Airelle Vilkahide bio
 Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Teen Titans, Aladdin, Discworld, Disney, Princess and the Frog, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, Dexter, and Star Wars. The name is Lena, and the game is storytelling. I began to write primarily in the realm of Harry Potter, but now I detour to other things and original fiction, which is not posted here. I have a wild, boundless passion for Star Wars, Discworld, dark humor, Disney villains, and Greek mythology. My Harry Potter fiction is listed below, in the order you should read it. KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS IS ALL WRITTEN BEFORE THE RELEASE OF BOOKS 5 THROUGH 7. Beg pardon; most of the HP fics were written at the age of 17, and thus may be Mary Sue-ish, although I've never gotten that complaint from readers before. But just in case. 1. Medicamentum Tertiusdecimum; 2. Once Upon a December; 3. Till Death Do Us Part; 4. Sick; 5. Thread of Lachesis; 6. The Last Straw; 7. Winter Once Again - The Prelude to 'Wishes'; 8. Wishes; 9. Duty 10. A few non-Airelle/Snape Chronicle stories: A Promise is a Promise and Baby Got Wand. NEWS! EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! |
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Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 664,434 - Reviews: 7649 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 5,497 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M., Minerva M.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,758 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,319 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Wildest Dreams by JustJinxed reviews
After her first encounter with Kylo Ren, Rey just can't seem to get him out of her head. Or her dreams.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 202 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
In Extremis by Katla reviews
Han Solo has pictured the end of his life many times, but never quite like this. Major spoilers for The Force Awakens.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Han S., Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Nightcaps and Other Notions by Dispatch22705 reviews
A series of one-shots, each one centered around the name of a cocktail or nightcap. Will be mostly Phrack sexy times, not tons of plot.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Jack R., Phryne F.
Mistress of the Stacks by Ms. Anthrop reviews
An archaic danger is rampaging through the Hogwarts Library, and it's up to Headmaster Snape and Mistress Granger to solve the mystery in the stacks. But can they overcome their contentious history to fix the problem, or is history doomed to repeat itself? An expanded version written for Irishredlass as a part of the 2014 LJ SSHG Giftfest. Rated M for violence & adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,050 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Entrancing Wendy by Laurielove reviews
Wendy has grown up. She is married and settled. The people of Neverland, all those years ago, are long gone ... aren't they? In childhood it all seemed so straightforward: good and evil, life and love. An adult Wendy finds things far more complicated. A Wendy/Hook story. M readers only, please.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Captain Hook, Wendy D. - Complete
Held Between Heaven and Hell We Dance by dressed-in-white-satin reviews
The traces of bloody fingerprints on her beautiful body reveal what Bellatrix is for. Seven moments in the twisted relationship of Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Falling Star by lyrainthedark reviews
Out of the dark of the night, seeking the core of the light...the most precious heart, the most beautiful gift. Dark AU.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
dreams, like soap bubbles by broomclosetkink reviews
Molly Hooper has always loved Sherlock Holmes, despite the reality never quite matching up to the beauty of wishes and dreams. Sherlolly, major HLV spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,367 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Acts of Generous Cruelty by broomclosetkink reviews
Joffrey the Bastard King is not known for his acts of generosity, but when he endeavors to both disgrace Lady Sansa Stark, the daughter of a traitor, and punish his once-faithful dog, Sandor Clegane, he inadvertently gives them the greatest gift of all: each other.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
Blind Faith by MozartsRequiem reviews
Her collarbone was sharp beneath his hand. He felt her breath rising and falling unevenly, perhaps in panic. In between her silent, wild gasps, Voldemort felt a heart shuddering somewhere. Perhaps she thought he meant to strangle her. Perhaps he should.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,989 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
11th Division: 100 Prompts by AngelUriel reviews
100 short stories. Focused mainly on 11th Division's Kenpachi, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. Set any time before, during and after arrancar arc, so some spoilers. Rated for language and violence. Range of genres. Some Crack. Chapter 70 now up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 112,616 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/12/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Joining The Dots by Linxcat reviews
"Everyone knew it, and that was all everyone knew. A dot dot dot relationship. One of those. And nobody had been able to join up the dots." - Unseen Academicals. Assorted one-shots and drabbles exploring Lord Vetinari and Lady Margolotta's relationship.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Vetinari, Lady Margolotta
Three Mistakes That Drumknott Made by Ololon reviews
