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Author has written 12 stories for Legend of Zelda, Evangelion, Ranma, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, and Familiar of Zero.

I'm thirty-six years of age, and live in Australia. I currently have two popular stories -'Ranma Beats 1/2' and 'The Construct'. The former is currently on hiatus, while the latter is still getting glacial updates.

'Ranma Beats 1/2' Is set in the Angel Beats universe with Ranma as the main character. I started writing it for fun halfway through episode eight of Angel Beats, and kept writing it when it turned popular.

While this story arc is complete, and is marked as such, it does have a sequel, the rather unimaginatively named
Ranma Beats 1/2 Volume II. Chapter updates have been painfully slow, and it's fair to say that I'm unlikely to finish it. Simply put, 'serious' is a lot more effort to write than 'fun', and the effort needed to construct each chapter has increased by a factor of about a hundred.

'The Construct' - The first fanfic I've started since finishing uni. Started out light, with fast updates. As all my longer stories tend to, it ended up getting serious, with much slower (but better) updates a result. Unlike my 'Ranma Beats' story though, I actually have hopes of finishing this one.
Set in the 'Familiar of Zero' universe, it is yet another 'what if Louise summoned something other than Sato?'

'Cruel Angel Beats' A ficlet written before Angel Beats had been finished, exploring the possible origins of Tenshi. Nice idea, but wasn't executed all that well.

'Problematic Love' Another ficlet set in the Angel Beats universe. Written before the series had concluded. I think it's well done.

'The Beginning' is high fantasy set in the LOZ: Ocarina of Time universe. One of the earlier pieces of fanfiction I wrote. I liked the earlier chapters a fair bit, and one of the latter chapters... It's got a bit more purple prose than I'd probably go for now. One of these days I might get around to re-writing the later chapters, and continuing it. Maybe.

'Your hell this is' starts as a comedy in the Ramna universe, and ends as a metaphysical discussion in the Evangelion universe. It's good in both regards, but would probably be better as two separate stories rather than the one. Its also my attempt at a self-insertion.

'The price of love' is full of WAFF, and to be frank, crap. I wrote that when I was younger, and not as good at writing.

'Jusenkyo pools' is good. A nice little ficlet about a page long. Another self-insertion, written as part of a challenge.

'Link and the water temple of doom' is OK. Not brilliant, not crap, just OK. Standard fantasy really. This is another one that wouldn't be too hard to continue, eventually. Nice, easy to write characters, light, fluffy and fun.

'The Ranmaeid' Just an idea at this stage, but I'm considering doing a story in the style of the ancient Greek and Roman epics - either a crossover with Ranma, or only using the Ranma characters and 'verse. If anyone else is interested, feel free to pinch the idea.

