This basically describes my complete frame of mind:

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan and the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man. (Tom Lehrer--from song "Smut" off the "That Was The Year That Was" performance.)

NOTE TO AUTHORS: I have no issue with people placing my stories on other sites if you want to. All that I really ask is that you give me a heads up that you will be using it. Beyond that I could care less.

NOTE TO READERS: Many of the stories that I write and are writing fall under the slash/yaoi categories (if these terms are unknown to you, you may want to research that. I myself will provide no explaination.). If you are offended by such material, I highly suggest that you do not READ IT. If you are stupid enough to read it against warnings and then send me a FLAME (a term that once again I feel no need to explain) I can honestly say that I will be sending you back an all but friendly response. Please take this warning to heart.

I recently saw this on another author's profile and just had to copy it to mine:

97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they say Edward Cullen from Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would sit there eatting popcorn, screaming "DO A FLIP, YOU SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.