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Joined 12-11-13, id: 5381275, Profile Updated: 10-30-19

I've decided to take down all my stories. I am hoping to get back into writing and eventually edit/completely rewrite the better ones - past me made lots of mistakes but had, generally, a good thing going. Unfortunately, as past me turned into present me, the depression got worse.

If - big if - I manage to get my act back together, I will publish further writings on ao3 but will definitely put up a notice here.

I'm sorry for everyone I've disappointed by disappearing and abandoning my stories. Your reviews, conversations & support have been and are still cherished.

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Stochastic by AssaultSloth reviews
A collection of deleted scenes, one-shots, and other crap that didn't make it into my other writing for some reason or another. Laughs abound.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Shepard
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 254,519 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
now hear this by memorysdaughter reviews
College AU in which Skye is deaf and Jemma is lonely. They don't speak the same language, but neither girl can deny there's something between them. [Skimmons]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,316 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 9/13/2014 - J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.
Rabbit Hearted by apastelgoblin reviews
By all laws of nature she should be his prey. The sound of her little beating heart calls to the beast inside him. They say that the only time one can be brave is when they are afraid. When the rabbit is dragged into matters much larger than herself, he finds himself fighting desperately to keep her alive.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,556 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Vilkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
Mud-on-Her-Face by Watchword reviews
The adventures of a morally defunct racist sociopath who nobody likes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 4/25/2013
Mass Effect: Restoration by The Naked Pen reviews
In the opening days of the apocalyptic war against the Reapers, Garrus Vakarian is fighting on Palaven's moon, Menae, world of a thousand buried secrets. But some secrets are better left forgotten... A coda to MASS EFFECT: INTERREGNUM.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Complete
Through the kaleidoscope by Reyavie reviews
What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 124 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 7/12/2012 - J. Garson
A Pouch of Pebbles by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Prompt fics from Tumblr, mostly featuring Hawke/Fenris. Sometimes it is the little moments between people that turn out to be the important ones. Includes Blank Me, Kiss, and Alternate Universe memes, as well as miscellaneous short fills.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,360 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fenris, unknown 1, Merrill, Sebastian V.
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Blasto, Oriana L.
Pratchett's Avengers Resemble! by jammywho reviews
Lord Vetinari assembles an All Star Discworld team- with Susan, Angua, Moist, Rincewind and others- in order to avenge a fallen associate. But this is no ordinary revenge; Vetinari is taking the fight to Death himself. A Parody of blockbuster movies, grief and the inevitability of change, with plenty of cameos to boot!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,355 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015
Summer Nights in Space by sisirongana reviews
Instead of galactic peril and the rush to save Earth, there's homework and detention. But Miranda's still a cheerleader, Liara's still a nerd, and Shepard's still a flirt. High school AU. Tentative FShepard/Miranda... if Liara can keep it in her pants.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,661 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 10/22/2011 - J. Garson, Miranda L.
Shepwrecked by nugicorn reviews
After the final battle, Garrus finds himself in command of the Normandy ... and in more trouble than he knows how to deal with.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Garrus V. - Complete
Shot Through the Heart by nugicorn reviews
Garrus is racked with jealousy when he's no longer "the" sniper aboard the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Garrus V., J. Garson, Thane K., Legion - Complete
A Study in Three-Part Silences by Migitmagee reviews
Sherlock and John are set in the inimitable Patrick Rothfuss's world—no, stop, don't run away, where are you going? The piece is short; why don't you give it a read and see for yourself?
Crossover - Kingkiller Chronicle & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
underneath purple skies by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
Like—making out in the library? Honestly. Just fuck it all. / or: the hsau you never knew you wanted
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
Fereldan High: An absolutely non-canonical Dragon Age fanfic by worldsofhurt reviews
Dahlia Swordstrike is a teen mage from Kirkwall who has recently moved to Denerim to attend Ferelden High school. Will she survive the weirdos and freaks she meets? Will she find the love she most desperately desires? Will Zevran ever stop hitting on her family?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/11/2013
Whiskey and November by orangeflavor reviews
"'It's the end times, Jack,' she whispers breathlessly through the raging hail of gunfire and explosions around them. Just below in the valley lies their death, or their freedom. 'You ready'" - On the frontlines of London, Jack and Miranda contemplate the end of things. A not-quite-love story in three parts.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,689 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Sanguine by Nightfall by 16DarkMidnight80 reviews
"Excuse me?" came the timid voice of a young woman, probably just reaching her fortieth season..."Have you seen a young boy about this high? He has brown hair and eyes; his name is Lucas." Rated M for safety.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Lucien L. - Complete
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] OC - Complete
Apostate by rhokesh reviews
Continuation from "Witch". Fenris and Merrill are traveling the country, growing slowly closer and trying to avoid trouble. But the Mage-Templar war is raging, and a Knight Commander is desperate... (Fenrill)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Merrill, Fenris
Keyra by Rjalker reviews
Keyra was annoyed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Complete
Tartle by Windborn reviews
(Tartle - (Scottish) the act of hesitating while introducing someone because you've forgotten their name.) King Alistair finds grand balls such tedious things-until Michel de Chevin appears with a message for an old friend.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Alistair, The Warden - Complete
Tiny Little Ways by codenamecynic reviews
Fenris craves her touch, but Hawke is never sure how to navigate his boundaries. (Craving touch and cuddling. F!Hawke/Fenris, Complete.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Fenris, unknown 1 - Complete
My Dear Fathers by Fairytale Love and Chocolate reviews
[Dragonborn's Daughter/OC-Centric] She was the Dragonborn's Daughter. The blood of a Legend. Her Mother was a hero, the saviour of Nirn. But the one thing she could never be was a Mother. This is the story about the daughter of the Dragonborn, and how her life unfolded, with a mother who was never there and fathers who kept on changing. For Runa Fair-Shield 15/15 COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,927 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf] OC - Complete
The Honorable Ulfric Stormcloak by Janus3003 reviews
The Dragonborn is a monster and the Empire is spreading religious intolerance throughout the land! Can Ulfric, the manliest man in all of Skyrim, save us all?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
open up my ribcage by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
The mission is a bust. / (or: skye get injured. jemma picks up the pieces)
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
through the wall i can feel your cry by cyclothimic reviews
Jemma wiped a finger across the bottom of Skye's eye softly. "I know, sweetheart." / "Please understand." / Jemma licked her lips and leaned forward, wrapping her arms around Skye and letting Skye burrow into her embrace. "I understand."
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Skye/Daisy J., J. Simmons] L. Fitz, Lincoln C. - Complete
On your marks by Chiwibel reviews
All they would ever need was time. Sadly, luck was not on their side. Yet.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Anders, Fenris] Hawke - Complete
the girl with the golden hair by bokhi reviews
(Once upon a time, there was a girl with bright, golden hair. Then the dragon came, and tore her in twain.) Not particularly canon-compliant. Hard M for a reason. This update: Faendal and Camilla discover adventuring is more blood and guts than glory and Hadvar gathers his party to go venturing forth.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Faendal, Saadia
A Friend of Darkness by The Revolutionary Ronin reviews
It just appeared. Given to me on some god forsaken night when I'd let my guard down. A potion and a book which explained why I'd been given this gift. If I chose to accept it, I'd make the final step from Hero who lost everything to fallen Monster.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Complete
Freeze Before the Fall by elegant.malice reviews
Steve used to kill strays. Sometimes it was just a clean and simple snap of their neck. They were so skinny even his scrawny fingers could do it. Others...weren't so easy. Or painless. Dark!Steve
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
it's just the sun (rising again) by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
The world shakes down around you. Become. / or: skye comes to terms
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Skye/Daisy J., J. Simmons] M. May, L. Fitz - Complete
Drifting by Smif reviews
Sometimes things happen too fast, and all you can do is run to keep up. - A brief moment in the life of Farkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Farkas - Complete
Skyrim Drabbles by Gemleaf reviews
A collection of mini one-shots and drabbles. Basically a bunch of stories told out of order.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015
The Sin by Joelcoxriley reviews
Shealyne couldn't believe it. The nightmare of the Dark Brotherhood has ended, and she is not standing alone, for the traitor stands by her side. And she is just as guilty as he in his crime. Struggling to adapt and defeat their demons, the pair now have something worse to be concerned: she is pregnant with the traitor's child.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Hero of Kvatch, Mathieu Bellamont]
Of Life by Bloud reviews
What defines a man? Honor? Name? Actions? He thought that he had found his place amongst the Dragon Slayers, but the unpredictability of life changed that. Very sudden, Very unexpected... Slayer no more, Dragon Knight reborn.
Divine Divinity - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,234 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 2/14/2011
The Graces by Alalaes reviews
Acceptable Altmer parenting focuses on certain hypocrisies, one of those being politeness. (Kink Meme Fill, AU) (ON HIATUS)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Quaranir, Blaise, Sissel
Death by Cabbage--The Fall of Cyrodiil by Joelcoxriley reviews
When Shealyne gets accused of stealing when she accidentally runs into a merchant's cart, things quickly go downhill. Being too cheap to pay the fine, and not wanting to go to jail, she attempts to summon the most dangerous Daedra she has ever discovered in her travels, but ends up summoning something else: a cabbage. Now, her fate lies in the leaves of a Daedric Vegetable.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Sad Little Smile by Chiwibel reviews
Drabble. And so, Fenris found himself talking less and looking, searching, more for that smile.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2015 - [Fenris, Anders] - Complete
Mercy for the Wicked by Raideress reviews
A wandering priest of Mara stumbles upon a certain devotee of Vaermina, at the verge of death after the incident at Nightcaller Temple. They speak of love, faith and devotion, and it opens Casimir's eyes to a brand new place of faith and purpose.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Erandur - Complete
Dares (and the Daring Darers who Dare them) by badbiscuit reviews
Ah the obligatory "true or dare" fic! Every fandom needs one, don't they? (Answer: Yes) So for our story, I've decided to pit the Dark Brotherhood against the Thieves Guild in an epic game of "Truth or Dare." How fun!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Arnbjorn, Astrid] Brynjolf, Delvin Mallory
heartbeat by emishii reviews
It's like they're running around in circles. — Azula/Ty Lee. Two-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - [Azula, Ty Lee] - Complete
87 Rules for the Inexperienced Dovhakiin by princechaz2011 reviews
A basic list of rules that all Dovhakiin are expected to follow in High Hrothgar.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Heroes and Principalities by theherocomplex reviews
The first time you died went like this: your heart stopped, and your brain stopped, and your breathing stopped, and you were glad, because you finally understood what it means to have failed (Eliza Shepard's N7 mission, Ghost 'verse).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2014 - J. Garson - Complete
The Days We Have Forgotten by TheChemistJorax reviews
It is hard living day by day when your past happens to be far more appealing than the present. Luckily, there is always a future to fight for. AU Alert! Created from a request for a "dramatic high school AU". Hopefully I'll do you proud, my friend.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,037 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Miranda L., J. Garson]
Always the Rain by ArcaFeretory reviews
"On Wednesday, she dared to make contact." - In which Jemma Simmons totally does not control the weather. Because that's ridiculous.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
your eyes look like coming home by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
Jemma Simmons is not meant for her, and that's super fine, because she's only ever met the girl twice, in the middle of the night, to return her cat. or: jemma's cat adopts skye
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
A day in Solitude by angelofthelightanddark reviews
Aldariel Stormborn just wants a day where his son doesn't piss off any of the local nobility. Sadly, today is not one of those days. Part 3 of the Dragonhearted series.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
i'm your deadly nightshade by othiara reviews
Every marriage has its secrets. Jemma and Skye are both skilled assassins, but neither knows about the other's secret job.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
To Befriend A Dragonborn by MissDelight reviews
A humorous tale of friendship. The final showdown begins between the last Dragonborn and Miraak in Apocrypha. Miraak is ready to meet his foe head on - but Sina, the Exuberant Bosmer Dragonborn, isn't what he expected at all. Complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Farengar Secret-Fire, Miraak, Hermaeus Mora - Complete
Flesh by Mr. Skurleton reviews
Sacred rites beget the finest of feasts. Where delicacies few ever get to taste can be found on platter and plate. One need only raise a fork to sample the succulent, just don't ask where that choice cut came from. Please R&R.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Complete
dovahkiin by opensummer reviews
Dovahkiin were meant to fly. The thu'um has its price
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Electing Destruction by TheChemistJorax reviews
Yet another of my random, senseless, and melodramatic one shots. A sprinkling of the usual gayness for flavor. You know the drill.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Miranda L., J. Garson - Complete
vicious and carved out of stone by BerryliciousCheerio reviews
YOU ARE NOT HURTING. a study of skye.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Skye/Daisy J. - Complete
A Thunderstorm Tale by LiluyeAsala reviews
Sister Nightingale's old storytelling gift resurfaces.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Leliana - Complete
They See Me Trollin': A Skyrim Saga by JocyJuline reviews
What happens when a band of trolls destroys your home? Go adventuring through Skyrim! And hopefully not end up with an arrow in the-oh you know the joke!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,919 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Alvor, Hero of Kvatch, Hadvar - Complete
Why All The Questions? by HonestLittleLiar reviews
We've all gone through killing a dragon in the middle of a town. Right? The Altmer Dragonborn, Weylissa, faces a mirage of generic questions and a headache after absorbing a soul. First fic. Short one-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Complete
The Dragonborn's Husband by blackberet reviews
Being married to the Dragonborn isn't all heroic battles and lucrative fetch quests-as Farkas discovers, it also means a lot of waiting around. A multi-chapter slice-of-life story about Farkas's efforts to start a shop and figure out how you navigate married life when your wife is the most famous warrior in Skyrim. And he'd better do it fast. The war is coming to Whiterun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Cheese -- A Fragment by robinwitch1 reviews
A conversation between an Orc and a hungry and incautious Dunmer. Originally created for an Elder Scrolls Online writing contest, limited to 500 words and inspired by a graphic of two skeletons at a table that held quite a few wedges of cheese.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Sheogorath - Complete
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Gilded Embers by fen'harels reviews
Flight is for cowards—or those with wings.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak]
Brelyna the Kitten by MissDelight reviews
Brelyna practices magic on herself with unfortunate results. She ends up changing herself into a cat, and in her current form, has no idea how to change herself back. To her horror she runs into Ancano, but surprisingly enough, he turns out to be a cat person. WARNING Language.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Ancano, Brelyna Maryon - Complete
A Mere Vestige of a World by StellarWind reviews
Nirn goes online. The inevitable happens.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Complete
Wit and Banter by FollowedByArmedLunatics reviews
While out and about, Varric asks each of Hawke's allies how they would like to be portrayed in his upcoming epic about Hawke's adventures. Original, homemade party banter served up just for you!
