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Joined 09-02-11, id: 3220830, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 15 stories for Glee, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Big Bang Theory.

Hello my fellow fanfic-ers!

Well I'm from the great USA. Lived most of life in Texas, but recently moved to California for college. I love to read and write fanfiction, and have since I was twelve...believe me I'm not twelve now ;) My favorite shows are: Glee, Bones, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hellcats, and Modern Family. But mostly, I write for Glee and/or slash.

As a rule, I try to comment on all my reviews.

If you do not recieve a comment it is because A) I am too busy to check my stories, B) you have disabled your PM abilities, C) you are an Anon reviewer, or D) I overlooked your review - meaning I thought I already commented on it. That last one rarely happens. Even if it takes a day or so, I am usually pretty diligent about comments.

I love hearing any and all feedback. Criticizm, so long as it's constructive, is healthy to keep someone balanced. So if you have a problem with my story, please tell me. If it is something I cannot change, such as: (it was a prompt, it would take the story in a direction I don't want it to go, and etc.) then I will explain why. But I consider everything I'm told with great care. The only thing I don't put up with is downright rude or mean spirited comments. I will report those, even if you do it anonymously. It is the reason I no longer post anything on AO3. Klaine shippers banned together on my Kitty!Shifter Puck story and left me a bunch of hurtful comments, just because they didn't like my portrayal of Blaine. And I for one do not want to put up with it. I realize everyone is head over heals in love with Klaine and the fact that I don't get the pairing confuses people, but these are just stories. It's no reason for your feathers to get so ruffled you leave hate messages on someone's. It's cyber bullying and just plain wrong.

But for the record, I don't hate Blaine. In fact, I like Blaine a lot. I just don't get him with Kurt or the whole Klaine pairing. They are both too flamboyant to actually work; and all my gay friends say the same thing. Not to mention, Blaine was kind of Kurt's super hero that swooped in and saved him. The relationship is doomed to fail just by that. You can't have a balance between two people, if one is always looking at the other like they are their savior. It just doesn't work out in the long run. Believe me I know, cause I've seen it unfold first hand.

I am a beta reader. If you are in need of beta-reading, please PM me.

