If you are reading this, step one of my evil plan is complete.

Please have a nice day.

Hello! My fanfic name is Ninja0Squirl, I am what I call a "polite fangirl", while I enjoy yoai and will squee when excited, I will not force my beliefs on you, and if you do not enjoy yoai, I am welcome to straight pairings. I have been writing fanfics for the last (2...? I think.) years (yay! I'm almost not a kouhai to nearly everybody here now!), and I apologize for beginners blunders I may make, as I am unfamiliar with this site and fanfics in general.

I am also plotting world domination as we speak.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ BELOW:

I am currently taking requests, so if you have a challenge for me I'll do it! Anything, any time! I mean I'll write anything, even if you request an Inuyasha/Naruto crossover centering around a pickle, I will write it! It probably won't be too good (I tis but a newb, learning my ways), but I'll write it! (For reference towards my strong points, the fics below may help)

So please ask me to write! I'll be please to do it and send you smiles~! :3

Here is the basic format to send your challenge in:

Title (if you have a preferred one)

Pairing/character you want at center

(Give me a quote/song/poem/summary/word here)

There is nothing you can do to convince me that the Naruto verse's continent isn't named Gogyou, NOTHING! Except, you know, point out a time when the continent has been called anything else but "continent" or "five great nations", because that could translate to Gogyou, maybe. (Gogyou= five elements)

How to Make sure your characters aren't perfect/marysues/gary stus

Have your characters lose when there's no need for them to win, let them lose when there is a desperate, desperate need for them to win, have them get injured in battle and hold others back from glory. Let them sit in on the toilet constipated because they drank the sour milk, or have thm drowning in the toilet at 3 am because they got drunk. Let them be a poser. Let them be a troll. Let them make flame youtube videos. Let them lose the most important battle because just because people like it, the underdog rarely wins. Let them cry in front of their parents. Let them call out for their moms. Let them blow snot bubbles. Let them be tempted to take a pass at the hooka or blow. Let them think they are right when they are wrong, and wrong when they are right. Let them bring kives to gun fights. Let them stomp on ants. Let them contemplate every decision, from the hardest to the easiest. Let them be bias. Let them watch the girl of their dreams walk away and be an asshole for the next weak because of it. Let them hate themselves. Let them hate the world. Let them hate everybody from newborns to 108-year olds. Let them wish they were orphans because they hate their family, even if their family has never laid a hand on them. Let them be self-abusers. Let them touch the electric fence. Let them drink the forbiddon water behind the priests back. Let them challenge every word anyyone says. Let them be so picky over food they'll only eat peas baked at subzero. Let them contemplate suicide. Let them stand on top of the bridge, their feet the only image on their horizon. Let them jump off if they have to. Let them die and stay dead.

But most of all, give them a reason to never jump off the bridge.

(I am sick, above is what I wrote. I felt I should post it as a reminder to myself).