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Anders, Varric T., Fenris, unknown 1 - Complete
A Moment With Madness by Xzeihoranth reviews
Sheogorath, doing what he does best, talking crazy.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Sheogorath - Complete
Ashes by uriekuki reviews
The Night Mother had been right. She had been wrong. Now her brothers and sisters would pay for her mistake.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Astrid - Complete
Sunvaar by Y-ko reviews
If she'd been anyone else, she could have accepted this as the end of her adventuring career, retired and gone to live a quiet life on a farm somewhere. But she wasn't anyone else. She was the Dragonborn, and crippled or not, she was going to have to face Alduin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Hircine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Etienne Rarnis, Bosmer - Complete
Fears and Forgiveness by augmentedfourth reviews
Hawke has dozens of reasons to be upset with her apostate lover. Anders forgot about one of them. (Act 3 one-shot)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [unknown 1, Anders] - Complete
Do you wanna build a snowman? by Ayice reviews
Serana and the Female Dragonborn decide to take a break and build a snowman with one another. Cute little oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Serana
Terms of Service by Jack Hargreave reviews
The Dragonborn has compiled a list of terms for his companions to sign before he allows them to join his party. Lydia is a bit concerned by what she reads.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Lydia - Complete
Monsters by petrichorister reviews
A monster like him doesn't deserve to be happy. From the Skyrim Kink Meme. Drabble.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Sinding - Complete
Veritas by AngelicSentinel reviews
"For dragons, power equals truth." The Dragon War, Torhal Bjorik. Paarthurnax has a conversation with someone. For Aista
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Paarthurnax - Complete
From the Bottom of a Bottle by athos-aramis reviews
The Dragonborn is B-R-O-K-E, broke. Her house is in shambles, her name is disgraced, and there isn't even enough money left for a nice bottle of ale. Elsa is down on her luck until she is forced into the hall of the Companions and finds Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,151 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
Three Hearts As One by Juu50x reviews
Candlehearth Hall of Windhelm is filled with crestfallen Nords and suspicious Argonians and Dunmer. And soon the just arrived Dragonborn wants to do something with that. Slight DragonbornxOC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
Lokabrenna by Lord Jake the Warrior reviews
Well... This is surprising. A poem oneshot about our favourite Trickster God. Title translates (hopefully) into Gospel of Loki
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Loki, Fenrir, Hel, Jormungan
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard, Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
this condition is neurotic by Nilly's Issue reviews
They lock Steve in a freezer for 34 hours. It takes much longer for him to thaw.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
Infiltrait0rN7 by Ranubis reviews
We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Legion
Assassin's Creed: Wings of Freedom by Nroque18 reviews
It is the year 1812, and the war on the Peninsula rages on in Europe. A young Assassin and his dragon from America is sent to aid the allied forces against Napoleon Bonaparte, and to recover his Piece of Eden...
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Complete
Any Way the Wind Blows by odds fish reviews
As with so many tales of the Dark Brotherhood, it begins with a boy, a murder - and a vow.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Complete
Sound of my Voice by Jack E. Peace reviews
Trying to get a handle on this whole mind reading thing is a lot harder than it looks.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [J. Simmons, Skye/Daisy J.] - Complete
It's Just A Little Crush by TwistedSystem reviews
I've told myself it's just a little crush everyday since I met him... I didn't realize the extent of my lie until it was far too late.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Cynric Endell, Mercer Frey, OC - Complete
L-Loki ? by Whovengers258 reviews
Really scary Loki fanfic You have been warned
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2014
Sever by Alalaes reviews
Souls make the best trophies.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2014 - OC - Complete
Interrupter by IchigogichI reviews
One shot. Just a short idea on how the execution scene could have gone.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Complete
A Quiet Drink by blackberet reviews
Farkas and the Dragonborn share a late-night bottle of mead while he tries to figure out why she's wearing an Amulet of Mara. One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Vilkas - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Ms Katonic reviews
The worst part of any marriage is dealing with the in-laws, especially when they don't think you're good enough for their little girl. But when your wife is an Altmer and her mother is a devoted Thalmor Justiciar, even a king has his work cut out for him. Sequel to Nightshade and Juniper
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,246 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Madanach - Complete
Run by Silent-Vociferation reviews
It only took one word to have those she protected leaving her behind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Onmund] - Complete
Meet in the Middle by Dizzydodo reviews
A collection of ficlets focusing on Femshep/Liara and their misadventures as they try to figure out the mechanics of raising a child while keeping their sanity. Can be read as a continuation of "Lazy Days".
