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 Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Cartoons, Harry Potter, and Thomas the Tank Engine. Profile update: 17 Jan 2020. I can only apologise for the delay in returning to Something Most Foul, but living where I do and working in the nearby city takes up a lot of my free time. I WILL be completing it, so all I can ask is that you be patient. For your interest, copy and paste the link below and then go down the list and click on: Woodhams of Barry - the legendary steam scrapyard. You can also search Youtube for Woodhams of Barry for some interesting videos. One of them, the brought-back-to-life 5029 Nunney Castle steamed through my home town of Llanelli, an event which, I believe, I have a self-made video file of somewhere amongst my drives! Thank you, Tony. |
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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 149 - Words: 616,020 - Reviews: 7533 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 6,791 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 198,485 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 4,212 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Charles Dance Saves Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
Will the actor prove an improvement over the original Tywin? Another not so self insert into Westeros; which ever needs saving, because readers will never find a more wretched world of scum and villainy than this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,781 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/31/2018
The Stranger by A1A1A1 reviews
A stranger comes to Westeros.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,870 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/9/2014
A Shield Against Ice & Fire by jlcleaumus reviews
Executed through dragon-fire following the destruction of King's Landing, Sansa Stark awakes in the past, in the Red Keep...days before her own father's execution.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,478 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 7/24/2019 - Daenerys T., Sansa S., Tywin L., Petyr B. - Complete
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 3: Sean Hits the Wall by High Plains Drifter reviews
With the War between the Baratheons settled, it will soon be time for whatever remains left of our wreck of a heroic actor from Sheffield to head North with his banners to face Ironborn, Wildlings, and Wights ... Oh My!
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,881 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 8/10/2018 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S.
A War for Five Queens by jlcleaumus reviews
Jorah's efforts weren't enough during the Battle of Ice and Fire. Daenarys Targaryen lies unconscious in the halls of Winterfell, uncertain to ever wake again. This changes everything. The survivors of the Long Night survey what remains: Seven Kingdoms yet to conquer...or destroy. But the path to power or freedom will be different in the Dragon Queen's absence, however temporary.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 151,242 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 5/21/2019 - Daenerys T., Jon S., Sansa S., Jaime L. - Complete
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 8,865 - Follows: 10,038 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 3/7/2015
Contact of Races by wilkins75 reviews
Sequel to Contact at Kobol (Stargate/Battlestar). The Race has thrived for hundreds of thousands of years and who recently conquered their 5th world are heading toward Tosev 3, Earth believing the conquest to be ease against the sword swing savages. Little do they know that those sword swing savages are now one of if not the most powerful force in the Galaxy, the Tau'ri.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Worldwar series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 210,603 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/17/2017 - S. Carter - Complete
Planet of the Apes Alternate Worlds -Short Stories by Bx1011 reviews
This is a short story associated with, Return to Planet of the Apes; Alternate Worlds. It takes place a few years after the end of that story.
Planet of the Apes - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2018
The Things I do for Love by The Sithspawn reviews
The horror of Westeros left its mark on Jamie Lannister. But what would he do if he could go back and do things differently. One shot. Ok so it's a two shot now...
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 4/25/2017 - Jaime L. - Complete
Event Horizon Book 1: Autumn's Frontier by Spartan-168-Django reviews
The Realm is forever changed when a new player in the Game arrives: space explorers from future Earth, looking for a planet just ripe for colonization. But just what awaits the people of Earth here in the World of Ice and Fire? And how will their powerful technology and ideas transform Westeros, for better or worse? Let the adventure begin!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 114 - Words: 297,851 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Daenerys T./Dany, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned, Robb S. - Complete
A different weasel makes a difference by Antony444 reviews
Lord Walder Frey dies bedding his eighth wife just after his wedding . A death that just changes everything for Westeros ...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 130 - Words: 345,627 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 5,816 - Follows: 6,401 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
An American in Westeros by Cruen07 reviews
A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones?
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,078 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Tywin L.
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Heads or Tails by Oculus Lupus reviews
"I am about to die..." But he can't do it. He can't take that final step towards the beginning of his 'next great adventure'. He runs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Harry P.
Kill Your Darlings by Malhearst reviews
Ginny is tired of Tom's mocking voice in her head, so she decides to do something about it. But careful what you wish for. Especially if you're not sure it's what you really want.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
An Unexpected Choice by kellineil reviews
It's 1940. the Germans have overrun France. Chamberlain has fallen. In this reality, Churchill has fallen too. What now?
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 3 by cbstevp reviews
The war against the Others continues as new factions from Dorne and the Vale join the fight. But a formidable new player joins the field as Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons return to Westeros. Meanwhile Jon Snow continues his mission to seek out and defeat the Great Other. Only the gods know who will win and who will lose, and who will sit the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 642,576 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for by kellineil reviews
What if one horcrux had survived but Voldemort was prevented from returning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
World Enough, and Time by officersun524 reviews
This is a Farscape-SG1 crossover. John Crichton's attempt to close the wormhole goes awry, putting an Earth he never knew in danger, and leading him to allies he's never met. This story takes place after the events of Stargate SG1 "Unending" and Farscape "Bad Timing".
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Farscape - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,644 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete
Cause You're a Good Guy by 1991Kira reviews
Harry Potter awakens to find himself in a strange world, a world where his life is a story; and nothing and no one makes any sense whatsoever. Crack fic. Everyone!bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Harry P.
The Gary Sparrow Mystery by rexbonitas reviews
Gary Sparrow - the husband of Baroness Sparrow of Lumbutt - disappeared without trace some years ago. Every effort made by the authorities to clear up the matter has muddied the waters more and more. Today the mystery is more baffling than ever Complete story in one chapter. Comments welcome. Thank you.
Goodnight Sweetheart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 4,640 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Comfortably Numb by TubalCainUK reviews
It's 1951, and Gary and Phoebe are enjoying the sights of the Festival of Britain. It's 2005, and Yvonne and Ron have VIP tickets to Live 8. But Gary's life is in danger, and he needs both wives and all his friends - past and present - to save him...
Goodnight Sweetheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 1: Sean Lends a Hand by High Plains Drifter reviews
After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,005 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S. - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
For Old Time's Sake by Geezworld234 reviews
It's been over a year since the end of the second world war and Gary Sparrow still appears to be secretive with his wife. Is he just struggling to return to a normal life after doing his bit in the war or is there more to it? Phoebe Sparrow sets out to try to find out but will her meeting with a familiar face and her revelations mean her husband's secret will finally be discovered?
Goodnight Sweetheart - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
The Ghost of the North by Deus Swiftblade reviews
In the North, there is a man to all who follow the old gods pay heed to. No one knows how long he has lived or from where he came. But he has always been there, even after the Iron Throne was forged. He is the Ghost of the North and by his silent hand, the future of Westeros is changed.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,379 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
The Perils of Monologuing by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Glitched by a-storage reviews
The destruction of the Time Turners has horrible consequences. Crack! The destruction of the Time Turners has horrible consequences. Crack! The destruction of the Time Turners has horrible consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 8,703 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Muggle Studies by ArtemisGrim reviews
The muggle world and the magical world collide, when a muggle, named Will Casper, is requested to teach wizards in a new, mandatory, Muggle Studies class. Why is he there and what will the students of Hogwarts learn from him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
VLADIMIR PUTIN DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION MASTER by AnimationBeta reviews
Vladimir Putin realizes the cruelties in this word as he aspires to become a dance master.
Newsroom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 3,969 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11232 - Favs: 7,983 - Follows: 7,096 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,769 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Fallacy by Nythtak reviews
Harry is abandoned at an orphanage by his aunt mere hours after arriving at the Dursleys, and the Horcrux in his scar is free to assume control of its host. Tom Riddle builds up his army as Harry Potter under the watchful eye of Albus Dumbledore, whilst his plans to shape the magical community come to fruition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
What's in a name by brainthief reviews
Voldemort proved the Fidelius faulty once. Nevertheless, Dumbledore relies on it again. Big mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by Thomas M Riddle reviews
AU: In her sixth year, Hermione engineers a way to reawaken Tom Riddle's diary. But forbidden magic has its risks, and she finds herself locked in a deadly battle of wits with the most dangerous teenaged Dark Wizard of all time. A game where the only way to win may be to prove the Sorting Hat's decision to put her in Gryffindor wrong. TW: Torture (some sexualized)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Going Forward by Rap541 reviews
Sequel to Going Native. Its a few years later, lets see what happened
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,617 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010
When Memory Charms Aren't Enough by Debate4life reviews
What if Memory Charms weren't the only thing Lockheart used to get to the top of his field? Maybe he deserved more than what Canon gave him... There are many tools given to Wizards that could be used to cover the crimes of cowards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Return to the Planet of the Apes: Alternate Worlds by Bx1011 reviews
Milo, Cornelius, & Zira travel to an alternate Earth where Taylor doesn't exist. Suspected to be an invasion force the US launches a scout ship back to their world...or is it?
