HOLY STRAWBERRIES, BATMAN, WE'RE IN A JAM!

(lol i laughed so hard when i saw that. Did that sentence sound perverted? to me it did... i just made this akward. Dang it!)

HELLO! name: Its a secret...but you can call me Kat. dob: april 18, 1994. i write about alot of yaoi stuff.

i act like im 10. i watch kiddy shows and movies. i play video games and happen to have a wall of action figures (you judge me you die).

i like school, friends, family,london,ect. my fav food is ice cream and birthday cake!

i also write ALL kinds of stories (humor, romance, drama, hurt, comfort ect.) i dont like flames so if you comment on my stories i like positive feed back. (it hurts when you get told your story sucks!) i am going to be writing a story about something idk what yet but i think it will be funny. i am NOT crazy so dont say/think i am because of my writing! i have a tumblr youtube and twitter kit_kat2222 is my username for twitter and my tumblr is:http:/// I would be really awsome if you could follow/subscribe (just sayin)

(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

And Now Just Some Random Stuff:

I was curious and accidentaly read this !!! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you would wear a button that says "Fuck off, I'm reading Yaoi" with pride, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

I found this and decided to take it! x3

1. Whrite the name of a person of the opposite sex. John Egbert

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? Red

3. Your first initial? K

4. Your month of birth? March

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Grell Sutcliff (because our gender is awesome. that is my gender, awesome.)

7. Your favorite number? 2

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Whrite down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that I would stop being a poddy mouth and getting in trouble for it!!! XD

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy preson and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will exprience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

-TEAR WARNING IT MADE ME CRY-

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

-sorry about this one, it made me sad when I saw it so I reposted it.-

I understand why people do it. I'm not against abortion, because if you don't think you can give that child the life it deserves you deserve to make that call.

(Start of NEW questions based on Kingdom Hearts)

1. Axel

2. Demyx

3. Riku

4. Marluxia

5. Saix

6. Zexion

7. Roxas

8. Xemnas

9. Sora

10. Vexen

11. Leon/Squall

12. Cloud

1: Have you read a fiction about 8 and 3?

Yes. but Riku got raped. It was like what happened to him in the darkness and BAMB Xemnas appears. It was pretty disturbing. -enter mentally scared face-

2: Do you ship 1 with 12? (Axel/Cloud)

No. Just.. No. never in a million years. *Disgusted shutter*

3: What would be the reaction to the pairing 5 and 2?

I would be like 'HOLY CHEESE NIPS!' and be worried for Demyx cuz Saix is like all 'I will kill you if you make me mad'.

4: Would 4 be seme or uke in a pairing with 10?

Seme all the way. Vexen would be like 'OMFG WHAT R U DOING!?' and resist and Marluxia would probaly chain him up. Sadist anyone?

5: Does 11 and 6 make a good couple?

Um ive never thought about it but i think it would be weird. (for me) (zexion/Leon)

6: What is the relationship between 9 and 7? (Sora and Roxas)

Um either, in my opinion and the stories ive read, twincest lovers, regular gay lovers, brothers, twins, uncle and nefue, or friends.

(END QUESTION 1)

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!

15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

FANFICTION-UNITED NATIONS!!
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!?
We’re here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!!
If you realized this (or read and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.
SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03 (USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), himelove22 (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), nats10art (USA), DarkAkatsukiNeko (USA-AL), The Waterbender (USA), Joe333 (Serbia), Suigetsu-is-da-bomb (USA), Leogirl321 (USA), Kitsunegirl693 (USA), ButterflyBabyBlue (Ireland), BriniestPlayer3 (Singapore), Forgotten1Delta (USA), whyareyourightinfrontofme (England), Gr4Yr4iN (Australia), The World type BETA (Indonesia), Kakashi Forever (England), AkatsukiOfNight (USA), Akatsuki Stitches (USA), Madara’s lover (Canada), JJKMagic (Germany) Luckycat222 (USA)

79 percent of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teens do drugs, smoke, and have sex. Copy and paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you laughed your butt off when Vexen died, copy and paste this onto your profile.(Axel even looked cool killing him. GO AXEL!!)

If you are PROUD to be a Kingdom Hearts FANGIRL, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: 0o0-The-Melodious-Nocturne-0o0, Setosora77, ForbiddenKHfan216, KingdomHeartsRox, DomTheNobody, Rikus_Wife_XD, luckycat222

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile.

It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

.. post this onto your profile if you have ever walked into a wall while reading a book.

.. if axel is your favourite character and you didnt think he deserved to die the post this on your profile.

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Love, peace, and yaoi!

Pick the month you were born in: January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.

Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"My pleasure now watch. Good tablecloth please set thyself." From The Two Princesses Of Barrimare

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air. :o)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Naruto: Clash Of The Ninja In The Snow

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:30pm or so.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9: 41

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom watching Dance Moms.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Umm... today. To go to Big Y with my mom.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A AkuRoku fanfiction. (LEMONS!! Its raining lemons! Hallaugh! its raining lemons...)

