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Annie's and Johannas's bridemaids dresses \o/* .·' .·' *·-.-( )-,.-*.·' .·' Fearless playlist (most of the song lyrics I quote in some chapter/ the Breathe lyric vdeo I made it :) Fav singers: TAYLOR SWIFT, ANNA GRACEMAN, Greyson Chance, Big Time Rush, Kelly Clarkson, Girls' Generation, Nickelback, Evanescence Fav books: DIVERGENT, THE HUNGER GAMES, Twilight, Evernight, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, The Mortal Instruments, Firelight, The Eternal Ones, Evermore, Matched Fav movies: THE CLIQUE, THE LITTLE PRINCESS, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, When a Strager Calls, Bring It On, Confesions of a Shopaholic Fav tv shows: Bones, Criminal Minds, Gilmore Girls, A gURLs wURLd, Law & Orderr EVU Fav animes: VAMPIRE KNIGHT, ROZEN MAIDEN, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA, Avatar: the last airbender, Nadja, Sailor Moon,Dragon Ball, Tsubasa Chronicles Reservoir, Nadja, XXXHolic Mu hobbies: READING, LISTENING MUSIC, writing stories and songs, playing Wii, playing the piano and the guitar, watching TV, internet My List: -Tobias (Four) -Jace Wayland -Peeta Mellark -Damen Auguste -Patch Cipriano -Iain Morrow -Zero Kiryu -Syaoran (CCS and TCR) -Edward Cullen If you love using exclamation marks copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!!!! :) If u think that the damn mental notes are useless copy and paste this onto your profile Things that make me cry: The end of "The Mist" movie (I know that sounds wierd cuz is a horror movie), The Little Princess, Totoro (the ending), Hachiko A dog's tale, The Hunger Games book, Catching Fire book, Mockingjay book, Taylor Swift's "Mine" music video (the part of: and I remember that fight 2:30 am...), Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" video, "Unfolding" fanfic by the amazing writer hgfan1111, Lifehouse Everything- Drama, City of Glass (when Jace dies), the video of "Thank You Mama", and thinking about lost best friends, watching "One Decision (Child Safety Film. Vehicular Heatstroke)" This tells a little about me: RICH KID GOTHIC [ ] You wear chains. [ ] You have worn black lipstick. [ ] You're going to/or have a tattoo. PUNK [ ] You dislike pink. [ ] You hate preps. GEEK EMO [x ] You have written a sad poem. GHETTO/GANGSTA [ ] You have worn converse with the tongue flipped out. HARDCORE PREP [x ] Your usual outfits consist of bright or cheery colors. Athletic I love this kinda test! And it's totally true 10 signs to show you really love someone TEN: NINE: You smile when you hear their voice EIGHT When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you. You just see him/her SIX: They’re all you think about FIVE: You realise you’re always smiling when you’re looking at them FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them THREE: While reading this there was one person on your mind this whole time TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number seven was missing ONE: You scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing to yourself Actual things on products. Omg, people. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well... a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Ten ways to annoy people:
2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting 3. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la" 4. Speak everything in a "robot" voice 5. Wear your pants backwards 6. Ask people what gender they are 7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend 8. Sing along at an opera 9. Mow your lawn with scissors 10. Honk and wave to strangers Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: IfI could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: -When she walks away from you mad, follow her Fav Quotes!!! -I'm a good girl with a lot of bad habits -I'm not short I'm funsized!!! -Good girls are made of sugar and spice, my girls are made of vodka and ice -I get knocked down but i get up again -My dearest friend: I- nspire warmth L- isten to each other O- open you heart V- alue your union E- xpress your trust Y- ield to good sense O- verlook mistake U- nderstand differences -We are born with two legs, two arms, two eyes, two hands, but only one heart. Thats because the other heart is somewhere around the world, waiting for you -If the bell doesnt dismiss me, then it doesnt tell me when to arrive - It's easier to be mad at the persons who love you cuz they will always love you no matter what - Lov is as quick as a shadow or a dream - For every man who holds true love, a million more break promise after promise - Once we, two bodies, shared a single heart. We were two birds who sang a single song. Two lovely berries on a single stem. - A real friend is a person whom u can be urself - I feel good when I trust in mayself - An arrow shot my heart, but the problem is that, that arrow is called lov - Life makes lov look hard - Life's too longs but our lov's too strong - The stakes r high, the water's rough but this lov is ours - Live your life like your 80 looking back on your teenage years F ew R elations I n E arth N ever D ie Lyrics of my favs songs A Place in this World by Taylor Swift I dont know what i want, So dont ask me, cause im still trying to figure it out. Im alone, on