Trixie gets kidnapped. Lucifer disapproves.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

When Uther pursues Balinor to Ealdor, he finds Hunith instead, and takes her prisoner, not knowing she is pregnant. He entrusts her imprisonment to his ally King Olaf, but when the other King falls in love instead, Uther is not pleased. But destiny is a fickle thing... Royal!Merlin, FemMerlin! Eventual Merlynn/Arthur, but will be slow burn. Rated T for language.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU

Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.

His godly chakra reserves? All gone. Amazing and destructive jutsu? Can't use 'em. Weak? Not even close. If all else fails then good old fashion exercise will help. Unfortunately, he may have overdone it because now Naruto is bored. "How'd you get so strong?" "Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of orange juice!"

When Shawn is abducted for the most bizarre reason ever, everything he is (and some things he never was before) is put to the test. He must negotiate new abilities, keep his loved ones out of the crossfire, and discover the truth of why he was taken. But his life and theirs are in graver danger than he realizes, and even if he gets out of this alive, nothing will ever be the same…

He has loved her since their first meeting when he was little more than a dying boy and she the Goddess that healed him. [Fem!Harry/Godric]

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

Sequel to 'A woman's touch'. Merlynn has to survive another year in Camelot, but with Morgana drifting further and further away, her own confusing relationship with the Crown Prince, and every magical threat out there, how will she manage? FemMerlin! Merlynn/Arthur.

A whole range of songs rewritten to be about Supernatural. Rated for some profanity. Not all are humorous, but I can't have more than two genres. Romantic ones are Destiel unless requested otherwise. Updated whenever I write one. Taking requests!

A whole range of songs rewritten to be about Sherlock. Rated for some profanity. Not all are humorous, but I can't have more than two genres. Romantic ones are Johnlock unless requested otherwise. Updated whenever I write one. Taking requests!

I didn't realize that saving the world had consequences. The moon was much more than it appeared to be and when it fell, I knew I had to stop it. I thought I had more time: turns out, Toneri was the smartest bad guy I had ever come across. Why fight the enemy when you can get rid of them from the very beginning? Now, the question is, why is the moon in pieces here? Crack/Humor!

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

The last thing Rossi had bought on for, when he'd returned from retirement, was the mentoring of an FBI oddball, a freak of nature, a socially inept, brilliantly gifted, geek. Nerd. Dork. "Nope, not for me. He's somebody else's problem." Until the book project. Set in Season Five.

Sasuke Uchiha, age twenty-three, counts the days by anniversaries. They're not all happy ones.

Sometimes things just happen, other times you can get swept up in a blur of passion and recklessness.

Sometimes, Reid wished he wasn't so good at misdirection. Concerns the events following the episode "Revelations."

As if Lassiter's day wasn't already miserable enough, a wacko claiming to be psychic decided that he needed a new friend. AU first meeting.

Jaune Arc hadn't even known what a semblance was when he had awakened his in the Emerald Forest. The memories of one Naruto Uzumaki, greatest hero to have ever been, seemed to be quite the strange thing indeed - especially when he didn't understand their implications. Mom always said that identity crisis came with schooling.

…And the risks thereof. Or, Trixie has a sudden musical inclination, Lucifer has never before considered teaching as a career path, Chloe isn't quite sure why she's allowing this, and anyone who tells you Maze likes Trixie is lying.

Coaxed out to a bar by Martha Jones after a rather harrowing adventure, the Doctor bumps into a man who makes him an offer he simply cannot refuse. (Primarily a Doctor Who fic with bits and pieces of Lucifer thrown in to further my tale - please don't go into this thinking it's a full Lucifer story because I will disappoint you horribly)

I was very good at adapting, so being reincarnated as the daughter of Poseidon wasn't too much of a stretch for my imagination. But between Ancient Laws and the dangers a demi-god has to face, will I be able to wrap him around my little finger like I planned to? Self-insert

Naruto Uzumaki never knew he'd be given a second chance at life, by a goddess no less. Now in a new world where he knows nothing, how is he to step forward?

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

Sam and Dean find themselves in Santa Barbara, California in need of a psychic. What they get is Shawn and Gus. (Psych and Supernatural AU) Other Characters involved: Bobby S., Shawn's Dad, Juliet, Lassiter, Woody, Castiel

Ever since he could remember, Naruto could see things that no one else could. 'Monsters', things that hid under the bed and went bump in the night. Having the yang half of the kyuubi sealed inside of him forced Naruto's yin chakra to evolve to balance it, which resulted in a mutation that let him see what he shouldn't. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

It was a bit funny to Tony how the press always seemed to know everything, but not a single reporter ever noticed the bruises. Luckily, the Avengers are smarter than the press. Mentions of child abuse and suicide attempts.

Sometimes, being in the wrong place when good things happen is bad. Sometimes, it is worse. Naruto didn't know what to make of being in his current situation, but he was about to find out.

Despite having regrets, as Jiraiya sunk into the watery abyss he was content to go the Pure Land and leave the mission of peace in the hands of Uzumaki Naruto. However, fate was not so kind to the Super Pervert as he woke up as Hyoudou Issei; the new addition to Rias Gremory's peerage.

When Harry finds out he has a living family member, he visits America only to find that his half-brother is none other than the prophet Chuck. A millennia ago, before there were angels or humans, there was Darkness, Light and the In Between. The Darkness was locked up and the In Between left. Light ( God) created the humans so as not to be lonely. And now the brothers are back.

AU. He doesn't want to admit it out loud, but he would do anything for her. Just like how he knows that she would do the same for him. She had changed him in an unexpected way and yet, he couldn't say that he hates her for it. But loving her was a sign of weakness. And he was anything but weak. It was a good thing that she could fight for herself well enough. Klaus/Fem!Harry

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

Reid gets a mysterious midnight visitor.

The Arc Reactor did so much more then what everyone had realized. Or maybe they never thought to question how a metal cylinder could exist inside the sternum of a human being without causing any lasting damage.

It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.

Humans spend their short, transient lives bustling about; few are aware of their guardians peering at them, never moving. Shifts in power must be equal for the universe to maintain balanced. Sebastian should have known that the Fates' sharp eyes would not miss his contract with Ciel. "So what business does an angel have with me?" Ciel asked. Mangaverse, no pairings.

A collection of shorts in which Merlin reveals his magic to various people, at various times, with various outcomes.

The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.

'For all she has given me, I can give her that in return.' Azaela Grace Potter made a deal, in exchange for her soul. And from that moment on, everything changes. What will change if the Savior of the Wizarding World met Dean Winchester during his stay in Hell, and gets sent to help Team Free Will by God himself? The balance will tip, but in whose favor? Gabriel/OC (Azaela)

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.

Dumbledore left Harry Potter back in the Muggle world, and now it's time to bring him back to go to Hogwarts. Unbeknownst to him, the youth he is expecting is not what he seems. Harry Potter is no longer the Boy-Who-Lived, he has another title and he has more important things to do with his time.

When one was faced with eternity the only thing that could make the passage of time bearable was a companion. Death knew that, which was why it made sure that his Master ran into the only other person in the Universe who knew it too.

The Volturi are in need of a secretary after dispatching their last and Harry was in need of a job to support her son and herself. She plays the oblivious human in face of the vampires and they pretend they aren't drawn to her. The rule stands though, even if they are vampires, she will be the best secretary they've ever had. Fem!MOD!Harry

Spencer Reid seems to have a knack for meeting chess-playing murderers in parks. child!Reid.

In uniting the Hallows, Harry became more than just the Master of Death - he became Master of the Four Horsemen. In which Harry becomes best friends with God, lives with the Four Horsemen, and tries his best to retain whatever shred of sanity he has left. *Slash* (Pairing Undecided) *In need of Beta* *AU*

Set in 'Crossroad Blues' S2E8. Sam and Dean's conversation with George Darrow brings them to Santa Barbara, where the third person to strike a deal with the demon lives. Season 2 Supernatural, Season 1 Psych. Rated T for safety, but nothing too crazy, not even swearing.

"Harry, what happened to you?" he breathed out as he stopped a few feet in front of the taller man. The child was gone, buried under years and years of something so dark and heavy it made Jack shiver.Where was the child he remembered? "It's Death now, Jack..." SLASH, OOC

Shawn Spencer and his real life counterpart are about to have the weirdest days of their lives, as their places are switched while shooting a scene for their latest episode.

On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.

A decade earlier, the gods banished Percy Jackson to Tartarus, When they banish another innocent demigod to the same fate, they unleash the beginnings of Hell on Earth. The gods are powerless to stop the terror they unleashed upon the world. Now the world is up for grabs, will it end in the apocalypse or perhaps someone else has their own plans. (Free to good home) Discontinued

A case in Florida has some very startling results for the team. De-aged Reid.

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

The prequel story of Harry's life, as portrayed in my first story, Exploring Harry Potter's Life. Harry is six years old and is forced to endure the hardships of living with the Dursleys, who are much worse behind closed doors than people suspect. Thankfully,several escape routes are available to him, but can he find them and keep them open?

Challenge:Trying to move into the Avenger's tower was difficult, mostly because of the rooms. They had seen a mechanical kitchen, a closet- garage, a pollo court, a spa even, but a lab? No. The idea that a lab even existed was preposterous, almost silly. Where else would Stark make all of his inventions-was that a robot? What kind of name is Dummy? A Fire Extinguisher? What?

Teen AU. Dean and Sam have been raised as conmen and hunters. Castiel is an angel sent to observe humanity. Jess is an normal girl looking for adventure. Their worlds collide when the Winchesters get jobs at the state fair . Will they be willing to put it all on the line when lives are at stake and maybe ever their own? -Friday Updates-

This story deals with a version of Harry Potter that is absolutely brilliant, comparable with Sherlock, and what happens when he moves into one of the flats at 221 Baker Street.

Sam and Dean are caught by what they believe is a federal agent while doing a simple salt and burn. They get talking and things weren't exactly what they appeared to be.

Tony didn't make it out of Afghanistan in one piece. (In fact, he left a couple important pieces behind.) Crazy!Tony.

There's definitely something off about her teachers, Kylie decides. As a hunter's kid, she knows what to expect when she moves to a new town. But she definitely did NOT expect her teachers to be this weird. Post-series, TFW settles down and they become high school teachers. Totally improbable, but sets up for a nice outsider POV on their lives. Title taken from the Ramones song.

The skinny young man looked up apprehensively at the beloved cabin. Jason Gideon, senior agent, BAU profiler, and his mentor, father-figure, and friend, had been missing for three days now. And, as frightened as he might be to know the truth, SSA Dr. Spencer Reid knew that he had to find out . . . (Oneshot)

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."

FemMerlin, full summary inside. I've read all female Merlin stories out there I think and I just thought I'd give it a try. So far only Merlynn/Will pairing, but will lead to Arthur/Merlin. Warning; in the beginning very canon! When a young girl is sent to Camelot, the legend of Merlynn and Arthur might not unfold as history remembers it...

Oneshot: IRON MAN 3 SPOILERS: "You're living, you're not…not-" "Fixed?" "Is that what this is about? You just…gave up? We could have gotten you help! We could have hel-"But Pepper, I am helped! it's fixed, it's perfect I-""You think it's fixed? You think that you were a mistake?""Well, I-" "No Tony, you were perfect before this-"

Challenge: Five times that Nick didn't show that he secretly cared for Tony, and one time he did. Fury got offered the position of being Tony's Godfather from Howard, but face it...being the dirrector of SHIELD is bound to give you enemies, best to keep Tony out of trouble, not that it helps much...

Tony wears a mask and offers a performance, and it all hides the truth. Drabble character study of Tony Stark.

Six people Tony thought Yinsen would have liked, and one person Yinsen really did. For a kink meme prompt.

Challenge: When Tony was 20, he sang a little. He wasn't too good, just enough so he could get a record with Sting...thank god nobody ever found that awkward album...Songs are originally published by Robert Downey Jr. and Sting. Swears twice.

Tony is hiding more secrets than the Avengers ever thought possible.

The Avengers read "Wealth of Mind" after an encounter with a sorceress. What they learn about their teammate is nothing any of them expected.

Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING

Challenge: Sequal to 'Agnising' (don't have to read; The Avengers find another document sitting on a coffee table...they can't resist. The Avengers read 'Textbook'

Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.

Tony reflects on himself, who he is, where he's coming from, Dr. Banner's brand of brilliance against his, and the Captain's skewed opinion of him.

Challenge: 'I hate you Steve Rodgers' 'I know...' Steve brings up the topic of Howard to Tony.

Challenge: Captured and supposed to make a missile? Escape with a metal suit. Face Loki in his own house? 'Jump out the window' Kidnapped by Hammer and forced to build him an AI? Things are just getting too easy...

Challenge: People often thought of Tony Stark as snarky, not caring, and rather rude...all the time. However, when someone brings up the word 'poison' and 'Palladium' it seems someone sparks interest in the Avenger's head...

Five times Tony Stark unknowingly acted like Loki, and one time he knew. All Avengers featured.

Their deaths were so similar it was painful. He kept seeing Yinsen's face. His bloody, lifeless face and dull eyes staring up at him. Him, when he was safe in the damn suit.

When you were trained as an assassin at a tender young age, those skills tend to follow you for life. It was easy to kill a fly in midair with a butter knife without looking, imagine fifty seven ways to kill a man or pick a lock. So breaking out a terrorists' jail is as easy as pie for Tony. It's fun to mess with his teammates too. "So why are you naked?" R&R

A terrorist decides to test the limits of Tony's kindness. "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." R&R

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

Harry is sent to Azkaban and everyone believes he is guilty. Harry then realizes a strange truth about dementors. Are they really as evil as they seem to be, or just under a curse? Can Harry save them and prove his innocence?

The team gets called on a case to Tampa, Florida. People are being brutaly tortured and having their throats slashed. But what happens when the BAU team becomes this UNSUBS next target? Reid-centric. THERE WILL BE TORTURE IN LATER CHAPTERS! Please R&R

Rose remembered that New Years Eve in 2005, what would happen...if she wanted to say thanks?

"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.

Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.

Starring UnSub SSA Dr. Spencer Reid, and featuring Reid as a serial killer.

The legend spreads about how Winchesters don't stay dead. Outsider POV.

A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?

Collection of ficlets and longer fics brought about through prompts. Please R & R, please enjoy. Varying levels of H/R. CHALLENGE SET 7 BEGINNING, more to come with the next challenge set.

Cas finds God. Crack-Fic.

Morgan runs into an old friend who has been appointed the job of teaching self defence to the new recruits at Quantico. Can he help him with the most hopeless pupil he's ever taught? Set pre Season One.

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

He controlled the elements, it wasn't enough. He was the powerful light wizard, but Voldemort was winning. Fate sent him back. No Slash please read, future Harry going back in time! Slight AU- Retains older body. fifth year Grammer fixed.

Heaven's newest archangel, the new Lord of Hell, and a mechanic meet for lunch every Saturday. Post 5.22. Or, in other words, Team Free Will confuses the locals.

Anyone watching Reid in an interrogation room knows it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Oneshot.

Even in his wildest dreams, Castiel never would've imagined that this is where they would find God, in this random hole-in-the-wall California diner. Slightly crack-y, especially near the end.

Stand Alone Fic, No pairings. Section Chief Erin Strauss listens in on a conversation in the BAU's meeting room, and finds herself reminded that her Agents, as amazing as they are, are still only human. And were once children, too.

Let Me In: 5 - Hotch makes good on his promise and he and Reid are off to spend their first Christmas together in Santa Fe. Much fluff and Slash. Enjoy!

Reid has something in common with a suspect; scars on his body, self inflicted. When the suspect is cleared, Reid cannot let the boy leave without offering him the help that he never had. And in doing so, Reid is able to heal one of his own wounds...

God smiled. "I want to canonize you two." Dean's eyebrows arched and furrowed as he tried to process what that meant, to little avail. "Like at carnivals?" AU for the end of season 5 and on.

The BAU team gives Spencer Reid a gift. And one by one, they all fall in love with it. Just a warm and fluffy feel good fic.

The Eleventh Doctor is taking a bit of a break on Earth and living as Spencer Reid.

At age 9, Sarutobi decides Naruto is ready to find out about the Uzumaki clan and their power: to control the rivers of the Underworld. Main pairing: NarutoHinataTemari Rating may go up in later chapters.

Jessica has a life built up for her and Sam, with a baby boy and an apartment on the good side of town. But Sam can never see that far past his brother. Stanford-era, Sam/Jess, Sam/Dean.

Things don’t go exactly as planned when Shawn helps Lassiter out on a case. Mayhem, head trauma, unabashedly h/c .