Author has written 31 stories for Star Wars Rebels, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Batman the Animated Series, Kung Fu Panda, and Wander over Yonder. A few things about me: Location: Georgia, USA Gender: Girl Hair color: Brown Eye color: Brown Birthday: January 27th (Aqurius is my sign.) I'm Spector8 on Wattpad and have more stories on there if you wanna check 'em out. Update: I'm gonna take a break from my SWR and TMNT stories for a while. I have a KFP story I wanna work on, and a new idea for a story, that I really wanna do. I am going to still write my SWR and TMNT stories, but I just wanna work on the other two, and then I'll be back on writing my other stories. Just thought I'd let you guys know. Update 2: I'm deleting some stories. I'll post a message on which ones I'm deleting. Sorry but I have to many stories. If you have ever fallen in love with/had a crush on a fictional character, copy this to your profile along with who you fell for or crushed on (Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Raph) My Motto: Keep moving forward. (From Meet the Robinsons) My Most Favorite Songs Ever: In My Daughter's Eyes- Martina Mcbride Favorite Artists & Music Groups: Carrie Underwood Miranda Lambert Becky G Hunter Hayes Lady Antubellum The Band Perry Little Big Town Skillet Taylor Swift Meghan Trainor Katy Perry I have a youtube account. If you want to see my videos here's the link: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCSXBqy8-Zp_Em1UJ_SBlwHQ Favorite Couples: Wander and Sylvia- Wander over Yonder (Brotp) Peepers and Sylvia- Wander over Yonder Hater and Peepers- Wander over Yonder (No one can make me stop shipping them) Dominator and Hater- Wander over Yonder (Otp) Sylvia and Dominator- (Brotp) Tigress and Tai Lung- Kung Fu Panda Tigress and Viper- Kung Fu Panda Po and Song- Kung Fu Panda Shifu and Mei Ling (The one from Kung Fu Panda LOA)- Kung Fu Panda Peng and Lian (From Kung Fu Panda LOA)- Kung Fu Panda LOA Crane and Mei Ling- Kung Fu Panda Batman and Catwoman- Batman: TAS Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy- Batman: TAS Karai and Shinnigami- TMNT Donnie and April- TMNT Mikey and Renet- TMNT Raph and Mona Lisa- TMNT Kanan and Hera- SWR Ezra and Sabine- SWR Zeb and Ahsoka Tano- SWR Dipper and Wendy- Gravity Falls Dipper and Pacifica- Gravity Falls Jack Frost and Elsa Favorite Movies: Kung Fu Panda 1-3 Star Wars 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, & 7 (I haven't seen 3 yet) Ice Age 1-5 Who Framed Roger Rabbit Madagascar 1-3 Disney's Descendants Mean Girls Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Any Disney movie Hotel Transilvaniya 1-2 and so many more Favorite tv shows: Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomness Star Wars Rebels Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Wander Over Yonder Adventure Time Regular Show Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes and a lot more List your ten favorite TMNT charecters then answer the questions: 1. Karai 2. Mikey 3. Bebop 4. Splinter 5. Casey 6. April 7. Tigerclaw 8. Raph 9. Donnie 10. Leo What would happen if... Number one woke you up in bed? Karai: *Flips the matress over* Training starts in thirty minutes. Get up now. Me: Ugh! Couldn't you be more gentle?! Number three walked into the bathroom while you were showering? Bebop: Oh dang! Sorry! Me: Get out you dang pig! Number four announces they're going to propose to number nine tomorrow? Me: 0_0 He's your son! Number five cook dinner? Casey: Before you eat, just know that I've never cooked before. Me: I've lost my appitite. Number six is lying next to you on the beach? Me: Quit leading my turtle bro on or I'm gonna throw you into the water. April: *scoots away* Number seven suddenly confesses to be part of your family? Me: This is the best day ever! Number eight got into the hospital somehow? Me: How did this happen?! Raph: I don't remember. Number nine made fun of all your friends? Me: *Points tanto at neck* You ever make fun of my friends again and you'll be turtle soup. Got it? Donnie: Got it. Number ten ignored you all the time? Me: If you don't quit ignoring me, I'll tell Karai about your embarrising little secret. Leo: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Me: I thought so. Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will one do? Karai: *Draws tanto* I'll help you take these two down. Me: Best. Sister. Ever. You're on vacation with number two and you manage to break your leg. What does two do? Mikey: Oh my gosh! Are you okay?! Where's the nearest hospital?! Me: Mikey, just get me home so someone can help me! Ten woke you up in the middle of the night? Leo: Sam Tsui is in the living room. Me: *Runs rapidliy into the living room* No ones here! I'm gonna kill you Leo! Leo: *Runs for his life* You seem to have yourself stuck in a house that's on fire! What does four do? Splinter: *Runs in and gets me out* Me: Thank you Master Splinter. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremly embarresed. What does five do? Casey: You'll be fine. Just go for it and do it. Me: Wow, thanks Casey. Casey: You're welcome. You're about to marry number ten! What is ones reaction? Karai: What the heck is wrong with you?! You knew I loved him! Me: You can have him! I don't want him! You got dumped by someone. How will number seven cheer you up? Me: I can't believe he just dumped me!!!! Tigerclaw: Uh, it'll be alright, I guess. I'm sorry, I don't know how to deal with girl stuff. Me: It's fine. You compete in a tournoment. How will nine cheer you on? Donnie: You're chances of winning are great! You can do this! Me: Thanks Donnie. No, need to yell though. You can't stop laughing! What will ten do? Leo: What is wrong with you? Me: *Still lauging* D-Dude, y-you're t-terriable at flirting! Leo: Shut up. Number one is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Me: I only dream off Karai and Leo's wedding. Don't ask. Karai: You really want us to get married, don't you. Me: Since the day I started supporting Leorai. Karai: I'm not talking to you about Leo anymore. Eight buys a coumputer, what will he/ she look up first? Me: He's probably gonna watch wrestling matches on youtube. Number two tells you their deep love for number nine? Me: O_O WHAT THE SHELL??!!!!! You're dating three, and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along? Me: Sorry, dude, you're funny but this ain't gonna work. I'd rather date Mikey or Raph anyways. Bebop: Yeah, I kinda expected that. Would five and six ever kiss? Me: No. Just no. Number six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts... Me: ?? I don't believe that. You had a haircut, and seven can't stop staring at it. Me: QUIT STARING AT ME! TIgerclaw: Sorry, you just look diffrent with short hair. Eight thinks that they will never get a girl/ boyfriend. What will you tell them? Me: You might have a chance with Karai if her and Leo don't work out. Raph: Thanks, I feel better now. Me: You're welcome. Nine is too shy to face you, and sends you an e-mail confessing their love. What do you do? Me: *Walks out of the room and doesn't answer back* (I love Donnie, but not like that.) Nine gives you a beagal. Do you eat it? Donnie: *Hands you a beagal* Me: *Takes it* I trust you. I just hope this doesn't blow up in my face. You spot ten kissing one. How do you react? Me: YAY! I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN! You notice that three and four have been in that hotel room more than few hours.What are you thinking? Me: Their probably passed out from fighting. Could one and six be soul mates? Me: Heck to the fricking no. Would two trust five? Me: They've know each other for a while so yeah. Number four is bored and pokes ten. What happenes after that? Splinter: *Pokes Leo* Leo: I'm not even gonna ask. Six got high?! April: Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. Me: *Takes out phone to record this* Five and one are forced to go back to school with each other. What subject do they pick? Casey: Uh... gym? Karai: Let's just get this over with. Seven and nine apply for a job. What job? Tigerclaw: I'll be an assassin. Donnie: *Slowly steps away from him* I'll be an inventor. Eight gives five a haricut. Is it okay? Me: Yeah, it looks alright. If nine sketches was they think sixes perfect boy/ girfriend would look like, will six be pleased? Donnie: *Hands April a peice of paper* April: *Looks at the drawing* Donnie, this is a drawing of you. Donnie: *Blushes* Uh, no comment. Nine and ten are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about? Donnie: *Blushes* At least you're able to tell Karai how you feel. You're lucky. Me: *Looks at Leo* Leo: *Blushes slightly* I'm not that lucky. Me: Y'all are wierd. What would happen if one accidentely kicked ten? Karai: *Kicks Leo* Leo: Ow! What was that for?! Karai: Sorry! If six and three cooked dinner, what would they make? April: *Smiles* Pizza! Bebop: Why did we have to make pizza? Me: *Ignores Bebop* Booyakasha! If two sent a message to their boy/ girlfriend but nine got it, what would happen? Mikey: Hey baby! You still coming 2nite? Donnie: Uh, Mikey, why did you ask me that? Mikey: Ah! Ignore that message random person! What would happen if five and six had a workout together? April: Why did I agree to do this? Casey: *Frowns* If seven won the lottery? Tigerclaw: Now I can buy more weapons! Me: You're awesome but you scare me sometimes. If eight had quite a big secret? Me: *Grins* What your secret Raphie? Raph: No, comment. If nine became a singer? Me: Go for it Donnie. Donnie: Thanks. If ten got a daughter? Me: *Huge smile spreads across face* I'm so happy for you and Karai! What would one think of two? Karai: He's annoying sometimes but mostly nice. Mikey: Thanks Karai. What would four envy of five? Me: Uh... maybe the fact that he's no longer human. What do six and seven have in common? Me: They do martial arts. That's it. What would make seven angry at eight? Me: If hothead said something about him losing his tail. Where would eight meet nine? Me: In the lair. What would nine never dare to tell ten? Donnie: *Whispers quietly* That he's a control freak. Leo: What was that Donnie? Donnie: Nothing Leo. Leo: That's what I thought. What would make ten scared of one? Karai: *Full rage mode* I'M GONNA KILL YOU LEO! *Charges after Leo* Leo: *Runs for his life* Try Not To Cry Please if you would Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on, Maybe pepole will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the pepole who didn't get to say "Good-bye" Now you have 2 choices 1)Pass this on & show pepole you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2)Don't send it, & you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... This is a trick I learned Say Ariana Grande 5x fast & post this on 2 other websites then check your singing voice Repost this if you hate racisam The white man said to the black man "Colored pepole aren't served her." The black man stood & said to the white man, "Listen sir when I'm born I'm Black, when I grow up I'm Black when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm black, when I die I'll be Black, but you sir when you are born you're Pink, when you grow up you're White, when you're sick you're Green, when you go in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, & when you die you're Purpule & you have the nerve to call me colored!" Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No. Girl: Choose - Me or your life? Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: "The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind." "The reason why I don't like you is because I love you." "The reason why I don't want you is because I need you." "The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left." "The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I die for you." "The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you." "The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life." If you find this incredebly cute & touching, paste this into your profile. If you love Star Wars Rebels post this in your profile If you love Star Wars post this in your profile If you love Star Wars: The Clone Wars post this in your profile Random Quotes: "Do or do not. There is no try" -Yoda "If all you do is fight for your own life then your life is worth nothing" -Hera Syndulla "We're a crew, a team, in some ways a family" -Sabine Wren "Ahsoka, my name is Ahsoka Tano" -Ahsoka Tano "Luke, I am your father" -Darth Vader Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not! Please, it's too scary! Boy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl: *hugs him* Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy: I love you babe. In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight, then you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Kevin) 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? (Black) 3. Your first initial? (B) 4. Your month of birth? (January) 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black) 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Abby) 7. Your favorite number? (12) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? (California) 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (Lake) 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (I wish I could except myself.) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (Don't know anyone named Kevin, but okay?) 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (This is true.) Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (I disagree.) L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fell in love with someone totally unexpected. (This has already happened so far.) Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the chance. (Um, okay.) White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (Knew it.0 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (I highly doubt it.) 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. (Yes, I do.) Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. (This is true.) Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! (Well... I guess anything can happen.) FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FORREST, RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Would ask their mom to buy you a b-day gift. BEST FRIENDS: Would spend half their college money getting you the perfect present. FRIENDS: Would be a little sad if you rejected the present their mom got you. BEST FRIENDS: Would just shrug and take the present for their own. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!! A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad...Follow her FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this FRIENDS: Fade Copy and Paste if you Agree Randomness If you are WAY too addicted to fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile. 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Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it. Fanfiction is for elves and wizards trapped in human bodies. Fanfiction is for people who ditched reality and went for something different. 7 Ways to get over Fictional Characters: You don't. REALLY, WHY BOTHER? (And if by some miracle you do, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS OH WISE ONE) 38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times. That is if you can get close enough to do most of this stuff. (I find quite a few of these really funny.) If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven Copy & Paste This If you love God and you're not ashamed of Him repost this, and see what he does for you tonight PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now We Girls: Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush. Read the text on a shampoo bottle. Laugh at our own jokes when we haven't even shared it. Push a door when it clearly says 'PULL'. We ask, 'What?' when we understand everything perfectly. Hate it when the wind messes up our hair. Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything. Have to call our own phones to find it. Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch. Turning our pillow around so we sleep on the cold side. When we stay up late, we count how many hours of sleep we get. Smiling while reading this. :) Copy and paste this if you are happy being a girl. :) You’re Girl Side You wear lip gloss/stick You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice You consider cheerleading a sport You hate wearing the colour black You like hanging out at the mall You like getting manicures and/or pedicures You like wearing jewelry Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies You don't like the movie Star Wars You took gymnastics/dance It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up You smile a lot more than you should You have more than 10 pairs of shoes You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love movies You Use to play with dolls as little kid You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it Like being the star of everything Total: 7 Your Boy Side You love hoodies You love jeans Dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... Most of the time) You've played with/against boys on a team Shopping is torture (Sometimes) Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers You watch sports on TV Gory movies are cool You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps You like going to high school football games You used to/do collect football/baseball cards Baggy pants are cool to wear (When they say this I think sweat pants) It's kinda weird to have sleepover with a bunch of people Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors You love to go crazy and not care what people think Sports are fun (When your not playing with pros) Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night Total :10 Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT! Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works. -Unknown Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. -Unknown I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. -Unknown I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face. -Unknown If you fall, Ill be there. -Floor That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. -Unknown That moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. -Unknown The Percy Jackson Pledge: I promise to remember Percy PJO quiz: Find your godly parent ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are hydrophobic. You're never afraid during thunderstorms. 4/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobia. 2/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in a diary/journal. You feel most active at night. 9/10 DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 1/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 7/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 4/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 4/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 7/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of fire. 1/10 APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look in the mirror on a regular basis. 2/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon You consider yourself restles. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. 3/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is never bad. 0/10 I am a Daughter of Hades NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace Dormitory: Dirty room Astronomer: Moon starer George Bush: He bugs Gore The eyes: They see Slot machine: Cash lost in me Desperation: A rope ends it Presbyterian: Best in prayer Election results: Lies! Let's recount Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one Mother in law: Woman Hitler The Morse code: Here come dots A decimal point: I'm a dot in place Roses are red, Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have a heart. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy, TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. TEACHER: Did you see God? TOMMY: No. TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there! He doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked:LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time). LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky? TOMMY: Yessssss LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher? TOMMY: Yes LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain? TOMMY: No LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. -If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. -If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile. -If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. -If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile. -If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile. -If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. Why does George Lucas keep tricking us into thinking Ahsoka's going to die? If you wonder the same, copy and paste this onto your profile. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love Ahsoka Tano or are glad they put her in Star Wars Rebels, copy and paste this on your profile! If you knew before watching or reading about Star Wars Rebels: Fire Across the Galaxy that Fulcrum was Ahsoka Tano, copy and paste this on your profile! I CAN'T EXPRESS MY JOY IN WORDS AT HOW HAPPY I AM THAT AHSOKA IS BACK AND IS IN REBELS. SEEING HER MADE ME CRY FROM HAPPINESS. I believe George Lucas should make an episode of Star Wars where Anakin and Ahsoka are married just for fun. (Copy this to your profile if you agree.) I wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie" My Favorite Star Wars character is Ahsoka Tano(Put this on your profile if you agree) If I was in Star Wars as a Padawan, I would want Anakin Skywalker to be my master for fun reasons(Again, if you agree, put this on your profile) I would love to be best friends with Ahsoka Tano(Copy if you agree) I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! This is 'Aurora and Her Teddy Bear Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong Please copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe, as I do, that the things listed below are horrible and inhumane. Repost this if you agree with it. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (No, I just don't like to eat a lot of stuff) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (Okay, my momma and brother are blonde and THERE NOT STUPID) I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk. (No, I have anger issues) I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to torment. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to torment. (I've got nothing against gays or lesbians. I'm actually biromantic asexual.) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (No, I don't) I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I'm resposiable when I have to be) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (Okay, I'm not white trash! If you say I am I'll knock your teeth out) I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Not crazy. I just have too many issues) I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up. (I have friends who are dancers and there smart) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Actually, I'm not. I just watch too much Addams Family and love black) I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I've never stole money from any of my bf's) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm 1/4 Italian) I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Okay, I have a small social life) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (SWR fans, Sabine dyes her hair but she wants attention for her art) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (So what if I wear my Star Wars hoodie all the time? I'm weird) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (This applies to my friend Abby and me. She's not a poser. She just dresses the way she wants to cuz that's her style) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Okay, one of my friends is part German and they didn't like what Hitler done at all) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (I'm very pretty thank you very much) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Not fat. I'm a normal weight) I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (I just love to skateboard with my brother) I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (I know I'm white) I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Well... I gues it's true) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (My best friend doesn't wear brand name clothes and I love her like a sister) I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'M NOT NAIVE! I'm very intellegent) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (I'm no where close to rich) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (No, it's to dadgum hot!!) I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (No, people just like me.) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I'm really just uncomfortable in crowds) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (No, I'm pretty sane) I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk. (No, I'm just defensive) My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I have dandruff really badly and that adds to the problem) I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk. (No, I just stand up for what I believe in) I read comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Okay, that's sorta true but I just love comic books) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Okay, why do people think this? I can't stalk anyone because I fangirl over celebrites) I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (What the heck gave you that idea?) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No. Just no. I'm a perfect wait for my age, I'm not loud mouthed, and I'm only concided) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt) I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I just like writing fanfics) I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I wasn't even born many, many years ago. I'm 13. How could I have caused problems in the past?) I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm homeschooled) I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I'm not annoying or a Mary-Sue) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (No, I'm very resposable. Cartoons just make me smile) I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (What's wrong with liking to read?) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I just disagree with the desions) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Well, yeah, I'm a person. Why do we need labels though?) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (No, I'm christian) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Actually, in my mind I'm 21) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk. (It's just the way I am I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm actually very intellegent) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (No, I just have anxiety issues) I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I'm a perfectionest but I just like making sure everything's in order and correct) I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. (I only check once and I don't cry when I see mistakes) I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Naw, Tim (my bio-dad) is a druggist and I lie with my grandparents, DUH I HAVE PROBLEMS!) I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Fire is warm and I love the colors) I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER. (I just like video games) I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends. (I do have friends!) I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not. (Me and my family are a team but I don't hate anyone outside of my family) If you're against stereotypes, repost this!!! Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight. IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THIS POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE. Bulling The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's avirgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, Otters rule the world,Aka Aurora, LilyGirl101, Blood Butterflies, KagLover684, hellfirecross, bluefire321, Serena Heartfilia, GothicFairyGirl, Under Celestial Stars, Arya Scarlett 14, JustLove201, Specter 8 This happened on TAM airlines. A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the air hostess. "What's the problem, ma'am?" the hostess asked her "Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't sit here next to him. You have to change my seat" - "Please, calm down, ma'am" - said the hostess The hostess left and returned some minutes later. "Madam, as I told you, there isn't any empty seat in this class- economy class. And before the woman said anything, the hostess CONTINUED "Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a passenger from the economy class change to the first class. And turning to the black man, the hostess said: "Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice as to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the first class..." And all the passengers nearby, who were shocked to see the scene started applauding, some standing on their feet." If you are against racism, put this on your profile. This is an interesting story. Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student :Yes Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. The student's name was Albert Einstein. From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache When you open it, he collapses When he sees you reading it, he faints When he sees you living it, he flees Just when you try to re-post this, he will try to discourage you. Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this? I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword.Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who LOVES us... If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile. 97% of you wont repost this: 96% of teens wont stand up for God...copy and paste if ur one of the 4% who will!!!!!!! Why do we ((sleep)) in [church, But stay ((awake)) through a [2 hour movie]? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [God, but so ((easy)) to [Gossip]? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read [Playboy]? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [Godly] Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the [nasty] ones? Why are ((churches)) getting [smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are [growing]? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Opened This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name. 80 % of you wont repost this. 97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!) The battle is not ours I will not be afraid Copy and Paste this to your profile if you believe in God and know he is always at your side! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous! Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story." I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.' COME TO MY PARTY! THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited! So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first. Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever. DETAILS BELOW.. Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit. When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven Where: Kingdom of Heaven How: Just Ask Why: Because God Loves You! ... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul. 98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father." Repost as COME TO MY PARTY! You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. STUPID LABELS ON PRODUCTS! On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... it's a bit late for that!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because...?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash...) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Harry Potter Toy Broom: "This broom does not actually fly." (Ditto to the last comment.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) On the Twizzlers Popsicles: Warning! Contents may be cold! (Because I like my popsicles hot an' toasty!) On an Unknown Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping. (But it tastes so GOOD!) On Nabiso Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap. (THAT explains why it wouldn't come out!) On a 500 piece puzzle: Some assembly required. (Isn't that the whole point?) (Feel free to add your own below this) D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) You Know You’re a Kung Fu Panda Fan if: You’ve wanted to be a Kung Fu master ever since the first movie On rainy days, you try to master Inner Peace You have a group of five friends that you call the “Furious Five” and you’re the “Dragon Warrior” Every time you make a winning move in a game or a fight you say “Skadoosh!” You’ve replaced “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” with “Team Tigress” or “Team Song” You’re favorite animal has been the panda ever since the first movie You’ve replaced the holiday Christmas or Hanukah with The Winter Festival Your motto is “There are no accidents.” You cried when Master Oogway died And finally… you're practically counting down the days till the third movie! Copy this list onto your profile if you know you're a true fan and put your name down next to mine: edger230, UltaminteFangirl5000 Friends and Best Friends: FRIENDS: Will help me when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions. FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away. BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me. FRIENDS: Will bail me out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!'' FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me kidnap the band. FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mr.'' or ''Mrs.'' BEST FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad'' or by their first name. FRIENDS: Ask me for my number. BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number. FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops. BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public. BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. Friends fade. Best Friends are FOREVER! I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, cutiekatec, captainameliagirl, edger23, UltaminteFangirl5000 Things you just don't do, or ask the people in Kung Fu Panda 1 or 2 If Mantis ever gets a girlfriend, don't walk by and say, "Can't wait for the funeral." Don't take Viper's ribbon, just don't. Don't see how big a fish you can stuff in Crane's mouth. Don't tie Monkey's tail in a knot, or to anything. Don't lock Shifu in a cage with a hungry Po. Don't try to get Po on a diet. Don't give Tigress cat-nip. (though, a kung fu master high on cat-nip would be quite amusing...) Don't video tape Tigress when she is high on catnip. Don't taunt one of the wolf warriors with a steak, and a bone. Don't let Viper anywhere near Harry Potter. Don't let Viper anywhere near the croc hunter dude. though he died some years ago. :( If Po and Tigress ever become more then 'friends' don't talk about the predator differences between a tiger, and a panda Hide your cookies in a sealed metal box, or you will find a nervous panda munching them the next morning Don't cover everything on the training course in butter Don't tell Po's dad to make 'duck noodle soup' to much of a resemblance If he does make duck soup, run away with your new knowledge of a cannibalistic goose in the Valley of Peace If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of girls would be crying their eyes out, 2% would be at the bottom of the cliff with snacks, lawn chairs and binoculars, and another 2% would be ready to push him off. Copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% digging a hole at the bottom of the cliff so he'd fall longer. (Actually, I wouldn't but I wanna see how many people would.) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148, crazyvi, Pheek, timelordsapprentice, Video/GamingFreak1213, Sebman32, Chirst's Disciple, edger230, UltaminteFangirl5000 I LOVE Kung Fu Panda. That movie ROCKS the house. It's so cool and funny and the greatest movie EVER!! If you're one of those people who love and can't get enough of the awesomeness of Kung Fu Panda, copy this and paste it on your profile. If you, like me, are addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you HATE HATE HATE HATE child abuse copy this into your profile! If you think Tigress looked SO CUTE as a baby copy this into your profile! If you can't go a half an hour without singing to yourself (unless you're sleeping) copy and paste this onto your profile Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Too. Many. To name.) 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If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. (I hate them with a passion.) If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever forgotten something you posted on your profile and posted it again copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever forgotten something you posted on your profile and posted it again copy and paste this to your profile If you love DRAGONS copy this onto your profile If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? 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If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile! If you can't go one day without singing or humming "Let It Go" to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile! To honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool) Ultra Drama Queen (R.I.P dudes and dudettes that died that fateful day, may God bless your souls), Wind Crystal, MewMewFerret, MewBleuberri, ANProductions (Damn fricken terrorists), ANMProductions (How in the HELL do you lose to a terrorist with a tiny little BOX CUTTER!) Dracula X (God bless America), Dark Maiden95 (I can't believe anyone would do something so horrible!), Kuro Rotasu (may those that lost their lives that day, find peace in heaven), Skipper917, Liliana Dragonshard, edger230 (Please God, take care of these people in Heaven), UltaminteFangirl5000 (How could anyone be so cruel?) "Now let me turn the tables, and talk to you I had a dream, but you're the reason that it's coming true Yeah, I've had some dark days when the sun don't shine But you always reminded me that I would be fine 'Cause when no one else cared, you believed in my vision Now I got an army coming with me on my mission I thank God for all of you, every single night 'Cause believe it or not, you saved my life." -Jake Miller If this is what you would say to all of your fans, copy and paste this to your profile! |
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