Head down. Mouth shut. Eyes closed. Only a few of the rules Richard Parker carved into Peter's mind. But none are as important as Rule #1: Don't trust anybody. Yet, things turn complicated after Germany. After Tony Stark. As Tony copes with the effects of Siberia, he'll discover that Peter Parker is a whole new headache for him to deal with, one he'll find he doesn't mind as much.

Aunt May is on a cruise, leaving the one and only Tony Stark to deal with Peter Parker for an entire month. Of course shenanigans are going to ensue. (A compilation of Iron Dad and Spider Son oneshots; see inside for more details and individual oneshot summaries.)

(Book 4 in the Paint it Black series) The Dravec are dead. The Avengers have returned. Safe, victorious, home. But after being hunted like an animal, Peter Parker struggles to slip back into normal life. His friends and team assure him he's safe, but his senses keep telling him otherwise. Blaming PTSD, Peter doesn't realize that the hunt is far from over. It's only just begun.

Peter copes with Aunt May's decision to sign over custody to Tony and leave the city.

Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, has finally joined all our favorite characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe! This story explores some of the possible interactions MCU!Spider-Man could have with the Avengers, the relationships he could form, and the many fun and entertaining situations that could result. All MCU movies & TV included.

Tony was fully aware that he had to answer for all of his actions. He just didn't realize the Universe was keeping tabs. or the one where Peter gets some much needed payback.

The trip to Washington DC was supposed to be an educational stress relief and an attempt to "connect with state officials and American history while learning about the democratic process." So how did it all end up going so terribly wrong? Or Peter tries to survive his school trip to DC turning into a nightmare. Again.

I'm on a personal vendetta against "May's abusive boyfriend" trope so I thought it would be fun to give May a really awesome, loving boyfriend who's just a little confused as to why she lets her teenage son stay out til 1 every night and sleep somewhere else every weekend. Also, he's friends with Tony Stark? Chris - May's new boyfriend - feels like he's missing something here.

With May gone, Peter is an orphan and sent to foster care. He doesn't stay long, the abuse he receives there becoming too much. Despite being homeless, he still puts on the suit, Spider-Man getting him through when Peter Parker couldn't. It's a chance encounter that brings Tony and Peter together. *Edited and revised 9/23/2018*

God, Peter just needed something interesting. Anything at all. Then he flipped the channel to a headline that read: "STARK TOWER ATTACKED" Be carful what you wish for. (Peter Parker & Tony Stark plot driven series)

A few months after the events of Spider-Man: Homecoming, Peter Parker finds a critically injured Captain America in an alley in Queens. With nowhere else to go, Peter takes the fugitive Avenger back home and helps him recover. However, he struggles to keep this secret from both Aunt May and Tony Stark. Also, Ned almost dies from a fanboy heart attack.

When Steve Rogers brings a child into the tower, Tony Stark figures he's in hell. He's never been good with children, he's never been good with facing his demons, he's never been good at ignoring his crush on Steven Grant Rogers, and young Peter Parker soon turns Tony's world upside down. And Rogers just had to have chosen the kid that was susceptible to radioactive spider bites.

and 1 time that they saved him.

…aka that time Ross took Tony's Spidy-son, and Tony was 39237234% not okay with it.

Miles let go. Peter B. Parker closed his eyes as he dropped back through the dimensional rift, heading home. It would have been nice if he'd ended up there. Instead, the veteran hero makes an unintended pit stop in another Peter's universe - one where he's an Avenger, of all things. (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse fic, takes place in the MCU post-Avengers 4)

Sequel to 'The darkest hour is just before the dawn'. Tony and Peter struggle to settle in and navigate their new roles as father and son while an unforeseen threat looms on the horizon.

New York City is bracing itself for the worst hurricane to hit in over thirty years, and the kid isn't back yet. Canon-compliant, post Avengers-4. Written for the 2019 IronDadBigBang.

Peter Parker is abducted and brutally tortured for information on the Avengers by a New York cop. He deals poorly with the psychological aftermath of the event and sets out to find his own kind of justice - but at what cost? Bridges the gap between Homecoming and Infinity War, a chronological rewrite of a previously posted story. Spoilers for Spider-Man Homecoming. Whump/angst

“Steve’s cheeks started to burn, the intrusive feeling getting a bit much...” Steve catches a glimpse of the father/son relationship between Tony and Peter. A bundle of related one-shots, lots of fluff!

(Number Three in the Paint it Black Series) When aliens invade, Earth's mightiest heroes unite again to defend mankind. But the aliens do not come to conquer, they come to take what they need...enhanced individuals. And within the Avengers, they have their pick of the best of them. Which leaves those left behind to put together a rescue unlike any other.

