Sanji the cursed blade meets his next master... or victim, depending on his mood. Rating has been bumped up to M for nudity as of Ch 21. Slight ZoSan also as of Ch 21.

Inspired by the prompt: "I called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles" AU. OR When Sanji thinks he's calling Usopp (... but we all know it's not Usopp.) [ZOSAN]

Zoro, as a child, had accepted his oddity without question not thinking about the weird power as anything that special or helpful. Only when he'd met Koshiro had he even bothered to tell anyone about the bizarre stuff he saw. And Koshiro, after listening in that quiet meditative way he did, had nodded and called them auras.

After a horrible car accident a year prior, Sanji found himself wheelchair bound and a little lost. When his sister forces him to go to a baseball game, he really isn't expecting much from it; until a certain green-haired baseball player makes it his mission disrupt all of Sanji's carefully thought out plans.

Sanji allows his pride get the better of him and lets himself get provoked enough to agree to have a bit of a drinking game again Zoro. His frustration greatly clouded his judgement though, and most of the night ends with Sanji needing to be looked over by a certain swordsman. Zosan Day 3 of Zosan Week: Alcohol - Hangover

Soulmate AU. For as long as Zoro's felt his soulmate echoes he's hated them. He doesn't know why Sanji, or the rest of his crew mates, care so damn much.

Games aren't real. Sanji knows this, even if, sometimes, he wishes they were. Life would be easier. Life would be better. Stupid cactus-heads wouldn't be such damn thorns in his side. But video games have no control over that... Right? (Modern AU. Fantasy. [Slow burn] ZoSan.)

Sanji wants to sign to Zoro that he loves him, but some mixups happen along the way - American Sign Language fic with ZoSan

Sanji hated the stupid hickey and the green-haired idiot who left it there.

Wealth, fame, power, the man who had acquired everything in this world, the Pirate King, Monkey D. Luffy! But alas every pirate and their crew must die, the Straw Hat pirates perished alongside their captain, but is this the end of their story? Follow Monkey D. L- I mean Harry Potter and his friends through this New New World.

"You can't just make a beautiful masterpiece representing your love for me, put it on the wall right behind my workplace and then run away!"

(Modern AU Law/Sanji and Zoro/Sanji.) Sanji is a destitute sex worker living on his own in a hostile city. Zoro is a debt collector with dubious intentions. Law is an intern at the city hospital, and a regular client of Sanji's. After being kidnapped by Zoro's people for a crime he didn't commit, Sanji's life becomes infinitely more complicated.

Sanji Vinsmoke didn't know what he expected to find following that sound into the Baratie's alley in the middle of the night, but it was certainly not a little girl. And it was certainly not a little girl punching things to smithereens. But she isn't the problem. Her father is. (Modern AU. *Slow burn* ZoSan. OCs. Angst. Drama)

What should be a run-of-the-mill skirmish with a devil fruit user turned Sanji into an eight-year-old, and the Strawhats are suddenly faced with a version of Sanji they have never met before: a Sanji before the Strawhats, before the floating restaurant, but after—something. Zoro observes, learns, and relearns.

A political marriage between two princes is made harder by a language barrier and two stubborn idiots. But even if they move past it there are others who aren't so happy with their union. Zosan, an expansion of a few of my 500 series drabbles (still readable in that series but expanded here)

"It was a funny thing: Rivals. Zoro never thought he would have one, since he always divided people into one of three groups; Enemies, allies or those who didn't matter." In which Zoro spends a lot of time thinking about Sanji; his crewmate, his friend, and more importantly his rival.

Prompt: " you 're having a conversation in a language i m fluent in and you just called me beautiful without realising I understand every word you 're saying, and you' re pretty easy on the eyes yourself so hello there" AU

Sanji's day started out so well, but, alas, did not end in such a fashion.

It wasn't his fault fairy tales painted fairies as being beautiful and majestic, full of grace and delicate fragility, swan-like and melodious. Looking at the man sitting at his kitchen table who was all brawn and no brains with bulging muscles and green hair, Sanji was pretty sure the fairy tales had mislead him.

What if our resident blond cook had some rather...fishy features? part-fishman!Sanji, inspired by the lovely art by maplebars as you can plainly see from the amazing cover image.

