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Joined 12-16-07, id: 1446455, Profile Updated: 11-13-12
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Dresden Files, Misc. Books, Highlander, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Personal info: I'm an older reader of Harry Potter who began by reading the books aloud to my young son (who is somewhat less young now). I started with HP fanfiction the summer before the publication of Deathly Hallows, in part because I was dissatisfied with how Half Blood Prince played out and I was interested in alternatives that didn't grate so.

I appreciate hearing from readers and reply (eventually) to most signed reviews I receive. While I appreciate candor, I reserve the right to lampoon flames, particularly ones left by anonymous reviewers.

I receive a ton of help with my writing from the folks at Alpha Fight Club and the (infamous) DLP site. While I don't write much fanfiction anymore, I may come back to it if I find a story idea that I'm passionate about.

In real life, I'm a professional scientist by trade and an occasional fiction writer, having sold around twenty pieces of short fiction in a range of markets from "pay" to "pro". I also play piano (badly) and enjoy fencing and good wine.

Projects:

Misericorde and Lily, the sequel to Dagger and Rose, has been removed from the site. I seriously doubt I'll be posting the sequel. (I actually have 100k words written of the draft, but lost my gumption along the way; reader feedback, generally negative, on the first 20k words posted suggests that this lack of passion was showing in the writing.) If I opt to write any more fanfiction in the future, it'll be another story.

For those who care, this is how the sequel was envisioned (warning--spoilers for Dagger and Rose): Sirius, rescued and recruited by the Unspeakables, finds love. Ron redeems himself. Remus is captured, but escapes, learning an important secret along the way. Harry and Fleur deepen their relationship. The Rosicrucians maneuver. Tonks plays with fire, though exposes a spy in their midst. Harry goes on a quest for an artifact. Dumbledore's and Harry's relationship becomes strained when Harry learns neither he nor Dumbledore will survive the war. Narcissa usurps the Ministry, sparking civil war. Hermione takes on Umbridge in Hogwarts. Harry completes his quest, though at great personal sacrifice. Dumbledore creates a simulacrum. Harry discovers it. He and Dumbledore have a falling out, as he believes Dumbledore is cravenly seeking to avoid death. The war escalates, culminating in a final battle in the Ministry involving all of the major powers. With the artifact, Dumbledore and Chevalier sever Voldemort's connections to his horcruxes. Dumbledore perishes. The Ministry burns. Chaos. Harry is captured by Death Eaters. Fleur and Sirius rescue him. Voldemort and Harry face off. Harry wins. Fleur, deceived by illusions, strikes Harry down. Faucon, ordered to slay his aggrieved daughter, kills Chevalier instead. Harry is resurrected into the simulacrum body Dumbledore had created, a final gift from his mentor. He and Fleur are reunited.

Awards and recognition: Dagger and Rose was a featured story on the now-defunct The Reading Consortium website and forum. My story, Hallows and Pathos, won Best Overall and Best Drama in the SIYE Deathly Hallows contest. (I'm a little surprised they allowed its publication, given the strong site preference there for fluff and happy endings; such a dark, horrific, dystopic tale is a little out of place). Five of my stories (Dagger and Rose, Hallows and Pathos, The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody, Don't Disrespect the Queen, and Riding the L) have been listed in the august Library, a community with exacting, if eclectic, standards. My story, Don't Disrespect the Queen, placed a close second in the recent DLP Crossover contest behind a very good Harry Potter/Dark Tower crossover story by Voice of the Nephilim. Another of my stories, Negotiations (chapter 9 of my Adventures in Child Care collection of one-shots) also placed a close second in the DLP Politics contest behind an excellent story by Silens Cursor.

I recommend that those who enjoy my stories check out the C2 DLP 5-Starred and Featured Authors, which contains stories considered the "best of the best" by the Dark Lord Potter community as well as works by featured authors on the site; I am fortunate to have been recognized as one of these authors.