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,925 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Reflection by Undeadmonkey8 reviews
As an old Dovahkiin nears the end of his life, he wonders what will become of him in death. I do not own the Elder Scroll series.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Dark Brotherhood Murderer, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
On Nirn: A Summary by the Mad-God by ThatWinchieGuy reviews
Sheogorath tells you about 5 heroes of Tamriel in the year 4E 204. This will probably be longer than it needs to be. Can't expect anything rational from that fellow. Oh, why am I talking about myself like that again? Haskill! Fix it!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sheogorath
The Void, Spirits and Other Transitory Things by Blackdeer7 reviews
Before the last stand in the war against the Reapers, Shepard promised Garrus she would meet him at The Bar. It is now time to make good on that promise. They laugh, they cry… Wait. That doesn't happen. They reminisce, they see others they know, and one of them gets into some trouble. Pretty much the same as always, and that will never change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., EDI - Complete
Wife of the Dovahkiin by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
It is hard being anything but a Nord in the wilds of Skyrim. But it always helps to have someone by your side. A short story that goes into the the relationship of my Argonian Dragonborn and his wife, Iona, far more deeply then the game ever could.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Iona] Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Complete
Done to Death by likelolwhat reviews
Before she was the Hero, she was just Ophelia. Petty criminal, trespasser, and, apparently, murderer. But most of all, a simple girl who merely wanted to sleep in someone else's house without getting recruited into the Dark Brotherhood and being attacked by vengeful ghosts. Was that too much to ask? [Oneshot]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Lucien L., Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Only One by kingofsecrets15 reviews
There could only be one...right? Oneshot. First Skyrim fic, R&R if you wouldn't mind. Miraak and Dragonborn (no pairing)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak - Complete
The Reconciliation of the Dragonborn by Theonewhodidnotdoit reviews
At the end of his life, the Last Dragonborn seeks purity. He sets out to purge himself of his sins, to make himself worthy of joining the hallowed warriors of Sovngarde. The path will not be easy, as many powerful entities would stand against him. But he will endure. Victory... or Sovngarde. Twoshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Talos/Tiber Septim - Complete
Hircine's Bloodmoon by MasterAssassin2012 reviews
Born in Hammerfell, Tralen was a natural-born warrior. He was ruthless, cunning, powerful... However when there was no more fighting, Tralen moves onto Skyrim working as a sell-sword working under Maven Black-Briar. When his mission is complete, Tralen's desire to hunt forces him to come face to face with the Huntsman himself and a deal is struck. *one-shot*
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Hircine, OC - Complete
Fire Burns All Things by Rosebug reviews
I didn't know it—I didn't know him—but he would soon become my whole world. Who could blame me? I was young. And young girls cannot control their feelings for boys. Something I intended to teach him. Oh yes, I would teach him. I comforted myself with that thought as he lit the fire and barred the door.
Broken Empire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Jorg A.
The Wolf by Taransay reviews
You continue Kodlak's dream to purge Hircine's blood from The Companions. Yet you can't help but feel the calling of the wolf inside.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Hircine, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Vilkas - Complete
The Thalmor in Markarth by archergwen reviews
Justiciar Ondolemar might be having doubts about himself, his job, and the Altmer woman running about Skyrim with the soul of a dragon. He really shouldn't be daydreaming about the Dragonborn, and especially not at the current moment...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Ondolemar, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Tea with Amulets by 013bela reviews
When doing business, it was only polite to invite your potential partners to sit down and enjoy some tea with you. [F!Dragonborn/Revyn Sadri]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Wild Card by Queen Nightingale reviews
You have long nails that are painted an abrupt shade of turquoise, and I glance at them as they begin to wrap around my neck. SSMM, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Waking Dreams by fen'harels reviews
Drown in beauty, drown in sorrow, do you hear her spirit cry?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Miraak - Complete
Heat by The Cat's Paw reviews
Each soul she absorbed scorched through her with a vengeance, leaving Elene burning with a heat more intense than anything she'd ever felt before. T rated, for words, innuendo and situations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Vilkas, Lydia - Complete
A Hero Named Ragnar by Rosawyn reviews
'Did you ever wonder, though, why the song expects everyone to cheer at Ragnar's death, when the song itself admits in the very first line that he's a "hero"? My name is Ragnar, sometimes called "the Red." Let me tell you my story.'
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why (Life is Worth Living) by logolepsy reviews
Skye Miller is on the brink. She can't find a way out and sees no reason to live. Will Clay be able to show her why her life is worth living? One shot (very long). Continued ending of the novel (sort of).
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Clay J., Skye - Complete
Eulogy by LadySchadenfreude reviews
Ulfric Stormcloak, architect to a war that will set Skyrim aflame, sits in a frozen cell. His fingers grow cold and numb, as his heart does the same.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Ronthil, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Nightshade and Juniper by Ms Katonic reviews
Nightshade, signature plant of the Dark Brotherhood. Juniper, synonymous with the Reach. When a Listener in trouble is forced to consort with the King in Rags to survive, she finds herself drawn to the Forsworn cause despite Madanach's best efforts to get on her nerves.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 204,249 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Madanach - Complete
The Absent Minded Altmer by Keolah reviews
Keolah, the high elf mage, apparently took a wrong turn in Cyrodiil and wandered into Skyrim somehow. She doesn't think she did anything deserving of execution. Maybe she accidentally ate somebody's sweetroll?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Ralof
Silence Is Golden by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Of Professionists And Princes by The Vampire Apple reviews
What's this? Another Dark Brotherhood fiction? Yet again? Yessss. I'm writing this, but it's up to you to decide if it's funny, interesting, good or simply a complete failure. Dark Brotherhood? Daedra? Latin? J'Ghasta? Pancakes? All of this, and more...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,048 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Lucien L., Martin S.
