Penny accidentally falls through a portal and ends up on a pirate ship in the middle of the ocean. Will a familiar face be able to help her get home?

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

"Wait, you have a scar on your face?" [Missing scene from 'The Ember Island Players.']

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

[Assassin AU] John Watson wasn't interesting. Really...He wasn't. Just a wounded ex-army medic that happened to be lucky enough to tag along with Sherlock Holmes on adventures. Or was he? The truth behind John Watson is far more complicated than even Sherlock believes, and the 'good doctor' may be something else entirely. Something interesting. Especially to a consulting criminal.

Sheldon slowly digresses into old, destructive habits when his brother, George Jr., comes to visit for the summer. Penny promised Leonard she would look after his roommate when he embarked on his North Sea expedition. But not even she is prepared for the reveal of the darker side of Sheldon Cooper and how it will effect their relationship. *Rated M for sexual content and violence.*

After Sherlock and John are separated for a long time, John returns and finds that Sherlock has "deleted" him. John must figure out a way to make Sherlock remember him, or else build their entire friendship (if that's really all it is) from scratch. Ship: Johnlock, some Mystrade.

It wasn't the cane or limp that told Mike John had changed: it was the handshake. ASiP character/scene study.

Sherlock grunted, but John ignored it, focusing instead on working his tongue along the seam of Sherlock's lips. He needed this, needed something, to prove that Sherlock was still here, alive and in his arms, and it was either this or beating him bloody.

In a world where one's soul-mate is represented through a swirl of colour on one's arm, will a man with an unusual colour ever find who he's looking for? Johnlock.

Fill for this prompt: Moriarty's poor penmanship causes him to write I U instead of IOU

Anthea knew that she was witnessing the first of many meetings to come between John Watson and Mycroft Holmes. From the moment he had tilted his head, it was obvious that John wasn't going anywhere: he was already more than "associated" with Sherlock – he was part of him.

Seventy years later, Korra tries to figure out Zuko and Katara. — zutara, canon compliant.

I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

After River is gone for good, the Doctor finds himself back at the place where it all began- and ended- to pick up his old screwdriver. He is haunted by his past mistakes and what he could have done differently, but he finds solace through the one person who could help him at his darkest moment. Oneshot.

Oh John, part of you has always loved the feeling of killing a man. The only reason you feel for Holmes is because he's held you captive for so long. Come fall into my dark world again John, and this time do it for real. Sequel to Persistence of Memory.

Penny's date is a complete jerk. Sheldon comes to her defense in his own special way. If you squint you can make out a hint of a potentially budding Shenny romance, but it can also be taken as simple friendship.

MadaraOC. "You belong to me, woman," Madara sneered as he pinned her arms above her head. She gasped and struggled, but it was useless. No one could escape from Uchiha Madara.

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

Naruto learned a bit more on his trip with Jiraiya than expected. It was all a game. And he never lost.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

"You were an enemy" "I know." She repeated with a small smile "but I'm not anymore." "No." Matching smiles now. "not anymore."

Sequel to Superman Returns II: Men of Steel and to The Dark Knight. Gotham calls on Superman to help solve its fugitive Batman problem, setting in motion a collision between the two worlds that will change the lives of everyone involved forever.

Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

In which History is a long, long time to miss each other. A few almost's that could have been a lot further back than you think. S/P love as always R&R

John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.

Azula's father teaches her about seven important things: discipline, trust, life, love, joy, obedience, and strength. Warning: abuse.

ZoLu. Luffy ate a plate of RumbleBalls. Now he's shrunk to 4 inches tall, and other severe side effects have put his health in jeopardy. He's got Zoro & nakama to help him, but even one R-Ball will last a while in someone that small. Winner: Best Fic '08.

Penny drags Sheldon onto a ship for a possible acting gig, trouble ensues and leaves Sheldon and Penny in one heck of a mess. Penny/Sheldon fic. Updated for the holidays

In which the man who's faster than a speeding bullet is pretty slow on the uptake. Bruce corrects this problem the only way he knows how: by being smarter than the average bat. Superman/Batman.

Penny and Sheldon are walking down the street when it starts to rain. A shared umbrella makes Penny start to think of 'What if'

Doc's POV at the mall on October 26th 1985. It may be the first time for him...and yet he knows this scene has played out so many times 'before'...