A boring day turns rather exciting when an assassin invades the Palace…and the usually infallible Drumknott makes a series of mistakes he is desperate to put right.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
Debt by Mewkey reviews
FIRMLY Movie-verse. Rated M for language and...other very good reasons. Older and wiser Lydia, freshly divorced, returns to the Winter River house of her youth to do some soul searching. She unwittingly releases Beetlejuice from his 20-year prison, and he's in the mood to collect on the debt she owes him.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Princess and the Frog: The Countess of Souls by MissScaryKitty reviews
Princess Gloria goes to New Orleans seeking to win Naveen’s heart only she doesn’t know he's already found his true love. The Countess of Souls sees an irresistible opportunity for personal gain and strikes an interesting deal with her rival Dr. Facilier
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Dr. Facilier
Sharp cold edge by Inkfire reviews
In the dead of night, she let him explore her, possess her, torment her. Round Three of the 34 stories, 106 reviews challenge on the HPFC forum, also fitting the Secrets challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Talking in Her Sleep by Determamfidd reviews
Hiccup's been away for six months. When he finally comes home, he's... well, maybe Astrid and Ruffnut shouldn't be blamed for their reactions. And they're not the only ones...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,744 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
It's Like A Musical Mosaic by Twist reviews
10 shorts, inspired by 10 songs. Now with Chapter 5! Featuring: Vetinari, Vimes, Drumknott, the ever-mysterious Grace Speaker, Ponder, Adora, HEX and more! Aww yeah. Still rated T but that's really pushing it. Light M, really, for sexy-time/swears.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Nude On The Moon by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Her boyfriend is an alien. This may or may not be a big problem. Mature subjects, nothing too explicit. Spoilers, ahoy!
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Go Down Easy by sutaretagaisce reviews
The Shadowman before he was even a man, but a child. And he too was taught that hard work and dreams would make his life better.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Given Solace by IntoTheSkyUntil reviews
Hatter/Weaver one shot. Pre-Redd's reign and Alyss & Hatter's departure from Wonderland. What happens when a Milliner feels too much? Rather fluffy but PG-13 or T for some suggestiveness and makeout action—woo hoo! :D
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hatter M., Weaver - Complete
The End And What Follows by Schildkroete reviews
Story focusing on Vimes, Vetinari and Death. AnkhMorpork has been destroyed and the end of the world is near. Fortunately, some men are very interested in stopping that from happening. Unfortunately, they’re dead already.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,394 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
The Dark Night by John Milton reviews
If the Devil went to confession...long and good enough to be worth reading, short and bad enough to be worth reviewing.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Rising by Locrian-Mode reviews
Every insane hero needs a weird past. Buck is no different – in that respect, anyways. Ahab complexes, humans, and introducing the mysterious Knot…
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,327 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Buck
Who and Why by the object lesson reviews
Because somewhere between the talk and the actual act, girls concoct a fantasy about their virginity, and how they’re going to lose it." An antidote to the common FT stereotype. One-shot. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Bellflower by Foxflare reviews
Those who grieve are loved. UnohanaZaraki. Rated for citrusy content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2008 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Taste of Repetition by Pen Against Sword reviews
[Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack...] Orihime's fixated on the way his name sounds. Orihime can't stop watching him. Orihime's going to get caught.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Storyteller by Jalen Strix reviews
Based strongly around the 2003 film version, this story centers on a particular storyteller and one of her more provocative creations, the former Captain Hook. Revised version now complete.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,328 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Wendy D., J. Hook - Complete
Heavenlyish by Empatheia reviews
[Zaraki x Rangiku] Being the tale of one Matsumoto Rangiku and her love affair with silence.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Matsumoto - Complete
You Can Turn It All Around by Sarmoti reviews
Elliot has a really bad day and she ends up snaping and makes a bad choice. Carla sends Dr. Cox to change her mind. Can he turn it all around for her? Perry/Elliot
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Elliot R. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Dawn by katydidit reviews
All memorable events, I should say, transpire in a morning setting.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005
Frequency by Mizander reviews
When the Tallests concoct a sick plot to rid themselves of Zim once and for all, Dib goes on a rescue mission. Meantime, the Resisty recruits new members, as the battlegrounds for the war of the Universe is laid. Chapter 9. Finally.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,133 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004