The Dragonborn Tragedy by Lohce Azcry reviews
Two years have passed since the Dragonborn was last seen slaying the World-Eater, and Skyrim has moved pass the old legend and adverts it's gaze forward with the end to the civil war. But nothing ever dies quietly, does it?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 51 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
The Perfect Woman by TheChemistJorax reviews
All at once, realization struck Miranda like a bolt of lightning, and the unforeseen transformed into the inevitable.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,179 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Miranda L., J. Garson - Complete
Certain Vibes by SixthSeason reviews
Jauffre may be old, but don't think he doesn't know what the Septim heir is up to.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Complete
Shadow of Your Heart by Sunset Moth
You could not hope to tear your gaze away once you locked eyes with Aria T'Loak, Queen of Omega. You could not hope to escape her . . . Sooner or later, you faltered. Sooner or later, you submitted. Just as I had submitted.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K. - Complete
Heirs of All Eternity by xahra99 reviews
Alistair takes on a quest to slay a legendary dragon...while Zevran is on a quest to get into Alistair's pants. Postgame. Complete. Fluff and innuendo. One-shot. Written for diabla616 for the Not Prime Time 2013 challenge.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
The Air Near My Fingers by theherocomplex reviews
A hand study.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Mordin S. - Complete
The Bane of Kings by WolFang1011 reviews
My take on what the final Alduin fight in Skyrim could've been like, because I found it to be rather anticlimactic. One-shot. First fic ever. Rated T just to be safe.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Alduin - Complete
The Messenger by harmoniedusoir reviews
A whole patrol left for Ilunibi. One trooper returned. To carry a message. T for potentially disturbing imagery. Experimental one-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Song of Rannoch by theherocomplex reviews
Tali's homeworld has been searching for her too.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Tali'Zorah - Complete
Strays by YankeeGirl28 reviews
"What's in your quiver, Barton? And don't get cute." Rated for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
We are NPC! by CoffeeCup 2013 reviews
I was enjoying a game of Skyrim when, upon entering Breezehome on one of my limited visits to my house, I noticed Lydia sitting quietly in a chair, guarding my empty home. That's when this short story came to life. So here are some thoughts on what I would do for my Fav NPC's, if I could. They should have lives too! After all, if you prick an NPC, does she not... bleed?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Lydia, Carlotta Valentia - Complete
Washed by ficlofenac reviews
Aveline and Merrill negotiate an unexpectedly domestic situation.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Merrill, Aveline V. - Complete
Burn the Vampire! by TBM1 reviews
The Dovahkiin has just accepted Lord Harkon's gift, and when she and her constant companion Lydia are in the midst of battle, Lydia decides to voice her opinion on vampires in a less than pleasant way...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
Season Unending's End by Ms Katonic reviews
When the Dragonborn has an army of magic-wielding savage fanatics at his disposal, certain things become an awful lot easier, from finding Word Walls to redrawing the political map of Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Madanach, Ulfric Stormcloak, Balgruuf the Greater - Complete
All Fun and Games by Peres reviews
Whenever Hawke thought back on it later – and she had plenty of reasons to – she still thought it was ridiculous. A silly prank war, started over a silly card game... and it got a bit out of hand. Well, that was an understatement. It nearly killed her.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [unknown 1, Fenris] Isabela, Varric T. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by Rinaway reviews
"My sister, the stalwart cop and overwhelmingly good person, entered that shipping container with the intent of saving me, and ended up doing so much more. A few weeks ago, she told me she was in love with me; it was only in that dark, narrow passageway that I really even began to process what that really meant." My version of Season 8. Debster-centric.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,028 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
Negotiations, Dragonborn style by Dany le fou reviews
Set during Season Unending. Ever wished an alternate solution to the civil war? Well, here it is.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax, Tullius, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Courier: The Beginning by prlygirlie reviews
"I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Give Me a Reason by Mythique reviews
Every Dragonborn has their reason for picking a side in the War. This is Antiah's.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Fool and The Traitor by circassia reviews
When the Traitor had offered her his golden hand and a place by his side high above the creatures of Skyrim, how could she refuse? Features Evil!Dragonborn, Miraak, Hermaeus-Mora and some MiraakxDragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Miraak - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Housecarls by Charis77 reviews
The housecarls of Skyrim meet up at Breezehome to relax, chat and complain about the person they're all sworn to obey: the Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Lydia, Argis the Bulwark, Iona, Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Complete
When Mourning Comes by Riley Mourne reviews
She had bled, sweated and cried for Skyrim. Everything she could give, she offered freely, in spite of the bone-deep hatred for her kind. She asked one thing for herself in return, one slice of happiness to keep her afloat in the sea of violence and betrayal that her life had become, but they had ripped that from her, too.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Fateless isn't Nameless by demonfox910 reviews
He didn't want one. Unfortunately, he'll discover that even killers who are supposed to be dead need them once in a while. Because two gnomes with lame facial hair do not have the privilege of naming my character, this is my story of how a man with no past and an unlimited future got his name. Rated for language and some sexual content. Read and review.
Kingdoms of Amalur - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Fateless One - Complete
No Reason at All by tarysande reviews
She knows what she is. She's a weapon. Point her and shoot. She kills the asari first.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Beta by Unique reviews
Sherlock has discovered fan fiction. John will never look at the internet the same.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
As Guards Would Tell It by Wolfox6 reviews
Divinity 2: Ego Draconis - What are those guards thinking when watching the Slayer being...well, a Slayer? Mind-reading isn't what it used to be... O.o Just my way of exorcising some of the outraged frustration I have experienced while playing this doggonedly addictive game. :p
Divine Divinity - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013
Fear by pandoralily reviews
She was never scared of it. Oblivion was rather normal in its own way, although the unbearable heat scorched her body, she felt nothing. Martin/Hero of Kvatch one-shot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Martin S., Hero of Kvatch
brokerreport939 by anonymous moose reviews
You have one (1) new message at your private terminal, Shadow Broker.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Liara T'Soni - Complete
Beware the Mare of Purple Hue by Wolf-Shadow's-Ghost reviews
The owner of Chestnut Handy Stables has a dark secret; the newest boarder and his strangely colored mare have a darker one, and it's anyone's game when these secrets clash. Characters: Shadowmere, Snak gra-Bara, and Lucian Lachance.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Lucien L. - Complete
Gone by The Loved And Unloved reviews
My first post on here, might as well be a poem. Please review(:
Thirteen Reasons Why - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Hannah B. - Complete
Drinking with Gods by GodModeSama reviews
One-shot. You meet the most colorful people in the taverns of Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Sheogorath, Martin S. - Complete
It's a Mod World by Adapse reviews
Crack/Parody fic. Inspired by all the mods out there that changed the world of Skyrim (for better or for worse). Not to be taken seriously! XD
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
5 times Aria T'Loak smiled and 1 time she didn't by Spicy-obsession reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Omega DLC spoilers. A brief snapshot of the history between Aria and Nyreen. Femmeslash, femmeslash everywhere.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K. - Complete
