Over the remaining months of their high school career, Jounouchi and Kaiba slowly learn to get along and maybe even fall in love. But first, they'll have to overcome the obstacle that is themselves and their individual baggage. [Post-canon fic; slow burn; enemies to friends to lovers]

Read short stories of the Marsh family. Everything from Stan's biggest fear to Randy being left in charge of preschool-age Shelley and baby Stan. Moments not seen in the show, when life is normal once again for everyone. Accepting ideas you may have for this.

Craig lives in a self-created bubble crafted out of irritation with most people and enough imagination to keep him busy. Then he gets a job, one thing leads to another, and well…you know what eventually happens to a bubble. SLASH CraigTweek

Cover art has been amazingly done by TheCau! 'When you had it all. When old age forces you to change. When life isn't what you'd imagined. When you aren't prepared to be so powerless, and a soldier's undetermined future remains his greatest fear.'

Previous chapters edited. Inspired by Shrek, co-written with Ranko twin. Yami was the most feared of all Duel Monsters, a Magician of Black Chaos. But when all of the other Duel Monsters in the land are banished to his home, Yami ends up going on a quest for Princess Rebecca. His job is to retrieve her future husband from a dragon guarded tower. Fun, right? Puzzle and Puppyshipping

When an argument between Joey and Kaiba goes too far, a dimensional witch decides to teach the two boys a lesson by sending them back in time to retrieve a precious treasure within the lost city of gold, stating that this treasure is the only means of returning from whence they came. Now forced into an alliance, can Joey and Kaiba resolve their differences and make it back home?

In the town of South Park, things only changed slowly, little by little. Never anything drastic. Of course when Kyle was caught off guard by a drastic change, it had to be because of Eric Cartman. Kyle/Cartman. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.

What begins as an innocent April Fools Day prank soon spirals out of control into a mischievous volley of outrageous pranks. Neither Seto nor Joey backs down, and Mokuba and Serenity are caught in the middle.

A tale of hormones, sleepless nights, and overdue debts. When 19-year-old Dipper and Mabel Pines move back into the Mystery Shack after their Grunkle retires, the return of Bill Cipher threatens to upset the peace of the town. That is, until he makes a peculiar request.

If you were to tell me this would be the day I would die I might have believed you. If you were to tell me that in order to begin again I would have to put my trust in Seto Kaiba, I would have punched you in the face.

Forensic psychologist Atem Sennen gets the opportunity of his career when he's assigned to interview mass murderer and diagnosed sociopath Yugi Motou. But not all is what it seems. - Blindshipping -

Eric Cartman has grown up his entire life without a father, and he'd like to believe that he's more comfortable that way. However, his senior year is going to change drastically when a mysterious man starts to come over more consistently to visit his mother. Jealous and angry, Cartman is going to have to need some help to over come this strange and new problem. (Kyman)

I, Jonouchi, managed to seduce the coldhearted man behind blue eyes. But what does it all matter, when you stare in the eyes of death? An accident results in Jou's memory loss, It's up to seto to return memories or rewrite history, but will Jou let him?

Marik finally hallucinates by using the Millennium Rod the wrong way. Which causes him to have a very odd dream… (Wonderland AU/YGOTAS)

Cartman, who has always been an unstable person throughout his childhood, is finally beginning to turn a new leaf with the encouragement of his recovering addict of a mother & his friends. But when someone figures out how to manipulate that dwindling instability and use it for their own gain, can Kyle Kenny and Stan help Cartman to fight back and take back control of his own mind?

What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!

Jounouchi gets a love letter, but Kaiba's not jealous. Nope, definitely not jealous. But what happens when this admirer reveals himself to be a bit...crazy?

When Kaiba shows up on Joey's doorstep desperate for help with a bullet in his back only one thing is certain: someone wants him dead. Together they escape, but while his body remains mostly unscathed, the Seto Kaiba that Joey knew has disappeared, and in his absence someone new rises. Someone that Kaiba thought he'd killed a long time ago.

A different variation of the 100 theme challenge, I will be updating twice a week. Let's stretch some writing muscles!

Bill wasn't sure how this whole human emotion thing would work out. He was an all powerful demon. But he felt less like a demon and more like the human he sometimes craved to be when he was with Dipper.

Ike ends up having to stay at Kyle and Eric's home for a while. Unfortunately, Kyle and Eric haven't told their families about their relationship yet. For Parti-Pooper!

Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.

Most people are born with a name tattooed on their inner wrist, in every written language imaginable; some people are born without. Dipper Pines is born with a small black triangle with a flesh colored dot at the center printed neatly onto his skin, standing out against its dark backdrop like an open eye. He doesn't know what to make of this. (Soulmate AU)

Unable to sleep due to 'unfortunate circumstances', Kyle finds solace in the form of Cartman - but as is inevitable with these boys it's not as simple as a mere sleepover, and Kyle gets more than he'd bargained for. This fanfic is based on the events of the incredible blog 'Ask The Main Four' on Tumblr, and is totally canonical to the universe. NSFW Kyman smut (first time).

A one shot holiday treat for all the kyman shippers 3 I hope you enjoy!

Kyle isn't too happy that Cartman's getting the attention he thinks he deserves. He's not jealous. That's impossible.

Don't take Eric Cartman's seat at lunch. Don't laugh and get chummy with his friends. Most of all, don't flirt with Kyle Broflovski.

A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.

With ex-boyfriend Eric engaged to his new lover, Kyle is depressed and distraught. It seems that there is nothing that he can do to stop the wedding...Or is there? (Slightly Angsty but Mostly Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Dedicated to shortstackedcheesecake.)