Anthology announcement: If you've enjoyed my work and you're interested in reading original fiction penned by me and several of the biggest names in the fandom (jbern, Rorschach's Blot, Joe6991, Shezza, Clell, WhyDoYouNeedToKnow, Heather Sinclair, and others), please see jbern's author page on this site for information on an anthology of contemporary and traditional fantasy that we've prepared. The collection is titled Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volume 2 - New Faces of Fantasy.

Second anthology announcement: Based on the success of HHH2, a follow-on anthology Horror, Humor, and Heroes Volume 3 - New Faces of Science Fiction is being prepared and edited by jbern and is available for purchase; I have a story Let He Who Is Without Sin... in the anthology.

Third anthology announcement: joe6991 is compiling an anthology of antihero original fiction stories penned by notable authors in the Harry Potter and Dresden Files fandoms. While the final selection is still ongoing, I've submitted a story "Mutual Assured Destruction" to the collection.

Biggest peeve with the fanfiction.net site as an author: How the uploader consistently mangles double dashes when importing from any word processor I care to use. Kids, a double dash is not a hypen. It does not serve the same role as a hyphen. In fact, it is a mortal sin to the gods of typography to connote the two. Ever. To whoever made this egregious decision: I will hunt you down and end you.

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Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 242,309 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,408 - Follows: 6,386 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 192,519 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 12,058 - Follows: 14,528 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Defiance by The BlackStaff and NightMarE reviews
Memories are tricky things. Sometimes, they cause us to lose nights of sleep. Sometimes, they bring light to darkness. Sometimes, they change the course of destiny. Set after the events of Fourth year. Follow Harry Potter as he finds his way across his strange problems, his notoriety and of course, the resurrected dark lord trying to kill him. AU.On Hiatus.[Rewritten as Monochrome]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 201,777 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,718 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,968 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7374 - Favs: 15,817 - Follows: 18,010 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,824 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 6,243 - Follows: 6,238 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,867 - Reviews: 4825 - Favs: 7,302 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Six Pomegranate Seeds by Seselt reviews
At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,656 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Marcus F. - Complete
Limpieza de Sangre by TheEndless7 reviews
Harry Potter always knew he'd have to fight in a Wizarding War, but he'd always thought it would be after school, and not after winning the Triwizard Tournament. Worse still, he never thought he'd understand both sides of the conflict. AU with a Female Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,508 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 4/4/2018 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 3,416 - Follows: 4,037 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,439 - Follows: 7,978 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 5,813 - Follows: 6,396 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 3,789 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5122 - Favs: 8,397 - Follows: 7,886 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Khaveyrim by In Defilade reviews
Spin-off AU of Per Ardua Ad Astra. Harry lost his magic and became a soldier. Ziva lost her sister and became a spy. Theirs is an unlikely bond, a friendship forged in fire, blood and loss that endures despite divergent commitments to duty, country and agency. First only friends, who became something more - something deeper, more powerful. They are, and always will be 'khaveyrim'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 88,624 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Harry P., Ziva D.]
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 225,673 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,549 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Luke S., Han S.
What You Leave Behind by Newcomb reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,429 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,881 - Follows: 3,761 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Uncle Harry by R-dude reviews
It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 612 - Published: 4/14/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G., Dudley D. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 8,828 - Follows: 10,410 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 9,598 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 5,309 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Into the Storm by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part I AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught over Bespin and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart Luke's life to create a new Sith, gradually turning him against his allies, his father and his beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke/Mara, Vader, Han/Leia, Mothma, Madine. COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,947 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 17,636 - Follows: 15,967 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Stars Above by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick is determined to cheat her fate and see justice done, but she faces a vengeful conspiracy and secrets she is not prepared for. She'll need the help of her friends, but even that may not be enough against the power of the Stars Above.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 261,980 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - OC - Complete
Logical Propositions by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
Started as a Kink Meme fill with the premise that Kirk, against all odds attended the VSA. And it became a Kirk/T'Pring story. Background S/U. Full prompt inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,615 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 1,927 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 351 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Black Company in Middle Earth by McJunker reviews
