Author has written 21 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Mythology, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Well! It has certainly been awhile. I am planning on getting back into actually WRITING instead of just reading. SO! As I use this like a "status update", STAY TUNED! Hello there! If you are reading this you have miraculously stumbled upon the Second in Command for the epic sexy potato apocalypse that will be happening SSOOOOOOOONNNNN *stares at you with awkward squinty eyes*. Eh-hem. Anyways… I am in multiple fandoms. The fandoms are: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Game of Thrones, Creepy Pasta, Hunger Games, Naruto, Inuyasha, Death Note, Supernatural, Divergent, Teen Titans, Avatar the last Airbender, and more. I am very critical of what I read. I have high expectations and thus do not Favorite a story easily. I probably favorite 1 out of every 20 stories I read. SO IF YOU NEED SOME MORE READING MATERIAL, SCROLL DOWN AND YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED! I follow any story I plan to read. Those can be smelly bird turd, I don't know yet. I write multiple different kinds of stories/fanfictions. I write romance, tragedy, humor, hurt/comfort, horror, really twisted stuff, erotica, a combination of genres, etc. If you do not like something I've written, don't read it, that simple. I rate all my published work appropriately (M being mature content) and will specify the reasons for a rating in the first chapter at the top. I also give warning for certain content and scenes to come up that some may not want to read. Do not report me or complain to me on in comments that I am disgusting or didn't warn you or that I shouldn't write this or any other kind of hate. It's immature. I make sure that everyone knows the content of my stories (whether mature or not mature), therefore it is your decision to read something that is not appropriate for you and therefore your responsibility to deal with a consequence, not mine. I love writing in general and someday I hope to be a famous author. I am currently focusing my spare time on sleeping and studying. I honestly haven't worked on my stories since my first semester of college because its a HUGE adjustment! Working full time and then attending college full time for a medical degree is NO DINKLEBERRY JOKE! Despite my absence in writing, I've been reading, and now I am hoping to begin writing regularly again. I will try to make a monthly update (if not more) but feel free to send me a message and crack that whip to motivate me. I have lived in the U.S.A. all my life, so if you are here, please feel free to stalk me. If you decide to stalk me though, I will likely stalk you in return. We will end up having an awkward stalking you stalking me stalking you... stalking me... cycle… Wouldn’t that be fun? I love all kinds of music but currently my favorite bands are Linkin Park, Bebe Rexha, Bad Wolves, Papa Roach, Leave Earth, Tonight Alive, Flyleaf, Earlyrise, Skillet, Rise Against, Breaking Benjamin, Pink, Starset, Eminem, NF, 30 seconds to Mars, and Fireflight. If you have never heard of these bands, I HIGHLY suggest you get on that youtube search bar and plug in those ear-buds and listen to the songs of the gods. Prompts! I have so many ideas racing around in my head and crashing. So to keep things organized and give others ideas, I have a story of "ideas" to be writing prompts. Its organized because my OCD tendencies wont allow it to be anything else. Feel free to steal them! But I do ask you give me a shout out somewhere and also let me know. I'd like to read my ideas written by someone else! Other Places to Stalk Me~!!~ Check out my Deviantart! Message me if you have any ideas or requests!!! The Fanfictions "Living knowing your father is voldemort" and "Deidara's Puppet" will no longer be updated. I wrote those fanfictions while I was in middle school. No, i will not be revising either. Honorary Member of The Book of Log. If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile Position: Log Worshiper Possible Book of Log Positions: Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid. Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended. Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months. Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken: For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling. For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If 'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy. 'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.' 'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads. 'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.' 'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none. 'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.' Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log. The official first Log Pop and creator is the Legendary Third Fang. If you've actually read all that poop then you deserve a shout-out. Or you simply stalk to much or you found it amusing or |
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