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

After being forced to watch other families spend time with their fathers on Father's Day, Eric Cartman decides to take matters into his own hands by tricking a famous celebrity into becoming his father so that he can have all the stuff that he's ever wanted. One question: Can he do it, or will Kyle somehow manage to foil his plans yet again? Read and find out... (Candy)

Words can hurt. Cold can kill. Cartman fights for his breath of fresh air. Kyman. One-shot.

"How long can you hold your breath, Kyle?" Cartman has a sinister plan involving jars upon jars of...something Kyle doesn't really want to care about.

[Part 4 of "5200 Miles to Go"] Jounouchi learns about Kaiba and jealousy— or more specifically the lack of it? -Established KaibaxJounouchi-

Joey and Kaiba share one thing: a traumatic past. They deal with their pasts very differently: Kaiba becoming cold and distant, Joey being cheerful and outgoing. Kaiba's thoughts on Joey's coping mechanism. Not slash, but I guess it can be if you really want.

Kaiba stumbles across Jounochi and his hidden talent

Change is never easy. Unfortunately, neither is staying the same. In the wake of Atem's departure Jounouchi struggles to keep his family together while Kaiba fears that his life is beginning to fall apart. Things quickly spiral out of control once their journeys intersect and both, for the first time, see things as they truly are. Post-canon, eventual SxJ with many others implied

When Joey Wheeler accepts a position of game tester at Kaiba Corp, he finds himself immersed in his own perfect world. As the lines between reality and the virtual world begin to blur, his ties to the real world and his loyalty to his friends come into question, as does his confusing relationship with Seto Kaiba, and his growing infatuation with his new boss's virtual clone.

why do these things happen to this poor puffer woman? is god real?

[Creek] pt. 1 of the Sweet Creek Series

Essentially an unexpected reunion and connection formed between Seto and Joey, set years after the series ends. Told from Seto's POV as he slowly has to come to terms with himself and the rest of his life.

After one chance Duel takes a bad turn, Kaiba finds himself becoming obsessed over the one person he'd refused to acknowledge years before. At first, Kaiba desires revenge, but the more they spend time together, the more he finds himself spiraling into something close to friendship...or maybe much more. Kaiba/Jonouchi post-canon. Co-written FINISHED

So what if Seto's a little drunk? He needs someplace to crash for the night and breaks into an apartment that once belonged to his "friend" Yami; only to find that someone else lives there now. [AU one-shot; a.k.a. the drunken B&E meet-cute]

Dipper felt the crunch of time bringing his summer to an end, but he knew someone who could help. It obviously won't turn out the way he'd expected.

msity evans is sole eetrs sisur. se gose to class an meets te lov of her lief...but se mus battl som biches for him!

Jounouchi skips math class. To be fair, it's only because he's trapped in an alternate world, where traveling knights and duel monsters are trying to kill him. (JounouchixSeto)

One day, Spongebob decides to roam the internet out of boredom, until he finds something that he shouldn't have...

In the months before the 2014 congressional elections, a new candidate announces his bid for the...presidency? The boys of South Park find themselves immersed in politics and the only thing that is certain is that everyone is taking a side. Zod for President 2014!

Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.

"Friendship is an involuntary reflex, it just happens." Joey and Kaiba find out exactly how true that statement is, no matter how much they try to fight it.

When Kyle gets boozed up at a bar by some asshole intent on taking advantage of him, the friend all would think of as the least likely to help him ends up doing just that. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and use of alcohol.)

rekested by snoey teh sane fagirl! rox n karkal get kinki...

Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)

Marik and Bakura go to Target and do the 333 ways to get kicked out. As many of us know, the story "Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways" by sailorblaze, was cancelled. I Private Messaged sailorblaze, and she gave me permission to continue this awesome story. RECENTLY CONTINUED!

rainy day is teh new gurl in souf park. al da boiz r in lov wit her...but hoe wil se choos? oc x canon

After the incident of Stan getting trapped in Facebook, Kyle is put in a similar situation. However, he finds himself stuck in Fan-Fiction. net! Kyle must complete five fanfics featuring himself to escape the clutches of this digital nightmare. Of course, the internet shall show no mercy!

It's your birthday, but nothing much has changed.

Sometimes Kaiba wishes that someone would throw him a birthday party for once.

KRABKRAB IS HIDING IN HIS TOUGH OUTER SHELL, WILL HE FIND SOMEONE HE CAN OPEN UP TO?

Not even the deep pockets and endless resources of a multimillion-dollar estate can give Seto Kaiba what he truly wants most in the world.

Hey, nice ta meet ya. I'm what you'd call a bully. I pick on people and go round the school bein' feared and feelin' pretty good about it. I've got a whole list of regular targets, but there's one I don't have that I want: Kyle Broflovski. The reason I can't have him? That would be Eric Cartman. (Subtle Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

When Kenny's abusive, alcoholic parents take things one step too far, someone is there for him.

My name's Tweek Tweak. I've lived in a mental institution since I was five. From the moment I met my doctor's son, Craig Tucker, I knew I liked him. A lot. Creek.

Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig

Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE

"Exodia is spelt with an 'E!" - "Kaiba, don'tchu try and pull that on me! It's pronounced with an 'X!"

Stan meets his soulmate, but its not a person. It's a lamp that's stuck at the Broflovski residence where its unnappreciated. When Stan steals the lamp, it leads to all sorts of drama. Stamp with one-sided Style. Rated T for violence and slight sexual themes.

Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot

Eric Cartman has done things he should apologize for... What will happen when he is forced to do so, supervised by his eternal rival? / Kyman; Stendy; Bunny; Creek

Joey is seething with rage. Is being nice and civilized really that tall an order for Kaiba! Mad as hell, he touches the old artifact Ishizu is showing him and… wham-bang Kaiba wants to HUG him! Welcome to doomsday!

Seto notices something different about Katsuya and he doesn't like it one bit! Ever so slight puppyshipping! :)

Cartman is being forced to do things for a bully. Kyle saves the day. Pre-Kyman.

Lack of understanding is widely considered one of the primary sources of dislike; people tend to lash out towards what they do not comprehend. A psychology assignment forces Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba to learn what makes the other tick, and their newfound knowledge might turn their mutual hatred on its head. Joey/Seto friendship.

Joey needs money to help his sister and after trying to get it on his own he doesn't see any other way then to beg Kaiba for a loan before he runs out of time. Will Kaiba help him or will Joey end up helping Seto instead?

There was no way in Hell Kyle was gonna suck Cartman's balls. He didn't care if the leprechaun was real, he didn't care if he'd signed a contract, he wasn't gonna do it. And he knew exactly how to get out of it.

Title says it all. Parody. Oneshot.

Diamond Tiara's had a new favorite victim these days: Dinky Hooves. But one day, after going much too far in her cruelty to Dinky, something terrible happens and Diamond Tiara begins to learn a rather painful fact - that everything we do has consequences.

Jonouchi Katsuya will always look out for his friends, no matter how weird things get. That means he will keep on fighting, whether facing maniacs with freaky powers, monsters from a childrens game, or the fact Kaiba's a girl. Wait, what? Warnings inside

It was understatement that Kyle would describe his friends' reaction as 'shocked' when Kyle mumbled under his breath, "I'm dating Cartman,"

Like it says on the can.

Yugi Mutou had no idea what the puzzle he had worked so hard to finish truly held within. But when he finally figured it out, it was the start of a rather strange friendship. A series of one-shots focusing on the friendship between Yugi and his other self.

Dora wantz to be friends with a boy. In order to do so, she must spend the night at a hanuted mansion where a lot of deaths have been reported to have happened before. Will she survive.

Noa exists as nothing more than a hologram, haunting the Kaiba Land amusement park, an unreal boy in a fantasy world. Only one person makes him feel close to human, and Noa will do anything for him - even try his best to be real.

What happens when Cartman accidentally stumbles upon the infamous red-haired, knife wielding, killer doll: Charles Lee Ray a.k.a Chucky. (mostly a remake of child's play, but in the south park universe, set in-between season 2 and 3)

Human AU Kiki never wanted to be the face of her father's video game company. She'd much rather enjoy her games in peace without the pressures of the real world. So, what happens when her perfect virtual world gets disrupted by a loud, happy go lucky hero? Used different human names. Ameripan Fem!Japan x America.

Kaiba is faced with the choice of either enlisting the help of Joey and company as he tries desperately to remember the sort of person he once was, or losing the only person he still cares about, Mokuba.

Kyle is kidnapped by kids from the future, claiming they need his help to defeat the evil ruler who has taken over the world , named Eric Cartman. Can Kyle save the future, or is everyone doomed to spent their life's ruled over by fat ass? Rated T for language. CO WRITER NEEDED!

Inspector Butters is on the case! When the sheety shrimp goes missing from City Wok, Butters agrees to help track down the thief. His investigation unveils an underground crime ring that Butters alone must stop. Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman are pissed that Craig invited Kenny to his big party, but not them.

People can change, lives can change, and relationships can change. It wasn't any different for Kaiba and Jounouchi. Drabble/oneshot. puppyshipping.

This is a short story depicting the life habits of the Mackeys. It explains their personalities, mating habits, and much more. Please read if you want to be educated on Mackeys. This is also a thorough guide on the Cartmen as well.

Fed up with constantly having to rebirth her son, Carol McCormick enlists the help of a local brujo, who tells her the only way to get rid of the curse is to pass it on to another person. Assured that it will be a completely random person—a Tibetan barley farmer, perhaps?—she agrees. But what will happen when it ends up sticking to someone a little closer to home?

Jou ponders about the taste of coffee over hot chocolate and more importantly, a certain blue eyed CEO and what kisses mean. This is a Jou/Kaiba oneshot.

Seto Kaiba will not accept anything less than perfection, so what happens when he realizes he's a little less than perfect?

Yami is throwing a party(which yugi didn't know about) and didn't invite Marik and Bakura! How will they exact their revenge? Made for a talent show skit at school. Inspired by Yugioh the abridged series and DBZ abridged! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE!

So this is just a bunch of drabbles. Mostly puppyshipping. Now with puzzleshipping and tendershipping!

What do you get when you mix an extremely effeminate Egyptian and the K-Pop band Girls' Generation together? The exact same Marik we all know and love. Only now we know where he gets his outfit choices from. Individual Marik-centric stories. Thiefshipping.

stan/kyle drabble i wrote at like 4 am, it takes place during fun with veal ;-;

RATED M FOR REALLY INTENSE LEMON. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. IT IS KYLExSTAN LEMON. AND ITS REALLY INTENSE SO BE CAREFUL. DO NOT LET CHILDREN READ THIS. IN FACT IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 I'D SUGGEST FINDING ANOTHER FIC. ITS REALLY INTENSE LEMON.

Ryo is finally able to piece his life back together now that the Millennium Items are gone. Even the dark halves have disappeared, but something keeps plaguing Ryo's mind; in his vague memories of battle city, he knows of a dark spirit who was sent to the shadows. Was he expected to remain there forever, or was there the tiniest chance that he could come back? Written w/ Jem Kallop

Jesus and Shrek do stuff in the shower.

