![]() Author has written 6 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Batman: Arkham Asylum. I always read fanfictions and was frustrated by them. I was frustrated by the fact that I could never find enough of a story I wanted to read, and not being able to find any at all. #1 petpeave: WHEN CHARACTERS FALL IN LOVE AFTER TWO MINUTES, IT'S NOT REALISTIC! Beyond the Stars is finished..."enthusiatic cheer!!" If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 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I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! Because it is not a story and therefore should not be published as one read this for your enjoyment... Author’s Note/Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, or anything affiliated with the Twilight Saga. Credit for this one-shot also goes to Emmetts-girl-xox for helping me to write it. Things that Emmetts-girl-xox and Vampire Solidarity1 must not do to the Volturi The following is things that must not be done, in any circumstance, on pain of death (though at least the death would be interesting). It is here-by decreed that the following will never occur and thus should not be taken seriously by the throngs of readers: 1. We must not braid Marcus’ hair in an attempt to make him smile for once. 2. We must not tell the Volturi that they are wearing dresses. 3. We must not tell Alec that we think that he is cute but we don’t go for minors (even if we are ones at the time!) 4. We must not insist that the Volturi join us in a conga line. 5. We must not dye Jane’s robes and hair pink, and then ask if she has bubble gum. 6. We must not insist that because they do not use forks to eat they are not civilized. 7. We must not say that they are not health conscious because they always have take-out. 8. Insist that they wear glitter because if they are truly the leaders of the vampires, they should sparkle more than the Cullens. 9. Ask Jane if she was a witch for Halloween. 10. Run and hide behind Alec when we say #9. Then ask Jane which is more important her brother or her witches warts. 11. Have a toga party because it would make Aro, Caius, and Marcus feel human again. 12. Have a dating game with blood types, “Bachelorette number one is type O+ with a winning personality”. 13. Ask them if their eyes are red because they are insomniacs. 14. When Jane kisses Alec’s cheeks on both sides go up and kiss him full on the mouth. Then say, “What, Jane did it? I thought it was a custom.” 15. To prove #15 means nothing we will not go around kissing every male in the Volturi to prove our point. (I call Alec, Caius, and Demetri. Emmetts-girl-xox gets dibbs on Marcus, Felix, and Aro, ha.) 16. We are not to have one of us stand outside the chamber and yell, “Bring out your dead!” Then have the other one leap up and say, “I’m not dead yet” when the Volturi attempts to dispose of us. P.S. We cannot do this list because we fear for our own lives, but feel free to try it yourself. |