one step ahead of everyone else. Spot took pride in making him realize he wasn’t.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
The Prank by CaptainSwanLuver reviews
For April Fool’s Day, Michael tricks his employees into thinking they have won a weekend trip to Las Vegas from corporate.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
What you should have known by B. Murakawa reviews
Sarah is getting married. JackxSarah, DavidxSarah
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - David J., Sarah J.
Box of Rain by Lucie - or Lux reviews
Perhaps it was something in the blood of that particular family. Or perhaps it was merely circumstance. She would never be able to explain it later, but at the time, it felt exactly right. One-shot, original KelBaird.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Keladry, Baird - Complete
Sour Candy by Treanz-Alyce reviews
She didn't show him to the door. He left silently. A reflection on Thayet/Neal. -COMPLETE-
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Thayet, Nealan - Complete
The Very Secret Diary of Numair Salmalin by a thousand winds reviews
During Emperor Mage, Numair has to struggle with avoiding Ozorne, flirting with Lindhall and NOT drooling over his student. Honest. But there is one consolation...Varice is nowhere near as pretty as he is. Slash and DaineNumair.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Addendum by also known as LuLu reviews
After a changing experience, sometimes it's hard to move on. [post-strike David fic]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003
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For the Record reviews
Nearly ten years after the strike, Spot Conlon is in jail and gets an unexpected visit from an old acquaintance.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2018 - David J., Spot C. - Complete
The Princess and the Madman reviews
It's freshman year of high school and Curly has become inexplicably popular with the girls. Rhonda is most certainly not jealous.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Rhonda, Curly - Complete
Surrender reviews
Roger convinces Alex to betray Squire Alan. Set during In the Hand of the Goddess.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Alex, Roger Conte - Complete
Deceit reviews
Biff wonders why Lorraine's youngest kid looks so familiar.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Biff Tannen, George McFly, Lorraine Baines McFly, Marty McFly - Complete
Mixed Signals reviews
Andy wants Kelly to help him win Erin back. It doesn't go as planned. [Andy/Kelly.]
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Ryan H., Kelly K., Andy B., Gabe L. - Complete
Win-Win-Win reviews
Ryan likes Kelly best when she's quiet. Unfortunately Kelly is never quiet.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Ryan H., Kelly K. - Complete
Defense Mechanism reviews
He's such a loser now, he doesn't even deserve to get hit with her car. Kelly and Ryan, Season 5.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Ryan H., Kelly K. - Complete
Inglorious reviews
Obsession is the elixir that poured life through these sorry veins, but obsession is only obsession. Obsession is not love.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Erik - Complete
Trust Me As You Please reviews
Jack Kelly wasn't always a liar.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Jack K. - Complete
The Candy Man Can reviews
"Why would I want a chocolate frog at a time like this?" James grumbled. "In case you haven't noticed, my pride has just been stomped on and shred into a million pieces."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
I Killed Sirius Black reviews
"I always knew Sirius was a bad seed. Even when he was small I just KNEW he would grow up to be no good." Bellatrix reflects upon Sirius after his death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pardon My French reviews
[reposted] The only thing worse than cheating on your fiancee is cheating on your fiancee with her part-veela sister-in-law. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Very Secret Diary of Delia of Eldorne reviews
In which Delia is affected by a sexy duke, a redheaded midget, and a certain brocade dressing gown. Takes place during ITHOTG.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Delia, Roger Conte - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Blink used to play pirate when he was a kid, before his eye got ruined. Talk about irony, right?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Kid Blink, Skittery - Complete
The Enemy reviews
Destroying Alanna is a lot harder than Alex anticipated. [Alex/Alanna]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Alex, Alanna - Complete
The Real Deal reviews
Crutchy really can't stand those fake crips.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Crutchy - Complete
Guilty as Charged reviews
"Why'd you do it, Aunt Delia? Why'd you try to kill the king?"
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Delia - Complete
Succession reviews
Young Roger deals with the aftermath of his father's death.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Roger Conte, Jasson - Complete