Undefinable by TheRev28 reviews
"But then there was this beautiful, fierce creature who didn't let anyone define her." Nyreen's words about Aria can easily be flipped. Nyreen is a woman all her own, forever faithful to her ideals. This is her story. *Massive Omega DLC spoilers.*
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2012 - J. Garson, Aria T'Loak, Nyreen K. - Complete
Witch by rhokesh reviews
"'Witch'. That was what he used to call her. The epitome of everything he hated..." / Post game. Left alone, Merrill wanders aimlessly, until she hears of a hunt staged on a former companion turned enemy, and decides to seek him out- to protect the hunters from the hunted. Fenris & Merrill. Rated for violence, mild nudity.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,485 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Fenris, Merrill - Complete
Fast Times at Citadel High by ChronicallyinFlaming reviews
Written for the mass kink meme. High School AU. Shepard, the star athlete of her school that lacks any social graces, falls in love with quiet, bookish Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Hello, Time Bomb by Mussimm reviews
The success of an undertaking is not determined by its necessity. The Lazarus Project was never likely to succeed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 145,183 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Song Of The Old Ones by Eve Hawke reviews
Deep within the earth, miles upon miles below the sunshine and air and things growing freely, the darkness is all-consuming. Once upon a time, he had been important, the world bowing at his feet. Now it is only cold he feels. An AU twist on Urthemiel's thoughts, and the plot his brother enacts to destroy the world as we know it... Based on a piece of gorgeous fanart by Nightlyre.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Urthemiel - Complete
The World Is Quiet by Calaeris reviews
Loki has won, and all is good (notnotnot)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Loki - Complete
Dovah by MechaPaladin557 reviews
A (very) short poem about my favorite race on Nirn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Complete
The Amulet by Nameless She reviews
Reposted from the Kink meme. The Amulet of Mara is causing more problems for the Dragonborn than it's worth. F!Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Daedric Knowledge by Clairfir reviews
A mage's pursuit for the secrets held within Daedric treasures. Spoilers for most Daedric questlines, as well as the Thieves Guild questline. Mercer also receives considerable attention eventually.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,661 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Mercer Frey
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Adventures of the Dovahkiin: A Good Death by commandocucumber reviews
An old Orc is granted his wish. Based on the Skyrim random encounter.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Archmage's Tower by Souplog reviews
Karliah tries to steal from the Archmage's tower, but gets sucked into the beautiful Archmage's nefarious schemes to make Skyrim a better place. Ponderous Femslash.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,399 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 129 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Karliah - Complete
Rose Vines by Sy Itha reviews
A retelling of a classic. Falere has been left to watch over the monastery while the reaper war rages on. When asari commando Erenya Kurin crash lands on her planet, is she saved by Falere, or lured into an even worse danger? Rated M for lesbian content. Yes, that's right. Femslash. Falere/OC. Brief mentionings of Femshep/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,092 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty by Elira Rose reviews
When Jayfe, Dragonborn, and a male Khajiit, arrives home after a hard day's work, Aela knows just how to comfort him... Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Aela - Complete
Ins and Outs by augmentedfourth reviews
Believing that there will be more privacy there than at The Hanged Man, Hawke takes Isabela back to his estate for a night of passion. He was wrong. Very wrong.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hawke, Isabela - Complete
My Immortal Original story reupload by TheAnonymousTree reviews
A re-upload of the original worst fanfic ever created, My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie. FULL STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Silence by TinyElephant reviews
ME3 SPOILERS. Post-Destroy. There's no room for war heroes in peace time. A shattered, exhausted Shepard expected to die. Vega and Cortez, the only ones left of her old crew, won't let her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,617 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Kin by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
Informing the next of kin when an Avenger passes. All Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Cake by el bastardo reviews
A delicious misunderstanding... Fenders cake, anyone?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Episodes from the MAKO by Xaoir reviews
How can anyone forget the MAKO? Fun times with that piece, right! Some of the crew remember Shepard through certain incidents revolving around the MAKO. Mostly for humor and good ol' fun. Implied FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
The Avengers and how each of them celebrate their special day. Character studies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Thor - Complete
From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1 by OldStoneface reviews
Once upon a time, the Auditors committed the ultimate arrogance and created life. But the Auditor inside 'Lady Myria LeJean' soon discovered that the flesh shapes the mind as the mind controls the flesh, and learned why living is so hard to set aside. Cover art by shiolein.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,894 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, OC, Sam Vimes - Complete
Summon Raven by Keolah reviews
A version of "The Raven" involving a Magic game.
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
Ax Versus Visser Three: The Rap Battle by Bealocwealm reviews
Very silly and nerdy. Obviously OOC to some extent. Ax and Visser three do battle... on the mic. Some coarse language and mentions of violence.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Ax, Visser Three
Cold by Asirus reviews
Maven had interacted with assassins and thugs and thieves, criminals of all stripes, but she'd never felt the cold touch of Sithis, patron god of the Dark Brotherhood. Not like this.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Maven Black-Briar, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Scattered Coin :: Athenril ABCs by Serindrana reviews
Following Combination NC's example, an alphabet meme exploring our favorite lady smuggler. There might be hints of Bethany/Athenril tension in some installments. All drabbles take place within the same continuity.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Athenril, Bethany H. - Complete
Regarding The Dress by Rae D. Magdon reviews
From the ME Kink Meme. Every woman needs a little black dress, but Shepard's crew holds an intervention when they notice her favorite outfit is showing too much skin. Meanwhile, Aria and Anderson are also interested in the dress... for different reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] - Complete
The Reality of Forever by Sarah1281 reviews
Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - J. Garson, Shepard - Complete
What the Water Gave Me by Mighty Crouton reviews
My mind is constantly layered by images of Irikah's lessons, Irikah's death, Kolyat's redemption, Shepard walking away, and five hundred collector deaths at once or in different sequences. Thane Krios POV. A Jane 'Foucault' Shepard tale.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Thane K., J. Garson - Complete
Here There Be Dragons by Rabbitprint reviews
Act III. Varric/female!Hawke. Even a storyteller can occasionally be surprised by unexpected twists in the tale.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - unknown 1, Varric T. - Complete
Sky, Spring, Summer by Metrophor reviews
*MAIN QUEST SPOILERS AHOY* In the end, the only choice left to her is whether to follow the path of birth, or the path of blood. Originally written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax - Complete
Someone stole my sweet roll by Zururu reviews
Ah, the sweet roll, a pastry so craved for. Well, a man can have a treat after a hard day's work, right? Or so he thought...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
Faultlines by Rabbitprint reviews
Hespith/Branka, pre-game, Hespith POV. The honor of being a Paragon's captain does not come without a price.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hespith, Branka - Complete
Wrong Dragon by Vanbor the Fire Mage reviews
Dragonborn see dragon. Dragonborn kill dragon. Someone should had told him it was the wrong type of dragon. one-shot
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Lyrium Blush by Snarkoleptic reviews