Planet of the Apes - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,101 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 4,595 - Follows: 1,382 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Four Guys Fishing at Night by Intezil reviews
Dexter just wanted to dump a body in peace. Humor. Parody.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,448 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Mistaken Allegiances by Paul Clatt reviews
What if Lucius Malfoy had been telling the truth all along? What if he and his family had been Imperiused by Voldemort to become his first followers? What if Narcissa and Lucius and the whole Black family changed their views on the Wizarding World and worked together to bring down Voldemort? AU and a different path taken by Voldemort to immortality. Not DH or Horcruxes compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 8,472 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Dexter Morgan by Verifictus reviews
Dexter explores the meaning of 'family' and learns the hard way that Harry was right when he said, "Nothing stays buried forever."
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Dexter M., Debra M. - Complete
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 391 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Right Hand by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-Shot, providing a couple of glimpses into an alternate universe where Sirius Black willingly became one of Voldemort's most important allies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Close Encounters of the Third Kind Transfixion by Sam Keogh reviews
Roy Neary throws his phone through his TV, preventing him from seeing the image of Devil Mountain which correlates with the huge lump he has constructed in his living room. Without this link, Roy's relationship with the lump intensifies , ultimately leading him to his doom.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Close Encounters of the Third Kind - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Complete
What is Tetris? by M. Soames reviews
Pseudo intellectuals discuss Tetris. In their latest adventure, the gang navigates wine and Tetris and more in San Fran on April 20, 2012.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010
Strange Bedfellows by The Sithspawn reviews
Dexter meets Jane. Nuff said. One-shot complete.
Crossover - Dexter & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Dexter M., Patrick J. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 14,722 - Follows: 3,955 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Behind Your Shed, I Never Move Again by Saffron Panther reviews
Smudger was converted into a generator and left behind their shed. Duke was found years later, but Smudger's fate was never revealed after the railway closed. So here's the voice that never got to speak. Now with a 2014 update.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Dexter: Scarlet by Runswithtigers reviews
This is a world where Dexter meets his match, in a very, very real sense. A serial killer with a terminal disease has to ask for the help of our favorite Dark Avenger, but as he learns more about this unique creature, he learns much more about himself.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 148,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Dexter M., Cody B.
Jumping On The Bandwagon by Worldmaker reviews
After reading dozens of these silly things, I felt the uncontrollable urge to do one myself. Yeah, I know everyone's doing them. So what... they're fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,667 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2008
Weapons Free by angelicxdiscord reviews
We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,235 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Complete
The Physicist by gertie-flirty reviews
Written for ladyhouston and the Write For Relief meme. Prompt was: "Turns out Sheldon's a Time Lord. He takes Penny along as a companion."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/31/2010
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 5,827 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Slip of Parchment by antra reviews
He still had one little slip, just one left before he was done and able to leave this place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dead Like Me - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,934 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
When a Grim Reaper Calls by cjulina reviews
Jack’s ‘The Man Who Can’t Die’ act has ticked off the Grim Reapers and it’s time for a face-to-face. A Torchwood / Dead Like Me crossover. You don’t need to be familiar with “Dead Like Me” to understand this story. Dark humor and strong language.
Crossover - Dead Like Me & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,103 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 1,350 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Just Play the Game, Just Live Your Life by Roadway reviews
If life was like a game of Tetris... oneshot
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tetris Party by drillvoice reviews
A lonely tetris block goes on a search for deeper meaning in life. This is my first fanfiction ever, so R&R please. Thanks to Apple for inspiring me. And thanks to Tetris for being such an important part of my life.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/28/2005
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 2,491 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Commune by Shinan reviews
This is the story of a game of Tetris from someone's point of view. It was made as an experiment to see if I could bring in some kind of narrative to Tetris.
Tetris - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004
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The-Boy-With-His-Father's-Looks reviews
Brutally disfigured by a curse from Draco Malfoy, Harry is taken to a doctor, well, a sort of doctor...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Most Foul reviews
Crossover. Thomas and his Friends wake up one morning to find that Something Most Foul has come to the Island of Sodor. A cry for help leads them to new discoveries that may change their lives forever.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 392,862 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 4/27/2011