While Sanji is away gathering supplies, the crew stumbles upon something interesting. How will they react? What will happen to Sanji? This is my first story in a while so I'm sorry if it's not great. Please comment what you think down below.

Horrible titles aside, this is a short fic that highlights a headcanon I have about Zoro and math. Enjoy! (Rated T only for language, I may've thrown a few curses in here because it has Sanji in it...so...yeah I aim for realism.)

Tumblr Prompt: I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong person and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit, you're hot.

In a world where demons and humans constantly clash, Sanji is given the news that he doesn't have much longer to live. He sets out to do something meaningful with his remaining time. If he is to die he will go down fighting, taking out a demon with him. When he finally does meet a shackled demon he is not what Sanji expects and it causes Sanji to doubt everything he's ever known.

The sign, standing unassuming outside the Grand Line Coffee Shop in a handwriting Sanji recognizes as Usopp's, says, TODAY YOUR BARISTA IS: 1. Hella fucking gay. 2. Desperately single. FOR YOUR DRINK TODAY I'D RECOMMEND: You give me your number.

"Their store manager, Mihawk," Sanji closed his eyes and dropped into a pitiful whisper, "he's wearing a plain white collared shirt. I can't believe it Ivankov, he's wearing a hairnet but he still is drop dead gorgeous." In which Sanji is a Starbucks barista and Zoro is a Tim Horton's front counter staff.

Something about Sanji has been bothering Zoro for the last two years. Spoilers for chapter 511.

"Not all who wander are lost." It's not that Zoro gets lost easily, it's that Sanji's always the one to find him. AU. First time writing Zosan. T for swearing

Zoro gets lost, Sanji gets captured by the marines, the Strawhats break into the ship's prison, and they all escape with a bang. Not exactly in that order, much to the confusion of Sanji's cellmate.

Sanji loves Zoro. Zoro loves Sanji. They are also, somehow, obliviously, infuriatingly, in an unrequited love with each other. Usopp thinks he can do something about it. He really should have had more self-preservation instinct than that. Usopp's POV

ZoSan / Chopper doesn't want to be the only one receiving gifts on Christmas Eve - so this year Christmas becomes quite a challenge for the Straw Hat Crew when they suddenly have to get a gift for one of their friends they were assigned to by lot. Zoro finds himself in charge of buying a present for the cook and it turns out that he has absolutely no idea about what that could be.

Sanji refuses to take a nap. Zoro won't have that. ZoSan drabble.

No matter how hot the green-haired guy is, Sanji is not gonna let him destroy Baratie property

Sanji doesn't think much will come out of his one-sided crush on the green-haired tiger. After all, he's only seen him a handful of times. At least, until they become roommates.

Tumblr Prompt: I'm actually really good at math, but the tutor is hot so I'm pretending to be dumb.

Problems never seem to be able to leave the straw-hat crew alone. So now with three of their Nakama not exactly themselves, how would they be able to cope with taking care of 3 chibis, especially with the threat of curiosity? and was that a cursed ruin that the old lady mentioned? Yups, sounds like their kind of adventure alright. Nakamaship.

Cross species interaction can be fraught with misunderstandings, especially when both parties are idiots. A Love/Hate Zosan fic where Sanji is a fishy bastard, Zoro is a human moron and both are stupid.

Sanji's been waiting for his soulmate for a while, but that doesn't mean he wanted Nami to take the situation into her hands. He should have expected it though. Based on a tumblr post. WELCOME TO STARBUCKS story 5

Modern AU. Sanji, tormented and abused, ends up under the same roof as children who can hardly sympathize with his situation. But, that doesn't stop one group from trying. Particularly, one green-haired boy. Eventual ZoSan. Will go until they're grown-ups. ;) EDITING THE CRAP OUT OF THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS.

Sanji is stuck delivering pizzas when Patty is out of commission for a while. Zoro likes to order pizza after training. Both of them are sort of idiots, but Zoro can be smooth as fuck if he puts his mind to it.

A single father and his 12 year-old boy who is struggling to maintain a steady job while still trying to save enough money to pay off his son's private schooling. However, everything changes when a certain math teacher drops the boy off home, bringing back old memories once shared between the two older men.(AU)

He can smell the perfume on his collar, taste the alcohol on his breath and the lipstick on his lips. These are the signs, the signs that Sanji is cheating on him. Of this, Zoro is sure. ZoSan AU and Day 23 of the ZoSan Christmas Exchange.