Doc travels to the future to visit Marty in a nursing home.

At the end of the faithful battle between Naruto and Sasuke, Itachi's chakra in Naruto leaks out and puts Sasuke through a genjutsu showing him an alternate reality of his life, changing his perspectives and feelings completely.

Turns out Rachel likes talking dirty. Who knew? Certainly not Puck. But you can guess what happens when he finds out. Rated M for language/smutty content and cowritten with Tjcrowfoot. Inspired by a prompt on the LJ P/R Kink Meme.

By the way, you really were the love of my life.

First meetings reveal a lot about the tone of a relationship and its continuation

Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale

A story showing how even the most hardheaded of people can change when given a good enough reason. Penny/Sheldon, goes slightly AU after the panty piñata polarization.

A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Puck/Rachel One-shot. When Lauren decides to finally make her relationship with Puck offical, Rachel feels it's her duty as his Best Friend to make sure she knows exactly what being Noah's girlfriend entails

Sheldon loves his family, his friends, science, and his routine. And Amy. But not like that. Not how the average person loves. "Romance" because it's as close as Sheldon will ever come - if it was up to me.

Amy Farrah Fowler and Sheldon consider the scientific basis to love. ONE SHOT.

It takes a good teacher to make a hard lesson stick. W/R, oneshot, written for kink meme. Warning: Spanking.

Mike has decided that Rachel is a Jedi Knight! Puckleberry goodness ensues.

Sheldon can't let anything get in the way of his Nobel Prize, and Leslie, though a hippie for science, can't stop comparing her life to the classic literature her parents analyze for a living. Love is a distraction, and nothing like the books, or is it?

"The bastard doesn't notice a thing, of course. Oblivious to what he does to her. " Angsty not so romantic one-way romance. Sex implied.

Formerly "In My Room". Memaw dies and Sheldon, devastated, locks himself in his room. Excerpt: "Do be serious, Leonard," Sheldon scoffed. "Howard regularly defeats you at Klingon Boggle, and his mastery of the language is remedial at best."

A seventy-three year old Noah Puckerman shares his last day with his favorite granddaughter, reminiscing about life, love, death and all its in-betweens. PxR

AU. Rachel has never seen anything sexier than Hot Window Guy. Puck has never wanted a girl more than his Sexy Office Girl. They both learn to appreciate each other through the glass. One-shot Smuckleberry

They met at the station. He didn't know his name or anything about him and yet they continued to meet. Until one of them fell in love. But are they ever meant to be more than strangers waiting for a train. KakaNaru. Rated M for a reason.

Batman and Batgirl Barbara Gordon fight, fall in love, and have sex. Rated M for graphic everything. This is a hetfic pairing, and you have been warned.

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

Just a little birthday fic for Medusa20. Sheldon teaches Penny how to clean. The right way. Smutty one-shot without actual smut.

Sheldon and Penny finally get their chance to see the Hadron Collider and each other as well.

Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.

According to Puck there were 6 things a woman should know & it was his mission to make sure Rachel 'uptight & prissy' Berry learnt them, coz there was no way she was raising his kid with a giant stick firmly implanted in her ass AU Future Fic - M for smut

One Shot: Naruto applies strategy to the problem of Sakura. re-edited

Batman and Two-Face have a calm chess game together, learning that they aren't all that different.

A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru

Hitomi is by herself after Ein leaves for the Dead or Alive tournament, and she's a little unsettled.

What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?

To make him look forward to seeing her: that's an achievable goal, she thinks.

In the midst of the Chaos of the DOATEC tri-tower, Albert Wesker has come here looking for something.......or someone. RE5/DOA

Dana Walsh. Nina Myers. They were the same. Deal-cutters. Back-stabbers. Cowards capable of doing anything, even killing, just to save themselves. Jack Bauer always knew it would end like this. For people like them, there's no other choice.

Sometimes names go together well. Other times they don't. An argument leads to the exploration of such names, resulting in a bit of embarrassment and an equal bit of realization. Naru/Ino.

Sheldon clasped his hands behind his back and bounced on the balls of his feet. Once. 'Bazinga. I led you to believe I was offering you a proposal of marriage.'

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Based off Episode 57 of the shippuden. Sai and Naruto have a 'misunderstanding' that leads to their dating but what does Sasuke think about this? YAOI SaiNaru onesided SasuNaru

When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.

