About Me:

Name: _

Age: Teenager

Gender: Female

I play the clarinet

I am a huge fan of The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Divergent, The Lunar Chronicles, The Fault In Our Stars, Glee and many other fandoms!

Fav. Book= Mortal Instruments

Fav. TV Show= Stranger Things, Sherlock, Glee

Fav. Author= Cassandra Clare

Check out my good friend Elamina777! She has fanfics on Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Hamilton! Also check out PhoenixStarcatcher, and Robyn-in-the-air! They are amazing!

Ships:

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On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Updating Schedule:

The Warlock's Daughter: On hiatus. Sorry, I don't know how long it will last