After a terrible day at school, a car splashing him on the walk home is the last straw for Zoro. But as his frustration boils over, he is mortified to see a certain leggy blond climb out of the car and starts towards him... ZoSan oneshot, high school au.

The reason Sanji never had a proper bounty picture. Tiny bit of ZoSan.

When the Baratie's sous-chef Sanji's told he's going to get his own waitress to work for him, he can't believe his luck... Until his "waitress" turns out to be a very bad-mannered, clumsy - yet very hot - green haired man...

Zoro is fed up with Sanji using french to insult him, he decide to learn some french expressions too, but not the good ones. OS

When food critic Sanji visits the coffee shop Zoro works at, the green haired man is afraid something will go so terribly wrong, he will never live it down. And it does goes wrong, but in a whole different way then both would have expected. My piece for the ZoSan Coffee Shop AU project on Tumblr :) It totally open for any critique, so please, be my guest

Luffy stumbles on a book and now he wants to see in person what the book says, putting the entire crew in a troublesome situation.. It's funny I can assure you so just read..

There's a new guy at the office and Sanji can't stand him.

Sanji finds a weird man outside the Baratie one day and finds him getting closer into his life, slowly step-by step. One Shot! AU!-

Sanji is a socially awkward student with a best friend who has everything he could ever dream of. And of course, a big highschool crush. Also he gets messages every day from an unknown sender. But when he gets a very important text on a monday morning. His day can't get better. But it sure as hell can get worse. Rated T Maybe later M, Pairing ZoSan

After the sudden death of their mother, five year old Ace and three year old Luffy have to go and live with their relatives. Despite their wishes to stay together, none of their relatives can take both of them in. Tired of the bullshit, a certain green haired detective steps in. Family fic. Eventual ZoSan. Rated T for Zoro and Sanji's vocabulary, mostly. Rating may be bumped up.

AU in which Zoro is an awkward and angry but brilliant mathematician who falls in love with Sanji because he finds the Fibonacci Sequence in his eyebrow. Rated M.

In a small coffee shop in the Grand Line, Sanji tells Nami the story of how his relationship with Zoro began. Needless to say, it's not quite the fairy-tale the navigator's expecting. For Kumiko-sama-chan's ZoSan Coffee Shop AU Project. Zosan.

Sanji wakes up to see Zoro cuddling him. How does our favorite chef react, and how will he get out of this situation? This is set right after they met the Foxy Pirates. (Warning/: minor bad language.)

It started off as a prank that would become a tradition, meaning more to one than the other suspected.

Written by Zero101: After a pissed off encounter with a green-haired motorcyclist, Sanji decides to take his revenge. After finding said bike parked in his parking spot at school, he wrecks it, not knowing that the owner was now his new Literature teacher. (ON HIATUS! NOT DROPPED)

Zoro finds something interesting in Sanji's bathroom.

When Sanji and Zoro have a particularly vicious argument, Zoro has an unusual way of apologizing. But will it be enough? Fluffy for fluff's sake.

Sanji gives the crew Dating Coupons. ZoSan.

This fanfics is post-Curse of the sacred sword movie where Zoro deals with the fact that he injured one of their own. You can understand the story even without watching the movie! :) Oneshot only :D Slight ZoSan so watch out!

How was Sanji suppose to confess to his crush like this? Highschool AU , Happy Valentine's day! Fluff?

written for the Secret ZoSan Valentine event on Tumbr - Zorohated Valentine's Day. And this year was no doubt going to be even worse. Why...out of everyone...did he have to pick Sanji!

when sanji starts wondering about zoro's sudden need to spend time with him, zoro gets put on the spot to figure out his feelings. - for the zosan valentine exchange on tumblr! my secret valentine was mythologygeekfreakmagicstar! i hope you enjoy it!

Written right after I dreamt this having played too much walking dead and watched warm bodies in the same month. There's a zombie outbreak on the island and Zoro and Sanji get separated. Sanji is panicked and he's not sure if Zoro is dead or alive. (eventual Zosan) One Shot complete.

