Roxanne calls timeout on Metro Man Day, interrupting Megamind's DeathRay plot before it begins. Her original plan is a single, casual hook-up with her annoyingly attractive supervillain. But Megamind matters to Roxanne a lot more than she cares to admit—and he's not really very happy as a supervillain. It's time for Roxanne to come up with another plan. Don't copy to another site.

Minion encourages Megamind to give their damsel in distress an unusual present for her birthday. Don't copy to another site.

Goblin King Megamind is running out of time–he must take a consort. He declares he will have Roxanne Ritchi—and so Roxanne finds herself whirled away from her unfulfilling, ordinary life...to the Labyrinth, at the center of which is a secret, the King promises, if she can find it. A secret with the power to save a world, or to condemn it to Nothingness. Don't copy to another site.

The brainbots have their own version of trick-or-treating, which they enjoy after the annual Halloween plot each year. This year, though, the evil plot is cancelled due to Miss Ritchi being ill, and, in an effort to cheer up Megamind, the bots persuade him to join them. Little does he know just how many tricks—and treats—are in store for him tonight. Don't copy to another site.

The Omnidroid is a learning robot. This is the first lesson it learns: You must obey the master. Don't copy to another site.

How Megamind falls in love with Roxanne Ritchi. (pre-movie, canon compliant.) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne is a small town librarian who dreams of being a reporter. When she comes into the possession of something that appears to be directions to the hidden treasure of Great Lakes pirate Dan Seavey, she entertains wild hopes of finding enough money to fund her own newspaper. What she actually finds is a blue merperson. And trouble. A lot of trouble. Don't copy to another site.

The evolution of Megamind and Roxanne's relationship, as told through brainbot code updates. Don't copy to another site.

The only thing more exasperating for Roxanne than the ridiculous rumor that she's pregnant is the fact that everyone is arguing over whether her nonexistent baby's father is Metro Man or Megamind. Don't copy to another site.

The story of how Roxanne Ritchi became the supervillain known as the Temptress, her relationship with the superhero Megamind, and her eventual reclamation of herself. (sequel to my story Temptress) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne slips away from the mayor's birthday gala to search for a piece of evidence that will break the story of governmental corruption in Metro City wide open. Unbeknownst to Roxanne, however, Megamind is at the party, too. And the city's supervillain wants the same thing as the city's nosiest reporter... Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne desperately needs a date to her step-sister's wedding. Since her fake boyfriend has decided to ditch her, she ends up seeking Megamind's help. (pre-movie, megarox fake dating AU) Don't copy to another site.

Coming home is a gradual thing. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind's evil plot for Valentine's Day goes a little awry. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne and Syx, on the edge of becoming teenagers together. (follows Star Sweater in the Safe If We Stand Close Together series.) Don't copy to another site.

A sweet and fun moment between Megamind and Roxanne. (established relationship) Don't copy to another site.

A florist in Metro City helps an odd man with an unusual watch put together a very strange and weirdly specific bouquet. (prequel/sequel to my fic Poetry and Flowers.) Don't copy to another site.

The Mnyn, the piscine caretakers of the blue people who call themselves the M'ega, have their own versions of the M'ega's mythology. This is their narrative of the planet's creation and the courtship of the main deities of the pantheon. (cultural background for Megamind, follows M'ega Creation Sequence and Courtship of Alte-re and Ivri-roh.) Don't copy to another site.

Minion, trying to help Sir learn to let himself be happy, and the Warden, trying to convince Dr. Kelley that happiness is worth taking risks. (follows Terms of Endearment in the Safe If We Stand Close Together series, directly references events of my fic Given Names.) Don't copy to another site.

Teenage Megamind has an important conversation with Zero, the first brainbot. (prequel to Code: Safeword) (warning for discussion of suicidal thoughts) Don't copy to another site.

There aren't any guidelines for being best friends with an alien, no map key, no index, no safety instructions. Roxanne tries, so very hard, to get it right in spite of this. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne has a few things she'd like to test with her alien boyfriend. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne, earrings, and a very flustered Megamind. Don't copy to another site.

This is a story about two kingdoms, side by side, but worlds apart. And at war. When the Bog King finally wins his war against the Fairy Kingdom, he decides that a political marriage with the eldest daughter of the deposed Fairy King will help to promote peace. (Obviously, he's never met Marianne.) Don't copy to another site.