my own, and that's all i know. Got the radio on, my old blue jeans, Im alone, on my own, and that's all i know. Maybe im just a girl on a mission, Im alone, on my own, and that's all i know. Intuition by Selena Gomez I feel like i'm walking in the sky What a bad day Gonna follow my intuition I gotta go with what feels right What's the problem? Gonna follow my intuition All I know is that I just gotta let go But, I trust in my heart Gonna follow my intuition I'm Only Me When I'm With You by Taylor Swift (This song reminds me to my sister) Friday night beneath the stars, Just a small town boy and girl I'm only up when you're not down. When I'm with anybody else it's so hard to be myself. I can't help falling in love by A*teens wise men say only fools rush in shall i stay like a rvier flows to the sea take my hand (take my hand) wise men say only fools rush in like a river flows to the sea take my hand (take my hand) take my hand (take my hand) FRIEND VS BEST FRIEND FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIEND: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIEND: Have never seen you cry. FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number. FRIEND: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIEND: Only know a few things about you. FRIEND: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIEND: Would knock on your front door. FRIEND: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIEND: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIEND: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIEND: Would ignore this letter FRIEND: will comfort you when he rejects you BEST FRIEND: well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIEND: will be there for you when he dumps you BEST FRIEND: will call him and whisper "Seven days..." FRIEND: will help you up when you falL BEST FRIEND: will laugh because she tripped me. (yeah!!!) FRIEND: helps you find you're prince charming BEST FRIEND: kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIEND: gives you they’re umbrella in the rain BEST FRIEND: takes yours and runs away. FRIEND: helps you move BEST FRIEND. helps you move the bodies FRIEND: well bail you out of jail BEST FRIEND: is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!" FRIEND: will teach me how to drive BEST FRIEND: will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance FRIEND: will go to the concert with me BEST FRIEND: will kidnap the band with me. FRIEND: will hide me from the cops BEST FRIEND: is the reason there after me. FRIEND: will let me make a fool of myself in public BEST FRIEND: is making a fool of herself next to me. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 25 Ways to Know You're Obsessed with Divergent You're Team Four. You now knock twice, three times, then six times when you come to a closed door. All of your friends and family have been classified into factions. You want a tattoo. Mrs. Prior's death made you tear up. The words abnegation, erudite, candor, amity, and divergent are now part of your daily vocabulary. You want a nickname. "I'm not in Amity" is a valid excuse for rudeness. You've tried to list all your fears. If you don't already live in Chicago, you want to visit the Sears Tower and ride the Navy Pier Ferris wheel. You've been wondering how much you don't know about your mother. The first thing on your Christmas list was Four. You're thinking about naming your children Beatrice and Caleb. "Stiff" is your new favorite insult. You've tested how long you can go without looking in a mirror. Needles scare you. You tried to wear only gray for as long as you could. Smart people are creepy to you now. You can't wait for the movie. You're positive you should play Tris, or whatever character you resemble most. "Wow. How Erudite" is your response whenever someone states the obvious. You've spent more than a little time wondering what would happen if Tris forgave Al. Having someone tell you that you're 'striking' would be the best compliment ever! You've asked to go to a cave on vacation. As you read this list, you've been smiling and nodding. "You know you're obsessed with the Hunger Games series when.." you buy another set of books just so you can lend them out and keep your set nice :) you went out to buy the posters the second you heard about them you wikipedia katniss you become team peeta or team gale when you listen to music you imagine different scenes from the book in your head you came up with your own tune for the hanging tree and rues song you think cinna flavius and octavia are stylish when you're out in nature you start thinking about what you would do in a survival situation you are convinced everyone needs to learn how to make snares and tie knots You keep on reading the headlines about uprisings in Egypt as "Uprising in (District) Eight." When you see the word "Pita" and you automatically think of Peeta. When you see a bird you think of a Mockingjay. You’re now saying OMGale, WTFinnick, and Shut the Peeta Bread Up. You’ve actually spent time figuring out the district locations You consider doing your "What Animal Am I Like?" school project on a Mockingjay. You cast the movie for yourself and hate it when others say different. You decided to take up archery. When you get a cat, you name it