Name: Sabrina (okay, so it's a nick name)

Age:Sixteen. Just had a birthday! BRING ON THE DRIVERS LICENSE!! (I do pity the poor fools who choose to walk on the sidewalks...)

Height: i am not ashamed to admit this. I am short. I am five foot even short. :sniffs: but on the bright side--I'M TALLER THAN HIEI! HA HA!

Favorite Current Quote: "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will die to defend your right to say it."

Favorite Song!:

"The cow goes moo...

The ghost goes boo...

And I go bwahahaha...HA!"

UPDATE! OKAY! So yeah I went through my depression and anxiety disorder, but now my life is FINALLY back on track again, so I can start writing! Yay!

Happy News: Jokerlady is now my newest favorite person on the planet! If you're into Joker/Batman, check out her fic, Joker's Playmate! It is freaking AWESOME!

My new email addy is:

sabrinaw226@

Feel free to email me at any time.

Personality: I like to just sit back and watch everybody's reactions. I love weirding people out. My ma once invited her boss over for dinner and we spent fifteen minutes singing 'The Adam's Family' theme song. Only...we didn't know the lyrics...so it was basically like 'dada da da da da da dada da dadada dada da da da da da da dada dadada dadadada da da dadadada dada' and so one and so forth.

I'm very much like 'Bryan' in my stories WHAT THE HELL and OH SHITE!. I don't like people though. I only have one real friend, and he's Ash. He's mah brotha from anotha motha. Okay...not really...but its still fun to say. My religion? Uh...that's kinda hard to say. I don't really go ta church or anything. I'm very go with the flow. Sorta like 'Hey there might be dudes upstairs, but why worry about it now?'

I'm very easy to amuse. I can amuse myself for about an hour, by staring up into space, and going, "Blah blah blah" over and over again. And don't even get me STARTED on the things I do in a mirror...

:ahem: let's see...what else...OH! Nothing shocks me. Period. EVER.

Fun Fact: I'm a lesbian.

Now For My Fav Pairings...And My Not So Fav Pairings

SESS/KAG (it's just...they belong together. THEY BELONG TOGETHER PEOPLES!)

KAG/KAG (i've gots two stories about this one)

SAN/KAG (ahh...the demon exterminatior and the miko...classic)

KIK/KAG (hmm...it's just...it's so weird that it's neat)

SESS/INU (um...i'm kinda half and half on this one. I dunno...read one story about this...now m'hooked)

SHIP/KAG (it's just...cute...WRONG...but cute...)

NAR/KAG (oh, come on, who WOULDN'T fall for that demon?)

MIR/SAN (it's so painfully obvious)

MIR/INU (i just think it's funny. heh. that WOULD explain why inu is so mad when miroku gropes Kagome.)

INU/SHIP (...no...just...no...)

RIN/SESS (um...lemme think...uh...NO!)

RIN/SHIP (aww...so cute...I APPROVE!)

KANNA/SOTA (what? it could work.)

KANNA/RIN (again, it could work)

KURAMA/KAG (Kurama seems too...hmm...HE'S NOT HIEI, ALRIGHT!)

HIEI/KAG (he may be short, but so is kag, so THERE.)

YUS/KAG (I guess, it could work, if there was a good story plot...)

KEI/KAG (I came across a story like that once, and just when it was getting good...BAM! My internet crashed! haven't found the story since. XO

HIEI/SAN (no. Cause then Kag would be left with Kurama. So, no. Sides, san's too tempermental, and hiei's too...hiei. Nuff said)

KURAMA/SAN (Yes! He's kind and gental, and San is well...San. Perfect match!)

YOUKO/KAG (YESSSSSSSSSS:ahem: that is all)

YUS/HIEI (hmm...interesting...)

KUWA/ANYONE (other than yukina, i can't see him with anyone. i read one with kag/kuwa paired up...never again NEVER AGAIN!)

YOUKO/SUICHI (I like this one the best. Just seems interesting, i guess...)

HIEI/KURAMA (my FAVORITE couple like...EVER...)

HIEI/KUWABARA (My cousin wrote one. I hate nightmares for WEEKS)

BATS/JOKER (The Joker's always trying for Bat's attention. Kinda cute, really...)

BATS/SUPES (The Blue Boyscout and the Flying Rodent...aah, a romance in the making)

BATS/ROBIN (And I mean any robin. Uh...eh, I can see where they'd get that pairing, but I don't like it.)

LUPIN/SNAPE (Dude. It just blows the mind. I love it!)

LUPIN/SIRIUS ( I dunno. Sirius can be such a prat sometimes. I usually like stories about him bein abusive and Snape comin to the rescue.)

HARRY/DRACO (Heh heh. I just love this pairing. So cute.)

HERMY/LUNA (YES!!)