"I told you you'd leave, everybody does." Thiefshipping, random plotless angsty-ness.

Bakura finds Marik after Battle City and he has a lot to yell at Marik about. However, due to Marik's clever manipulation, Bakura soon finds himself wrapped up in another deal with him instead. Thiefshipping oneshot.

Kaiba finds himself living with Jounouchi after a unanimous vote by his board members and Mokuba, forcing him to learn how to empathize with-or walk in the shoes of-other people and even the "lowest of duelists" for the sake of his new Dueling Academy. SetoxKatsuya.

Karen's in a crisis. Kenny is completely clueless. And that feminine hygiene aisle is intimidating.

"Even all the way in Domino, Malik still found sand in his hair. He wonders if Bakura ever finds any caught around the corners of his Ring." Closure, of sorts. Set during Season 5.

Marik and Bakura love each other, but don't admit it to themselves until it is too late. It is two poems looking into their thoughts and actions. I was sad one day and came up with these poems. I am sorry if they make you sad. Comment if you wish. Thanks. Enjoy.

Marik is moping after he left Bakura in the shadow realm after Battle City, and Ishizu has had enough of it. She casts a strange spell with some unexpectedly fluffy results. Thiefshipping oneshot.

"Look, Marik. I'm going to put this lightly by saying, I would rather dress myself up as the bloody Mega Ultra Chicken and dance around the Shadow Realm than go to this Ra-damned costume party of bollocks." Inspired by the Abridged Series. M/YB, Our favorite thieves are invited to a costume party, uh oh

Kenny is sick of the other boys teasing him about his voice. Butters tries to make him feel better, but it's not working. Fluffy Bunny one-shot!

Luca Thorn-Pirrup and his father Damien like to torment Pip sometimes. Rated K for fluffy innocence, except for the S-word at the end. Features an OC.

Sharing a mind and body with your enemy is never fun. But sharing it with Kaiba? Jounouchi's worst nightmare becomes reality. (KaibaxJounouchi)

Living thousands of years can be boring...unless you meet that one person who is brave enough, or dumb enough, to take you on and indisputably win you over. PUPPYSHIPPING Kaijou. Vampire vs. mutt.

Kyle and Cartman are finally going to make love. But there's one thing they didn't quite count on...aliens.

In a world where Cartman and Professor Chaos rule, Kyle and Stan find themselves constantly on the run with a Jewish orphan they took in. It has now been seven years since the Emperors had first taken over, and Kyle has become gravely ill.

1st person green text style Don't be fooled by it's length, it gets straight to the action. Definitely a must read for the brogres.

Joey learns a little known fact about Kaiba as Christmas is on its way. One shot of puppyshipping.

At seventeen, Stan couldn't take Kenny seriously when he said: "You and me, we're gonna make something of ourselves, but we can do it our own way. Kyle and Cartman are a different story." A lot of things happened before Stan was seventeen and their world spun when Kyle decided to punch this one kid in the face. But the story's much more complicated than that. UPDATE

All Cartman wants is lots of sex with Kyle. But his dick doesn't. Rated M for obvious reasons

Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.

"That all ya need?" Maybe it was semi-professionalism that threw Kaiba off. "For now." "Too bad," Jou said. "I was hoping to tie you up in measuring tape, but hey, we can't all get what we want." Kaiba wasn't sure what to think.

Life isn't very enjoyable when you're a cursed prince with no heart. However, every curse has its cure. Birthday fic for Lindsay. Creek.

AU. When Joey Wheeler starts off his law classes at the much esteemed Millenium University, he does not expect to be towed into a crazy, random world that is the campus. Between the oddballs he shares a dorm with, teachers acting like children, and a grumpy music professor who seems to make his heart stop, Joey's sure to have an insane amount of fun.

The Aperture scientists installed a Morality Core to try to tame GLaDOS, but we all know how that turned out. But just how did she disable the core and go on with her research?

Imagine if Marik and Bakura were in Little Red Riding Hood... Actually, NO NEED TO! Because I already have for you. This little romp has lots of bad language and guy-on-guy themes, so ye all be warned, okay? Thiefshipping.

Seto Kaiba's fall from grace is anything, if not, graceful. [slash, S/J]

MakoHaru. For the prompt: "Doctor AU. Haru is a famous olympic swimmer and Makoto is a doctor. Haru gets a lot of muscle aches from his work, so Makoto gives him a massage."

He wasn't Stan Marsh and they weren't his ragtag band of misfits; he was just Craig Tucker and they were just Those Guys. A series of events in which everyone realizes Craig's Gang is more than just a group. It's a family. Friendship fic for Team Craig.

Kissing Tweek as the means to end a scientific experiment. A potentially deadly one, apparently. Oneshot, Creek.

Jou finally gets to realize his dream, but Kaiba hasn't seen him in days now. And Jou always called him the workaholic. What a hypocrite. Puppyshipping. Rated for language.

A sudden 'BOOM' was heard above their heads, Pip visibly flinched, his already strained smile faltering. The sight made Damien's heart sink in his chest. "It's fine." It wasn't fine. DIP drabble for the 4th of July!

In one of the most elite towers in Neo Domino City, Seto Kaiba shares a meal with an old adversary. (S/J), set in 5D's timeline, rated for swearing.

Stan progressively becomes more ill as he struggles with his emotions for Gary that he doesn't know what to do with.

A misunderstood comment from Kaiba has Jou accepting the challenge to take Calculus, but the homework is more difficult than he expected. Puppyshipping. Rated for language.

Sometimes I wonder if God just hates me. I mean, making me fall in love with a blond, coffee-addicted ghost is just ridiculous. Almost laughable. And yet, it still happened to me. Creek. Some Bunny. USED TO BE CALLED 'EVERYTHING SUCKS'.

Yugi is the owner of the Millennium Puzzle, and in order to keep it out of the wrong hands, he must do anything to protect it...even if it means attending school dressed as a girl! YugixYamiYugi, JounouchixKaiba, RyouxBakura

AU. Seto Kaiba has never, and will never believe in reencarnations. Joey Wheeler, on the other hand, claims to remember everything and everyone from past lives. Maybe, just maybe, he can convince Kaiba that they have some old memories; which involves making some new ones. Puppyshipping.

Not once have you showed an ounce of sympathy until now. Rated M for mature themes, foul language and character death. Damien/Pip

Every night Kenny has a revelation.

'One of my least favorite ways to die', he thought to himself.

At a famous amusement park, Joey makes a bet that he can go on any ride and come out with a big smile on his face. He should know better though, to make a bet with Seto Kaiba. Oneshot. No pairings, but there is some Kaiba Bros fluff. Otherwise, just some good ol' Joey trolling. Please review!

Randomness is the fantasyland for abridgers everywhere; a place where jokes make no sense, references are the key to comedy, and the plot is abandoned. Enter the world of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged, a place similar to the description provided, but now everything has been flipped according to the will of one sugar-high college student. What insanity shall ensue? Find out...if you dare.

"The right time doesn't happen, you make it happen" One Shot

Yuma's body was hot. So unbelievably hot. Warm, and sweaty, and smooth. The feeling the spirit being got from this touch made his spine tingle and his mind reel. He had never felt this way before. Even still missing his memory he knew that much. But then again, he had never met anyone like Yuma before either. {SHORT One-shot. Keyshipping. Inspired by the cover image.}

So Joey is a gang thug and Seto's a spoiled rich kid who never talks in class except in a misguided attempt to make friends/ prove his superiority. Sound about right so far? Puppyshipping flipped around from Seto's POV. Might be OOC... Really, who knows Seto's thoughts. Lenght will increase w/ reviews, so R&R! SXJ First story in a long while, but I guess I'm back! Woohoo!

She wants this test subject to die, just like all the others...or does She? End of Portal 1, GLaDOS's POV.

Prussia gets a new fluffy stuffed doll in the mail...

Italy had a mission: To get Germany to hug him. But he soon learns that it's going to be tougher than he initially thought. Fluff and Germany X Italy.

He loves him but he can't tell him. Drabble: 100 words. AU-ish? One-sided puzzleshipping. -Prompt Exchange Challenge-

The pizza delivery scene to the biggest jerk in Bikini Bottom, told from Squidward's POV. I don't own SpongeBob or any of the characters, they all belong to Stephen Hillenburg.

Forced to write a private journal by his brother, Kaiba writes a surprising amount about someone he's supposed to hate—Joey Wheeler. KaibaxJoey

"Loving him was also something that I could never get enough of, even if it hurts." A cold soulroom, a reflection of Yami's thoughts. Yugi always brings enough happiness with him that makes him feel warm again. And yet, his love will remain unanswered.

"Marik, I'm busy! Can't you just google a cheat code or something?" "No, It's not a game! My hand is stuck!" Bakura sighed. What had Marik done now? One shot.

there once was a bee named barry. barry didn't kno whut 2 do with his life until no-lube indy and russia-sama walked into his life

Because there likely won't be any sort of reactive episode dealing with Kyle's healing, I kind of needed to get some closure on the entire situation, and so I wrote this fic. It was hard to write a piece that both used Cartman as a source of healing and still kept him in character. I think I've managed this in some form or another. XD

A quick puppyshipping Christmas Story. Joey normally doesn't get his hopes up for Domino High's Secret Santa exchange, since he normally doesn't receive any gifts. However, this year is proving to be different. 20 minute story, un-beta'd.

After discovering the 333 ways to get kicked out of Target, Marik drags Bakura into a crazy attempt to embarrass the Pharaoh. Abridged Personalities. LOOK AT LATEST CHAPTER FOR FATE OF THIS STORY.

Cartman wants an honest opinion, no he's seriously, an honest opinion of what his friends think of him. When Stan's attempt at tact and Kenny's sarcasm aren't good enough, Cartman leads by example listing off everything he hates about them. Of all days for Kyle to be tardy to school.

The wall-eyed mail-mare from Cloudsdale befriends Ponyville's newest resident, an eccentric clockmaker and inventor from Lonmane, and is taken by surprise when a simple friendship ultimately transforms into a not-so-simple romance. Canonical (G4): Friendship/Romance: On-going. Rated K for unadulterated cuteness.

I have a condition. Symptoms include monomania, facial fevers, and trembling. They only occur around a certain mutt. It feels like the more time I spend with him, the worse they to get - especially now that we're working together on a project. PUPPYSHIPPING. Oneshot, Kaiba's POV. Inspired by "10 Things I Hate About You."

When had their rivalry taken a wrong turn, and twisted itself into the worst kind of obsession? KaiJou, Kaiba's POV. (Slightly REWRITTEN.)

Kaiba and Joey are on a forced first date, and Joey doesn't like coffee. A quick blurb. Puppyshipping. Possible Oneshot.

Italy wants Germany to dance in the rain with him. GerIta oneshot

Rigby, feeling a bit sick, makes a jerk of himself in front of everyone, and winds up in a post-apocalyptic alternate universe where all of his friends are wastelanders. Can he get back to his reality, and by then, will he even want to? Rigby/Eileen. Indefinite Hiatus.

Kaiba suddenly called Jounouchi into his office a day before the gangs come back to Domino after the Grand Prix's contest. And then, he suggested playing a game... Take place after ep 198 anime

Stan and Randy have an extremely awkward conversation. Oneshot.

"This is how conversations with Butters usually go." Kenny's p.o.v

Are they really so different after all? ...Yes. Yes, they are. ZADF. COMPLETE.

Cartman gets hit by a bus. Kyle gets confused.

Yuugi and his friends have returned home, attempting to fall back into the routine of normalcy. Jounouchi finds himself back in his regular routine of fighting. Seto finds himself warring with emotions directed towards Jounouchi. As the leaves of autumn fall, the first step down a new road is taken. PuppyShipping, SetoJou pairing, Shonen-Ai, One-shot

One night, Eric Cartman vanishes into the woods only to be found beaten and with sudden amnesia. Is he faking it or does somebody really want him dead? Kyle helps his rival to remember, but falling for your enemy can be the most deadliest game. R&R! Finished!

The boys play courtroom. Butters is suing Kyle, and Cartman's the judge. Oneshot.

You make a new friend that's a chicken, you name him Ludwig. But then tragedy strikes.

A set of drabbles? Ficlets? about BMO. K to be safe.

It's Kyle's worst nightmare when he's made Cartman's personal slave and the two have never hated each other more; until an accident that leaves one in hospital has a deep affect on them both.

Eric Cartman has secrets. And he hates Kyle. Really. He does.

Tweek has a series of conversations with his therapist, none of which accomplish anything. Creek, crack, slash, stupidity. T for language.

Report filed by Domino High School Principal.

Kyle is the only one who understands Eric Cartman.

Kidnapped and held against her will, Kagome finds herself in the arms of one sexy scientific research project. His exotic looks and mild charm worm there way into her heart, and soon Kagome plots an escape that involves bringing her new lover with her.

Kaiba never wanted friends, just stability. Jounouchi wasn't looking for help, but a way out. Yugi was willing to do anything so he didn't have to watch someone else walk away. The last thing any of them expected was for things to turn out like this...

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Out of everyone Joey might have expected to see that afternoon at his front door, Seto was NOT one of them. What could a rich, important person like him be doing in this part of town? And what's this talk of adopting a MUTT? Puppyshipping.

"Even though I really loved you, do you know why I ended up leaving? I could take it only for so long before I was about to break. So I left before I broke, before I died." KaiJou. Ficlet. Complete.

Otogi would be the only good thing to come out of Hell's excuse for a weekday. Chaseshipping, mentioned Ardentshipping, mentioned Crushshipping.

Kaiba notices things which aren't perfect, and Kaiba notices Jounouchi. Onesided Kaiba/Jounouchi. Ficlet.

Whilst Kaiba is in the midst of testing a brand new virtual world, one of his staff decides to kidnap Jonouchi and put him in a VR pod to use him as an experiment. Will he be found in time?

Rarity finds herself in an unusual version of Ponyville after a series of events involving her new masochistic attitude. Struggling to escape she learns to cope with her past behavior. Contest entry for Ask-lil-miss-rarity.

Because it was always awkward when someone asked to sit next to you on the bus. Kanaya/Rose, humanstuck.

A Number gives Astral a solid body, which he intends to make use of. Light and somewhat experimental Keyshipping. Includes a pre-drabble called 'Television.' Read, review, and enjoy! (Complete, will not be continued)

Seto and Katsuya get into a fight with one another, but things end up more physical than either of them planned for. Puppyshipping, rated M for a reason. Seriously.

Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!

Jounouchi has always regarded himself as a simple person with simple pleasures and straightforward feelings… That is, until now. Unfortunately, he'd never think his unheeding heart would betray him. A Kaiba x Jounouchi one-shot? Two-shot? Who knows.

Noa has decided to capture one of Kaiba's closest in an attempt to overthrow Kaiba Corporation. It's up to the CEO to remedy the situation!

What would you do if someone broke into your locker, took nothing, but instead left you a note attached to a stuffed animal? What will Jou do about his problem? Yaoi, SxJ, puppyshipping.

If there's one thing that Astral has observed, it's the peculiar sleeping patterns of a certain Yuma Tsukumo. For 8 to 9 hours everyday, he lies still, a complete opposite to the loud and active boy he is while awake. Pre-Keyshipping fluff.

After two weeks of being locked in Cartman's basement, Butters didn't expect to ever see food again, until he woke up to a bag of Cheesy Poofs staring him in the face.

Puppyshipping. And lots of it. Collection of oneshots full of Seto and Joey. Rated T for sexual content and language. Rating may vary from oneshot to oneshot. BEING REVAMPED. 43- Sequel to Kodomo. Seto returns to school! And he's got some plans for Joey!

YGO:TAS fic about Mako Tsunami & the Ocean on their second honeymoon. Rated M i.e. no under 18s .

The girls can't possibly be right, right? How could the fights between Kyle and Cartman be secretly a sign of lust? Was that why they really put up with each other? There's only one way to find out...

10 years down the road. Kaiba adopted 6 years old Kisara. Jounouchi has a pair of twin sons. One fine day, they meet again... BL KaibaxJou.

He aspires after limited edition donuts. One shot. Rated K for mild swearing. The Japanese version is titled "パンダドーナツ" and also posted.

"I had no idea what you would be going through when I sent you on that mission." "Well, maybe you zhould 'ave checked to make zure my accomplizes weren't fuckeeng eediots!" Set after movie, no slash.

puppyshipping, Yami/Hikari. Katsuya has been turned into a puppy, thanks to Mokuba. Now living with the teen as a puppy he tries to get himself turned back while fighting being treated as a dog by Seto!

Marik moves into a new home, where the ghost of Bakura Touzouku haunts it. The ghost is hungry to live again, and it all comes down to the dwindling choice of which way is right. Thiefshipping.

Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.

John is a good boy. And he loves his daddy. PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly! I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but please, PLEASE, don't take this seriously.

"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.

Turned into a pleasure slave by a scorned princess, Atemu fears he will never find true love. Perhaps his new master can change his mind... YYXY yaoi Picture by ShotsofSunshine

It's Christmas in South Park, and two year old Eric Cartman wants to know where his father is.

A nerd, an alien, and a robot dog walk into a bar. ZADF

*hints of GerIta, crack, fluffiness* Britannia Angel manages to turn Italy into Chibitalia in an attempt to make him more manageable. COMPLETE

[Part 2 of "5200 Miles to Go"] Jounouchi left Domino City eleven years ago. Now he returns a celebrity and he's finally ready to face his past? Only problem is everyone from Mai to the press to the mysterious person sending death threats wants a piece of him. Sequel to Red as Fire. -KaibaxJounouchi, SxJ-

Chaos was sure that superheros weren't supposed to protect their enemies. — very subtle!mysterion/chaos, ficlet. for sami.

Cartman will never forget what happened in pre-school that made him hate Kyle so much.

Will Jou and Kaiba be able to survive the rain, cold, suspiciously named 'survival camp', activities designed to 'encourage and improve teamwork' and, above all, sharing a room with each other during a school trip to England? Puppyshipping and some others

"Oh good grief!" the boy snapped as he whirled around. "What is it?" The girl and boy stared at each other for a minute. Charlie Brown shivered. The girl blinked. "You got a Valentine." Her voice was soft.

Tweek gets hit on in a coffee shop. Craig is not happy about it. Chapter two: The Rewrite. CREEK

Joey has pulled a prank on Kaiba. At first he was okay with it but then he begins to feel guilty. When he tells his rival the truth there's an 'interesting' punishment in store for him, if you know what I mean. JxK yaoi!

Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.

When someone annoying won't leave you alone then there is one easy thing to do...

Oneshot. "Cartman locked me in his attic, could you come pick me up?" Kyman, pre-slash.

When the whole class helps Tweek search for his secret admirer

Damien almost wished God could smite him down, just to get away from this idiot. Almost.

COMPLETED! Seto hates Valentines Day. However, when he is forced to live the day over and over again, will he be able to escape the hellish loop, or end up finding so much more? SetoxJou

After Domino High's newspaper club starts spreading lies about his *nonexistent* relationship with Seto Kaiba, Katsuya simply has to do something about it. SJ. Puppyshipping.

Joey's father watches his children play in the sand in the waning days of his marriage.

Tweek spends the night at Craig's house. Ordered to sleep on the floor, Tweek hears things running around the room. He completely spazzes out. One-shot. LOTS OF CURSING. Creek.

Mokuba introduces Seto to the greatest Massive Multiplayer Online game: Ever World of Monster Quest. Little does the CEO know that the person he meets online is actually the person he's madly in love with. S/J YAOI: DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!

Seto's in a dress, Jounouchi can't act, Mokuba's hyper and Pegasus is having a heart attack backstage. It must be panto season! puppyshipping christmas oneshot.

God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.

I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.

Red rocketing Pavlov's dog. : D Creek, short and silly and pointless.

Short fic in which Bakura and the Pharaoh face off for the last time after Yugi has been lost to the Shadow Realm

Craig tries to kill the class hamster and Tweek watches. Craig then decides to aim his spitballs at someone else, instead. CREEK, ONE-SHOT

It seems like everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. One after another. It's not hopeless, though, and his dreams are filled with spectacular visions- visions of angels on the moon. Do soldiers ever come home? ZADR, ZADF

Kyle wonders how Craig can put up with Tweek. Experimented with second person POV. CrEek friendship. Warnings: Very short and a brilliant failure. Rated Kplus.

A little angsty Cartman for everyone.

Once in a while, Feliciano’s ideas weren’t so terrible. Germany/Italy fluff. Oneshot.

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

The wash of rain skirted along the leaves high up in the park before coming to rest around the slight, irritated haven afforded by Dib’s umbrella. Rainy walks to skool with Zim were always like this. ZADR.

ZADR. "Are they just rerunning the same episode over and over?" Dib asked himself as he chewed on his cheese puffs and waited for Zim to come up from the lab-- A moment in the lives of an alien, a social outcast, and a robot.

Jou follows the advice of a teenagegirl magazine, hoping to gain the attention of a certain brunet CEO. Will it work? SetoJou and other pairings.

The problem with Kaiba Seto was his hearing...SetoxJou

“We do not have a song, and we never will have a song!” Kyle shouted. “The only line in this song that has anything to do with us is ‘you’re Jewish.’ Maybe if the song were called ‘I’m a racist sadistic fatboy and you’re Jewish and hate me’ I'd agree!"

Cartman thinks it's high time for Kyle to start using his first name. CartmanxKyle

They were rivals. That was the way they had always wanted it, that was the way it had always been. But the more things stay the same, the more they change. ZADR.

Little regrets, little annoyances, and the little things that make it all so very worth it. A small collection of ZADR drabbles.

Princess gets abducted by Dragon. Brave Knight goes to save Princess. Brave Knight slays Dragon and saves Princess. Brave Knight falls in love with Princess. Brave Knight and Princess marry. Your usual fairytale, right? …How about a new version? AU, SLASH

Kyle is Eric's epiphany.

Crying in hospital hallways isn't something Eric Cartman plans to make a habit. Seriously. Short drabblet. Cartman/Kyle, Cartman/Kenny if you squint.

Cartman is a manly sort of man. One who likes tea parties with his bestest friends. Artemus Cylde Frog and Kyle Broflowski. :CartmanKyle:

Just a simple, innocent PowerPoint partner project that has gone horribly, horribly wrong. At least, it has in Seto Kaiba's expert opinion.

Jounouchi's out to prove that people like Kaiba aren't untouchable gods but are just like everyone else. Kaiba's not about to make it easy for him. KaiJou oneshot

A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.

While waiting at the bus stop, Clyde, Token, and Craig wonder what's keeping their blond friend. I don't own SP

So many layers, like earth itself. She was strong, but still human. She never tried to hide from love and friendship, they just never found her before. Not every story has a hero...but every hero has their story...

For YGO Fanfiction Contest 4 -JouKai- What if Jou and Kaiba had met before high school, but didn't remember it? What if they had been friends as ten-year olds, when Seto was still in the orphanage with Mokuba? A cute one-shot for Compy's contest

For them, the twisted shape was the most natural one. CartmanKyle.

I hate the title, but I couldn't think of anything else. Basically, this a Creek fic with the alternating views of, well, Tweek and Craig. COMPLETE! And a special surprise somewhere inside...

Jounouchi finds himself in the backseat of Kaiba's limo - twice. The first ride leads to an embarrassing arrest, and the second... Well, it just leads to Kaiba. oneshot, futurefic-ish, SxJ

The kids work on an assignment. No pairings.

-first YGO fic- -boyXboy relationship- Thanks to his friends, Joey has escaped his violent father for now. Mokuba offers him to stay at their house. As Yugi says, there's only one catch in that plan: Seto. ...Or is it a catch, at all? COMPLETE!

Jounouchi has never been able to hold down a steady girlfriend. What will he do when he finds out that it was Kaiba pulling the strings behind his relationships all along? KaiJou oneshot

Kaiba has rules for being in a relationship. Jounouchi's about to learn them. KaiJou Oneshot

In Kaiba's opinion, most things are better left unsaid. Especially the things that come out of Joey's mouth. One bet and one week may prove him wrong. implied KaibaxJoey

For once, Craig felt peaceful, tranquil, contented and totally relaxed...until Tweek decided to call about something utterly ridiculous.

What happens when a rabid fangirl locks Kaiba and Jounouchi in a cell together in an attempt to bring about true love? Warning: this is a parody of puppyshipping. Read at your own risk. Short and sweet.

Joey dares Yugi and Ryou to remove the millennium items for one night. What adventures will Yami and Bakura endure on their frantic journey home, as Joey deals with an impatient Kaiba back at the Game Shop? [hints of YYY, JouKai, BakuraxRyou]

[Slash, KennyButters] Butters wants Kenny. Can you blame him? Also: I wrote this before Spiderman 3 was released: I make a reference to it, that I just thought was funny.

In another time line, Jounouchi's going blind instead of his sister. In a bid to save his sight, he swallows his pride and goes to the one person who can give him a job to pay for the operation he needs... Kaiba? JouXKaiba. NOW COMPLETE.

SetoJou [“Why, Jounouchi? Why do you always have someone to save!”] Jounouchi could never let go. Kaiba could not find himself to care. But no one can remain static forever.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

Luck was Jounouchi's strength, like his heart was his weakness. Both required him to be a gambler, though, and he never disappointed them. Jounouchi takes a gamble. Joukai.

A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. But Zim likes the apple blossoms. Mild ZADR.

[Seto x Jou] Kaiba tries his hand at courting. Too bad he's not sensible enough to understand Jounouchi properly. Or human emotions alike for that matter.

Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.

All the girls in school want to give Valentines to Kaiba, but there's a little problem. Enter Jonouchi, champion of true love and commercialism!

In Greek there are four words to describe love. But there is no word to describe the bond with my other self. Oneshot. YxYY – NOT yaoi or shonenai. End of series spoilers.

Rating just in case. Seto sorts out his thoughts via paper. SetoJoey. SAI [complete]

With only two months to graduation, Jounouchi decides to make the best of the situation. Getting a Scorpio, especially Kaiba, to fall for him will prove to be a Herculean task. -JounouchixKaiba, & lime-

A little story about Seto Kaiba's birthday. Yup, it's another Joey POV. Post Dungeon Dice Monsters. Mild Seto Joey if you squint.

Kaiba Noa runs the company with an iron fist and Seto barely has any room to stand in Noa's shadow. Jounouchi is alone and bitter in this world. Can these two find something more in common, amidst the tragedies they must face together? -AU, slight Kaijou-

Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*

[Part 1 of "5200 Miles to Go"] Everyone knew Kaiba and Jounouchi had some sort of feelings for each other. They were just too damn stubborn to admit it. Then comes a helping hand from a fortune-teller and one of Shakespeare's plays. Things are going to change... -KaibaxJounouchi, SxJ-

(Re-uploaded after being deleted by fanfiction.net. Lemon edited for content.) A Yami POV piece that takes place over two days and chronicles the relationship and interaction between Yami/Yugi. *SLASH/YAOI!* (This is not set in ancient Egypt.)