Spending Christmas Eve with someone he'd previously only ever spoken to on the phone would have seemed absurd to Zoro only a year ago, but then again, falling in love with that someone had been just as unexpected. He was starting to get used to Sanji causing him to go in strange directions. (ZoSan, modern AU)

When Sanji is ten he is forced to hang out with a stupid green haired boy, who becomes his best friend. After having drifted apart, they meet again eleven years later, but things have changed. ZoSan. Day 5 of Kumiko-sama-chan's Holiday Zosan drabble exchange.

When a little girl follows Zoro back to the ship, Sanji takes up the roll of "doting mother" much to Zoro's amusement. ZoSan. HIATUS.

Falling for a shitty marimo Nutcracker and fighting a fucking mouse King on his kitchen floor was NOT how Sanji had planned to spend his Christmas Eve.

Sanji fails with females: Zoro helps rub it in. But it takes a visit from Ace to have Sanji questioning everything he's ever believed in. SLASH, AU OMG COMPLETED FINALLY

In which Sanji's not as much of a jerk as he pretends to be, and Luffy is really, really not that hard to please. (Drabble, nakamaship.)

Zoro having a bad dream.

Zoro birthday fic. Why was Sanji even trying to help him get ready for his date? Zosan w/ Head&Shoulders

Sanji does the day's crossword with a little help. (Written for 150 followers on Tumblr)

"I was trying to save a foolish swordsman. Again." Sanji is seriously injured protecting Zoro from flying debris.

Sometimes even a Marimo can sacrifice a little sleep. Zosan one-shot.

Sanji was dancing by himself, unless one were to count the glass of wine in his hand as a dancing partner. It very well could be, considering the tenderness with which he was treating it.

Something's bugging Zoro, and Sanji has been watching for a while. Just barely Zoro x Sanji Language, shounen-ai-ish, AU, ONE SHOT

In which Sanji has grown as a person over the last two years away from the crew. A person who is a little bit evil. And Zoro has a boner. (Also, Usopp exists, though he sometimes wishes he didn't)

A tale of all of Zoro's first kisses.

After two years of hard training and hell, Zoro and Sanji finally deepen their relationship. ZoSan, Warning for explicit sex and very light bondage!

In the depths of the ocean, two young mermen are prepared for some changes in their lives. Though what happens if they have different kind of changes in mind...? ZoSan, merman AU, prompted by Green-san.

Zoro and Sanji have taken the same train home for months and there has always been this weird tension between them. What will happen when Zoro has to take the blonde home one day? AU, ZoSan, WARNING: explicit sex

Five times Zoro kisses Sanji before he finally kissed back.

Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.

Summer, bikinis, beautiful women... and Sanji hates it. Zoro/Sanji

Forced to go on a date by one of his friends, Zoro is surprised when his evening takes an unexpected turn... AU, Zoro/Sanji, One-Shot

or 'How Zoro Is Never Really Lost'. In which we learn that Zoro has a sense of direction after all, and the problem is just that nothing is ever where it should be. gen.

To get rid of his girlfriend, Sanji has to take desperate measures and grabs the first marimo he sees... Zoro/Sanji, rated M to be safe

A bunch of perverts are after Sanji who only swore to love girls. He was driven into a corner and was nearly caught if not for Zoro the Marimo who came to his rescue... reluctantly?

During a blackout, Sanji got suddenly kissed by an unknown man. Who was it? ZoSan, modern AU

Or: why I shouldn't read TV tropes late at night. Wanted to have a little fun with this trope that fits the boys to a T. Vague hostile romance if you squint a little or just a hostile bromance. Your choice. One shot.

When times turn for the worse, an already volatile relationship can turn ugly and bitter. Zoro's left with figuring out how to pick up the pieces when he realizes he walked out on a suffering Sanji. Oneshot AU ZoroxSanji

Usopp, Luffy and Chopper play a game. Sanji decides to join in. Nakamaship

It's Laundry day. Zoro loves Laundry day. Why? Because he catches a glimpse of something that makes him happy. Things get interesting when Sanji finds out he's that something. ZoroxSanji-ish Oneshot Post 2 year timeskip

Sanji has gotten a child to take care of for two months. A certain green-haired marimo gives him unexpected help. This leaves both Sanji and Zoro in twists with their own feelings. A little story about love, AU Rated M for later chapters. Mainly ZoSan

Actions speak louder than words. Zoro tells Sanji how he really feels in the only way he knows how… with his swords.