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He Never Cries by SouthernHemmy reviews
This is a first for me! Finn and Puck. I dont know where the relationship is going yet, but I had to write it after the pics of them in NYC. The chemistry is there. So please read, review if you want. The rating will go up later. And I love Puck angst!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,518 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Puck, Finn H.
You're It by SouthernHemmy reviews
What if it was someone else Dave was interested in and Kurt was just a way of getting that someone's attention? Hmmm...Let me know what you think and it is filled with Dirty Smut! Hemmy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,813 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/17/2011 - D. Karofsky, Puck
While My Heart Gently Weeps by SouthernHemmy reviews
Kurt breaks Puck's heart. Dave is there to pick up the pieces. Give it a shot..Hemmy
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,554 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky
Scratch the Surface by LBMac reviews
"There was something off about Blaine Anderson, and Noah Puckerman was determined to figure out what it was." Puck decideds to dig into Blaine's life and uncovers more than he had planned on. Slightly AU, slightly OOC. M as of Chapter 8.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 127,687 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Blaine A., Puck
Noah Puckerman by PyretofSweden reviews
Noah Puckerman was born and Raised in Lima, Ohio. But it was in Sunnydale, California, he grew up.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Buffy S., Puck
Drunken Lust by Mynt Mint reviews
Sam finds Puck needing help. So, naturally he helps. But can he can his smouldering feelings under control? Not when Puck keeps provoking them. Sam/Puck, possibly eventual slash. Terrible at summaries, my apology.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,555 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sam E., Puck - Complete
Mama, Where's My Penis? by IceQueenRia reviews
He asked the question calmly all things considered, but when two men addressed him as 'Rachel', Noah Puckerman freaked out. As for Rachel, her distress was mostly over losing her singing voice. But where does Kurt fit in to all this? Eventual PucKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Rachel B. - Complete
Not The Same Anymore by crissingirl123 reviews
Nerd! Blaine's life was always the same until Cheerio! Puck suddenly starts talking to him and everything changes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Puck, Blaine A. - Complete
So Nothing's Left Unturned by nubianamy reviews
Dave is a lonely doctoral student who spends most of his time with his cat. Guess who shows up in his Introduction to Higher Mathematics class? Dave/Puck with Dave/Kurt angst. Warnings for low self-esteem, math geekery, D/s overtones and eventual happy endings. Cowritten with penthea8.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 130,897 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Puck, D. Karofsky - Complete
The War on a Man's Soul by aria.ajt reviews
Kurt is the oldest son of Burt and Carole Hummel, the heads of their clan, and is to be married to Blaine Anderson, the son of the heads of another clan. The only thing that can stop the union is a True Match, a sacred bond between two Gargoyles that hasn't happened in centuries. Until the day Kurt and his friends stumbled upon an unconscious rogue Gargoyle named Puck.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
I Need You To Help Me by ItsTotallyAwesome reviews
Puck has developed feelings for Kurt, and he decides that to fix his problem he'll seek help straight from the source. A short fic about coming out, accepting you feelings and Puck being adorably and uncharacteristically flustered around Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Puck, Kurt H.
For Good by JasonDragon64 reviews
Kurt was born with a special legacy from his mother's people. As he masters his gifts, he is also building his relationships with those he loves most.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,942 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
OffKilter by LibranWiccan reviews
When Mark Salling reads the script for "Props", he gets nervous. Cory Monteith walks him through it...sorta. Reviews are like crack; let me know if this is worth pursuing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Finn H., Puck
I Promise by Mischievous Gleek reviews
Sequel to 'Better Than You'. Must be read first to make sense of this story - Kurt made a promise to Puck and he intends to see it through. Follows the boys journey through love, laughter, heart-ache and tears.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,511 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Gold Mine by nubianamy reviews
Puck's trying to clean the pool, but Dave won't get out. Puck/Dave. Warnings for repeated use of the F-word, body image issues and sloppy, first time teenage angst.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,304 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - D. Karofsky, Puck - Complete
Inquiring Minds by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
The FBI wants to make sure Booth and Brennan can still work together effectively, so they send them back to Sweets. BB attend their sessions while trying to keep Sweets out of their personal relationship. Series of related one-shots. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 34,934 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Bending in the Archer's Hand by nubianamy reviews
Donutverse #7: Puck's got a secret, and Finn won't like it. Finn/Kurt/Puck, Will/OMC, Adam Lambert/Puck, Carl/Finn. Dom/sub, discipline, polyamory. Takes place during episodes 1.12 Mattress and 1.13 Sectionals.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 320,714 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H., Puck - Complete
It's A Bittersweet Life by ampersandandink reviews
It was so stupid to even think this was possible, but all the symptoms he looked up on the internet said he was , so here he sat in a restroom of a gas station two towns over waiting on a pregnancy test. Eventual Blaine/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,710 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Blaine A., Puck
Early Sunsets by aedy reviews
Puck is a slayer and Kurt it's his prey, if only he'd have listened to his instincts.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
The Thing You Least Expect by Anime Girl23 reviews
So they had sex once. Whatever. They didn't talk about it and they'd pushed it from their minds. At least, they had until Puck went into labor with a baby he hadn't even known he was pregnant with and Finn realized that he was a father now. Finn/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
The Cries They'll Never Hear by Anime Girl23 reviews
Things were never supposed to turn out like this. How could they lose her? Finn and Puck will never be the same. Finn/Puck slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Papa Bear's just a Teddy Bear by starflake12 reviews