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Zero no Tsukaima: Saito the Onmyoji by SeerKing reviews
Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyoji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink-haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Harem, M-Rated later on. Cover Image by DARKPHANTOM13. Has TVTropes Page!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,392 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 4,084 - Follows: 4,691 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Louise, Saito, Tabitha, Siesta]
An American Geek in a Halkeginian Court by Inner Legions reviews
An American commits cultural appropriation against a hapless Japanese youth. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 604,130 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Louise, OC
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,239 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 387,519 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 6,191 - Follows: 6,180 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 294,164 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2010
Jonabee Fanfic by JonaBee reviews
Osaka: Y'know clouds? They just… float up there, but then Sakaki walked under one and it rained…. I never knew clouds could do that before…. Sakaki doesn't seem to mind, though.
Crossover - Ranma & Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,616 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Ranma, Sakaki
The WMG Files by weebee reviews
Formerly Mallet Impact. A series of small oneshots related to the most common WMGs TVTropes has to offer.
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
Enslaved by Shadenight123 reviews
Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,764 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Louise, Saito
Unforeseen Consequences by Midnakdak reviews
They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 207,756 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Louise, Kyubey
Megami no Ooi (Is in the Eye of the Beholder) by Richard Ryley reviews
In the aftermath of Xylix's "Haigeki", Ukyo returns to Nerima. What she finds will shake her faith in Ranma Saotome, and place her in the middle of a battle for Japan's most powerful resource - magical girls.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Ukyo, Konatsu] Akane
Halkegenia Online by zero0hero reviews
Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 548,335 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
NGE: A Century Apart by Archangel38 reviews
Different times make different heroes. What is the the impact of 100 years of human history? An Alternate Universe, created under the premise that the Angels attacked in 1915 instead of 2015.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 117,379 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Shinji I.
Help Wanted by JonaBee reviews
A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jadeite/Jedite, Ranma
impish grins at sunset by Gerudo Desert reviews
There was a darkness inside both of them that was irresistible. —Midna/Link
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Link, Midna - Complete
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Surrogate of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,977 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Beginnings And Endings by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
AU. After the Third Angel, Shinji Ikari finds himself living alone, when Misato is late to arrive, and Section Two takes actions into its own hands...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,761 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Shinji I.
Precedent by reathai reviews
Despite Link's snickering, Midna tossed me her amused expression. "You're Dark Link, then. We'll come up with a nickname later, since you think that's such a cumbersome mouthful. Link, meet Dark Link. We can pretend he's your evil twin." SEQUEL POSTED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 144,420 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Midna, Dark Link - Complete
Wild Times by gabriel blessing reviews
My final series from back in the 90's: One is a brash martial artist. The other is a mysterious guardian. A story of burdens and blessings
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
The Silent Night After the Party by MidnightCereal reviews
Welcome to Misato's Christmas party, the only place on Earth where people have more baggage than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve! Two or three-parter. Please, Lord, two...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2009
Lost in Translation by TigerTerror reviews
Once, all nations knew the story how how the four element spirits created the world. But time has past, and many of the nations no longer pass it on to their children - and other nations have changed it into a story that is very different... One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Dancing by gabriel blessing reviews
One of my old fics from back in the 90's. Ranma has always loved dancing. But there are some dances that are not meant to be danced, some things not meant to be known.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Plans Come Together by Ravenmad reviews
A business prospect for Nabiki leads to Ranma in a fuku. Crossover with Sailor Moon.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006
Dream of the Earthbound by Aondehafka reviews
A story about one of Mankind’s oldest dreams, and one of Shampoo’s dearest dreams, and a primary focus of Saotome Anything Goes Martial Arts. When all these elements come together, Nerima—and particularly Ranma—will never be the same again.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 373,724 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 6/21/2004
Transformation by Opia-fire reviews
Ruto would do anything to make Link love her, and deep in the caverns of the Zora lays a book that could help her. But some spells were never meant to be preformed, ones that cause damage to the world even the Goddesses cannot reverse.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,432 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Ruto, Link
When All Your Dreams Come True by Atiaran reviews
AU during the First Season. Zuko has finally captured Aang and returned to the Fire Nation. He couldn't be happier. Really, he couldn't. Warning: Very dark. Rated M for violent themes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Zuko - Complete
The Soul Of A Samurai by Miko2 reviews
Only Kuno understood the truth... only Kuno could free Akane and the PigTailed Girl from that vile sorcerer Saotome...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2005
Bladed Honor by Neverwhere Chaos Mode reviews
Happosai's challenge
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,253 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 6/2/2004
Hell Hath No Fury by Bob Lobster reviews
Ranma/Sailor Moon Crossover - Minako Aino has come face to face with her worst nightmare and his name is Ranma
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,696 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/7/2003 - Published: 10/28/2002
There Goes Another One by Miko2 reviews
The Life of a Jusenkyo Guide is not easy
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2001
Destiny's Child by Fire reviews
What if, Ranma had been born during the 1600's, and on his visit to Jusenkyo, he fell into the spring of Drowned Young Girl. Now, when he is splashed with cold water he turns into a 12 year old girl that never ages, and the only way for him to turn back is with nearly boiling water.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 229,238 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/8/2001 - Published: 5/18/2000 - [Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Ranma] Hotaru T./Sailor Saturn, Akane - Complete
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The Construct reviews
I guess I can't call it a one-shot any more. Still a crack fic though.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,190 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Louise
Ranma Beats 12 - Volume II (Side Story) reviews
As the title suggests, this is a side story to Volume II of Ranma Beats 1/2
Crossover - Ranma & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Complete
Ranma Beats 12 - Volume II reviews
The continuation of Ranma Beats 12.
Crossover - Ranma & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 5/8/2013
Ranma Beats 12 reviews
Ranma dies... then wakes up.
Crossover - Ranma & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,193 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Ranma, Angel/Kanade T. - Complete
Cruel Angel Beats reviews
This possibility occurred to me while writing the other crossover. It's alright, but could have been better. Another 1-shot.
Crossover - Evangelion & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Y. Otonashi - Complete
Problematic Love reviews
A short one-shot that explores some of the problems with love in the Angel Beats multiverse.
Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Y. Otonashi - Complete
Indigo reviews
A five page character piece on Indigo, explaining his actions in Ocarina of time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Ingo - Complete
The Beginning reviews
Started as a remake of Ocarina of time, but is now moving in a different direction Or would be if it was moving
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Link, Saria
Jusenkyo Pools reviews
A rather short parody of all the self insertions out there. Definatly not my best work, but still good enough for public display. Just.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Your hell this is reviews
A short Revenge Crossover Fic involving Shampoo. Later chapters feature the Evangelion cast. Rated PG13. By far the best written piece I've done.
Crossover - Ranma & Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Shampoo - Complete
Link and the water temple of doom reviews
A recreation of the Ocarina of Time series as a story. Starting from when link first enter's Zora's Domain.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003 - Link, Sheik
The price of Love 1 reviews
Yet another Eva angst fic. Dreadful, and a sequel from another fanfic, so the reader-appeal would be miniscule. Mostly still have it up to remind myself where I've come from.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete