Changed my username

Changed my profile info

Changed my avatar

Changed the world.

No wait, scratch the last phrase! xDDD

Name: TheYaoiMuffin. I hope you realise that it's not my real name...seriously! :)

Age: GTFO STALKER-SAN!! P

Height: Tall enough to reach your shelf, no matter how high up on the wall it is.

Hair: black + long + wavy = I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID OLD BRUSH!!

Eyes: A warm, sweet, chocolate brown colour. -lies- Yeah well, dark brown ok?!

Likes: Yaoi & cake, among a bezillion of other things.

Dislikes: You? Maybe... No, no. Fear not! I only dislike all you who are conformists and stupid :3

Fandoms: Axis Powers Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Pandora Hearts, Bleach, D.Gray-Man, etc, etc, ETC.

Random Facts: I'm a teleiophile...and an unsociable jerk. But i'm still cute ;D

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile. (Oh God Yes!)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/pole, copy this into your profile.

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love red clouds. I carry around a huge sword on my back. I say 'un' or 'yeah' at the end of my sentences. My swear vocabulary has greatly improved by listening to Hidan. If you love the Akatsuki and aren't afraid to show it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love the Homunculi and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to laugh your ass off at funny fanfics and your friends think your weird copy and paste this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile

If you just looked it up, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If people think you're the freak that will one day snap, And if you trying to lure people into a false sense of security for the coming of that day, Paste this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to sugar, copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, PLEASE copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have made a fanfic, but only got, like 4 reviews, put this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should spontaniously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you cackled evilly and said "Take THAT Kira!" when Light died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Nate "Near" River is a cuddly little creature, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN ALOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think saucepans would make good ninja weapons, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile.

If you are a Akatsuki wannabe copy this to your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile.

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have hit and/or bitten someone for no reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been bitten by your stapler while you were digging inside your school bag or pocket, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were ever been given a shower by a dishwasher, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, ect..)

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Bloody Strawberry

If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. (hell yeah!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and phycos, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

~Everyone~

Everyone loves everyone hates
Everyone despises everyone helps
Everyone saddens everyone angers
Everyone has death written in their fate

Everyone has problems everyone doesn't
Everyone cries everyone fights
Everyone dies everyone lives
Everyone should just drop dead

Everyone creates everyone destroys
Everyone cares everyone shouts
Everyone tells truths everyone lies
Everyone is the person I hate

RANDOM QUOTES

1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
5) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
6) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
8) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.
9) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
10) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
11) Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
12) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
13) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
14) Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
15) People are like Slinky's, basically useless, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
16) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
17) Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
18 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
19) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
20) A best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!
21) "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"
22) "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101