AU. SSHG. Post-war. Hermione's parents drag her to a swap meet so they can buy ugly dog figurines and sad clowns to clutter up their house. While there, she discovers a relic from Severus Snape's past that forces her to change her view of the man.

"Merlin's saggy ballsack, since when has Granger had decent tits?" Their affair started in a ballroom, centred on a series of jewellery heists, migrated to a closet, and became very complicated in the process. Being stuck between a rock and a hard place didn't begin to describe it, especially when Hermione's rock was a blood magic curse and the hard place was Severus Snape. Rated M

ONE-SHOT: Professors Granger and Snape have been involved in a secret relationship for over a year, but Hermione still doesn't know how the mysterious Slytherin really feels about her. Leave it to Severus to show her with a potion. Songfic for "I'll Name the Dogs" by Blake Shelton.

The darkness offered Hermione a chance to find out what Ronald Bilius Weasley really thought of soulmates… SS/HG HEA...Always. Ron Bashing-as ever. One shot. COMPLETE

[HG/SS] AU/Crack: Severus Snape has to deliver the acceptance letter to the Granger home thanks to Minerva being sick with the cat flu. He has no idea how this one event will change his life forever. SSHG/HEA (COMPLETE)

The Dark Lord receives a dream, a letter and a photograph. A (fortunately) short one-shot. Includes privates, foul language, bad humour and a brief guest appearance by Ron Weasley's bare arse. Friendship ain't magic here, folks.

A dark Severus. A determined Hermione 7 Chapters - AU SS/HG HEA...Always :) And as ever, Ron-bashing...

It started off with a kick...how did it end up like this ? Dark Humor, Post DH. Hermione fights for a potions apprenticeship from Snape , as they both try to find their place in the world post the Dark Lord. But what is wrong with Hermione ? How will she cope with what's to come ? And will Severus be there for her? Warnings: - Non Con, Major Character Death, Sensitive Themes

Newly divorced and smothered with work, Hermione gets more than she'd expected when she's late for Hugo's first Parents' Evening. HG/SS one-shot.

All those deemed outside Wizarding society are required to find a spouse. Hermione Granger is terrified. Cooped up inside 12 Grimmauld Place, she makes a list, and Severus observes her attempts. A Marriage Law story. Hermione Granger/Severus Snape.

With less than twenty-four hours to go before Hermione marries Ron Weasley, Headmaster Snape realises that he has to do something or lose the love of his life. It turns out that there's rather more to the situation than he'd thought.

Bella has a taste of what passion is like with somebody she thought to be a stranger. It's funny how the things you dream for come true in the sickest of ways.

"Why would I want your…fumblings?" There was a thread of steel in Granger's voice as she played along with Severus' game. "When I could have *his* expertise?" / SS/HG HEA...Always :)

In a world where the mere flap of a butterfly's wing can cause a hurricane on the other side of the globe, can one simple glance save a man's life? When Hermione and her professor are forced together against their will, can they overcome their differences, find order amidst the chaos, and save the Wizarding World? not Cannon compliant. Rated M for sexuality and violence. DUBCON!

"And even though it all went wrong/I'll stand before the Lord of Song/With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah…" For Severus Snape, playing music held as just much enchantment as performing actual magic. But how & why did he learn to play the piano? A life told through song as an homage to the greats Leonard Cohen and Alan Rickman. Written as part of the 2017 Snapecase Fest on LJ.

Furtive glances across the room. SSHG. Nowt but fluff. Complete.

Hermione Granger has several secrets, including where she spends one night a month, and who she would prefer to spend that night with. Written for the Quills and Parchment 'Scandals' Competition. WINNER: Best Plot. WINNER: Most Scandalous. Second Place Overall/Judge's Favorite. Second Place, Best Suspense. Note: lemons! Trigger Warnings: minor drug use.

Hermione is caught out after curfew. Her punishment turns her world upside down. (SS/HG)

AU/AO: [HG/SS] What-if Story. Hermione Granger gets erased due to a badly phrased, vague, and bitter wish. She is Hermione Granger no more. Now, thanks to Ron, she is Hermione Ankaa Black, sister of Sirius & Regulus Black, & member of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Now what is she going to do? Multiple pairings in later chapters, and JP starts out as a rampaging jerk.