In those days, the Company was in service to the Eye of Barad-dur. . .
Crossover - Chronicle of the Black Company & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,045 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Out of the West by Larry Huss reviews
Any suffienctly advanced science would be thought of as magic"-Arthur C. Clark. "We are being present at the birth of the Superman!"-Frederick Nietzche. AU/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 212,502 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 5,094 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
At the Brink of the Dawn and the Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part III A new Empire is emerging as a new Emperor takes center-stage. His contradictions divide Rebels and Empire alike, and pitch both allies and enemies into a battle which will question every conviction, test every friendship, and challenge every loyalty. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade Han Solo/Leia Organa, Madine, OC's COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 318,968 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 7,463 - Follows: 8,496 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Catharsis by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. Harry could never have known Albus-Severus was the herald of the new dark age. He watched as his youngest child came to be known as the Dark Son. Now Harry goes back in time to save his family and his son from the dark path.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,120 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 326 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3218 - Favs: 5,817 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 11,104 - Follows: 10,258 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Alexandra Quick and the Deathly Regiment by Inverarity reviews
Alexandra Quick begins eighth grade at Charmbridge Academy angry and in denial. When guilt and obsession lead her to a fateful choice, it is not only her own life that hangs in the balance, for she will uncover the secret of the Deathly Regiment!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,133 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC - Complete
Wit of the Raven by japanese-jew reviews
Highly AU. Mr. Harry Potter is age eleven, and the possibilities for his future are endless. The magic system of Harry Potter has essentially been turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 101,733 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Harry P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,467 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,594 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Wraithspeaker by Krahae reviews
Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Harry P.
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Grimm: A Fairy's Tale by Krahae reviews
Pre-Hogwarts. The stuff of legends, myth and majesty were the realm of the Fey long before wizards named him Boy Who Lived. Maeve of the Unseelie Court has decided to take one of wizarding kind's myths, to shape as her own. Vastly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 3,083 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15014 - Favs: 23,703 - Follows: 9,661 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Potter Conspiracy by darklordmike reviews
Slightly AU, post-GOF. A Harry/Parvati epic. Civil war is coming to wizarding Britain, and Harry's role will be a complicated one. Very manipulative Dumbledore, with some revisions to early canon. Harry will have a backbone in this one. Rated M. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 187,011 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Harry P., Parvati P.
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,926 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Rustlings in the Dark by Neisseria reviews
Alternate fourth year: a forgotten foe plagues Hogwarts and Harry is left trying to solve the mystery as he is plunged into another adventure. Harry/Padma
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,549 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Harry P., Padma P.
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5516 - Favs: 6,067 - Follows: 3,256 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
In the Clockface, Weighted and Weary by nuhuh reviews
Post DH. When Dumbledore gives Harry a choice between life & death in King's Cross station, he chooses a third option. Now Harry faces stopping two wars before they even happen, because he can't accept what is in store for the world. HarryAriana.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Albus D., Harry P.
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 764 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 630 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Ruin by Master Slytherin reviews
ABANDONED. Tricked into falling through the veil, Harry finds himself in an alternate dimension where the first war continues to rage and people he thought he had lost are alive and well. You've read it all before, right? Wrong. Warning: sequels will never be written. Apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
In Shadows and Darkness by blank101 reviews
Son of Suns Trilogy Part II Abandoned by the Alliance and claimed by the Emperor, Palpatine's new Sith is coming into his own. But as Luke Skywalker's former life is forced ever further from his grasp by friends and foes alike, new agendas twist old friendships into dangerous and unaffordable liabilities. Action/Drama/Romance Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Han/Leia, Palpatine COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,633 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 374 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Respite by Omagic reviews
A Noir story of HP ass kickery cooked to perfection and served over a savory blend of snarky humor. Before sending Harry to the afterlife, Voldemort told him he'd write the book on worse things than death with him. Harry's back to write the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,557 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Salazar S.