Burt walks in on Puck and Kurt fast asleep snuggled up together. Since they are fully clothed and on top of the covers, his reaction is 'Awww' rather than homicidal rage. So of course he takes a picture and posts it on Facebook. Hilarity ensues.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Everything Feels Better When You're Around by Kaimu reviews
Noah is a broken child who carries a very dark secret...He doesn't trust anyone, not even his two best friends. When he meets Kurt, something seems to change...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
The Polyglot's Struggle by PteraWaters reviews
Puck's not stupid. He just has too many languages in his head. Fill for the glee-angst-meme. T for language and a little suggestiveness. Canon couples mentioned. Ensemble POV. Puck/Kurt ending with some fluff. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Walking The Line by Rubbertoebehe reviews
David is worried about his new and final year at McKinley High. Should he join Glee club, can he handle the bullying?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - D. Karofsky, Puck
Jealousy by Sansetto reviews
Puck catches Will dancing for Sue and gets the wrong idea. Starts during Season 1 Episode 21. I think this is my longest one;P Rated for safety
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Will S., Puck - Complete
Who Makes You Feel by JooseBoxx reviews
Unable to use his fists to get Karofsky off Kurt's case, Puck goes to other measures to keep Kurt at McKinley. Warning for semi-prostitution, light bondage. Rating for content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky - Complete
Imperfect are the Wicked and the Just by PteraWaters reviews
When Kurt is offered a reward to join the king's harem that is greater than he can pass up, he finds himself drawn into a world of sex, intrigue, and danger. Kurt/Rod R. Kurt/Puck/Blaine. Other pairings and warnings inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Sweet Boy Kisses by allyouneedis reviews
What if events in BIOTA had turned out a little differently, and Blaine wasn't the one who ended up questioning his sexuality?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete
Easy Glee by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU based off of Easy A. Puck hasn't slept with any guys or girls. But when one lie turns into a rumor and his friend Santana asks for a favor, he becomes the slut of McKinley, a red A on his chest, no one but Cheerio Kurt talking to him. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
The Prince's Slave by PteraWaters reviews
As Prince Kurt's sixteenth birthday approaches, all he really wants is a friend. He thought the answer was a slave, but got much more than he was looking for when he bought Noah Puckerman at auction. AU. Kurt/Puck. See inside for full summary/pairings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,737 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Three Generations of Alpha Males by whatever55 reviews
both max and hank have asked him if he was gay... what happens when these three alpha males are stuck in a car and a few awkward questions are asked which brings about a serious conversation... has some humor and drama
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - S. Booth, Max K. - Complete
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Chasing Cars reviews
Leonard and Sheldon were friends…with benefits. No strings or emotional complications, just how Sheldon wanted it. But for Leonard there's more beneath surface, until tragedy strikes and takes his memory away.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Already Gone reviews
Sheldon and Leonard have been together for three months and they were making plans for a nice future together. At least, that's what Leonard thought; until his entire world is turned upside down and he is forced to make a drastic change.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
A Collision of Worlds reviews
Puck had been led to believe by his mom that his dad had just left them. The truth of what happened and the consequences of him finding out are so much worse. Supernatural/Slash/Angst/Romance
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Angel, Puck
What You Least Expect reviews
Kurt adopts a cat named Puck from the Humane Society, that was about to be put down for being so troublesome. However, he didn't know exactly how "troublesome" he could be until he got him home.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
The Prices We Pay reviews
AU. Full Summary Inside. Inspired by the movie Notting Hill. Noah Puckerman is a business man's son. Kurt is a coffee bar owner. Will their love story have a happy ending when Noah's dad is hiding Noah in the closet?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kurt H., Puck
Master's Always Right reviews
Master was right. He was missing out on true love after all. Bottom!Puck Ahead
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Someone Like You reviews
"Don't forget me, I beg. 'I'll remember,' you said…Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead." Based on Adele's song, "Someone Like You"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Finn H., Puck
Principal Things reviews
AU - Noah Puckerman is a nobleman's son about to make his big debut...Kurt Hummel has been watching Noah since he was a boy, and is very determined to make him his mate before it's too late.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
No One Alone On Christmas reviews
Full Summary inside...Kurt is left over Christmas after he and his dad get into a fight. However, Christmas is the time for magic and miracles, right? Humor/Romance/Angst So sorry this is so late!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You're Still The One reviews
It's Burt and Carole's fifteenth wedding anniversary, and Puck prepared a special song to sing for the group they've gathered to celebrate. He says it's for Burt and Carole, but Kurt knows what he's really trying to say. Songfic Oneshot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Tell Me I'm The Only One reviews
AU - Noah Puckerman having had nowhere to turn in life and a very jaded view on love, found himself in the deceptively kind arms of Will Shuester, a former Broadway star. Full summary inside...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
We Are Broken reviews
It wasn't possible that one so strong could be so weak. No, Kurt refused to accept it. If Noah was broken, as he sure seemed, then it was his job to put him back together again.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Come Hell Or High Water reviews
Kurt made Puck a promise. A promise he had every intention of keeping, especially when he found out Puck was pregnant with their child. Prompt, Mpreg
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Puck: The Vampire Slayer reviews
What if the Angel/Buffy Drama never was. What if the second Hellmouth was in Lima instead of Cleveland? What if Noah Puckerman was the Slayer and he and his Glee Club friends were all that stood between the world…and total destruction? Xover with Buffy
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Puck
Sometimes Finn reviews
Sometimes "Sorry" is the hardest word. Just ask Puck and Finn, considering their entire relationship seems to be built upon, "I'm sorry." Slash, short and sweet
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Finn H., Puck - Complete