Author has written 8 stories for The Santa Clause, Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and Avengers.
previously @etiquette-faux-pas
Aloha! I'm currently on a mild hiatus from ff.n, but I'll be returning with some Christmas fic updates soon! I've had lots of messages over the past few months about my LOTR and Avengers fics and I hope that I'll be able to update them for you all. At the moment however, I am not active in either fandom much. We'll see how that goes.
If you guys want even more content for my ROE universe and @safyresky’s as well, feel free to check out my tumblr! We’ve been busy creating lots of au’s and art all year round. Bernard memes are another of my specialties, if you’re interested in that kind of thing. I also have a lot of Supernatural Castiel x reader work posted on my masterlist as well. I'm writing along with the final season so there'll be new content more often there!
tumblr, twitter, wattpad, ao3, instagram: @shittyelfwriter
Links for Rules of Engagement! (physical links don't work on this site so just copy/paste the urls!)
Bernelle art courtesy of @mellomadness on tumblr! I'm linking to the tag she is using for all of her art because WOW I am a fan of shameless promotion, but it won't be hard to find the ROE related things as well! Thank you a thousand times again for the amazing work I die every time I pause writing to peek at your art it's just *clenches fist*SO GOOD
Remove the ] brackets to make the links work!
mellomadness[.]tumblr[.]com/tagged/MelloDraws
JennaJulienPodcast regarding the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears theory (the first ten minutes cover it but all of their conspiracy episodes are bomb)
Podcast #55 - Conspiracy Theories Pt. 3 youtu[.]be/tQhkV7djbfg
IF YOU HAVE REQUESTS for material or ideas you would like to see in one of my current stories, PM me.
IF YOU WISH TO USE ANY OF MY CHARACTERS in any stories of your own, whether in reference or active use, PM me.
Elle (Ellington) Connelly
The following users have the proper permission to write using this character:
- SafyreSky, in Crystal Springs (and any spin-off material she so chooses to make, as she is a genius)
- WinterFrost15, if she ever chooses to come back to the site and write again because I adore her and miss her very much. (Update: I see you've returned to us! I'm so happy to have you around again bby! Feel free to reach out on any other socials if you don't prefer PMs because I'm here if you ever want to chat! No pressure though lovely. I hope you're doing alright!)
If you'd like to join this list, or use any of my other characters, PLEASE! PM me! (Most likely, I will say YES.)
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING MY STORIES, or would like access to my source material for stories of your own, feel free to PM me!
CURRENT WORKS IN PROGRESS:
List updated as of 12/18/19
Rules of Engagement (previously TEC:Reloaded) - 'The Santa Clause' Category (ONGOING)
When a certain letter to Santa unlocks a centuries forgotten rule, Ellington Connelly finds herself caught up in a whirlwind of unexpected and magical experiences that will change her life in ways she's never dreamed of. An updated and improved version of my 2013 story, The Emissary Clause. (NOT a sequel. Slow burn warning!)
Once I finish the TEC1 original story arc, I will be re-titling this fic to "Rules of Engagement”. It will then incorporate any and all sequels, including what was TEC2: Defining Elle. It will not, however, be following that storyline anymore. This story will be ongoing indefinitely! I've been in this fandom for a good seven years now and I don't plan on going anywhere any time soon :)
Little Talks - 'Avengers' Category (UPDATING SOON)
Summary: "Your name is Jamie Buchanan Barnes. You were the first female sergeant in the 107th. We were friends." "NO! " "You know me." "You're my mission." "Finish it, then. Because I'm with you to the end of the line." How Jamie Barnes stopped being the Winter Soldier, and took up residence in Avengers Tower while recovering her memory, herself, and her best friend. Fem!Bucky, Steve/Bucky.
Secrets of an Anarchist - 'Avengers' Category (UPDATING SOON)
Summary: Mia Paxton is a political journalist living with her best friend, Jane Foster. When Jane is called away to Tromsø on business, Mia is unexpectedly roped into advising SHIELD on the motives of a certain God of Mischief-placing her long kept secrets at risk. What is Mia Paxton really hiding, and what does SHIELD want with an anarchist anyway? Book 1 of 'The Paxton Files'.
The Misadventures of an Impervious Mary-Sue - 'The Lord of the Rings' Category (ON HIATUS)
Summary: When Marilyn Comett wakes up in Middle Earth, all she wants to do is kick some ass. But the Magic that summoned her is set on turning her into the one thing she loathes: a Mary-Sue! It has also created a series of plot twists for her and the characters of LotR. Can she overcome the battle within, while finding her place in the quest to save Middle Earth? (Tenth Walker, Sue Humor)
RETIRED STORIES:
None of these will be continued in the future; however, I am keeping them posted for my own reference.
The Emissary Clause - 'The Santa Clause' Category (No longer canon for my ROE universe or any of @safyresky's works
THIS IS NO LONGER THE WORKING STORY. PLEASE SEE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT ABOVE!
Summary: Have you ever written a letter to Santa, in August? Annise Connelly, age 10 did. What did she ask for? Her father's life - he's dying of cancer. Oh, and one more thing...a friend - or more- for her big sister, 17 year old Ellington. Little did she know that her letter would bring to light something ignored for fourteen centuries...The Emissary Clause. And her wishes? We'll see.
TEC2: Defining Elle - 'The Santa Clause' Category (No longer canon for my ROE universe or any of @safyresky's works)
THIS IS NO LONGER THE WORKING STORY. PLEASE SEE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT ABOVE!
Summary: It's been two years. Two years since Elle Connelly left her life in Seattle to move 'North'. Facing her third Christmas as Santa's Number Two Elf, Elle is dealing with more challenges than ever before: she is engaged to Bernard, but things are far from from perfect. And now she has to go home and deal with her family? Oh God, no. (Sequel to The Emissary Clause.)
SHELVED STORIES:
The Hobbits: A Journey of Consequence - 'The Hobbit' Category
Summary:When Gandalf the Grey comes to the Shire, he does not solely select Bilbo Baggins as 'THE' Burglar. Gandalf also enlists the aid of another: a hobbit of the mysterious Aigrette clan and, most importantly, an Adventurer. Will these two hobbits survive the Journey and it's perils, and make it There and Back Again? (Consider this a 'Second Burglar' type story.) Bilbo x OFC
This one has fallen by the wayside, for now. I'm trying to put my creative juices into other fandoms, but I will hopefully pick this story up again!