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6349 - Favs: 17,085 - Follows: 5,968 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 8,178 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Master Slytherin reviews
COMPLETE. H/Tracey. The diary left more than battle wounds. Voldemort's ingenuity planned for more than Harry initially assumed. The time has come when he must pierce the shades of grey that colour the Wizarding World. A fast-paced, psychological thriller
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,099 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,669 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 6,074 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the War of Wills by Heather Sinclair reviews
Has Harry finally snapped? Serendipity throws Susan Bones in his path and Harry finds out what Loyalty and Working Hard mean to a determined Hufflepuff. HS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Susan B.
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 3017 - Favs: 4,215 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 5,304 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 5,879 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sistat Inter Bitu pe Marvos by Cervus reviews
Post HBP: Harry receives a last message from Dumbledore, and decides to go off alone to hone his skills in anticipation of his struggle with Voldemort. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,693 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P.
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 8,795 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Price of Knowledge by BajaB reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4743 - Favs: 9,717 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 21,060 - Follows: 7,178 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 10,174 - Follows: 4,412 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,453 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 7,676 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Human Condition by C.K. Talons reviews
He never had it easy. But now Harry Potter is faced with a new challenge an enemy he cannot see. But before Harry can consider battling his new foe, he must first control the demons within his mind. Written before publication of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 263,457 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dance of the Warrior by LordDragon73 reviews
Harry Potter understands now what he was born to be. A weapon plain and simple. After another attack and threats made, guilt wells up inside him. He turns almost exclusively to training solo. His friends try to keep close, but Harry is pushing everyone aw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 95,864 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Fade to Black reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Unfettered reviews
A small change in Stoick's reaction to his son's betrayal dooms Berk and sets his son on a path of self-discovery. Anti-hero Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 113 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid
Don't Disrespect the Queen reviews
The powers of the immortals combine in the one receiving the Prize. In the film, upon defeating the Kurgan, Connor MacLeod receives the gift of telepathy. What if he were also gifted with magic? HP/Highlander first film crossover. Not slash.
Crossover - Highlander & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Connor, Harry P., Helena R. - Complete
Yule Time reviews
Augustus Rookwood, former Unspeakable, escapes capture at the Battle of Hogwarts. He develops a new form of time travel, which falls into the wrong hands and seals the fate of trillions of souls. Then, something remarkable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Underground Man Visits the ATM Machine reviews
A fanfiction of sorts of Dostoevsky's existential novella, Notes From Underground. I'm filing it under Parody, though I suspect the humor could be missed if you haven't read the original. If you haven't, you really should-it's one of the greats .
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Riding the L reviews
A short bit of speculation on how the events at the end of Changes play out. Contains spoilers for Changes, by Jim Butcher. Buy his book and read it before you read this.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2010 - H. Dresden - Complete
Lost Soul reviews
Bad things are going down in Chicago, bad supernatural things. So what's new? A green-eyed mage from Britain arrives and hires Dresden to locate something. Once again, Dresden finds himself caught up in matters above his pay grade. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 168 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Moonless Night reviews
Bad things happen on moonless nights. Naruto embarks on a final mission, one that brings duty, betrayal, and his feelings for a pink-haired kunoichi to the fore. Naruto/Sakura. AU after timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Game Is Afoot reviews
The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W. - Complete
Scourgify: The Power He Knows Not reviews
Mentally damaged, Harry defeats the Dark Lord with the only spell in his arsenal: Scourgify. A collection of drabbles with a common theme of Voldemort kill-offs. Will be updated as inspiration hits. Many appear in Crys's "1001 Deaths of Lord Voldemort."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Detention in Defense reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 168 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dagger and Rose reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
River Run reviews
The great war ended years ago. Two old friends meet after long separation, each carrying baggage of the past. Can they set aside their differences and recover what they lost? Hannah/Lee
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Hannah A., Lee J. - Complete
India reviews
The real hero of Deathly Hallows was Hedwig; this is her story. A canon-compliant, Deathly Hallows era, spy/military/action/thriller with Hedwig as protagonist. Hedwig/Phantom .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Ministerial Kneepads reviews
Rita Skeeter, in search of a scoop on Harry's love life, sneaks into Harry's flat and finds much more than she expected. One-shot. Setting: Post-DH AU. DLP TGYH challenge response.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Rita S., Lavender B. - Complete
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