The first story in the mythology of the blue people who call themselves the M'ega: the tale of the creation of the World and the People, and of the first meeting of Alte-re and Ivri-roh. (cultural background for Megamind's planet, prequel to The Courtship of Alte-re and Ivri-roh.) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne spills punch on her Starfleet costume at the KCMP Halloween office party and goes home to change into her...backup costume. (AU of Fools, can also be read as a standalone.) Don't copy to another site.

Halloween for Roxanne, Syx, and Minion, age seven through age twelve. (part of the 'Roxanne goes to Lil' Gifted' AU that is the Safe If We Stand Close Together universe.) Don't copy to another site.

Winter is always hard for Megamind. Roxanne does what she can to help. (sequel to Kiss Me, Please and The Perils of Ice Skating with Ex-Supervillains, but can be read as a stand-alone.) Don't copy to another site.

Megamind makes Roxanne miss her appointment to get her hair trimmed; it's his fault that her hair keeps falling in her face. And since her hands are tied, she can't pin her hair back herself. So it's Megamind's responsibility to do it for her...which would be a dream come true, if he could just. figure out. how to work a bobby pin... Don't copy to another site.

Minion learns to ice skate. (sequel to Kiss Me, Please but can be read as a stand-alone). Don't copy to another site.

The warden and the prison doctor fill out the governmental paperwork for the blue infant, and discuss names. (Prequel to Code: Safeword and to the Safe If We Stand 'verse.) Don't copy to another site.

The 'alligators' Megamind threatens Roxanne with look and act more like crocodiles. So why do Megamind and Roxanne both keep calling them alligators...? Don't copy to another site.

The final battle goes a bit differently. (Fix-it fic) Don't copy to another site.

The Metro City Wolverines are the worst team in the MLB. Megamind using the disguise watch to manage the stadium's illegal betting pool, is shocked when Roxanne wants to place a bet that the Wolverines can win against the best ranked team in the league. But then, maybe the luck is turning for all of Metro City's underdogs. Don't copy to another site.

Superhero, supervillain, damsel in distress...it's all game that a group of friends play together, as children. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne gets fanmail, sometimes. (established relationship, romantic fluff) Don't copy to another site.

Megamind invents an Improbability Drive. The results are...unexpected. Luckily, Roxanne knows how to roll with the weirdness. Don't copy to another site.

People always think that you need to be a cheerleader, or the class president, to be popular, but that's really not true. The thing people really seem to like most, I've found, is a sort of deliberate blankness. Let people see themselves in you-mirror them. It's easier that way. Easier than trying to be a person. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne manages to acquire one of Megamind's de-guns during a kidnapping. Don't copy to another site.

Metro City's resident supervillain, The Temptress, faces off with the city's superhero...Megamind. (partial role-reversal AU; Roxanne is a supervillain) Don't copy to another site.

The prison doctor, not knowing anything about Megamind's species, marks the blue infant down on the government paperwork as 'female' instead of 'male'. This, as Megamind grows up, turns out to be unfortunate. Don't copy to another site.

The Overlord of Metrocity, through the eyes of his criminal empire. (prequel to Code: Safeword.) Don't copy to another site.

Teenage Megamind and crop circles. (prequel to Code: Safeword.) Don't copy to another site.

The most romantic story in the mythology of the blue people who call themselves the M'ega is the tale of the courtship of Alte-re, the Queen of the Stars, and Ivri-roh, the deity of the sea. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne is disconcerted when she receives a mysterious gift on Valentine's Day. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne helps Megamind to see that 'different' doesn't mean 'broken'. Don't copy to another site.

December is always a terrible month for Megamind. His birthday, the anniversary of the death of his planet, Christmas-but maybe...maybe this year, December can be different. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind drives Roxanne up the wall with one of Music Man's (terrible) songs. [sweet, fluffy ficlet] Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne gets roped into agreeing to publicly give a kiss to whoever donates the most money to the annual Metro City Children's Home charity drive. Don't copy to another site.

When the infant in the golden pod crash lands on the underdeveloped planet known as Earth, it already has all its teeth. (horror with a happy ending; mostly gen, background megamind/roxanne) Don't copy to another site.

Metro Man tries to explain to Roxanne that her flirting with Megamind has more of an effect that she realizes. But Roxanne is certain that he has to be wrong. Megamind would have to care about her for her flirting to matter, wouldn't he? Don't copy to another site.