9. What are you wearing?

A tee shirt that says moody. And my red lucky boxers.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep, I did.

11. When did you last laugh?

When i read this question for no reason.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Mirriors, candles, knick knacks, and a shelf with angle statues on it.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. The internet. -shudders-

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its pretty cool.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Hobbit!! (Ya be jealous. It was boss and Bilbo was pimp. hehe :3)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

-instantly thinks of yaoi- well... um i would buy stuff for my cosplay costumes.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I eat peanutbutter with only tablespoons. Not anyother kind.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Homophobia.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes. Can i dance? No, but i like it.

20. George Bush:

Is on the dollar... right?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Raven.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dirk. It's inspired by Homestuck yeah but I still like the name :)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes!! I would love to live in somewhere like Russia or Japan!! :3

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

I dont know. I read a story where the greek god were characters from Naruto. So if it was Naruto gods i would choose Sai, cuz hes all boss. But if it was normal gods it would have to be Hermes.

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel or Demyx.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

I dont really like any of the KH girls but if i had to chose the one i hated the least it would be, Larxene because she is a bitch, and i can deal with that.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xigbar, i just dont like him for some reason.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi because she is like a harpoon smashing my SoRiku ship.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was.

6. Least Favorite World?

Roman Coloseeum.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Gullwing it's so weak.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I like Genie because he can eithe help you or make it harder for 's like making a wish every time!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final and Wisdom, hands down.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Oh my...um i think it would be a tie between AkuRoku, Zemyx, and SoRiku because I think SoRiku is adorable and its like my canon ship for KH because its like he lost Riku and is getting him back, Roxas and Axel have a connection that is AWESOME and Zemyx is just so cute!!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoKai. I DONT FUCKING SHIP IT!!! People shove it down my throat and say that Sora loves Kairi, but i think she can go die in a ditch. Sora is with Riku in my mind.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Xemnas/Riku

Sora/Demyx

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Axel/Hayner. No.. just no.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Probably how orginization thriteen dies because I really question why they didn't attack all at once!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku and Jack Sparrow.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Yes.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He just a guy with a cool hair style and read a lot of books. And he's awesome.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He just has the guts to have pink hair and a pink sythe that shoots out rose petals so yes. But hes a Seme gay to me cuz he's got that kinda persona to be flippin SCARY AS SHIZ.

.20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

YES!! FUCKING YES!!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Neither. I would have him dump both and go to Axel for emotional support.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

With Birth By Sleep I think that IT IS FLIPPIN INSANE AND AMZING AND I LOVED IT EMENSLY. Um and the plot line was good as well, i liked Vanitas.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

NO. It was an amazing game and alothough it may have been a filler game I absolutly loved not only the characters but the plot line :)

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demyx, i would be all "Can i have your babies?! No wait Zexion already did that!"

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I like to think im most like Riku. Cuz hes boss. He got dragged into darkness, got out of darkness, helped his friends, and has Sora as a smoking hot bf.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When Demyx and Axel died i cried and screamed and my mom was like 'wtf is wrong with you?'

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Not yet,but I'm getting an orgy coat for christmas so i can cosplay as Axel!!! :o))

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora makes that stupid face to make Riku laugh, or when Sora goes to see Santa in halloween town and santa is all ' you said you dont believe in me'

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth, that or Xemnas, that or Marluxia, that or Axel.. i liked him alot so i was like ' I DONT WANT TO FIGHT YOU!'

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

new worlds, characters, and the drives.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

-bursts out crying- I apologize to my SoRiku feels in advance. AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku...though i do love a good dose of Zemyx.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SORIKU!!!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Demyx, Zexion, Roxas, Sora, Axel, Riku, Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, Marluxia, Ect. (I could go on for a while)

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy 7- OH WAIT THEY ALREADY DID THAT. :3 hehehe

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Ven looks like Roxas (dur), Axel looks like Reno, Vanitas kinda looks like Sora, and Xemnas looks like Riku who reminds me of Sephiroth.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

I CANT WAIT FOR KINGDOM HEARTS 1.5 REMIX!!! FLIPPIN NEED THAT GAME!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2. The new worlds and story plot's mystery made it addicting, plus KH2 seemed more advanced which it is because of newer gaming tech.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

It has the desiered effect on people. I liked the characters, and the story line was entertaining and i liked it alot. The worlds you vist are very accurate with details.

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Some info about me:

I found my heart after years of being a Nobody, I stalk a silver-haired General, I am a Turk, I attend Death Weapon Meister Academy, I am a Shinigami, I send Iris-messages to my friends and family, I talk to Shinigami-sama through my mirror, I am searching for the Dragon Balls again, I'm a little Mons†er, I am a Yaoi Queen, I wish to travel to Russia, Japan, Canada, Germany, Britian, and Italy, I follow my master around like a lost puppy, I stand against BL/ind, I am part of the MCRMY, I am a proud mercenary of the Wild Geese, I've been to Mordor, I graduated from Mahora Academy, I have fought the One-Winged Angel many times over, I own a Death Note, I am a Mac, I'm a shinobi of Sunagakure, I follow instructions under King Mickey, I have been taught by Yen Sid, I am DISTURBED, I have eaten the slime, I am an otaku whore, I survived Judgement Day, I've stayed the night in Rose Red, I made it through the Storm of the Century, I am apart of the Red Team, I am a cheerleader for the Deimon Devilbats, and I live my life like a Kame-hame-ha.

