DrewTheSeagull
 Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi! I am a big reader and sometimes write fanfics. I am a grammar Nazi, though. The majority of my time is spent reading, either my sisters stories or other authors. My sister also has a fanfic. She's an amazing author, read her stories. Her pen name is Lynn Jones. My pen name comes from the same story as hers: Everything Changed. Read it if you are a TF fan. Oh, and I am the person who wears black to school in mourning for a fictional character in a book I'm reading. And I love making Google Chrome themes!! A lot of my fanfics will be partnered with hers (if I get around to posting those stories). However, I plan to do more stuff with manga than novels (I wen through my profile recently and read this, I had to laugh because I haven't done a single thing with manga). I love the stuff. The majority of the stories I write are one-shots, though. I write a lot of the stuff for Gavin. I wrote his origin story and all that stuff, though it hasn't been posted yet. That'll be coming soon though. My favorite authors are: Cory Doctrow (Little Brother all the way!!), Brandon Mull (Fablehaven is amazing. The first manly unicorns!), Rick Riordan (Percy is kick butt), Sherrilyn Kenyon (The Ambrosius Malachai forever!), Andrew Klavan (all of his books are amazing), and then the last one I can think of right now is Takeshi Obata (killing people with a note book sounds fun!! Oh, and L is better than Light). Okay I've thought of more... Hiromu Arakawa (Ed can be very creative with how he designs his cannons), Sean Beaudoin (carrying a lighter that looks like a gun, very convincing), John Flanagan (you can't see me, I'm a Ranger), and that's it for now). Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up He then said: But you sir, And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... NERDS, WE PREFER THE TERM INTELLECTUAL BAD ASS I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile! Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. The cops never find it as funny as you do. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don't look at me in that tone! I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me? I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower? A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked. What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present. Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac? I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either. I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed. Anger is one letter short of danger. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? If pinochio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventualy happen? Here's a quote from a friend of mine who is somewhat into theater, because of his gf, that he uses on jocks- "Yeah, I'm into theatrical arts. And you call me gay. 'Cause while I'm hanging out with a bunch of girls, your changing clothes with a lot of sweaty fat guys. I'm definitely the gay one here." My favorite number of the alphabet is purple. Just watched Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. Alex Rider is a ninja!!! And Sarah Bolger (Sabina Pleasure) is _HOT_!! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile! PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Bertrand Russell 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off copy this to your profile. If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. FUN THINGS TO DO IN A ELEVATOR 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Say "Ding" on every floor. 3.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 4.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 6.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 7.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 8.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 9.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 10.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 11.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 12.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 13.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 14.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 15.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 16.Swat at flies that don't exist. 17.Tell people that you can see their aura. out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 19.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 20.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 21.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 22.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 23.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 24.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 25.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 26.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 27.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 28. Go up to them, and say in an Italian accent, "Germany, I can't tie my shoes, will you carry me??" FRIENDS:Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take it and scream at you, "RUN, BITCH, RUN!!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. FRIENDS: Will confort you when the girl rejects you. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't. God is our creator and savior, and even though sometimes I struggle with the fact, I still believe. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven. --Post this on your page if you're not embarrassed to tell others that you're a Christian. () () This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination There are 3 kinds of people: Ones who can count, and ones who can’t. We’re not retreating! We’re advancing in a different direction! TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l "You mean besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang, Maximum Ride "What happened to the shield?" - unfortunate B1 "Get back up here, Sergant!" - other unfortunate B1 "Outnumbered? Wait. one, two..." yet another unfortunate B1 Funny Quiz: Student got 0% in his exam even when he didn't get anything wrong. Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die? Ans: *In his last battle Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed? Ans: *At the bottom of the paper Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State? Ans: *liquid Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce? Ans: *Marriage Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure? Ans: *Exams Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast? Ans: *Lunch and Dinner Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple? Ans: *the other half Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become? Ans: *It will simply become wet Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping? Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand? Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It? Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART ... or just about any store... 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go So all may see my obsession because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder* I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied. ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want Mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Repost this if it touched your heart, or ignore it like this never happened and be known as a heartless jerk. In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason Copy and paste these deep, philosophical quotes... 1.) Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. 2.) Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 3.) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! 4.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder 5.) Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too 6.) Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up 7.) I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. 8.) Best friends through thick and thin! 9.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 10.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again. 11.) You wanna know why women always win 99.9 percent of fights? It's because they are mental terrorists. We are BRAIN NINJA. 12.) Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. 13.) Relax, I'm just as sane as I look, which is not very sane at all. 14.) I believe in a world where chickens can cross the road, WITHOUT having their motives questioned! FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia) Sheened (UK) Shadowed (UK) DrewTheSeagull (USA) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you know you're different, know that no one will ever understand you, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (haha!) If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Add another if you want. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Andrew Jones 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Andizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Komo (komodo dragon) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Benjamin Drew 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Jonankle 6.YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Silver Pepsi 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Nneilen 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Lynn 9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Simmon, Black Smiley, Black Honey, Black Cometee So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.(yep dont let those words get to you) If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. -Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it -You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (I did this, and sometimes uncapped it menacingly at people, but stopped when no one understood) -That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters You cried when you finished TLO You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character (cough cough PERCY JACKSON cough) You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You dream about PJO every night. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student :Yes Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. P.S. That student was EINSTEIN. Forward this to increase others knowledge … or FAITH. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO Fan, Lil Mexican, ASSASSIN OF ARTEMIS, DrewTheSeagull The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca Di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca Di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War: Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end. Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods. Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right. Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in. Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death. Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die. Bianca Di Angelo, who died to save her friends. Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake. And all the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Though, I must say, that's isn't the weirdest thing I've seen people do to a computer. I swear that kid was fondling one...) OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and or the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. | |||||||
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