Buttercup. You plead your parents to get you a goat for your birthday, You put anything HG-related in your name. You know who might be playing Katniss, Gale or Peeta in the movie. You can't pick your favorite book. You cried when Rue died. You can quote any, usually all, of the books. You tell non-readers why this should be the first book they finish in a year and a half. You look for where the names came from. You go to a book signing. You have any HG memoribilia. You can relate it to real life. You compare other books' themes/characters to it. (For a really good example, read Graceling by Kristin Cashore. You'll see the similarities. Katsa, the strong onePo, the sweet one, for one example...) You see billboards advertising 'Vote Me, District 11' and are immediately reminded of the Hunger Games. You went to see District 9 just because of the title. You always misread To Kill a Mockingbird as To Kill a Mockingjay. You cannot take the word 'finicky' seriously. When you see bread you try to categorize what District it came from. You persuaded multiple people to read the books. You actually screamed when Katniss kissed the wrong guy. You think that there is a wrong guy. You care that there's a wrong guy. You can debate who the wrong guy is. You accidentally call "Peter", "Peeta". You understand these. You made a fan version of Rue's Lullaby. You made a fan version of The Hanging Tree. You listened to a fan version of a song. You have a favorite fan version. You can draw a mockingjay. You dress up as a character for Halloween. You make your mother drive around town for 3 hours to find a play bow and arrow for said costume. You make an entire lunchtime conversation about which guy was better. When people say "Which planet is Lady Gaga from?", you say "The Capitol". You have the Hunger Games board game. You wear your hair in a braid everyday. You plan all your outfits according to Katniss' outfits in the books. You force yourself to like lamb stew because Katniss likes it. You watch all the cake decor/baker shows because that's what Peeta would watch. Whenever you hear the word "glimmer" you think THG. You realise that saying "Peter" in a British accent sounds like "Peeta". When spell check says Peeta or Katniss are not real words you add them to the dictionary. You start a THG club. You hate roses just cause Snow likes them. You flip out when you meet someone that looks like one of the characters. You get grey contacts. You hate it when people bash the books. You hate when people read the books because you are over protective because you are weird like that. You use quotes from THG as advice for other people. You have started compiling songs for the THG soundtrack. You have casted yourself in the movie. You have casted yourself as the casting director so you can get the right characters. You will bring things to chuck at the movie screen if the movie doesn't turn out right. You thing that new movie that's coming out "The Killing Games" is a cheap rip-off of THG. You think "The Girl in the Arena" is a rip-off of THG. You will pay $40 to get a VIP seat to the premiere of THG. New swear words* S Snow F Finnick H Haymitch A Abernathy C Capitol Not a day will go by without you making SOME sort of reference to the THG. You have tried making your own metal Mockingjay pin. You have actually spent hours online looking at Mockingjay pins and wishing you were 18 so you could order them. You have your own bird pins and have declared them your "Mockingjay pins" (I have 3) You want bread with a Mockingjay stamped on it. You will sometimes determine if you like a person depending on if they have read the THG series and liked it. Whenever you see the word "Uprising" or "rebellion" you think immediately of THG. You start having dreams about THG. You've bought a Hunger Games T-Shirt. Or want one very,very badly. You've talked about this book so much you've convinced some of your friends to read it. And the school librarian. Your notebooks are full of THG doodles. You know what District you're from. You can't go to sleep because you're thinking about THG. You're having a normal conversation with someone, and THG always winds up in it. You are TOTALLY OBSESSED, AND PROUD OF IT!! (totally proud) You accidentally call people Peeta, Katniss, or Gale, based on appearances You wear fingerless gloves. You pretend to yourself fingerless gloves were invented after THG. You so want to learn archery. You wish Peeta (totally true, but the bad thing is that is only one and I have to share) and Gale and Katniss and Rue and Prim and all the other characters you love were real. You actually look up the hunger games on youtube/google/wikipedia/or anything else You finish reading THG or CF in less than a week put together. You've decided not to wear make-up or anything, 'cause Katniss doesn't like it Your desktop picture on your computer is something related to THG. You counted down till Mockingjay is released, and tell everyone around you, when no one else really cares. You have read the book 5 times You have already made plans to see the movie You spend hours watching trailors and fan made casts You have memorized the whole book. You see a situation and liken it to the THG some how. You think of your worst enemy and President Snow pops into your head. You've already decided if you were in the Hunger Games, what your strategy would be. When you see a round clock you think of CF or Wiress. You're proud that you look similar to that of Katniss's discription: (brown eyes, olive skin, black/brown hair and you keep in a braid...I actually do!) You know you're obsessed with the Hunger Games when...you stay up until 3 in the morning reading each book. You want to find a guy like Gale and Peeta. You nicknamed your cat Katniss. You buy a shirt that says "Destroy the Capitol!" And you freak out on people when they say they havent read it. You scream when someone says that THG are anything like the twilight. Every time you see a goat or cat you think of Prim's goat Lady? And Buttercup You spend hours looking up pictures for a really cool picture for Facebook ro Goodreads. When you see a girl with a braid you start wandering if its Katniss (I've never done this one lol) Every time you watch Narnia and see Peter you think of Peeta holding Katniss *sigh* You bust out laughing when ever you think of Finnick in his net thingy You say to your friends do you want a sugar cube? and Do you find me...Distracting? and pose :) and when you pretend your Katniss when your outside climbing a tree. You don't think that the people adding to this list are weird... You make up alternate endings for Mockingjay. You threaten your friends until they read the books. Someone says "I want Justin Bieber to play Peeta" you think is not a bad idea (obviously if you like JB) You crumbled cinnamon and dill together to see what Peeta really smells like You drink hot cocoa and you think of katniss You write your own THG fanfiction. You make your own propos. You cried during the span of the series. You make your teachers read THG. You label your friends as characters. (See above) You wish you had a Cinna app. You dye your cat's fur to look like Buttercup's. When you want to freak someone out, you mysteriously put a white rose in their room. You run around trying to put gold eyeliner on people. You want to make cheese. You got o the store and ask if they will take a squirrel for a carton of strawberries. You have a "Team Peeta" or "Gale FTW" shirt. You make an apron that says "Peeta Bread". You are also proud that you look Katnissy too. You intentionally fail at flower-arranging, flute-playing, and cooking to be like Katniss. You eat pita bread, you feel like you're killing Peeta on the inside. You see a street named Gale Ave. You can find the city of Nogales faster than your own. When you go to the store and see an orange backpack and buy all of them and BURN THEM because they are a symbol of the Capitol's tyranny. Upon purchasing the book, you simply stared at it for a while and smiled, savoring the fact that you finally had it. You couldn't stare at it for that long, though, because you just had to read it and see if any of your many theories were right. Whenever any of your theories was proven right, you pointed at the book and shouted "I KNEW IT!" even if you were still in the bookstore. On a hike/camping trip/outdoor excursion, you find yourself thinking about what wherever you are would be like as an arena. Reality TV creeps you out. Especially survival-type stuff (MAN VS. WILD…) You've thought about learning archery, just in case. The first time you saw a poster for the movie "District 9", you ran over thinking it was going to have something to do with THG. (But nope. It's about aliens. And they're not even in Panem.) You see something mentioning "District 11" (of something completely unrelated to THG) and your first thought is "FARMING! RUE! THRESH! HUNGER GAMES!" When you want to read the books over again. You've had at least 2 dreams about HG or the characters in it (Peeta dreams ftw) Blood poisoning excites you, even though it's a deadly infection ("phwoar, mummy, look what I got! BLOOD POISONING! Just like Peeta. 3") You've considered taking archery lessons or actually HAVE, since reading the series There is no way you'd pass up the chance to eat wild rabbit You have, at least at one point, been using the terms "for Peeta's sake" and "oh my Gale" You own a T-shirt with TEAM PEETA (or Gale) written on it in fabric paint You have at least 2 HG accessories or articles of clothing or other HG materials (bracelet, T-shirt, earrings, necklace, tramp-stamp, eyebrow piercing, etc) (for girls) you admit to thinking about Peeta, Gale or Finnick shirtless or even naked (who hasn't?) Your family has commented on your newfound obsession over blond boys Bakers give you the hots (hell, yeah) Every time your family buys cheesy buns, you have the urge to cry tears of joy (or actually HAVE) You've created your own theme song comprised of mostly Peeta's name (or any other character's) If you ever get a blond boyfriend and you're genuinely afraid of calling him Peeta by accident (that was so mortifying…) Any time anyone asks you how good you are at something, you reply matter-of-factly with your training score (booya, 12) The word "rebel" has taken a special meaning to you You've often though WWKD—What Would Katniss Do? Pearly hold a much dearer place in your heart When people ask you where you live, you reply with your home district You have kept track of how many times your parents have refused to take you