Yami Yugi Moves Out! by Pachelbel reviews
Yugi and the gang are going away to college, and Yami decides it's time he goes out on his own as well. He won't even know what hit him....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,807 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Atem
Rincewind at Hogwarts by Acendant reviews
Chapter 8 at long last. Sorry the update took so long, Rincewind is facing his toughest challenge yet, the Defence Against Darks Arts teaching job. Hope you enjoy. R'n'R please
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
The Man Without by Kit Spooner reviews
Raven's empathy makes her an unwitting witness to the dreams of her teammates. And some dreams are best left unexplored. Rated for adult situations and language. RaeBB, RobStar. incomplete
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Ambrosia of the Sea by Stefynae reviews
The death of Bootstrap is only one of many events explained in this prequel to the movie. Warning: contains apples, rum, and all other manner of pirate things. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Complete
To Calm a Nightmare by miss capulet reviews
When Starfire wakes up from a recurring nightmare in the early morning, she decides to try a traditional Tamaranian calming broth. on her way to the kitchen, she meets Robin, who joins her in cooking. FINISHED! ROBSTAR fluff.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/29/2004
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Out in the Open by Emery Saks reviews
Amelia and Doppler make some startling discoveries while Jim searches for shelter.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,414 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
Flames by disco biscuit reviews
Bellatrix and Voldemort: the story of their relationship. Shagging, violence, love (ish), whole bag o' Fraught Emotion. All that jazz. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Devastis Factor by IrkenIckyChips reviews
No one ever said growing up was easy...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,984 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Back To Basics by NeitherSparky reviews
Car chases! Road Menace! Even Megavolt in drag! Again!
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/3/2001 - Megavolt, Quackerjack - Complete
Academia by PallaPlease reviews
Life and books: Jim Hawkins is at the Royal Navy Academy. And what of the others? [Four: Kitchen duty! Snobby upperclassmen! Fun with Jim!] Minor update: apology and note.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,937 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
Sharks by Spike Daft reviews
As his captain lay dying, Smee must seek help from from the darkest places of Neverland.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002
That's What Friends Are For by Dien Alcyone reviews
Snape's best friend shows up at Hogwarts. Yes, that's right, he HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Good times ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/8/2002 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S.
Gilderoy's Blunder by Gedia Kacela reviews
When Ron and Hermione meet up with Harry in Hogsmeade, they didn't quite expect to run into Gilderoy Lockhart. But, unfortunately, they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Drowning in Fire by Slytherin Starlets reviews
"Quirrell said he hates me because he hated my father." Could have Severus Snape and James Potter's loathing of one another been caused by a certain redhead?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Anniversary by Nyx Fixx reviews
Hannibal and Clarice celebrate an important anniversary on New Year's Eve. Some profanity, strong sexual content
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2002
Meet the Parents by She's a Star reviews
The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Teatime With Albus by Dien Alcyone reviews
Friday afternoon tea between Severus and Albus. I'm rather proud of this one, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Severus S.
Neville Longbottom and the Moment of Truth by Dien Alcyone reviews
Neville discovers his spine, with a little unexpected help from Professor Snape. Set in fourth year, but doesn’t really have anything to do with GoF
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
Bubbles by Valefor reviews
Boba Fett and a bath tub. I don't know if this is humorous, but my sense of humor is all but dead at a little earlier than 3 in the morning...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2001
Twisted by Ruby reviews
The characters try to stop an author from writing an unconventional HP romance, and several *interesting* pairings arise. (Inspired by Couple Lists by Lei and CobraGirl)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2000
Of Underclothes and Magical Eyes by MiniNerva reviews
It ocurred to me today that Moody can see through clothes. Hmm, people's underwear, how fascinating . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2000
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Tales From the Finalizer reviews
Hux hated Kylo Ren's temper, his disdain for hierarchy and rules; almost as much as he hated her propriety and her perfectly pressed uniform. But they were more similar than either cared to admit. A collection of stories about the love/hate relationship between Hux and Ren, featuring cameos by Phasma, Finn, Poe, and others. AU where Hux is female.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Poe D., Captain Phasma, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Swallow the Light reviews
An expansion of the interrogation chamber scene between Kylo Ren and Rey. Ah, if only the walls could talk. (In Ren's case, they'd probably say "ow.")