It was only when I reached out for Death's hand, that I remembered the promise I gave to my husband only two years ago. A promise to live.' SasuSaku, M for violence. Two-shot!

When Sheldon finds the piano, he doesn’t look like he believes what he’s looking at. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for the fic/art swap

Sheldon/Penny. It takes her a while to realize she's being wooed. Future-fic, set after L/P breakup.

When rewriting the sequel we made one small change...we made Mulan the main character. We also removed the romance, added plenty of action and deflated Mushu's ego. Did we mention the duty and honour? Everything you hoped for in Mulan 2 just came true...

Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.

Jacob can't seem to face Bella after he's learned exactly what he has become. When she shows up at his door, he is forced to confront her. What will he see in her eyes? Mid New Moon, after Jacob turns. Doesn't follow New Moon plot. One-Shot.

Bella returns after a century to look for pieces of her past. One-shot.

Change is something Sheldon Cooper just couldn't deal with. At least, not without taking drastic measures. Sheldon/Penny one shot

Ibiki had never been one to judge the worth of those he tortured. But as he gazed down at the writhing form of Uchiha Sasuke, he knew this one deserved it.

SaiNaru Sai just wants to make Naruto happy, he offers to become his boyfriend after uncovering his secret. Naruto says no. He decides to show Naruto what a good boyfriend he can be. Naruto begs him not to but Sai has a mission.

One-shot. Don't you just hate it when you can't open a jar?

As the exotic smell hit her, Anko thought about the utter failures that were a new generation of Kunoichi.

Naruto, heavily wounded, falls unconscious by a river, while watching a mysterious woman use the water to train; naked. He soon decides to try the mysterious woman’s way of training; much to her shock and delight. SPOILERS

Naruto goes to the beach and sees a beautiful girl eating vanilla ice-cream, and gets turned on. Collaboration story between Naruhinaramen & Katgirl5. Only her and I have permission to copy and paste this story on our own accounts after editing.

A Zoro/Sanji story told in individual scenes

Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?

They have nothing in common – nothing, save this one little thing that pretty much defines who they are. Which is pretty big, isn't it? Sanji and Luffy on the losing of limbs. Nakamaship.

Kaya will always wait for him. She will faithfully read of his adventures, and it would be as if she was there with him. She knows he will come back. KayaXUsopp romance One-shot

Penny adds a new routine to Sheldon's laundry night.

Some people wear masks because they look cool. Some wear masks because of their function, others because it's their job. Kakashi just does.

Sasuke left Naruto behind with a broken heart and shattered hopes. Sai has secretly contained his love for his fellow shinobi. When Naruto can no longer bare the pain he turns to Sai. Lemons, OC, Yaoi, SaixNaru One-shot

ZoroxRobin. “I’m in love with you.” It was said over morning coffee. Not that he drinks coffee, but she does and he was there, drinking something alcoholic while Robin uncharacteristically choked a bit.

Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.

Naruto is having trouble staying faithful to Sasuke when he has been gone for so long and another raven is taking his place in his absence. Naruto can't keep living like a dead man. Anal, Angst, Language, M/M, Oral, Other, Violence, WAFF, Yaoi

When Luffy demands some cooking lessons from Sanji, the cook is forced to comply, and as expected only chaos ensues from this decision. But as they spend more time together, Luffy learns much more than just cooking. SanjixLuffy. Fluffy Yaoi. Very tasty.

Luffy can't sleep, he seeks up to find comfort at his cook, but he's still a bit scared to face him. And the whispers in the wind aren't making his life any easier, neither for him, Sanji or Zoro. It's pulling at the strings to their sanity. Rewritten!

It's a dreary day on the Thousand Sunny and Luffy is nowhere to be found. So, naturally, Zoro goes to look for him. .:ZoLu:.

Little monkeys should know better than to tease big, green dragons.

COMPLETE: Leonard never believed in evolution as a scientific fact. That was, not until he saw it happen before his eyes. Penny/Sheldon.

While the crew's all worried about their chores and skipping lookout duty, their bouncy Captain disappears. Zoro, who's been hooked into lookout duty again, goes looking for him. Short Oneshot.

FBI Agent Renee Walker is frightened that she is becoming more and more like Jack Bauer, but she realizes that at the end of the day that might not be such a bad thing.

Sasuke has everything that Sai wants. -SaiNaru hints of SasuNaru- Short random drabble I came up with on a whim.

A dangerous parasite plus the most powerful man on earth. You do the math. Not a comedy, but with funny bits. Warnings: Violence and language. Characters: Batman, Superman, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Flash, Wonder Woman, Hawkman

“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Bella replied. She took Jake’s hand and led him from the room. “Where’s the fun in that?” Jake, Quil, and Embry take Bella on their annual outing.

For Ino, finding the right guy is like finding the right pair of shoes. NarutoxIno, read and review please!

Jack Bauer and John McClane run into each other at a diner in New York City and have a little chat about daughters. Told from John McClane's POV.

All of the Straw Hats had something to go back to. Except for him. Who or what could he possibly return to once his ultimate goal had been accomplished? ZoLu friendship.

Zoro knows himself very well, but he knows Luffy even better. Hints of ZoLu.

Zolo sleeps a lot. Perhaps a bit too much. Why? Some things are only attainable in the realm of dreams. \\Request fic-- Little Leila; ZoloLuffy//

When Luffy pouts over not having food, he turns to his first mate. And ends up getting him in trouble instead. Why did Zoro drag Luffy off to the Captain's Quarters? One-shot ZoLu Rated: M

Luffy never thought about picking favorites, but there was someone on the crew who seemed to get a different kind of attention than the others… Nakamaship One-Shot

Once a first mate, always a first mate.

His smile never faltered. "He promised. He promised he'd come back for me." ZoLu

AU Oneshot. “My wish is pretty simple. We’re gonna stick together.” ZoLu.

A shinobi is never to love... While on a mission to destroy Hayate, Ryu meets Kasumi, and must decide between loyalty to his clan or his heart.

Batman meets the Justice League

Haruka gets asked by a TV report if she thinks aliens exist, and what they might be like...and our favorite idol group sees the interview. *complete*

ZoLu - Luffy gives Zoro some blankets for this cold night. Zoro catches him in the act. They end up snuggling together, then Luffy brings up a question. One-Shot, Light fluff.

Luffy's dream has cost Zoro his. Luffy is ready to pay the penalty. Really short written in like two minutes, may be extended at a latter date

He keeps the straw hat with him. Nominated for Best Angst, and Best Drabble Under 1,500 Words in the 2008 One Piece Fanfiction Awards. Decided to post it here.

Set in Eclipse, with Jacob and Bella in the tent together. What if Edward wasn't in the tent to begin with? Jacob keeps Bella warm... *Jacob/Bella*

Drabble poem in Bonejangles P.O.V. Bonejangles wants Emily to know that he's waiting for her. BonejanglesxEmily.

Normally, one might not attribute the word "dance" to Roronoa Zoro. Luffy begs to differ.

When Victor and Victoria's daughter dies and meets Emily, it brings up some questions and some new hopes for the Corpse Bride. Oneshot!

Zoro is dead, and Luffy struggles to decide the fate of his swords. Challenge fic for op fanforall, prompt: "One of the Strawhats is dead."

Luffy was an idiot. Everyone on the Thousand Sunny knew that. But sometimes, when they were alone, Luffy would ask Zoro questions he couldn't always answer... Hinted ZoroxLuffy Oneshot

takes place after Movie 6.It's time for Luffy to reveal to his Nakama what happened during the fight to save their lives.Apologies are exchanged and weaknesses are exposed as the truth is revealed.SPOILERS.

Kankuro watches two brothers playing and realizes how much he and Gaara missed out on.

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Luffy is naturally energetic, so naturally the Straw Hat pirates all have their own ways of calming him down. Some work better than others. ZoLu lite.

AU. SanLu, minor ZoLu. Sanji is a new worker in All Blue restaurant, and he never knows that there is a raven haired boy sitting alone at the corner of the restaurant with two mugs of hot chocolate.

naruto is faced with the difficult task of making shikamaru show emotion *gasp* and well, lets just say he finds the perfect way. shika/naru, yaoi, may contain lemons

Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.

For Icebender21. Luffy and Zoro find out there are a lot of fun things you can do with ice pops, and Robin enjoys watching. ZoLu Perverted!Robin rated M to be safe. One-shot

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

They made assumptions about what the girls were born to do. There was some truth in their misconceptions.

He came every night. He came every night and Shikamaru wondered why. ShikaNaru, meaning yaoi/slash/malexmale love. Warnings inside.

“Naruto, why do you smile?” The blonde just stared blankly. He blinked a few times. It seemed like he hadn’t even heard the question. Then he smiled. “Because I believe.” Sai and Naruto. Oneshot.

shikamaru isn't lazy. he just saves his energy for more important things like escaping fangirls/guys and going on missions.

Mai struggles to understand the reason for Zuko’s unexpected betrayal and departure, leading her to seek the truth she must be missing. MaiZuko.

Luffy wakes up for an unknown reason, and does to the kitchen. Where the very drunk Sanji happens to be. Things can't end well. Yaoi, Rape. Sanji/Luffy. One Shot. Please review.

The elaborated story of Dead or Alive in story format.

Zoro have the night watch and gets a visit in the middle of the night from a certain rubber captain. ZoLu drabble.

SasuNaru crack fic one-shot. Sakura wants to know why Sasuke's hair stands up the way it does. I can tell you that it's not gel! Rated for mentions of sex. Please review!

With a night off and nothing to do, Hayate has a drink and thinks about the women in his life. Please R&R!

A story about the sun god, Naruto, and the moon god, Sasuke. Love, punishment and how the eclipse came to be... SasuNaru

Luffy feels as if there's something missing from his crew. A sort of discussion ensues, or rather as much of a discussion as this particular crew is capable of. New Part! : What's a crew to do, when their Captain does the impossible? Hints of LuffyxZoro.

In order to find his true self, what will Jann Lee give up? A Jann Lee story. One shotPlease R&R

Naruto could feel his eyes on him. In fact, Naruto could always feel his eyes on him, even when he could’ve sworn the bastard was sleeping. Slash: SaiNaru, allusions made to SasuNaru.

Audrey comes up with a last ditch effort to save her relationship with Jack. Not really for Jaudrey Lovers!

Once there was something magical and beautiful to her about the idea of being a vampire, of eternal youth and invincibility. She knew better than that by the time she made her decision. Edward/Bella & Jacob/Bella, set after Eclipse.

In British-ruled Hong Kong, a violent death, a chance meeting, and a trail of money set a young girl's feet on the path to a life of bloodshed...or in other words, it's a Christie backstory fic.

You win when all you want is yours and no one can stand in your way. Then you are God, and together we will rule. [MisaxLight]

“…And so they lived happily ever after.” …Not. Fairytale endings never last. Especially when you’re immortal. Oneshot.

Bruce disapproves of Dick's new video game.

Luffy/Sanji, implied Zoro/Luffy/Usopp. Any activity that kept Luffy out of the galley was one that had Sanji's personal approval.

I'm not in love with him. I'm not. But I know that he's in love with me. Sanji x Luffy yaoi, beware.

No matter how great the pirate, every King's reign must come to a bloody end... even Luffy's. How will the rubber man spend his last hours? LN

Based on the anime episode 220, which doesn't appear in the manga. Slight spoilers, one shot Sanji x Luffy yaoi.

When Luffy tells Sanji something, Sanji asks for something in return. OneShot, Luffy x Sanji yaoi.

(Macbeth) A rewrite of the 'Out Damned Spot' scene from the viewpoint of the gentlewoman attendant. Quite angsty

While Sanji serves lunch, he thinks about things, especially about a certain straw hat. Slight yaoi, Sanji x Luffy.

[FINALLY COMPLETED] AU: Mulan returns home, injured, identity still concealed after the avalanche battle with the Huns. What happens 5 years after? A tale of people tainted by harsh times and broken dreams.

Sanji couldn't sleep at night, and found someone to talk to. Warning: Slight yaoi, SanjixLuffy.

[Oneshot] Songfic based on 'My Immortal' by Evanescence. May be considered slightly AU by some. Ryu Hayabusa x Kasumi

A conversation with Mother uncovers painful truths. HayateKasumiAyane. One-shot.

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

[Phone Booth] Don't answer the phone. Don't take the elevator. Beg for your life. COMPLETE.

[Phone Booth, 2002] Starring Kiefer Sutherland. The Caller feels he needs a change of tactics, after his failure with Stu Shepard. On his next call things will be very different. Rated R for adult theme and adult language. Be warned, it is dark. COMPLETE!