Lady Scott does what she must to keep her son safe. (follows 'Breathe') Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne hangs a large painting of Metro Man in her apartment, specifically to annoy Megamind. That goes according to plan. Everything else-does not go according to plan. (pre-movie AU) Don't copy to another site.

Metro Man accidentally injures Roxanne during a rescue; Megamind stops kidnapping her as a consequence. Roxanne is unwilling to accept this. Don't copy to another site.

Once upon a time there was a Wicked Sorcerer. Everybody knew that he was wicked; everybody said so! He said so, himself. Besides, he looked wicked: his skin was an unnatural blue and his head was large and round and bald as the moon. Probably he had been cursed to look like that, people said, for being so wicked. (fairytale AU) Don't copy to another site.

When you are loved, you grow wings. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne attempts to court Megamind in the fashion of his home planet. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind and Roxanne, talking together at a high school dance. It's cold outside and he gives her his spiked leather jacket to wear. Don't copy to another site.

post-movie, Megamind explains something about his legal classification to Roxanne, who isn't entirely sure he's not joking. Romantic fluff based on a tumblr prompt. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne starts seeing Megamind differently after they look at a certain piece of art together. pre-movie AU. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind goes to great lengths to get Roxanne's attention. Don't copy to another site.

In an attempt to deal with his unwanted *feelings*, Megamind decides to fake a proposal to Roxanne on April Fools' Day. Of course, Megamind's plans never go quite like he expects... Don't copy to another site.

Megamind is afraid that Roxanne is going to leave him when she finds out that his body isn't what she's expecting. Roxanne is afraid Megamind is going to leave her when he finds out that *her* body isn't what *he's* expecting. (They're both wrong about this.) Alien genitalia; bisexual trans woman Roxanne; genderqueer, demisexual Megamind. Don't copy to another site.

pre-movie AU, Roxanne has a blue dildo/vibrator that she uses; Megamind finds it one day when he's alone in her apartment and can't resist using it on himself in the hope that this will finally allow him get himself off. Guilt and insecurity and retractable tentacles. Don't copy to another site.

Metro Man realizes that Megamind wants to be killed and starts frantically thinking of ways to cheer his little blue buddy up. And, well, as Minion says, kidnapping Miss Ritchi always seems to make Megamind happy… Don't copy to another site.

Summary: pre-movie AU, Roxanne and Megamind meet accidentally at a club. Roxanne is drunk and Megamind asks if he can take her home. She says yes, assuming that the *implication* is *implied*. (it isn't.) language, alcohol use, and eventual sexual content (no dub con) Don't copy to another site.

In which being telepathically bonded does not necessarily mean that there are never misunderstandings, and Roxanne and Megamind build something together. pre-movie AU, second part of Love Song for the Misfits (follows Black Hole Heart). Don't copy to another site.

Megamind has nightmares about the black hole that swallowed his world. (Roxanne has nightmares about black holes, too, and has no idea why) pre-movie AU. First part of Love Song for the Misfits series. Don't copy to another site.

pre movie AU. One of Roxanne's friends meets Megamind and decides that she'd like to date him-oh, but only if that's all right with you, Roxanne! (It is really, really not all right with Roxanne. For a variety of *completely reasonable* reasons! None of which have anything to do with her being jealous, okay?) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word 'no'. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior. Don't copy to another site.

Early for a kidnapping, Megamind wanders around Roxanne's empty apartment, sees that she has hung a candid photograph of the two of them on her wall, and throws himself into a tailspin of stress and confusion over it. (based on a tumblr prompt by ramendobe) Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne accuses Megamind of immaturity during a kidnapping. He responds by tickling her. Maturity is overrated! (based on a tumblr prompt by ramendobe) Don't copy to another site.

Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all. Don't copy to another site.

Megamind's people had soulbonds. Humans don't. Roxanne is understandably confused when the mark appears on her wrist. (soulmate-identifying marks AU) Don't copy to another site.

Continuation of Safe If We Stand Close Together (the Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School AU). Roxanne's two birthday parties. Don't copy to another site.

There are stories with snakes that bite and say {you knew what I was when you picked me up} but this isn't one of them. This is the kind of story where the abandoned child walks in the jungle beneath the branches full of hissing things and tells them {we be of one blood ye and I}. Harriet Potter is eleven and she chooses. (genderswap/Slytherin Harry au) Don't copy to another site.

Severus' thoughts on Sorting. Drabble. Don't copy to another site.

Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School. Don't copy to another site.

Wizard Howl eats hearts. That isn't just a metaphor. Don't copy to another site.