DUMBLE/G-MAN (because I can' member 'is name right now, but I'm pretty sure it starts with a G...but yeah, I like this pairing)

SORA/RIKU (mmm...yeah, sometimes. Depends on my mood.)

SORA/LEON (oooooooooooooooo yes, definetly yes.)

SORA/CLOUD (XD yeup.)

AXEL/ROXAS (like they'd be with anyone else??)

KAIRI/SORA (NO! NO NO NO NO NO!)

KAIRI/RIKU (...no. Just...no...)

KAIRI/ANYONE WHO ISN'T SORA/ROXAS/RIKU/AXEL/LEON/CLOUD (Eh, okay.)

HMM...USE YOUR IMAGINATION PEOPLES!

ABOUT MY STORIES

I love to laugh. I won't deny it, it's something I just love to do. I love making people laugh, watching their eyes light up in joy and happiness. Get this: I want laugh lines when I get older. XD weird, I know, but that's what I am. But there's a time to laugh and a time to not. Some of my stories...most of them, actually, are quite humorous. WHAT THE HELL and OH SHITE are fine examples, if I do say so myself, of my odd humor.

But I can also be serious. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF and THE COLD, HARD TRUTH are examples of that. I know that not everything in the world is sunshine and roses. And I know that life can be a bitch. But hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can ya laugh at? Right? Right.

ABOUT BRYAN

To those of you who don't know what (or who) I'm talking about, Bryan is an OC of mine. She's the ONLY longterm OC that I have. I mean, I'll make up characters to fill in places in stories, but Bryan is here to stay. Her look tends to change from story to story. For instance, in WHAT THE HELL she has black hair and red eyes. In Oh Shite she has black hair and green eyes.

But even though her look changes, her personality is very much the same. Bryan is loud, rash, rude, crazy, stupid, a coward, funny, hyper, lazy, overprotective, immature, can't shut up to save her life (really, she can't) and is a cousin to Kagome. (and maybe a half cousin to Naraku in Oh Shite.)

What makes Bryan so likeable, then? From how I describe her, she sounds annoying. Irritating, even. Right. Well, you know when you're on an elevator, and you see someone rushing towards it, a wild look in their eye, yelling out 'STOP! HOLD THE ELEVATOR! HOLD IT!!' and even though you know you should...you can't seem to move. And as the door shuts in their face, a voice in the back of your mind goes "BWAHAHAHA!! VICTORY IS MINE!!"

Bryan, is that voice. She is the little voice in the back of your head that sounds utterly insane, and is constantly egging you to do stupid stuff. Like spit out the window when you know there's people sitting in the bed of the truck. She is the voice of lunyville. The voice that makes you do irrational things for gods knows why.

So do yourself a favor...and embrace the Bryan in YOU!!

FAVORITE RANDOM QUOTES

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonaid!'

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the # alone!

Gravity is a myth. The world sucks.

For all those people who talk about me, THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

If ignorance was trully bliss, I'd be the happiest person in the world.

East to the sea, West to the land...DEATH TO THE BITCH THAT TOUCHES MY (WO)MAN!

I love you. Pfft!

No...just-just no.

I wish I were a moutain, I wish I were a boat, I wish I were a sailor goin FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT! But I'm not a moutain, moutains are too tall! And I'm not a boat, cuz boats are sinkable! I am a sailor, a sailor scout! I take my cookies and go OUT OUT OUT! (don' ask)

I'mma little teapot short and spout, here is my handle and here is my...other...handle...wait a minute, I'mma sugar cup, WTF!

When did I realize I was god? Well...I was praying one after noon...and I realized... I was talkin to myself...

Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! BWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot.

I work very hard--please don't expect me to think as well

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live XD

Guns don't kill people, it's those little holes.

Fight crime: SHOOT BACK!

Creativity is great, but plagerism is faster.

It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

Ok...so...what's the speed of dark?

I've got enough money saved for the rest of my life! Well...unless I wanna buy something...

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.

If only i could get that great feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything!

If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright. Problem is...so is ugliness.

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. XD

If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?

A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We fucked uuuuuup."

Keep honking; I'm reloading (bumper sticker)

I'm not stalking you--your house just happens to be everywhere I go.

I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens.

To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and b&-slap the motha'@#& .

Fuck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke. (Quote from my ma!)

It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bit me, bitch"

I break for...OH SHIT NO BRAKES

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?

I know...I know...pull over

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!"

Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

There are three kinds of peoples in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.

Curiosity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect.

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. The other day I got a call from a woman in France saying "Cut it out!"

The other day I ...uh, no, that wasn't me...

Hey guys, if you ever get bored like I do...o.o Feel free to drop me a line. I don't bite. At all. I also have a myspace but I'm not quite sure what to do with it. It seems kinda...boring. Eh. :shrugs: