![]() Author has written 2 stories for Voltron: Legendary Defender. Heyo~ I'm an 18-year-old cosplayer who just graduated High school. That's about it. I am taking one-shot or story requests! Favorite T.V. Shows - Criminal Minds Big Time Rush Lab Rats iCarly The Fosters Being HumanFavorite Hobbies - Singing Writing reading CosplayingFavorite Colors - Yellow Light blue Mint Green MaroonFavorite Bands - Twenty One Pilots American Rejects Three Days Grace Breaking Benjamin Skillet Flyleaf Stitched Up Heart Icon For Hire Starset Green Day Panic! At The Disco Fall Out Boy My Chemical RomanceIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those dang 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those dang 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those dang 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those dang 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those dang 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Use on Mars?)On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Jetblue?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD In Nissan Rouge Car commercial: "WARNING: Fantasy! Car's can not jump on trains!" (Dang, that's my favorite way to travel though...)Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD Fanfiction is for people who have a pen and know how to use it. Fanfiction is for people who make the impossible reality. Fanfiction is for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Geek, Shy, Silent, Crazy, Insane, Odd, or Different. Fanfiction is for girls that fall in love with non-existent guys. (Because they're the best kind...) Fanfiction is for girls who don't need guys to complete them. Fanfiction is for people who talk to themselves... a lot. Fanfiction is for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets. Fanfiction is for people who get funny looks for reading in class. 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Fanfiction is for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books. Fanfiction is for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile Despite the fact God isn't seen, HE'S THERE!! If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile. 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile. If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you're a chocoholic, talkaholic or a shopaholic, then copy and post this into your profile! you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Big Time Rush, put this in your profile. |
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