Name: BloodStainedSweater and/or DataDeletion (call me Stain or Delete)

Rank: Major Stupidity

Favorite Cereal: Fruit Loops

I'm into various action films and sci-fi shows. I don't really like comedies, well, it actually depends on what it's about. I grew up on musicals and love stories.

I'm a chick. (Yes, I say chick. And yet I don't say dude.)

I'm a huge fan of the Mad Hatter. (Especially when he's Johnny Depp or Andrew-Lee Potts)

I have a very odd mind, so if I ever get around to actually writing anything, there's a good chance it'll be either lovey-dovey crap or just plain crack.

I'm also a very prominent member of the Procrastination Society. So, expect updates few and far apart.

However, if I do actually post anything and there's huge gaps between updates, it might not just be procrastination at work. I'm very OCD about my writing, so if I don't like where it's going/what it looks like, I won't post it til I do.

I'm very into Sandman, and it seems that, so far, it's the only fandom I can get anything to come about. I prefer to write as Delirium than any other character, which falls under the 'just plain crack' category.

If I ever write anything other than Sandman, it'll probably be Static Shock, Harry Potter, Xialin Showdown, Doctor Who, or Torchwood. And I'll probably write in the POV of the craziest person in that fandrom.

2-12-12: Two works in progress, planning stage. Harry Potter. One's serious and the other's just crazycrack.

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise
by Mark Eckman and Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.