to the bakery because they're tired of you asking "hijacked" does not mean "steal" to you anymore You would actually really love to get lost in the woods for a week to show off your skills (pahaha good luck with that) At least once you've listed Peeta or Gale on your birthday/Christmas wish list You refer to your neighborhood as the Victor's Village You can recite pieces from the books word-to-word—even sometimes whole paragraphs You are 40-years-old and still scream Peeta's name like a little fangirl You read these lists of "You know you're obsessed with the Hunger Games series when.." If you laughed at JB's and Ozzy Osbourne commercial paste this onto your profile, and i u haven't seen it click at the link and then paste it onto your profile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS9sUm5Y0sg If u lov "Rue's Lullaby" cover paste this onto your profile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmoAuZgsnE If u lov "The Hanging Tree" cover paste this onto your profile http://www.youtube.com/user/mockingjaynet#p/search/1/l5JTTHbjyVE If u lov "Britney Spears I wanna go Hunger Games" paste this onto your profile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHfCW-O2yA If u lov "Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise" paste this onto your profile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4 If u lov "Taylor Swift on SNL sketches" paste this onto your profile: -T.R.A.A.A.P.D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4E6Df6kufQ -SNL live http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx3JqKp1kuA&feature=related -Broadway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgtL9e6GuVQ&feature=related -Firelight http:///watch/107500/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-firelight -Bunny Hips Don't Lie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQvw7JULRRU&feature=related -Monologue Song (La La La) http:///v/102500/taylor-swift-snl-monologue-song (the monologue song stars at 1:13) Five Reasons Peeta Has Our Heart 1. Peeta is suddenly sexy..and an ally. He asks Katniss, “You here to finish me off, sweetheart?” (Page 252) when she discovers him hidden by camouflage. Who knew a baker’s son could be so charming while half-dead? Hint to all the fellas out there: don’t talk to us until you’ve got a gash on a leg and a smile on your face. That’s how we’ll know you’re worth our time. 2. Whether she likes it or not, Peeta brings out Katniss’ sensitive side. “Trying to be as gentle as I can, I remove his boots, his socks, and then very slowly inch his pants off of him.” (Page 255) Go get him, gurl! Okay we kid — there’s nothing sexual about stripping the hot guy who’s in love with you to clean his wound. We’ve spent the entire book watching Katniss slaughter people with her bow; it’s nice to see her be gentle for once. 3. He has a sense of humor even while half dead. You know THE moment: When Katniss is trying to wash his wounds and he whispers in her ear and asks for a kiss. And then a little while later he does it again! That is IT for us, guys. (And then they do kiss! Even if it’s just for show, we still squeeed. We are human after all.) 4. He tries to protect Katniss even though he can’t physically fight. When he discovers Katniss is trying to sneak off to the Cornucopia to obtain medicine that would heal his leg, he vows to follow her. “I’ll drag myself…You go and I’m going too.” (Page 275) Pretty sure that’s the kinda guy Salt N’ Pepa were singing about in “Whatta Man.”New lyrics: “You so crazy…I think I want risk getting my head bashed in by Cato to get you some medicine.” 5. The Boy With the Bread wins over The Girl on Fire. “And while I was talking, the idea of actually losing Peeta hit me again and I realized how much I don’t want him to die.” (Page 297) It slowly dawns on Katniss that Peeta really has had actual feelings for her all along. (Peeta’s story about watching her sing the valley song in school? WE DIE.) So fiction has become reality — or was reality real along? The only cure to this confusion is more kissing, please! The world's most insulting joke: What is the difference between a writer and a park bench? A park bench can support a family 98% of the world's population would scream or cry if the Justin Beiber were on the Empire State Building and prepared to jump. If you are the 2% that would grab lounge chairs, popcorn, and scream, "JUMP!!! JUMP!!!" then post this on your profile. (in fact i'm with the 98%) If u r one of those people who get excited when u got mails then post this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you like making blue boxes with your mouse on your desktop, copy and paste this onto your profile. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile how you now that you are obsessed with vampire knight- 1. you stare to fall in LOVE with one of the characters (and ya'll know me, and that character would be Zero) 2. you know and sing the opening and ending songs to both Vampire Knight and Vampire Knight/Guilty 3. you start to wonder if blood tastes good 4. you read WAY too many fanfics about your favorite characters 5. you buy all the manga you can get at your local bookseller or on line 6. when you're talking to your friends you randomly start talking about the love couples of Zero and Yuuki or -if your dont roll that way- Kaname and Yuuki 7. you write a fanfic about the characters 8. your love for vampires has increased emensily 9. you follow the manga on ONE or or MANGAFOX or something like these websites 10. you start to want Shio Ramen 11. you wonder why the Cullen family hasnt hear of Blood tablets 12. you spaz out when someone says that you are like a vampire -remember Yuuki in ep. 1 when Yori-chan that to her? 13. you know all the names of the characters by heart 14. you start adding suffixes to your friends names like sama, chan, kun, sempi, san things along that line 15. you get overly offensive when people talk about Zero 16. you try to draw the characters 17. you learn words from the show and use them in public 18. you may have or wanted to crosplay a character 19. you've seen all 26 episodes 20. post this to your profile =.= 10 things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Go to the restrooms and look for an unlocked and occupied door, when you find one purposely walk in and say "Oh! Sorry!" 2. Tell cashier to call your lost friend over the speaker, when they do it, tell them your friends name is 'I'm a raper' 3. Go to customer service and put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 4. Start a pillow fight with an employee that's right next to you. 5. When a cashier asks you " How may I help you?" respond by saying "Why can't anybody just leave me alone!?" 6. Build a tent in the camping area and tell people you'll let them in if they bring pillows from the bedding area. 7. Hook a walke talke to the back of an ELMO stuffed animal and when a kid grabs it use the other walke talke and say "Elmo knows where you live!"(LOL) 8. Walk up to a pale white dude with long black hair and scream "OMFG! Micheal Jackson's alive!!" 9. Pick up a cartoon of eggs and take out 2, walk up to some random dude and tell him "These babies right here are your balls...and yes I would know that." 10. When you hear someone talking over the overcome scream insainly "No...No!! It's those voices again!!"(HEHEHE) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did List twelve characters from your fav Hunger Games in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them. 1. Katniss 2. Peeta 3. Prim 4. Haymitch 5. Madge 6. Rue 7. Cinna 8. Tresh 9. Johanna 10. Effie 11. Finnick 12. Gale 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? No, in fact i don't think that they actually meet, well maybe in heaven. 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? I guess no, cuz he's always drunk and he's old 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? I it is possible, the baby will be strong and handsome and uhg it'll be disgusting 4) Can you recall any fics about nine? No 5) Would two and six make a good couple? I think no cuz, well 4 years aren't too much difference when they're grown up, but Rue is little, i just don't know, but NO!!!!!! 6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? NO to any cuz it's like lesbian, right? but i think Madge will be better with effie 7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? Heart-attack, he will go and tell katniss that she doesn't have to bother to choose peeta or gale cuz they already made their decision, ugh! 8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic? Katniss is late for the feast at Mayor Unndersee's Effie id so frustrated that she need help to found katniss so she'll be in time, she'll need help from prim to search katniss (Hilarious) 9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? I don't think so cuz well katniss is in doubt to tresh, right? 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic? "I don't need ur gloves" (hehehe) 11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven? I don't know cuz well he's dead 12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? 2/4 "Bachelor drunks" and 2/5 "Betray with friends" 13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? Should've said no 14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: If u r used to Rue being friend of katniss don't read this 15) When was the last time you read a fic about five? Today, i'm reading one and she's not the principal character but she's really important 16)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Katniss and Cinna are in an¿ happy relationship (i always knew cinna wanted more thatn friendship, just kidding) until johanna runs off with cinna (she wanted better clothes, ah). Katniss, hearbroken, has a hot one-night stand with finnick (what sugar can do, joking) and a brief unhappy affair with gale (always knew gale wasn't for her, then follows the wise advice of madge and finds true love with prim (WHAT?) 17) What title would you give this fic? "True lov was always at ur side" Restaurant Etiquette: When shown to your table, crawl under it and complement the manager for having a sanitary eating space without gum above your head When the waiter collects the menus, keep yours as a souvenir Ask the people eating at the nearby tables to try your food so you can be sure it's not poisoned When you find out you're paying the bill, remind everyone at your table that the restaurant is known for its bread and water Play twenty questions with the waiter; he's not allowed to