Fenris's need to get a semi-conscious Anders to a healer threatens to destroy the careful secrecy they've built. Tongue-in-cheek Fenders fic. K!meme inspired.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Isabela, Fenris
Twitch by tricyclops reviews
Fenris twitches in his sleep. Anders loves it because it reminds him he is still there beside him. Fluffy Fenris/Anders one-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Descent by Laluzi reviews
There was a time when everything had been perfect. But he would cast down man as they had cast down the dovah.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Alduin - Complete
Ask Me Your Questions And I'll Tell You Your Lies by KhamanV reviews
M'aiq saw a dragon the other day. Horrible creatures. Must khajiit remind you that this story is true? I see I must. Also, there is absolutely, most certainly, no skooma involved. Or spoilers. M'aiq is very kind, yes?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
the sea takes all who drown by Rabbitprint reviews
Isabela/Aveline, between Acts 2 and 3. A lifetime of being self-conscious isn't easy to overcome, particularly when Aveline expects nothing but mockery.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Aveline V., Isabela - Complete
Justice Writes Friendfiction by KyeShgall reviews
In a style all his own and with a unique purpose. NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Justice, Varric T. - Complete
Pawn Becomes King by Rabbitprint reviews
DA2, Mage F!Hawke/Merrill. Making a pact with one demon does not provide immunity to others. In Merrill's case, the offers have only increased.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Merrill, unknown 1 - Complete
Strays Taken In by Annwyd reviews
A surprising find sends Fenris and Merrill on an undercover investigation in Starkhaven, pitting them against royal enemies and, more importantly, their own personalities.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Fenris, Merrill - Complete
Shadowplay by Annwyd reviews
Merrill explains a morning ritual to Hawke and tries not to dwell on what it means. Marian Hawke/Merrill, mid-game.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Merrill, unknown 1 - Complete
Rob Thy Neighbour by Wynneception reviews
Merrill meets a burglar! Oh, it's so very exciting!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Merrill - Complete
White and Black by Zerbinetta reviews
All fates start so simply; clean sheets of parchment, pure, allowing all manner of people to leave their mark. What matters isn't how much is written upon them - it's how dark the ink that stains them is that really counts. Currently being part-rewritten.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,481 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Things to Keep by Rabbitprint reviews
Act II-ish, Isabela/Merrill. Spoilers for Isabela. Sometimes, even the best pirate needs someone to hold back her hair. And sometimes, even the best pariah needs someone's hair to hold.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Isabela, Merrill - Complete
Beautiful by InkheartFirebringer reviews
"She was beautiful, once." Her obsession with beauty is one thing, at least, that didn't change when she became a vampire and was invited into the Dark Brotherhood. Even if everything else was lost. Long one-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
A Gift for Tongues by Rabbitprint reviews
Act II, Fenris/Hawke, post-Book of Shartan, mage!Hawke. Prompt: m!Hawke, Fenris, foreign languages. Fenris can't read, but he has a gift for tongues.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fenris, Hawke - Complete
Basilit an by DreadNot reviews
The feline, it was decided, had its role among those of the Qun.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Arishok - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
The Archer and The Lioness by InkheartFirebringer reviews
We all know them as adults; thief and assassin, respectively. But what happened when the two met as children? How did they affect each other's paths? One-shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,943 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
The ThirtySix Stratagems of Wáng Jìngzé by Mussimm reviews
"They want us gone now, before we get too powerful for them to kill. I say they've waited too long. I say we have that power now." The war has begun. ME3!Spec!fic. Shrios.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,588 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K. - Complete
Midnight by Laluzi reviews
A Breton mage finds herself encountering a certain mysterious man at every other turn. Just who is this apparent 'guardian angel', and what does he want with her? When things begin to fall apart, where do they have left to turn to? -Dead fic.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,886 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Vicente V.
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
A Cat By Any Other Name by kodoku reviews
Written for a prompt on the DA Kink Meme which boils down to: Fenris's home is invaded by kitties and Anders. Anders is full of kitten!squee, Fenris is at a loss. Full prompt inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
The Reprint by alexoiknine reviews
Quick writeup about the Animorphs finding out about their story being reprinted. A/N: Holy goodness guys, yes, it is really being reprinted. With updates: /status.htm I'm excited but bet the Animorphs aren't.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
Whiskered by Quillweave reviews
The purification, from the point of view of one forgotten pair of beady eyes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011
The Paralyzing Truth by Nenalata reviews
She was the strongest fighter the Arena had seen in a long time, and she hoped to be seen as that forever. As long as, of course, they didn't discover her one embarrassing secret. Rated T for Teen, for Fantasy Violence, Mild Language, & Suggestive Themes
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blue Team Gladiator - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Conversation with a Qunari by ChampionTheWonderSnail reviews
Warden Amell teaches an 'ancient' meditative exercise to Sten - but if he ever finds out, death by Archdemon would probably be kinder...
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Amell, Sten - Complete
The Color of Shepard's Panties by SageQueen reviews
Commander Shepard is outfitting a team for a dangerous mission against impossible odds, and she'll do anything - even underwear modeling - to ensure success. Also starring Miranda, Kasumi, and a bewildered Kaidan Alenko. Spin-off from my ME2 fic,Valhalla
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - J. Garson, Kaidan A. - Complete
KOKOMO by ghost.713 reviews
Even vermin have a story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,916 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Maiden and Monster: A Love Story in 12 Parts by Fever Dream reviews
Escaping a life of captivity on Thessia, a girl chooses to embrace her cruel desires. A demon is born, one who will travel the galaxy for 400 years, hunting and hunted. Twelve vignettes from Morinth's perspective. One-shot. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Morinth - Complete
Where Angels Fear To Tread by WarlordFil reviews
Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Rock, Paper, Tailblade by alikat522 reviews
Erek and a delirious Aximili talk in the barn. Set mid-29.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Ax, Erek - Complete
The FanFic Nightmare by alexoiknine reviews
Animorphs find fan fiction they're not prepared for. Just a goof.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
Greenhorns by Musafreen reviews
Six warriors. Fifty themes.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Elfangor's Folly by Kim Hoppy reviews
After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 514,319 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Elfangor - Complete
Frost by Jakia reviews
The night of the ritual, Alistair and Morrigan both find themselves enjoying it more than they expected. Set in a universe in which Alistair is not a hardened King and f!Tabris is not interested in him. Alistair/Morrigan romance, some slight Tabris/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan
ash in your mouth by Raindog Bride reviews
Leliana and Warden Tabris in Fort Drakon at the end of all things. She was never meant for happy ever afters.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Leliana, Tabris
Translation Unnecessary by noobcake reviews
The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Necessary by blackwolfmajik reviews
Wynne gets a bit more than she bargined for when offering a copper for the Warden's thoughts.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Wynne, Surana - Complete
I Never by thinkdragonage reviews
A game of "I Never" reveals some interesting things about the companions. One shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Alistair, Cousland] Morrigan, Zevran A. - Complete
50 Battle Crys I am not allowed to use by uNDYINGSILENCE reviews
...before going into the Great Gate of Bruma....
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
This Is Not A Land For Gods by The Dragon Mage reviews
A poem on the idea that America rejects gods, because the land is too great for them to grow in.
American Gods - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Your Typical Navy Brat by Bearit reviews
A series of drabbles and shorts that follows Commander Shepard before she was Commander Shepard, through middle school and high school. Spacer background. 12/16: Dizzy - In which Shepard gets drunk.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - J. Garson
Blackthorn by tjadis reviews
He has seen the cold equations in her eyes, and this time she has come out the cipher.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Zevran A. - Complete
Contumely by apeacockpersian reviews
Martin Septim and Lucien Lachance become unwittingly entangled in romances, disasters, and guild rivalries when the Nerevarine is ordered to counsel a wayward and tactless Hero of Kvatch on the finer points of saving the world.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Lucien L., Martin S. - Complete
Bright Side by Zymr reviews
Okay, dude, I don't care that you look like that. Stop looking at me like that." Post 'The Invasion', Marco and Tobias deal.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Marco, Tobias - Complete
Princesses by Bladesworn reviews
Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
Please Let Me Give Up by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
Just an Arena oneshot I thought up while playing. Very gruesome, and very morbid. Don't like blood, don't read.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2009
Anyone can Listen by Zerbinetta reviews
What happens when our very own Mary Sue is given a chance to join the Dark Brotherhood by a very edgy and deadly yet somehow ruggedly handsome Speaker? Can she do it? Can Lucien remain in-character and sane? Can he stop Mary before she romances him? Hm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,341 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Denial by ReaperRain reviews
Uvani definitely isn't obsessed with Banus Alor. Nope, absolutely not. Uvani/Banus slash, though nothing too explicit.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - A. Uvani, Banus A. - Complete
Desynchronisation, Reinitialising, Loading by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
It's rather hard to summarise what this fic actually is. One part parody, one part want-to-write-an-Assassin's-Creed-fic, and two parts my experience playing the game. Not to be taken seriously. I'm sure fellow AC gamers can relate...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
The Mary Sue Chronicles I: The Invasion by PowerPen reviews
The Mary Sues. They're coming. Closing in upon us all. This may be the single greatest threat the world has ever faced. They're unstoppable, and it's up to the Animorphs to stop them. Part 1 of 3.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 9/7/2007
Shadowstep: Dead and Hating It by Mister Buch reviews
Selected entries from the diary of Booch Mishtar, Cyrodiil's most irritable adventurer. Chronicling his rise to mediocrity in the Dark Brotherhood and his transformation into Cyrodiil's most irritable vampire.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
Sanguine is the Night by Sionnach Cliste reviews
Poem about a DB assassin.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
C Y R O D I I L: A Lesson in Spelling by Juna Maleus reviews
A cute little one shot about a class of little children in the Imperial City learning how to spell the name of their home province.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
Blood And Trust by Liael reviews
A Bosmer slave is unwillingly caught up in the vampiric intrigues of Morrowind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,719 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
The Seduction of Orram Rasshibael by Liael reviews
Just a small one-shot, about the perils of the House of Earthly Delights...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
The End of Days by brightblue reviews
A brief glimpse into the future. Not a happy picture. FRINGE fic. Peter/Olivia.
Fringe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Do Vampires ? by Amadaun reviews
It's always annoying when the hired help begins to ask questions. Isn't it?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Pure Sunshine by attica reviews
Look, Pinocchio," she whispered. "You're a boy." Tobias/Rachel. ONE-SHOT.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Oblivion Retold: The Adventures of Nival and K by Dominus Princeps reviews
A gifted Dunmer...a rampaging Dremora...the Necromancer's Amulet...and the fate of Cyrodiil. Head for the hills 'cause this party's gettin' wild!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2006
Lucien's Pants by Parmecia reviews
Lucien Lachance has just been strung up by his ankles and murdered by the members of his own organization. Pleasantry ensues. One shot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
Meh Ayleidon by JawsOfOblivion reviews
Pente is a no talent Wood Elf with a phobia of... well, everything. So just how did she end up as the Hero of Kvatch? Can she really help save the world from the upcoming Oblivion crisis?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,846 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007
Images by Sindaheri reviews
A glimpse of a person, a moment in time. A series of drabbles following the main quest, from midpoint to aftermath. Spoilers within.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Lucien's Luck by Jordy Trent reviews
This one's no amateur, no freelancer come to your room by chance. His name, in the language of High Rock, means luck. His first name means light. Ironic, isn't it? He has never walked in the light, and as for the other one...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Lucien L. - Complete
In His Golden Throne by How Like a Winter reviews
Sheogorath finds himself with nothing to do...again. And again.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Safe by Pheonicia reviews
A dark and twisted tale of a talented thief caught in unusual circumstances. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
One Day in Paradise by JawsOfOblivion reviews
One of the Mythic Dawn reveals the hidden side of Mankar Camoran's Paradise.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
What Should Never Be by Pheonicia reviews
A slashy oneshot about life at Cloud Ruler Temple that should never have been written and should not be read by anyone. You have been warned. Rated T for terrible.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
The Real Tinuviel by Anoriel reviews
Right... so there's this Wood Elf named Tinuviel, and she keeps a journal, and this is it. FINALLY updated, for your amusement.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,716 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 6/3/2005
If you come out by Uilleand reviews
My first ever fanfic, I guess. A tale of those who entered the gates, but didn't get to be heroes. This was first posted on the Elder Scrolls Forum. The character is mine, Tamriel and Oblivion are of course the property of Bethesda.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
King of Fools by Halfwest reviews
In which the Prince of Madness promotes one of his own, turns social constructs upsidedown, and saves the Imperial City. What, you don't believe me? He DOES...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Thu'um by mercurybard reviews
An expatriate Nord discovers his magical voice called the thu'um.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
Poison by Penname wa Silver B reviews
Nerevar was poisoned. Nerevarine returns the favor.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Wheel by L. Emmist reviews
The Animorphs face what may prove to be their biggest challenge yet -- Driver's Ed. -- PG for action. --
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,618 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2002 - Published: 10/22/2002
Thoughts by Anisky reviews
SOMEBODY, I don't know who, spammed it. Enjoy!
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/1999
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