They were the only two who didn't cry. Set the night of returning to Water 7 after the Enies Lobby battle.

Zoro looks back to his past and doubts his present. Can an a flower, an apple, and a certain blond hold the answer that Zoro's seeking? Oneshot

Sanji hates cold weather 'cause it's hard for him to cook. Zoro hates cold weather 'cause it's hard for him to stay close to Sanji without the rest of the crew being obstacles. Hum...! Oneshot ZoroxSanji Shounen-ai.

Another fanforall response. This prompt was about someone perving over Sanji's flexibility. In this case Luffy stumbles across the cook training and stops to enjoy the view. The fact that Zoro is also there, well that's to be expected too.

One in which Zoro gets jealous. Back to my nonsensical humour because I do it better than and prefer it to angst. Humour/ nonsense/ fluff. Zosan, with appearances by the rest of the crew. Reviews loved!

The commentary takes place in Zoro's mind, then in Sanji's mind. Zosan with humour/nonsense/fluff and a tinge of romance. Reviews loved!

After receiving a suggestion that Zoro and him are more than what they appear, Sanji goes around trying to convince his nakama of this "fact". Humour/ nonsense/ romance at the end. Reviews loved! Zosan or zoro/sanji

Sanji's lighters keep going missing. A sort of sequal to Reactions though you don't need to have read it . ZoSan established relationship

Sanji reflects on how possessively stupid Zoro can be. ZoSan

Luffy's after Zoro to tell him what happened at Thriller Bark, and Zoro has to take evasive action. A light-hearted one-shot, unanoned from the One Piece fanforall.

Hayato Gokudera is not the jealous type. Yamamoto/Gokudera. For KHRFest prompt: Yamamoto/Gokudera – Gokudera sees a girl dropping a love letter in Yamamoto’s bag; “I’m not jealous!”

Zoro walks in on Sanji making a cake while he sings and dances. Fluff ZoroxSanji. Drabble.

Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.

If “Suzy” can make it through the day without giving in, Sanji wins. If Zoro can make Sanji fess up rather then endure further embarrassment, Zoro wins. Or so they thought… ZoroxSanji Pre-Slash. Complete!

Sanji, despite all of his tough guy-ness, does have a fear. And that fear comes with eight legs, a furry body, and a few too many eyes. ZoroxSanji

Zoro doesn't particularly want to be stuck with Sanji on the ship while the rest of the crew is doing something else where. Sanji is loud, annoying, and brass. And yet... he has such pretty hands. ZoroxSanji

Sanji hates cold weather and it seems Zoro's body is a bit like a heater... Light, fluffy shounen-ai. ZoSan

Usopp tries to sneak a midnight snack and stumbles across something he probably shouldn't have.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.

Following the fight with Aokiji, Zoro and Sanji are recovering from their injuries and are forced to share some uncomfortably close quarters. Not *quite* yaoi. But almost.

Set at the end of the Alabasta arc, Zoro and Sanji share some 'bonding' time to discuss manly things like violence and fantasies.

What is this? Is it love? Those cheeks, burning with desire...to kill, or to ravish? You'd think that it was ZoSan, but then again...

This was what he wanted, after all, and as long as he could stay here, the reason for it all didn’t really matter." ZoSan, sap, crappy writing. You have been warned.

Sanji's annoyed and he's taking it out on Zoro for a reason. ZoSan. Crappy writing and OOC-ness. Rating's high, because I was playing it safe.

The story where Sanji realizes that he wants to stay and Zoro realizes that he doesn't want to leave.

Idiots are Idiots are Idiots. ** ZoSan ** English Version

AU. Songfic. Dance club. You can guess the rest. ZoroSanji WARNINGS: Swearing, boyxboy

The things Zoro loves.

Something’s wrong with Gokudera.

Even ten years down, Mafia men are Mafia men.

Gokudera’s one regret.

Dress to impress, lest they see you're a mess. Zoro x Sanji

Zoro has been ticking Sanji off even more than he usually does, but Sanji isn’t quite sure why. Then he figures it out. ZxS lovin'.

Growing up to become what is expected of you is hard enough. But it can be even worse with divine interferences at play. A ZoroSanji yaoi.

Zoro and Sanji have a chat.

Zoro makes a claim. Sort of. Well, he forgot to not make a claim.