go until he wins Make sure to get pictures and autographs from the whole staff. They all need to feel appreciated Bring a back-up outfit with you. The person who received an expensive check had blonde hair, not black! When leaving, stuff all the mints you can into your pockets. Hey, they're free! *I may have in some the same answers as TogetherWeCanFly, is just that some answers were OMG AWESOME :D Favorite character? Peeta :) Favorite adult? Haymitch Favorite scene? MJ- "Don't let him take you away from me" "No, I don't want to..." "Stay with me" "Always" KISS Favorite couple? Peeta & Katniss Favorite tribute? Katniss TEAM Peeta What do you think? Peeta/Katniss Love. Gale/Katniss As best friends, yes. Gale/Madge Why not? Peeta/Madge Uh... haha... erm... no. Finnick/Katniss I think they're better with that whole brother/sister relationship. Finnick/Annie Yes! So lovely Peeta/Johanna I dont think so... Finnick/Johanna Meh, I like him better with Annie. Madge/Katniss As friends? Obviously :) If Katniss didn't win the Games... Well... If Rue won, then I guess that'd be okay... If Peeta died... I would hunt Suzanne Collins down and tell her to rewrite it. If Gale died... Nothing, I know it'll be PERFECT If Finnick died... He should have lived. :( If Rue lived... Aw, yay little Rue :) If Haymitch stopped drinking... It wouldnt be fun If Katniss chose Peeta... Yay! If Katniss chose Gale... Peeta could kill him, and then stay with Katniss If President Snow died... Um... I would be very happy. If Voldemort took over... When does HE enter to the Games? But, I guess everything will be fun. This or That? I think I'll go with this. 'Cause this is where it's at. Katniss or Gale? Katniss Gale or Peeta? Peeta Finnick or Peeta? Peeta 100% President Snow or Peeta? Well I guess President... NO! WHO THE HECK MADE THIS QUESTION? I go for Peeta Katniss or Madge? Katniss Madge or Thresh? Madge Rue or Clove? Rue Cato or President Snow? Cato for President!!! RANDOM TEST!!! Whats the last book you read? The Warlock by Michael Scott What's on your TV right now? Nothing, the TV's off Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My sister, Very good Where are you? My bedroom. What was the last thing you ate? Chocolate chips cookies (I made them!) What's your personality like? Funny, nice, positive, romantic, intelligent, I talk a lot, love singing, HAPPY and SMILY, What was the last thing you thought? I learn songs' lyrics easily What was the last thing you dreamed and when? Last night, what would happened if I die young (fell asleep listening "If I die young" by The Band Perri) You now have a million dollars. What do you do? I would buy a new house, save some money, and the rest spend it in BOOKS and clothes Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A doll that it's my mini-me. What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing What are you writing RIGHT NOW? What are you writing right now? Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 19 and find the second paragraph. What is it? Y cogiendo un palo próximo... "Antología de Cuento"-Horacio Quiroga (Spanish Class book, it sucks! :P) What's it like being you? I like it :D What are your thoughts on writing? I think that someday I'll finish writing a good story about 200-400 pages long and it'll be a best-seller. I try my best to write as good as I read How tall are you? Around 5'4" What book are you currently reading? The Warlock by Michael Scott Well, what do you like reading? I love reading fiction, love romance, mystery, magic... What music are you listening to? Picture to Burn by Taylor Swift What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Good Reads What was the last thing you cooked? Chocolate chips cookies, with my mom! They're delicious!!! What color are the walls of the room you are in? White *sigh, kinda boring, right? Do you know who the governor of your state is? Nope... Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup, mustard it's just GROSS How many different programs are on your computer right now? Seven What is the weather like? It's kinda cold, it's night Are you going on vacation this summer and where? Maybe I'm going to the beach What's your favorite article of clothing? Hard decision, I love combinig items, but maybe my black heeld boots, or my winter hat or my burberry scarf Who is the most special person to you? My big sister, I totally love her, she's awesome!!! What's your favorite childhood memory? Love them all, can't choose Scariest moment of your life? Don't remember many of them One word that would best describe you? Happy What is your favorite month in the summer? July What's your favorite number? 7 What does your name mean? Fair and brilliant (my dad says so...) What does your user name mean? A name from my latest obsession and I like how the " 's Heart" looks :D What is your favorite Disney movie? Love them all! Can't decide! What made you smile today? I smile always Last thing you said out loud? Don't remember (I did say that) Last rainbow you saw? I think a year ago... sad isn't it? Do you want a hair cut? No, I want it to grow till THG premier so I can braid it as Katniss' Are you musically inclined? 