Howdy, SarcasticBiscuit here. If you're looking for An Artist's Account, she's still here - in a slightly more grown up form. I started writing on this website nearly seven years ago, and so a small change was in order.

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A note on my stories...

The Irregular Opposition... All her life, Rose has known she's going to play professional quidditch, and she's not afraid to step on a few toes to get there. But when a competition is announced that could launch her quidditch career for real, things are going to get dirty. Undercover scouts, blackmail, gambling and uneasy alliances. Rose isn't going to let anything stop her...Not even falling in love.

A Next Gen novel length story [Complete].

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Sun, the Moon and Stars... Here I am, sweating out my guts trying to pass my N.E.W.T.s, trying to stop Lily blowing up James every 5 minutes- oh! and I can breathe underwater. But trying to keep a secret isn't so easy when that Sirius Black is always around.

A Marauder Era novel length story [Complete].

UPDATE: turns out, since I wrote this, I have been missing Arty too much to say goodbye. Now I'm rewriting her story with extra plot bunnies and one or two new characters. If you're a fan of the original, just imagine a better spelt, better written version with an incredible plot and highly developed characters!

The Fishbowl Between the Worlds... When they said seventh year was tough, they had no idea! Trying to stop Lily from killing James and somehow pass my N.E.W.T.s is always interesting. Oh, and I can breathe underwater. But with dark forces lurking just outside the castle walls, and that pesky Sirius Black always around, keeping a secret is a lot harder than I thought...

A Marauder Era Retelling of Sun, the Moon and Stars. [In progress].

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A Drop In The Ocean... Rose Weasley (Yes! Miss Rose Weasley - Crime Writer Extraordinaire) thinks she might know everything about complicated detective novels, but real life is proving rather harder to deduce! With the arrival of two new friends, Lily's new romance, James's idiotic ideas about life and women and Scorpius's odd behaviour, the path of true love never did run smooth! Told through letters and notes.

A Next Gen novel length story. [Complete].

UPDATE: My newest project, a humourous look at what happens after our favourite characters leave Hogwarts and strive out into the real world. Rose has finally returned from her wanderings around the globe to a family, not all of whom are delighted to see her, her best friend Scorpius, who is acting peculiar, and an assortment of fascinating characters all with a story of their own. A full length story that focuses on trying to become an adult when really you're still just a kid at heart.

(Told in an assortment of letters, articles and notes.)

Though up as a Rose/Scorpius (which it undoubtedly is!) there are other ships floating around including:

- Lily Luna and Cosmo Zabini... After leaving Hogwarts, Lily opens a chocolate shop and begins a life-long love affair with the wonderful world of confectionary. Throw in lawyer-in-training Cosmo Zabini and it's not long before things are getting positively sugary!

- Albus Potter and Ally Longbottom... Having just moved in together, the couple (loving known as the Al's to their friends) are realising that perhaps adult life isn't as easy as perhaps they thought. Trying to run The Three Broomsticks, as well look after Albus's heartbroken older brother, mixed in with some other problems all their own and it's definitely going to be a bumpy ride for the couple.

Which leads us on quite nicely to...

- James Potter and Sophie Richardson and Evelyn Wood and Roland Corner...

Everyone knows that James is a prat, why else would he be having an affair with Sophie Richardson, wife of the Head of the Department of Magical Cooperation? But once Evelyn Wood and her boring boyfriend Roland enter the scene, it's clear to everyone (well to Lily at least) that they are simply meant to be. The problem? They can't stand each other.

But love and hate have a funny way of getting entwined...

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Morning After... 'You love me, you know you do.' His voice was demanding, but she's already fading away, like the strange, strange blue smoke. 'I can't.' The moment fades, colours dripping from violent to murky, like water thrown over a painted world. The drip-drip of stale beer and even staler lies. They're all so lost. Told through the eyes of Rose and Lily. Warning for mature themes.

A Next Gen Novella Length Story [Complete].

UPDATE: A much darker look at the implications of growing up, but also of developing as a person. If you're looking for something nice and light, I suggest you try some of my fluffy one-shots, but if you're intrigued check it out. (I would, however, suggest only older readers tackling this one.)

The main reason for these notes here however, is that if, in any way at all, Morning After has opened up any questions to you, or even if you simply need a stranger to listen to you completely impartially, I'm here, and always happy to listen and help in anyway I can.

I promise, I will do everything I can to help you.

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Perhaps I Should Start At The Beginning... Rose Weasley, concert pianist, member of down-and-out cult band which makes exactly no money, education dropout, seedy nightclub singer, has always done her best to forget. Her mess of a life, her unfortunate work career, and the boy that still makes her heart race. Rose has always done her best to forget, but fate has a way of taking us back to the beginning... (Mature Themes)

A Next Gen Novella Length Story [Complete].

UPDATE: Again with some more mature themes, but this was one of those rare stories that just completely wrote themselves. The characters simply marched into my head and refused to budge until I wrote down their thoughts.