Tony Stark would never describe his relationship with his father as anything other than difficult. So what would possess him to agree to become the guardian of some random kid from Queens? Peter Parker lost his parents when he was barely old enough to remember them. But when tragedy strikes again during the Stark Expo, it's none other than Iron Man, his hero, who rescues him.

Christmas is only 12 days out and while Tony plans to hide from the rest of the world like he's done for decades now, his very own Spiderling won't let him. And who knows, he just might up ending enjoying the holidays after all. Written for the 12 fluffy days of Christmas challenge on tumblr.

Somebody wants revenge on Tony but, this time, they think the best way to do that is to hurt both him and Peter, keeping them close enough to feel one another's pain but too far apart to prevent it, and they're not wrong... Enjoy!

Tony invites Peter on a road trip down to DC. This goes about as well as you'd expect.

Peter leaves a special gift at Stark Manor on a snowy night in December, 1912 (Set 2 months before my fanfiction, Only for a Little While: An Irondad/Titanic AU)

When Peter saves Mr. Stark from being stabbed by Thanos, he has to deal with the consequences of facing the Mad Titan...alone. OR. Infinity War hurt me and I didn't appreciate it, so I fixed it instead of performing my adult responsibilities. It would mean the world if you read and reviewed :) T for language and canon-typical violence. Complete for now.

First Flash had punched him in the face for no reason and he got detention, then they were kidnapped from said detention. How could his day possibly get any worse?

Everyone likes to imagine Tony will be there when Peter is alone. That he'll swoop in and play dad instantly. He wasn't. Explores Peter's descent into the foster care system and Tony's path to eventually discovering where Spiderman went. A slightly longer Tony takes Peter in story.

Tony looked at him, bold and true and utterly sincere, "Kid, I'm on your side, no matter what." Like most good things, it started with an accident. Well, kinda. This is a story about how a snarky, emotionally stunted genius became more than a mentor and how a just-trying-to-figure-it-out, superkid became the son he never had. No matter how empty our hearts are, love fills the gaps.

Peter is sick, Tony brings in extra help to take care of him. If you are new to this story, you can read the first chapter on the chapter labeled as 54 as a temporary fix for an issue with the chapters.

Tony and Peter cope with the aftermath of Titan together. Or … In the wake of the snap heard round the universe, everyone notices how parental Tony acts towards Peter. He finally stops denying it. Sequel Now Posted.

It takes one night for Tony Stark to become Peter Parker's legal guardian. It takes one year for them to feel like family.

Tony recalls Peter using his first name

Back in Black from the perspective of Tony Stark. Rated T for language. Sorry it took me so long, and I hope you enjoy :) read and review please! Also definitely didn't proofread it, so feel free to yell at me for any mistakes XD

Various scenes and prompt fills based on the main theme of Tony having accidentally adopted a whole ass kid without realising, even though everyone else has.

Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)

Peter aches in the cold. Tony starts to notice.

A collection of shorter prompt fills for Whump Bingo prompts on Tumblr. AKA Semi-Retired Writer hurting Peter Parker a few hundred words at a time. (Beware: varying degrees of whump and emeto per prompt!)

5 Times Peter Stress Bakes Plus the One Time Tony Does it For Him.

Peter Parker is needed for a mission with The Guardians of the galaxy and of course Tony is coming along too. Peter is so excited to work with his heroes but when something goes wrong all he can do is feel guilty. "I should have held on but I let go and now Quill is hurt." And it's all his fault.

While investigating a tip about a drug distribution in Queens, Peter encounters one of Mr. Stark's old enemies with an unhealthy grudge against the billionaire. And when Peter becomes unable to save himself, will Mr. Stark get there in time? (Possibly) better than it sounds? Give it a try please! One-Shot. I wrote this instead of sleeping. T for language. Review please!

A kid from Queens was all it took to melt the ice around Tony Stark's frozen heart. - A series of oneshots that delve into the relationship between Tony Stark and Peter Parker as their lives begin to merge.

...and the one time he kind of did.

Peter Parker had had everything: a mother, a father, an uncle, an aunt. He'd lost them all. All he had left was Tony Stark, and all Tony Stark had left was him. And in the wake of their insurmountable losses, they go about trying to find a family within each other.

Peter's been trapped under a frozen lake for far too long. Tony's ready to punish him, until he hears his favorite kiddo struggling to breathe in the arms of Captain America upon arrival to the compound.

Peter was told to stay with the truck and protect the package but Tony was knocked down and he couldn't just stand by and watch him get killed. So, he abandoned his post. He should have done what he was told.

And The 1 Time He Refused To Falter / Mental illness does not discriminate. It doesn't give a damn if Peter Parker is Spider-Man. It takes and it takes and it takes. But there is hope. There is always hope.