100%, the 99% of the day I'm singing, humming a song, thinking bout a song's lyrics, listening music, writing songs, playing the piano, playing in the Wii karaoke or Band Hero or Guitar Hero, playing the piano... And I'm always happy when I sing!!! (I'm actually lsitening a song) Have you ever been in a fight? Nope, I don't find the use of them Anything else interesting happen to you in your life? That life's always good What is your favorite outfit? My like patch-work-look-like shirt, with my light denim jeans, black heeled boots, and my cute winter hat ( I spend about 5 hrs, dancing with that boots, non-stop, but the next day I couldn't walk, my feet were killing me) Anything else interesting That I always mix words from different languages YOUR GUY SIDE: (x)You love hoodies. (x)You love jeans. (x)Dogs are better than cats. (x)It's hilarious when people get hurt. (x)You've played with/against boys on a team. ( )Shopping is torture. ( )Sad movies suck. (x)You own/ed an X-Box. ( )Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. ( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. ( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. ( )You watch sports on TV. ( ) Gory movies are cool. ( )You go to your dad for advice. ( )You own like a trillion baseball caps ( )You like going to high school football games. (x)You used to/do collect football/baseball/pokemon cards. ( )Baggy pants are cool to wear. ( )It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (x)Green, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (x)You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (x)Sports are fun. ( )Talk with food in your mouth. ( )Sleep with your socks on at night 11 out of 25! YOUR GIRL SIDE: (x)You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (x)You love to shop. ( )You wear eyeliner. (x)You wear the color pink (x)Go to your mom for advice. (x)You consider cheerleading a sport. (x)You hate wearing the color black. (x)You like hanging out at the mall. (x)You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (x)You like wearing jewelry. (x)Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (just a few ones) (x)Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. ( )You don't like the movie Star Wars. ( )You were in gymnastics/dance. ( )It takes you around/ more one hour to shower. (x)You smile a lot more than you should. (x)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (x)You care about what you look like. (x)You like wearing dresses when you can. (x)You love the movies. (x)Used to play with dolls as little kid. ( )Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. ( )Like being the star of every thing. 18 out of 23! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Alizzle 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Tiger 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Morelos 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Vásalsal 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Green Milk Shake 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lsaler 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Esther 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Flash 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Watermelon Exams 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Hook Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If a little girl ever pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When I eat cake that is sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I ’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) Just A Game 1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Viva la vida 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? All about you 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Run Daddy run 4.WHAT IS 22? Summer’s not hot 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Misery 6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Last kiss 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Love and girls 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Futatsu no kodou to akai tsumi (two heartbeats and red sins) 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Umbrella 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? So complicated 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Dear John 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Hikari no rasenritsu (Spiraling Melody Of Light) 13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Savin’ me 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Beautiful soul 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Last Christmas 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Halfway there 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? So I cry 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? L.O.V.E. 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Online 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Ghost of you 21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Everybody makes mistakes 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? XYZ 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Teenage dream 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Dark blue Tennessee 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Breathless 26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Just a game |
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