Pride / Humility
Greed / Liberality
Lust / Chastity
Anger / Meekness
Gluttony / Temperance
Envy / Brotherly love
Sloth / Diligence

Insult: "You're a jerk!"
Comeback: "Noun or verb?"
Insult: "Loser!"
Comeback: "Umpire!"
Insult: "You have no class!"
Comeback: "You are no teacher!"
Insult: "Get a life."
Comeback: "Get a death."
Insult: "You have no friends."
Comeback: "I have no problems."
Insult: "You smell."
Comeback: "You see."
Insult: "You're a worm."
Comeback: "You're humus."
Insult: "Drive much?"
Comeback: "Sorry, sir. The chauffeur was off today
Insult: "Screw you!"
Comeback:"Nail you!"

Hetalia Questions:

Your favorite character: Russia

Your least favorite character: France

Character you’d date: Prussia

Character you’d like to go shopping with: Poland

Character you’d like as your child: America

Character who would probably be your rival: China

Character you have most in common with: America

Character you look like the most: Greece

Character you’d bring home to your parents: England

Character you’d never bring home to your parents: France

Character you’d become best friends with: America

Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: Germany

Character you’d go camping with: Finland

Character you wouldn’t mind being roommates with: Sweden

Character you’d want to cook for you: Italy/Romano

Character you wouldn’t mind prancing naked for you: Iceland

Your OTP: Germany/Italy

Character you wouldn’t mind having as a parent: Sweden

Character you’d like to go karaoke with: America

Character you wouldn’t mind having as your butler/maid: England

Character you’d have in your party if you were in a RPG: Russia

Another OTP of yours: England/America

Your favorite character of the opposite gender of #1: Belarus

Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Iceland

Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: Austria

Character you wouldn’t mind having as your boss: Spain

Character you wouldn’t want to run into in a dark alley: France

Character you’d want personified into a dog: Canada

Character you’d want personified into a cat: Switzerland

Character you’d want to cosplay as: Russia

1. Your real name. Kat

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)

Katizzle (um ok then...)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)

Purple-bear

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:( your middle name and street you live on/orNeighborhood if it's a number)

Holly Flynt

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 Letters of your first name)

Reeka (I can dig it)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink).

Red-Shirly Temple

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your Last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden Name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first Name, and last letter of your moms first name).

Aeritcy (how the heck do you pronounce that?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names).

Anne James

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets). Black Passion- Sound like a stripper name, not a goth name.

Black-Mittens (Cuz that is so goth..)

Oh! and i took a test:

You are a Clueless Uke!

Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7; You dream about SasuNaru all the time; You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen; You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!) You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example; You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!; You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..); You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!) You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s; You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much; Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary); You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke; You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; SasuNaru is your Anti-drug; You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD; You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark; You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD); You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue); You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing; You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged); You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:; You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; You sigh as this list ends XD You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10) and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?) You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

I posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps 2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together 3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class. 4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots 5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies) 6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs. 7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween. 8. World War II starts sounding romantic. 9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. (This would probably apply if I was still in school... It makes me feel old too.) 10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. 11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. 12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. 13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. 14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway. 15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means. 16. You end every sentence with "aru". 17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some. 18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia. 19. You want Prussia back on the map. 20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. 21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic. 23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute. 24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time. 25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand. 26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (Maybe if I was Canadian.) 27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American) 28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones. 28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny. 29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem"

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so shetold them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Posting this cuz i was scared...

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime sh had a chance to.

One day,Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack andm Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them.

she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know aout Jack.

If you believe Prussia should be a country again, copy and paste this to your profile.

I have nothing else to say so bye :)

Sorry bout this.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (and yes therre is another one up there. It happened twice.))

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 3 muscles toraise you middle finger and say "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot,

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someone says West.
I promise to remember Japan
whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly colored cake.
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field.
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.
This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle.
Marukaite Chikyuu.

-Try to read the pass
age aloud without messing up.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read every third word from each line.

I would just like to say, as a final note, that it is in NO WAY ONCE OOH EVER ok to disrespect someones choice of genre. If i want to flippin write 'gay stuff' THAN I MUTHER FUCKIN WILL. If you dont like that the what are you doing looking at my GAY stories. If it says yaoi warning there is GAY CONTENT. So cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

So incase it wasnt clear: Yaoi=GAY

And also a quote I LOVE:

“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.” -Dean Koontz

And also an ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And i were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But yaoi ain't vodka

And i ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

Good talk. Luckycat222