[HG/SS] Hermione was always different. One day different came crashing into her mother's garden in a tangle of wings, claws, and teeth. Did she run? Yes— to the cupboard to get bandages and ointment. Little did she know that this one event would set the course of her entire life.

It's been 7 years since Edward left. Bella's now a tough NYC corporate girl on the outside, but her heart is forever broken. She vows to take down C-Corp, but what happens when she finds out who owns the company? Who is the monster now? **AFTER 7 YRS. OF INCREDIBLY AMAZING REVIEWS, I HAVE RE-"VAMPED" THIS STORY!

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Ron is dead, and Hermione finds her peace down violent and altogether unexpected avenues. Warning: Spoiler Alert, Violence, and Unsavory Sexual Situations, AU but canon-minded.

My entry for the HP Kinkfest on Livejournal. It's a postwar fic, AU because Severus survives. He frequents Muggle pubs to pick up women, but he never expected her. She thinks dirty words are for the vulgar, but she's never heard them in his voice. ONESHOT (forreal this time).

A silly little Marriage Law ficlet. I'm pretty sure every H/S author is required to write one at some point. It's like a rite of passage.- Someone comes to Hogwarts with PLANS, but there are curious surprises at every turn.

After the war, Hogwarts is haunted by those who died... and those who lived. Hermione Granger returns to complete her eighth year, and develops an interesting relationship with the Potions Master. Slowly, they help each other remember that they are human. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger. Hermione is at least 18.

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

It's 7 years after the war, and Hermione is living her happily ever after. Except for the blackmail. And Ron being a prat. Throw in a Time-Turner, a literal alternate universe, one snarky Severus Snape and life after DH isn't exactly a fairy tale.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*

and what happened after. Tony suffers an injury that changes the course of his life. This is what happens after. This what happens when Tony is left to try and remember who he was and try to figure out who he is now. Disability!fic Tony & Gibbs Father/son

All she wanted was half an hour's escapism. Still, Hermione should have known that a Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product would come with side effects.

Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Snape agrees to help the Muggle Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. What has he let himself in for? Now complete!

Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...

After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there

Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.

Bella relies on pen and paper to inspire her in a monotonous world, but the written word is nothing without the right melody. She finds that melody in a man who breathes life into an endless sea of grey. He's everything-everything she can't have. CxB AH

Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.

“The boy is a Horcrux. In order for Voldemort to be truly gone, the boy must die.” But his deal had never been with Dumbledore, it had always been with Lily. By teaching Granger the Dark Arts, he could corrupt Potter's soul and save his life. SSHG

Prof. Snape is having a bad day and decides to drink. Prof. Granger wanders after him, and he decides she needs to drink too. It's all uphill from there. Fluff. M for language and theme.

The only thing keeping Hermione out of trouble and Harry Potter alive is... the Professor's Discretion. AU.

At the end of 6th year, Voldemort won the Battle of Hogwarts, and the war. The survivors of the Order had to hide openly in the Muggle world, but now has come the time to take back what is theirs, whatever the cost. Eventual HPDM, SSHG. AU from HBP.

Chaos reigns after the entire world seems to be coming to an end, but hope arrives disguised as despair. AU, M for reasons, HEA.

Severus Snape made love to Hermione when she used her own invention, a time shifter, to meet him in his past. He is shocked to discover that his Potions student is a prepubescent Hermione Granger who has no idea that she will be his future lover. Some AU.

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.

Severus Snape has faced death many times. However, nothing could've prepared him for eternity with Hermione Granger.

Someone is after Tim, willing to harm and kill those he cares about most, in the process. Tim will be pushed to the brink as he's forced to play a killers game to keep his friends, family, and himself alive. Will he be strong enough to endure it?

Flashes of memory are little filaments of silver in a makeshift pensieve. Severus Snape eases his own way. A sad loveletter to HP fic-dom.

It is Hermione's nineteenth birthday, but her Potions Master would seem to be in no mood to celebrate or even acknowledge it. M readers only, please. HG/SS

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape enjoy a cordial working relationship as journeywoman and Master. When a secret obsession interferes with her goal of reaching mastery and Lucius Malfoy takes an interest, her relationship with Severus is put to the test.

When misfortune befalls Professor Granger, the reclusive hero, Severus Snape, is called on to ride to her rescue. All in a day's work for the Master Spy. However, things are not always as they seem.

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.

The final-year Gryffindor girls compile a list ... although Hermione seems oddly detached. One-shot. M readers only please.

In the darkest days of World War 2 in occupied Paris, Esme plays a dangerous game. The fates of both her country and her heart hang in the balance. A companion to Girl with a Red Umbrella, but stands alone.

The Dark Lord has won, and a new era reigns. Yet, not all is as is should be, so long as some pockets of resistance still remain. DARK! Please R&R

The feeling is gone and numb, frozen inside her body. There, but lurking in the silence. Hidden and lost as it is with her state, she can no longer detect it in the darkness.

Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU

Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.

Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?

NCIS/Twilight crossover. ALSO Bellisle and Gabby. Gibbs and the team are called out on assignment to Washington to investigate a marine's murder and has to deal with local LEOs and the mysterious Dr. Cullen who seems to be hiding something...

Seven years, seven encounters, and a girl and a man trying to understand what it all meant.

For Elle.

A mother's love is a powerful thing; there is nothing she won't do to protect her children from the evils of this world. One-shot for the Les Femmes Noires darklady contest. AH/OOC/Bella.

A visitor with a mysterious talent has sent Alice into a coma-like state, reliving her repressed human life. What started out as a simple problem, is quickly becoming more and more difficult, as Jasper and Carlisle both struggle with terrible truths...

I tried to visualize the Cullen family without their creator, their center, and their guide--their father, Carlisle. I couldn't see it." Bella begins, after one short afternoon, to see what happens when a coven is bereft of its leader...

After Seven years the Tragic accident still haunts Carlisle until he decides to move back to his hometown of Forks, Washington... Where he's going to be a teacher at Forks high...Where he meets an old friend's daughter... Bella x Carlisle... AU HUMAN

She was essential to this family we had. If there wasn’t an Alice in our life, we wouldn’t know how we could go on with our never ending existence. She was that important.

Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?

Carlisle has been a vampire for almost 300 years, and has been in control of himself the entire time. Will this patient test him beyond what he can handle?

Bella grew up as a whore since the age of ten at a brothel, where she was treated as a real star. She had to obey just one rule: DON'T FALL IN LOVE! But when things suddenly get off course, can Bella stay true to the motto? All human, BxE, COMPLETE

Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme

Blow out the candles and make a wish. What does Esme get as a present for her big 4-0 birthday? An entry for kittenmischief's Hot B* Carlisle contest. Rated M for language and lemons. AH

We're creatures of the underworld. We can't afford to love. A Moulin Rouge Crossover. Written for Jayeliwood's SMC contest. Rated M for Sexual Content.

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.

Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU

A tune emerged from Carlisle’s voice. He was humming something so wonderful that it could only be the real music that ever existed in history. It didn’t take long before Esme’s enthralling voice joined Carlisle’s.

All Bella wants for her birthday is to commemorate becoming a legal adult with her family physician. ...an OOC Carlisle/Bella one-shot.

Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.

AU per end of DH. Hermione is in the Great Hall, Severus in the Shrieking Shack. Both are dying. What does the soul do as the body lies dying? Please R&R!

As a punishment for rude, antisocial behavior, Dumbledore assigns Professor Snape as the Faculty Advisor to the new Hogwarts Cheerleading Team. Poor old Sev will never be the same again!

Hermione returns to Grimmauld Place, looking for answers. She wasn't expecting to find Severus Snape. PostHBP. WINNER, QuilltoParchment Round 2: Best Fanon Het. RUNNER UP, QtP Round 2: Trio Era & 2006 OWL AWARDS: Best HGSS, Best Original Character.

Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.

“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”

Severus Snape thought he was the most unlikely candidate for Santa, apart from Genghiz Khan. He might be right.

What do you do on your last night on Earth? What happens when it turns out not to be your last night? COMPLETE Various Pairings - Slash, Het, Femslash