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Courage reviews
Lumen considers the fallout of her decision. Yes, it's a songfic, the vomitus of the soul. Please forgive me.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Lumen P. - Complete
Respite reviews
Based on the Hatter M graphic novel. Madigan has always followed the Millinery Code to the letter, but not tonight. Madigan/Magda.
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hatter M. - Complete
Bad Things reviews
New Orleans is a town filled with dirty little secrets. Bad things happen here, and sometimes, they happen to good people. Facilier themed quasi-smutfic, with a twist, and oh my gosh, dare I say it?-- plot. Rating warning exists for a reason, kids.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
Bellissima reviews
A look into Bellatrix's mind during an encounter with Voldemort, with predictable results: psychologically, our girl's a goner. This is a short vignette, and is rated M for some language and definite graphic content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Ex Libris reviews
On a visit to the New York Public Library, Slade and Terra seek aid from an old associate, a librarian who owes Slade much more than she lets on, and who has some advice for his new apprentice...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Terra, Slade - Complete
Gorgeous reviews
Villains should never analyze themselves psychologically, as Slade learns when thoughts of his apprentice, Terra, wander into unbidden territory...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Slade, Terra
Chaos Is As Chaos Does reviews
Very short Disney's Hercules vignette. You all know the story of how Pain and Panic kidnapped baby Hercules on Hades's orders. But did you ever wonder who let them pass through the Olympian gates?
Disney - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005
Dress Like That reviews
A parody of Eminem's song, dedicated to the Guild of Seamstresses of Ankh Morpork. No Discworld character is safe.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2005
I See reviews
Jafar, now a Djinn, learns a valuable lesson from his first master... and that master isn't Abis Mal. Short story, set before 'Return of Jafar.'
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Consensual reviews
Short vignette. Slade reflects on his apprentice Terra, including his psychological power over her. Warning for implied unsavory activities, but nothing graphic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Dress reviews
On his final voyage to Isla de Muerta, Barbossa reunites with the true owner of his mysterious silk dress.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Hector B. - Complete
Thread of Lachesis reviews
Life brings many dangers that cause pain and suffering. But the worst demons lodge within the soul... and sometimes, they cannot be ignored. (Set during Airelle's years as an Auror.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11/25/2002 - Voldemort
Duty reviews
Set a month after 'Wishes.' Airelle is torn about her decision to join the Order of the Phoenix, and finds some help in memories she has tried to suppress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2002
Wishes reviews
Twenty years after graduation, Airelle Vilka reunites with Severus Snape and becomes a professor at Hogwarts. But as they struggle to renew their strange friendship, an ancient evil arises that threatens to destroy all they have worked for. (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 131,679 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 5/20/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Sick reviews
Late one night, Snape reflects on his life as a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2001 - Severus S.
Baby Got Wand reviews
Based on METMA Mandy's filk. A highly disturbing tribute to Ferret Boy, one of our favorite Slytherins. (Be afraid.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2001 - Draco M.
Medicamentum Tertiusdecimum reviews
'The Thirteenth Potion.' Best friends Airelle Vilka and Severus Snape have concocted forbidden potions since their first year at Hogwarts. Now, in their sixth year, they discover the consequences of their hobby...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2001 - Severus S.
Winter Once Again The Prelude to 'Wishes' reviews
Twenty years have passed since Airelle Vilka’s graduation and her parting with Snape. Now, having resigned her position as an Auror, Airelle returns to Hogwarts… (Set in Harry Potter’s fifth year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2001 - Published: 4/16/2001 - Severus S.
The Last Straw reviews
Several years after graduation from Hogwarts, Airelle Vilka, now an Auror, faces her worst nightmare… without recognizing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2001
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
It is Graduation Night at Hogwarts, and Severus Snape has a question for one of his closest friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/14/2001
Once Upon a December reviews
In his last year at Hogwarts, Severus Snape decides to attend the annual Yule Ball. And most interesting of all, he wants to ask a certain girl to go with him. But perhaps it is not who you think... The mushiest fic I've ever written... be warned! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2001
A Promise is a Promise reviews
The night before his wedding, Severus Snape receives a visit from an unexpected guest...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2001 - Published: 4/12/2001