INFINITY WAR SPOILERS Tony tries again. And again. He won't stop until he saves Peter.

(And The 1 Time They Saved Their Lives) Peter loves being Spider-Man. At the end of the day, he wouldn't trade it for anything. But sometimes, the world is just too loud.

The thing is, Peter has become an important part of Tony's life. It all spirals from there. Uploaded from AO3.

After Tony scolded Peter and took the suit in Homecoming, Peter becomes depressed. Sometimes things just need to come to an end, or so that's what Peter thinks of himself.

Peter didn't blow up the chemistry lab on purpose, it simply happened In which Peter has an accident during class and no one expects Tony Stark to pick him up from the principal's office. - cross-posted on AO3

Prom is hard for normal teenagers. Try adding being a superhero, a mysterious friend as a date, an over-excited aunt, and a certain billionaire/playboy/philanthropist who sticks his nose in your business. Despite it all, Peter Parker is determined to have a night to remember. Pure Fluff.

Never would Peter have expected such a normal part of his everyday life to be the thing that would completely change his life.

Tony and Peter get transported into the imaginary world Peter dreamt up as a child. To find their way home, they'll have to face some of their worst nightmares. (AKA: The Sharkboy and Lavagirl AU nobody asked for or wanted)

Peter suffers from heatstroke and has to get himself home while trying not to pass out or fall off a building. It's not a happy day for our Spider boi

Peter used to complain when the Avengers insisted that Natasha teach him her more lethal skills. After all, how could he kill someone when he couldn't even punch Natasha as part of his training? He never understood why they made him do it, until the day came when it was only the lessons she taught him that could keep him alive.

Based on the two seconds in the new Infinity war trailer where Peter is hurtling into space on the giant black alien doughnut and my (whumpy) suggestion of how he survives. Rated M for language

After a tragic accident kills Aunt May, Tony is left to take care of Peter. Or, another Tony adopts Peter story (but hopefully with an original twist)!

… and one time he really shouldn't have.

Peter got knocked down in Civil War, but when Tony went to check on the baby Avenger, he realized he was more badly hurt than first realized. There wasn't meant to be any casualties, but there always is in war.

Peter's life shatters with a phone call. The last person he expects helps him pick up the pieces.

Peter flinched as another voice met his ears in the dark. "New subject, number fourteen, randomly selected today. He's healthy, and in good condition, stats already recorded. He's ready for testing." Peter is kidnapped and given a strange virus, leaving Tony, Steve and Bruce to find a cure before time runs out.

Peter has a nasty habit of falling. And Tony, bless him, will catch him every. single. time. Until the day he can't

Written for a prompt sent to me on Tumblr: I was wondering if you could write a fic where peter gets hurt fighting the vulture on the ferry? And tony is scolding him for going after him and everything, and then peter passes out or something?

Peter should have seen the foot coming. But he'd closed his eyes to try and block out Flash's annoying smirk, so, when his foot collided with Peter's face, his head snapped back and his fingers slipped. He let go of the bars and fell. Peter doesn't think it's right to use his powers just to stop a bully, but Tony doesn't feel the same way.

Tony dragged Peter from the depths of despair after May's death. It was normal that he'd grown to care a little about the him, right? Well, okay, he freaking loved the kid. So naturally, when Richard Parker pops into Peter's life out of nowhere Tony is a little concerned. Because if Richard hurts his kid, Tony's gonna give him absolute hell.

Peter needs a lot of things. He's just a fifteen year old kid after all, living with his single aunt. Luckily his new friend is Tony Stark, and Tony Stark has a lot of resources. Plus, he might just care a bit about Peter. Maybe.

(Threeshot) Spider-Man is always there for the Avengers when they need it, but they have no idea who he is. That is, until they do. This is a story of how the Avengers learn a little bit more about the hero and newest Avenger who is Peter Parker.

Calling Peter doesn't do good things to Tony's stress levels. (I do not own Marvel.)

A tragic situation turns worse (and dangerous) when Peter bolts from under the watchful eye of the Avengers to go after his aunt's killer. One-Shot. Spidey!Whump. Tony!Protectiveness. Avengers!Family.

The gang starts feeling uneasy when a new trouble-making greaser starts hanging around Pony. When Pony goes missing, the new greaser is oddly calm about it. Is he really the greaser that he claims to be? "Damn you! What have you done to my little brother?" Darry threw him against the wall but all he did was laugh. "Odd. I always thought you were the smart one, Darrel."

AU. Ponyboy was a kid running from his problems. Can a town filled with gangs and violence be the place where he finds his answers? More importantly,can the Curtis gang become a family for this homeless boy? Dally and Johnny are alive!

A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets a lonely 28yr old trying to escape her sad reality. His life is full of harsh lessons. Hers an uphill battle, so she never complains when a beautiful boy pushes her away time and time again. EXB AH

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Darry knew that he wouldn't sleep well again until he managed to fix this. And he hoped desperately that he would be able to find a way to fix this. There just had to be a way to make this better. And he was going to find it, no matter how long it took. He was going to bring his brothers home.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Nearly two years have passed since Ponyboy's encounter with Everett. Now he and Iris are back, bringing along a whole new set of troubles, and a very specific task, to their favorite child. [Sequel to Esoterically Yours]

What if Mr. Darcy had discovered Elizabeth's opinion of him long before the proposal at Rosings? And how would an honest conversation have affected the story?

The winter of 1811 was perilously and unexpectedly cold. The roads became impassable and neighbors leaned on each other to bear the barren winter. The Winter of 1811 found Netherfield Park occupied for Christmas. Holiday fic 2012.

The three Curtis brothers have just been through a horrible tragedy: both of their parents were instantly killed in a terrible car accident. Now Darry must step up in order to keep what is left of his family together. The weight of the world is on his shoulders. But what can he do when Ponyboy starts having terrifying nightmares that he can't even remember?

Everyone has secrets. They just never knew one of their parents had something like this. Some shocking revelations threaten to unravel what's always been known as truth.

Mr. Darcy is in a chaotic emotional state just a week after his failed proposal to Elizabeth Bennet. When he takes his frustrations out on a midnight ride, he comes across an upturned carriage, only to find the one and only Elizabeth injured inside.

Five times Ponyboy was slammed into, thrown through, or pinned against a wall, and one time it was he who was slamming someone else. Oneshot. Please read and review!

Bella doesn't want her human frailty to spoil the special experience Edward has planned for her. But eventually her humanity must rear its ugly head...

Borrowing Darry's truck turned out to be a bad decision. Over the course of a night, chaos reigns and does what it does best. Cause trouble.

20 of the best days in Sodapop Curtis's life.

Set S1: Dean can't seem to get over what Sam did to him at Roosevelt, and his inability to forgive places his little brother in jeopardy. Sick Sam and Guilty Protective Caring Dean. A/N: Dedicated to Phx. You'll see why.

Dean comes to Stanford for a visit, intending to hang out with Sam for a few days while he's between hunts. He discovers Sam wasting away while on his own.

What if Mr Darcy had no opportunity to propose to Elizabeth Bennet at Rosings Park? What if he had made the worst fault and compromised her reputation instead? Would he attempt to repair such a fault or allow the Bennet family to fall into disgrace?

Shortly before the wedding, Bella and Rosalie have reached a tenuous accord. Will one careless moment change everything?

It's summer. Pony's older, Darry's tired. Pony doesn't want to listen and Darry makes a mistake. For the both of them, taking off is only the beginning.

Hey, what he didn't know couldn't hurt him. Right? Yeah, right when has that ever worked in the land of Winchester. Takes place around Phantom Traveler.

It was just a little cut. Nothing serious. Right? After a routine hunt goes wrong, Sam discovers that sometimes it's the little things in life that get you down. Hurt!Sam, Protective!Dean.

Random Weechester oneshot, Sam and Dean have a snowball fight...

Sam recovers from a head injury. Dean looks after him. Simple hurt/comfort

Ponyboy's lost so much and gained so little, but will the remnants of what's left be enough to keep him from imploding upon himself? Sometimes, help is nearer than he thinks - if he'd just know how to listen.

Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.

Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.

A hit, a run, and life almost ends for a shining star.

Ponyboy Curtis meets an acquaintance he has been trying to dodge for years.

Bella's pride has always shunned her for her parentage. The man she loved was killed for a hatred of his kind. And her sister has just been murdered. Alone and seeking revenge, Bella's sure she'll never be happy again - until she meets the Cullens.

Robert Sheldon Sr. loved his son, and wanted revenge for the life his son lost. Johnny was already dead, there was only one person left to seek revenge from. Whatever the cost, he was willing to take it.

20 reasons why Steve Randle severely dislikes -- or so he likes to think -- Ponyboy Curtis

When Ponyboy Curtis had the accident, everything fell apart. The letter simply pushes everything forward as things will never be the same again.

What if instead of stabbing that Soc, Johnny had gone for help ...

Life was turning out just fine for Ponyboy Curtis. However, the summer before college proves to be anything but calm. Story continuance.

Continuance of Changing Tides. Back from the war, Pony realizes not all things will go back to the way they were before...including himself. Now completed!

Just my take on what things might be like ten years after the setting of the book.